Vincent: * is standing in the mirror singing while combing his hair. * If ya man's on the flow if he ain't let me know, let me see if you can run it run it, girl indeed I can run it run it! * He throws his hands in the air and waves'em like he just don't care. * I'd like to give a shout out to my love...
Sephiroth: * is standing in the door way. * What the heck are you doing? Have you lost it or something.
Vincent: how long have you been there?
Sephiroth: long enough to know that Chris Brown is 16, that's how long.
Vincent: haven't you heard of knocking, it works you know.
Cloud: * from out of nowhere. * Who's Chris Brown?
Sephiroth: I don't like you. Why are you here?
Cloud: I may have an idea that can get Misha back here.
Sephiroth: oh, really now.
Cloud: * pulls out a tray of potions. * Yup.
(Why don't we see how things are going downstairs. Ryuhou is just arriving and it would seem that everyone's in the backyard. Keep in mind that Ryuhou has brought company with him. So they both go out back and everyone just looked bored to death.)
The girl: Ryuhou, what's wrong with these people?
Ryuhou: I haven't a clue, Zetsuni.
Kasumi: * stood up from her seat and walked over to them. * Hey Ryuhou, what brings you here?
Ryuhou: I was instructed personally by Misha that when she has left...
Kasumi: * cut him off. * Ryuhou, why are you two here?
Ryuhou: all right I'll tell you, but you, Riku, and Cloud are the only ones that I'm to tell one eles got it.
Kasumi: Yeah, yeah got it!
Ryuhou: this girl next to me is named Zetsuni. Misha created her while playing Soul Calibur III, and is hiring her as a spy to keep an eye on things around here.
Kasumi: I guess I'll go find Cloud and Riku then. * She left. *
Zetsuni: Ryuhou.
Ryuhou: * looked at her. * What is it?
Zetsuni: do you know why she gave me this name?
Ryuhou: no.
Zetsuni: would you like to know?
Ryuhou: sure, why not?
Zetsuni: Misha, gave me this name cuz' she liked your alter power.
Ryuhou: I'm not sure I follow that.
Zetsuni: your alter is called Zetsuei right. * He nodded. * Well if you drop the 'E' and put 'N' you get my name: 'Zetsuni'.
Ryuhou: wow, I didn't know she even like alters.
Aerithsu: * walked up behind them. * Well, well if ain't Ryuhou Master of Zetsuei.
Ryuhou: * sees her and looks shocked. * You.
Aerithus: don't look so suprised to see me. * She smirked. *
Ryuhou: * jumped back readying himself. * I'm, gonna wipe that smug grin off your face.
Kasumi: *ran between them.* Ryuhou, Aerithsu is working for Misha. *She turned look at Aeri.* And you Misha didn't give you this kind of permission.
Aerithsu: you don't know this guy... He's a traidor.
Ryuhou: * hissed at her. * I have no need to explain myself to anyone.
Aerithsu: sure you don't, I just did. * She smiled and walked off. *
Ryuhou: I didn't know that she was the one hired.
Riku: * walked up. * Well, she's the one. I hear you wanna talk.
Zetsuni: where is Cloud?
Riku: I don't know and it's way too many rooms to check.
Ryuhou: well then, I guess you'll have to tell him later.
Zetsuni: I am here as a spy working for Misha to keep an eye on things for her.
Riku: but why didn't she put you in charge?
Zetsuni: she felt the need to put one of her other creations up front.
Kasumi: oh, well that sucks.
Ryuhou: I think I'll stick around a while longer.
Kasumi: great! * She dragged him off. *
(Cloud, Sephiroth and Vincent emerged from the house. Vincent was bald, Cloud now had short silver hair, and Seph and long blond hair.)
Sephiroth: * face was redder then a cherry.* Cloud?
Cloud: *still messing with his hair. * Y-Yeah?
Sephiroth: I hate you more then ever now.
Vincent: and how the hell do you think I feel?
They both: * looked at Vincent. *
Vincent: I was in my room minding my own business, when in walked the two dumbies...
Both: excuse me!
Vincent: you heard me idiots. Oh, and Cloud I still don't see her yet! * He was rubbing his bald head. *
(Riku along with Squall, Hayate, Sasuke, Rufus, Inuyasha, Sakura, Ayane, Christie, Tenten, Tifa, Leifang, Yuffie, Rikku, Naruto, Hinata, Gaara, and Haku just looked.)
Hayate: please don't tell me you guys tried to bring her back.
Vincent: well, uummm... It was all Cloud and Seph's idea.
Sephiroth: the puppet thought of the idea and it sounded good enough to me.
Gaara: I guess you idoits didn't know this, but she made impossible for any magic or potions to summon her back.
Cloud: oh, well that's a really drity trick.
Tifa: Cloud, if you would've asked us. * She sighed. * Now we have to reverse this somehow.
Zetsuni: maybe I can help. What kind of potions did you use?
Cloud: I - uh, honestly don't know.
Haku: well, do you still have to vials they were in.
Vincent: * pulled them out. * Here.
Haku: * took them. * Oh wow, Cloud how much did you pay for these.
Cloud: 5,000 each.
Everybody: WHAT!
Leifang: alright, Hinata, Gaara, and I will go get some more of those.
Hinata: but how will we know what to look for.
Leifang: you two just let me worry about that part. * She grabbed both and left. *
Rufus, Yuffie & Inuyasha: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Sasuke: * flew pass Seph into a tree. * Argh!
