I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn.
The Wall Doesn't Exist
By Flamewater
Fran stood up and he sighed heavily to himself while shaking his head.
"Sadly, There has been a slight increase in Levi Fanfics….There are now 14 Fanfics about him..There use to be 11, but now there is 14." Fran commented slowly and he tilted his head to the side. "By the way there is only one rated M Fanfic involving Levi."
Fran paced for a moment, he thought for a minute, and then faintly smiled for a spilt second.
"There are 100 Fanfic's about me that are rated M. Pretty neat, right?" Fran said dully and he held up a frog shaped plate full of pineapple shaped cookies. "I have a total of 480 Fanfic's about me. Those who write about me deserves a delicious cookie as long as you do not pair me up with that gross nose haired molester Levi."
"Also those who review a Fanfic about me..Deserves a delicious pineapple shaped cookie." Fran stated calmly and he looked up. "You may be wondering why a pineapple shaped cookie and I will tell you the reason right now, readers."
"It is because my Master is more popular than me for some reason and I think it might be his hair style. I made it a pineapple shaped cookie since he has that kind of hair style. He has 1,156 Fanfics about him and 281 of them are rated M. He has 181 more rated M Fanfics than me." Fran said in a monotone voice and he ate a cookie from the plate. "So take a cookie from this frog shaped plate and think of my Master. A lot of people think my Master is delicious for some reason. He is like a sweet poison that some can't help, but want more of it for some odd reason even though it is killing them."
"Oh, For every Levi fanfic a Tadpole dies. Of course if you do not like Tadpoles…Then for every fanfic about nasty nose hair…a kitten hurts itself and a puppy whimpers pitifully. If there are too many fanfics are Levi then I will shave my Master's hair bald." Fran commented causally and he blinked his eyes for a moment.
"You might be seeing past me in the manga…I'm not sure how to feel about it…Whether to be happy, angry, or deeply depressed." Fran stated in a monotone voice and he sighed to himself. "Why can't my sadist Master and his worshipers leave the past me alone? Why can't the violent and insane people from Varia leave the past me alone? Why are they after the past me? It's not like I did anything important...Maybe it was because I managed to get my Master out or something...So they are going after the past me for something I did..."
"A apple a day keeps the health freaks away from me." Fran said calmly and he looked down. "I forgot all about having to wear that lousy apple hat…I didn't like that hat and I don't like the frog hat..."
'I wonder what my Master is doing right now.' Fran briefly thought and he decided to just take a nap.
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