Narrator: Sorry for the delay folks as the writer completely forgot about the Tifa VS. Lili fight and only remembered recently when Reading through some old stories...
Author: *Slams fist on top of it's head.* Please refrain from saying such things or the results can on end in violence... Which I would prefer it not. *adjusts glasses a little.*
InuYasha: Lying through your teeth again, aren't ya.
Author: *pulls out dagger and holds it to his throat.* What was InuYasha? I didn't quite hear you...
InuYasha: *Was tempted but decided he loved living.* I didn't say a thing...
Author: *Puts the dagger a way.* I'm glad to hear it. *Clears throat.* Narrator you may...
Tifa: Why do I have to fight her? I'm only gonna end up breaking her to bits... Plus, she keeps going on and on about owning everything. *Tifa sighed.*
Author: That's why I picked you.. She's a flipper who doesn't know the meaning of street fighting but you do. You helped defeat one of the most powerful men ever.
Sephiroth: Correction "The most powerful man ever."
Tifa: I guess you're right Author-san.
Sephiroth: Never I'm the one who's always right, no one else..
Author: So Tell me.. When exactly did that brain of yours kick in and say retreat for now or my mother wouldn't put something like that on my shoulders? Mister wies man.
Sephiroth:...
Author: That's what I thought.
Sephiroth: You write me in only to tourment me, don't you?
Author: That's nonesenes general cranky pants, it's all in your head.
Sephiroth: *huffs then walks away.*
Author: *sighs* Okay! Narrator you may continue but mess up again and it'll be your life, got it!
Narrator: *nods and clears it's voice.*
(We're back with this weeks addiction of Animasion unleashed: Tifa Vs. Lili! Here you'll find that no one is in the Masion at the moment and the reason for that is, the fight has been taken to the backyard. The ones that came to witness the event unfold are: Yuffie, Cloud, Loz, Zack, InuYasha, Naruto, Rikku, Sora(KH), Riku(KH), Kasumi(DOA), Vincent, Sephiroth, Kadaj, Steve(Tekken), Anna, Bruce(Tekken), Yazoo and a few other surprise guess may stop by. Right now Tifa is standing next to Cloud, Vincent and Zack, who are talking with her. Lili is Standing next to Steve, Bruce and Anna, talking amongst themselves.)
Naruto: *leans against the fence waiting for the fight to start but anyone can tell he's super hyped about the fight.* Oh man I can't wait until this thing starts.
Riku:... *he steps away from the overly exicted Naruto.*
Steve: *boxes the air.* Remember Lili, a montage of flips will tire that dame out quickly... I mean look at her, she doesn't look like she's fought anything as of late. *Does a victory upper cut.* This is an easy win for sure.
Bruce: You're kidding right, Steve? *Sighs.* That's the worst advice I've ever heard anyone give out... Lili play it careful with this one, she looks like she can hold her own.
Lili: *smirks with a slow nod.* I don't intend on making.. 'any' mistakes with this one, she was only lucky because it was a game but this isn't a game anymore..
Steve: Bruce what's your problem man? How you gonna call me out like that?
Bruce: I didn't really call you on anything, you were just giving her crappy advice that's all.
Steve: You called me out!
Bruce: *starts glaring.* If you want go lets go here and now...
Anna: *steps between them.* Boys, boys this isn't your fight so save it for another time. *she steps close to Lili and pulls out a dagger.* this should work nicely against that little twit..
Lili: *pushed the sharp object a way.* thanks but I don't need a weapon to take her down...
Loz: Dumby *it was blunt and maybe even true.*
Lili: Says the fool who face was run across the ground.
Loz: Tifa..
Tifa: *looks over at him.* What?
Loz: I'll give you a billion bucks if you beat her into the ground.
Tifa: *wasn't sure what to say to that.*
Rufus: *comes running from some corner no one was looking at and ran right for Lili.* I'll be the one to get that billion.
Kadaj: *trips him and grabs his coat, dragging him back.* You're a very dumb boss, aren't you? The offere was only for Tifa.
InuYasha: *yawns from his place within the tree above them.* C'mon get started already, we don't got all day!
Yazoo: Yes we do but you do have a point.
Vincent: Tifa are you sure you don't want my gun?