Rikku: I don't see you using your replacement Jutsu now. * She pulled out a fire grenade. *
Everybody: * jumped back. *
Squall: Rikku, maybe you should just take it easy.
Rikku: That would be out of the question. * She tossed the grenades at him. *
Sasuke: * dogded them and tackled Rikku. *
Tifa: This fight is over. * She kicked Sasuke off of Rikku and grabbed them by their arms. *
Rikku: He started it.
Sasuke: Well, it is true.
Tifa: What's true?
Sasuke: That girls shouldn't be Ninjas.
Sephiroth: Tifa, I think you should let her go.
Rufus: Siding with the women I see.
Sephiroth: Not really, I happen to think that they make better Ninja the men do but not swordmen.
A random guy: You're wrong Seph, women can also...
Rufus: * pulled out his shotgun and shoot the guy in his head. * There, no more siding with the women and this is for safe keeping. * He shot him once more. *
Ryuhou: * came out of the house. * Zetsuni, I will have to be leaving now. I have been called for... * He looked around. * What happened here?
Tifa: * still holding Sasuke and Rikku. * Nothing really.
Ryuhou: That's good hear.
Zetsuni: * walked up. * Will you be returning?
Sephiroth: No, and I'll make sure he dosen't.
Aerithsu: * came out. * Well, it's time for us to go now ain't it.
Ryuhou: I just can't figure out why you're in charge.
Aerithsu: It's simple, you suck...
Ayane: You need to shut up Aeri, you have no idea how bad you're pissing me off.
Sakura: I don't think Sasuke should have said that either, but Rikku you better not touch Sasuke again or you'll have to answer to me next time.
Christie: I'm sure you'll last 2 seconds against Rikku, Sakura.
Rikku: Tifa, let me go so I can touch Sasuke and kick this bit..
Tenten: Sakura, stop picking fights with everyone cuz' they wanna kick the life out of Sasuke. You know there are times when you want to do that too.
Sakura: You know something, Tenten I think you're right. Lets go find something fun to do * They leave.
Sasuke: What just happen?
Sephiroth: She just realized, how much she wants to kill you. *He laughs. *
Sasuke: I'm going in. * Goes into the masion. *
LeiFang, Hinata & Gaara: * Have now returned with the potions. *
Cloud: Yes, those are the exact potions we.. I mean I had.
Ryuhou: I will be returning later on tomorrow, Zetsuni. * He left. *
Zetsuni & Haku: Stand right there. * They pointed to a spot infront of them.*
Cloud, Vincent & Sephiroth: * Got in then exact spot. *
Gaara: * Gave them Haku all four potions. *
Zetsuni: What did ya'll do with them afterwords.
Vincent: * Still glaring at Cloud and Seph. * They mixed'em all together.
Christie: HA! It's now wonder it back fired.
Tifa: Cloud, were you guys trying to bring back her ansisters too.
Cloud: Well, what did you expect from me, I'm not a pro with potions.
Sephiroth: I don't know why pale boy over there's acting like he wasn't down for it, he was just as into it as I was.
Kasumi: * Came out of the masion with a bowl giving it to Zetsuni. *
Zetsuni: * put the bowl in front of them. * Haku, give them the potions.
Haku: * gave them the potions. *
Cloud: Seph, you have to listen to me this time.
Sephiroth: me listen to a puppet, ha that's a laugh.
Vincent: I'll tell you two this, if I don't return to normal I will personally kill the two of you.
Cloud: * is scared at this point cuz' Vincent isn't the type to lie. * Ok, the instructions said to toss the blue one then green, red and black. In that order. * He looked at Seph. * Do it right this time.
(Everyone stood clear as they tossed the potions and once again, Sephiroth threw the red and blue one at the same time. There was lots of smoke and when it cleared, they were back to normal.)
Cloud: You did it again!
Vincent: don't come near me for a long time, either of you. * He walked off. *
Sephiroth: hmph. * He went back into the masion. *
Tifa: Cloud, the next time you and commando get an idea, make sure ya'll take it somewhere else.
(So everyone continued their activeties for that day and that's where this werid story ends.)
Vincent: Misha, why would you let them talk me into that?
Misha: were you even pay attention to your lines? You were against them the entire time.
Vincent: yes, that's true but I didn't need to end up the way I did, tho.
Cloud: I heard this is the last story you're going to write.
Rikku: NOOOOO! This can't be, this just can't! * She starts running around in circles with Sephiroth standing in them. *
Sepiroth: * grabs her arm and throws her to the side. * I think you should try running around somewhere else.
Misha: Seph, you're doing it again.
Sephiroth: doing what?
Misha: you know what I haven't got the time for this.
Rufus: well, are you going to tell us.
Misha: I will be writing more stories, they just won't be in chapters like this one and if I do write a chapter story, it'll be 2 or 3. Not 5.
Yazoo: can I kill someone in the next one, by planting a bullet right between the eye or just shoot them like I did Cloud. * Smirks. *
Cloud: oh, come off it Yazoo, it was a surprise attack. Do you reall think you and that cry baby would have gotten that close to victory if I had known?
Loz: I'm not a cry baby. * He starts crying. *
Kadaj: yes, you are.
Yazoo: Loz, stop crying, Kadaj give him a break and Cloud, I kicked your butt up and down the forest or what about when you were trying to catch Kadaj, we almost had you there too.
Misha: SHUT UP! We ending this here.
The End.
(After Leave Misha leaves)