Tifa: *sighed.* Yes Vincent I'm sure. This is a fight not a war.
Vincent: *nodded his understanding.* hmmm.
Cloud: I wonder who'll win this?
Yuffie: *kicked him on the shin.* why would you say something like that? You already know who's gonna win.
Cloud: *grabbed his shin and rubbed it.* I know that, I was just trying to make it seem a bit more interesting.
Sephiroth: That's exactly why there's a puppet and a puppet master. *he smirked.*
Cloud: *eye twitched.* I'm going to ignore that for now but when this is over, you'd better be ready.
Sephiroth: Like wise traitor!
Yazoo: Can't they be in the same room for more then thirty minutes without wanting to kill each other...
Kadaj: Your guess is as good as mine. *he let Rufus go.* If you try running back out then again, I'll make sure you need that wheelchair for the rest of your life.
Rufus: *nodded and stays put.* Cloud help me out.
Cloud: No..
Rufus: But.. but.. but I..
Cloud: No!
Rufus: Why?
Cloud: Because I've never liked you to begin with.
Rufus: *hangs his head.* After what we turks went through to help you guys save the planet.
Cloud: You did that for yourself with no intentions of helping those poor kids.
Rufus: Why do you keep thinkin...
Sephiroth: Shut up both you... this isn't a video game anymore and I'm sick of hearing about it from the greedy idiot and the soulless doll.
Cloud & Rufus: *just stares at him.*
Zack: *bounced over to them quickly.* Seph you should lighten up just a little you know.
Sephiroth: Why is it that you still... even after all that you went through, act like a darn puppy? *he rubbed the bridge of his nose.*
Zack: I'm not a Puppy!
Cloud: Just like I'm not a Puppet!
Sephiroth: said the guy who thought he was Zack for some Years after he died.
Zack: Wait... What? Cloud you thought you were me?.. We look nothing alike and you're super gloomy all the time...
Naruto: Priceless right!
Sasuke: *walks into the backyard, just to pick on Naruto.* Well if it isn't the shadow chaser.
Naruto: *punches Sasuke in the nose without warning of any kind.* I hate you! And I am not chasing after your Shadow!
Everyone: *Whistles*
Sasuke: *holds his nose.* What was that for?
Naruto: That's for all the dang grief you're causing me! I should rip your head off but the darn writer of that show wants me to save your sorry butt!
Sasuke: My butt is not sorry and until you've seen your entire village, parents included, die before you... Then you will never know the pain I fe...
Naruto: *punches him again.* Shut up! I'm sick of you and your ugliness Sasuke! How can you stand there and talk all big after you killed you brother who was innocent?
Sasuke *grabs his nose again.* Naruto! Cut it out!
Sephiroth: *place his sword between them.* Silence both of you! I will have no more of this.
Naruto: *gladly stopped talk to Sasuke.*
Sasuke: As if I should take orders from you...
Rikku: Are you aware of the sword that's in your face kid?
Kadaj: I'll answer that for him... No.
Cloud: It has been known to shut a few people up back in the day but this kid is stupid.
Sephiroth: *Turned the sword only slightly and wind blew over Sasuke.* Now shut up.
Sasuke: Please nothing you do can touch m... *delayed cuts slashed their way all over Sasuke.* I'll shut up, I promise.
Sephiroth: Glad to hear that.
Loz: Seph.. you do realize how much of a god-moder you are right?
Sephiroth: And I love every second of it.
Everyone: *moves away from Seph out of fear for their lives.*
Kasumi: *lands in the middle of the yard and everyone looks at her.* It's time for the battle to begin.. Tifa, Lili come and stand by me.
Tifa & Lili: *went to stand next to her.*
Kasumi: *walked out of the way.* You may begin. *she blew a whistle no one knew she had.*
Lili: I'm gonna send you packi...
Tifa: *moved in with a swift right hook and blunt kick to Lili's gut.*
Lili: *was sent flying backwards holding her face but was now however quiet.*
Bruce: I told you guys she was a killa.
Anna: Shut up Bruce..
Lili: I see you're not much of talker.. *she ran towards Tifa kicking dirt at her face and went into a few tumbling runs, ending them with a delayed heel kick.* trash...
Tifa: *was ready for the dirt and even managed to block the kick with an up guard. She quickly turned her guard into a grab and twisted Lili's ankle.
Lili: *did a screw spin in the direction Tifa twisted it and kicked free from her grab hold, following up with a slap.* Witch!
Tifa: *allowed the hit to make contact if only for this chance, she caught Lili's wrist. She turned around head butting Lili with the back of her head and then flipped Lili over on to her back.*
Lili: *wasn't expecting that and ended up on her back, though she wasn't there for long. Lili sprung to life with a fury of flips and kicks.* How dare you!
Tifa: *caught as many as she could but not all of them, some had broke through her defence.*
Cloud: Tifa! You can do it!
Yuffie: Yeah Tifa, you go girl!
Steve: Shut up you pansies! Lili's got this one!
Lili: *finished her rush with a forceful screw kick to Tifa's stomach and jumped into the air like an elegant bird.*
Tifa: *hit the ground sliding to a stop and rolled backwards avoiding Lili's deadly drop. She stood up and looked at Lili for a moment before rushing the blonde head.*
Sora: I know you can do it Tifa!
Riku: Go Lili!
Sora: *looks at Riku.* What gives? Why are you rooting for somone like her?
Riku: Because I want to and beside you're only rooting for Tifa because her chest is huge.
Sora: That is not true Riku and you kno...
Lili: *came crashing into Riku sending them both flying in the fence together, she sat up and shook the daze away. She got up and charged Tifa once more.* I'll never lose to the like of you!
Riku: *stood up shaking his head.* What happened?
Sora: *Snickered.* Tifa is what happened.
Lili: *preformed a ground sweep spinning up into a roound house, hoping she was fast enough to throw Tifa off her game and be able to go as far as add a back lay out.*
Tifa: *back stepped Lili's low kick missing it by inches but she wasn't ready for the roundhouse and was sent spirling to the ground. She got up slowly due to being dazed out of her wits and was barely able
to avoid the flip.*
Lili: *laughs walking over to a still dazed Tifa.* You never stood a chance. *kicks Tifa in the leg.* And do you know why?
Tifa: *was still disoriented which cut down her reaction time by half and Lili's kick put her down on one knee.*
InuYasha: Don't say it Lili, you'll seal your own fate.
Lili: *ignored the dog demon and punched Tifa in the face.* It is because I am a real fighter and you're just some second rate RPG character who couldn't even save her own father. *she threw her head back in laughter.*
Tifa: *fell to the ground unmoving.*
Yazoo: Baka...
Vincent: Is the fight over, I really wish to blow her head off..
Cloud: No! Tifa!
Sephiroth: Did she just clown on the RPG legacy... in a backyard full of RPG characters? *he was now brandishing his sword.*
Cid: #%$%&%$%$#$%&%$! *his pulls out his spear.*
Marth: *jumps over the gate.* Who said it! I'll chop them to bits!
Loz: Will everyone calm down and let Tifa handle this.
Yuffie: But she is uncon..
Loz: Maybe ya'll should pay more attention to the fight then to who's saying what.
Everyone: *returned their eyes back to the fight.*
Tifa: *slowly pulled to her hand and knees.* Take that back..
Lili: I will not because it's true. You were too weak to save or even avenge your father and you couldn't even hold your own against a cry baby. *she kicked Tifa in the gut.*
Loz: I don't cry. *sniffles.*
Kadaj: *rolls his eyes.* you do to.
Tifa: *didn't budge one bit.*
Lili: No one can beat me I am the best, I am the closet thing to a Goddess and no one can stop me.
Genesis: My dear friend please tell me who has lied to you, so that I may go and send them to the fiery pits of hades. *he pulls out Loveless and opens it.*
Sephiroth: Oh no.. *he snatches it from him quickly.* Not right now mister poet.
Genesis: *sighs* Can I at least quote one act?
Sephiroth: Fine but make it quick.
Zack: And make sure it's something I understand.
Genesis: Ripples form on the water's surface
The wandering soul knows no rest.
Zack: I said make it something I understand.
Sephiroth: A puppy will always remain a Puppy.
Genesis: It would seem so.
Sephiroth: Juat like a..
Cloud: Don't you dare say it.
Lili: *kicked at Tifa again.* You sad excuse for a fighter, I'm going to end this now.
(Tifa caught the kick twisting Lili's ankle with a crack and stood up lifting her shoulder into Lili's chin. Then with a powerful thrust forward Tifa rammed her elbow into Lili's stomach, crashing her through a tree into the gate near Naruto and took a few steps back.)
Bruce, Anna & Steve: *ran over to Lili.*
Steve: She's still alive but out cold.
Kasumi: *walked over to Tifa and lifted the hand closest to Tifa.* The winner is Tifa Lockhart. *she vanished leaving behind leafs.*
Everyone: *just stared for a moment.*
Naruto: *jumped on to the fence.* Man I've gotta learn that one.
Sasuke: You're lame, I can already do that and so much more. You'll never defeat me.
Naruto: Can it brother killer. *he jumped down to the over side of the gate with Sasuke hot on his trails.*
Sora: I'm so glad you won Tifa. *he pulled out his Keyblade and opened a door to destiny island.* Be back later you guys.
Riku: Whatever... *he walked through it and Sora followed.*
Rikku: Hey where did InuYasha go?
Rufus: He left as soon as he saw the winner.
Tifa: *walked over to Loz and held her hand out.*
Loz: *looked at her.* What?
Tifa: The money..
Loz: *shifts his eyes away from her.* Well you see... The thin...
Tifa: *made him eat her fist.* Where my money at Loz?
Everyone: Wow..
Loz: I didn't really have it... I-I just wanted her out... *he blocked his face.*
Tifa: *kicked him on the leg and stormed off into the masion.*
Loz: *grabbed his leg.* Ow!
Yuffie: You big meanie! *she followed her.*
Steve & Bruce: *picked up Lili and carried her off with Anna trailing after them.*
Anna: We'll be back and when we do you'll be sorry. *they left.*
Rufus: So much for being rich again... *sighs.*
Kadaj: The money was never for you, even if he did have it.
Yazoo: And beside that.. aren't you rich anyway?
Rufus: *mood changes to super happy.* That's right I am and you loser aren't. *he walks off into the masion whistling.*
Zack: Well now that, that's settled. Who's up for a game of DOA 4?
Vincent: I'm going to sleep
Sephiroth: Aren't you tired of that?
Vincent:...
Genesis: He's right and I bet you still sleep in a coffin.
Vincent:...
Yazoo: My god... He's a Vampire?
Vincent: No I'm not..
Zack: Hello people, DOA.. *he runs into the masion heading right for the game room Marth, Loz and Kadaj follows.*
Sephiroth: Then why do you still sleep in a coffin?
Vincent:...
Cloud: Will you guys stop picking on him.
Sephiroth: Shut up puppet, no one's talking to you.
Cloud: I hate you!
Sephiroth: See what I mean.. You hate when I hate and love when I love. That's what makes you a prefect puppet.
Cloud: You.. Wait... You never love.
Sephiroth: That's why you will always continue to hate. *he does an evil laugh.*
Cloud: NO!
Vincent: Should we fight and kill him again?
Cloud: No, maybe we should seal him this time.
Yazoo: As much as I would love to stay and watch this turn into something quite horrible, I can't. *he walks off.*
Genesis: *opens his mouth to speak.* ..
Sephiroth: Even if the morrow is barren of promises
Nothing shall forestall my return.
Genesis: Seph only I am allowed to speak those lines.
Vincent: Cloud you can't be talking about using 'that' seal can you?
Cloud: *nods* My soul, corrupted by vengeance
Hath endured torment, to find the end of the journey
In my own salvation And your eternal slumber
Genesis: So let me get this right, you're going to kill yourself just to kill Seph using the Shiki Fujin? (Dead Demon Consuming Seal)
Cloud: *nods*
Genesis: and what if you miss?
Cloud:...
Sephiroth: Dumb clone didn't plan that far ahead.
Vincent: Cloud lets go before can think of another way to kill the psycho. *he walks towards the masion with Cloud.*
Genesis: Lets play a game of poker... The loser has to read the entire Loveless book to everyone.
Sephiroth: *nods.* Sure why not but don't lose just so you can read it.
Genesis: What?.. I would never do such a thing.
(And with that being said folks, fate has dealt the winning hand to Tifa and put Lili in her rightful place... The End.)