Hey, guys! New chapter! And guess who got baptized? Me! Oh, I'm so happy. I decided to update. I hope you enjoy! :D D D

Annabeth, Clarisse, Piper, Katie, Lacy, Thalia, Alix, Rachel, Percy, Travis, Connor, Nico, Leo, Grover, and Jason were all gathered around Chiron's computer with their Olympian parents. Of course, Hera, , Artemis, Apollo, and Hestia were there as well. They all didn't look too happy. Even Hestia, who always saw the bright side of things.

"Fan Fiction. Net?" Poseidon said. "Percy, what on earth is this?"

"A story website…it's all about us. Well, not completely all about us. They can write stories for Harry Potter or Glee and stuff like that," Percy explained.

"This is really stupid," Hera snapped.

"Now, now, Hera, we haven't even read any stories yet. They might not be so bad," Hestia said in her calm and soothing tone.

"Most of them are horrible but I found this seemingly interesting one with over a 100 reviews (AN: Hmmm…I wonder whose story it could be ;D)," Annabeth said.

"Really?" Athena asked. "What's it called?"

"Hold on, Mom, let me find it," Annabeth replied. Athena smiled. She liked being called "mom" instead of "mother". "Mother" just sounded so strict…and Athena was the strictest goddess! Annabeth clicked on the "genre" thingy and she also choose humor and then she also chose Annabeth C. and Percy J. as her characters. She scrolled down.

"Ahah! Here it is," Annabeth exclaimed.

"What's it called?" Hermes asked.

"It's called 'What Else Could Go Wrong (YEP! They find my story)?'," Annabeth answered.

"Summary?"

"'The gods mess with Percy while he's on his first date with Annabeth'."

"Sounds interesting. Let's read it." Hermes's eyes gleamed mischievously. A story about pranks. This could give him whole new ideas! Annabeth clicked on the story.

"I'll read," Aphrodite volunteered. Everyone looked at her incredulously.

"Really, you?" Apollo asked.

"Just because I'm the beauty goddess doesn't mean I have to be an airhead," Aphrodite pointed out. "And it's a romance." The demigods groaned. Like they needed another romance story. Aphrodite cleared her throat and began to read.

"Um, sure," I answered to Annabeth.

"I don't like the beginning," Athena criticized (Neither do I…look at that; I'm criticizing my own story! O.o).

She smirked and kissed my cheek.

"Aww, that's so cute. I'm liking this story," Lacy beamed. Aphrodite nodded her head in agreement.

It was a date. I wish I could go back in time and slap myself before I could say those words.

"That would be awesome," Percy said.

Okay, so at first I wasn't sure. I liked Annabeth a lot and couldn't refuse a date with her.

"Aww," Leo teased in a high pitched voice.

"Oh, Perseus, you're so sweet," Jason teased.

"That is not my voice," Annabeth glared.

She was pretty and tall and blonde with the most beautiful eyes ever, they were gray which was a rare eye color. Annabeth was a daughter of Athena, goddess of wisdom and battle strategy. She's athletic and strong and unlike any other demigoddess you could meet.

"Seaweed Brain, did you really mean that?" Annabeth asked. Then she blushed and realized that it was just a fiction story.

"It's a story, Annabeth. But I really do think you're beautiful," Percy said.

"Aww…now why can't I have a boyfriend as sweet as you?" Aphrodite said to Percy.

"HEY! I'M JUST AS SWEET AS SLIMEBALL HERE!" Ares yelled at Aphrodite. Aphrodite shook her head.

"Sweet boyfriends do not as their girlfriends if they want to go and kill and chop people up with them. That's just straight up disgusting, Ares. You know what? I'm mad at you! GO SIT IN THE CORNER, YOUNG MAN!" Aphrodite shouted. Ares pouted and then walked towards the "time-out" corner. Percy stifled his giggles.

So I just couldn't say no. I talked to Grover, my satyr friend

"Yay! I'm mentioned!" Grover exclaimed.

about it after she'd asked me out. Well, uh, the first 'helpful' thing he'd said to me was why she'd even bothered to ask me.

"I mean, she KNOWS you," Grover said.

Everyone laughed except for Percy.

"I should've never mentioned you," Percy grumbled.

"Hey, the author mentioned me," Grover stated.

I threw a Coke can at him

"That wasn't very nice," Hestia said.

and he ate it in one mega goat bite.

"I'm a good eater," Grover boasted.

"That's really unhealthy," Demeter said. "You should eat cereal." Grover stared at Demeter like she was crazy.

"Very funny, goat boy," I said sarcastically. Grover's pretty good at reading emotions but he's not the best satyr ever at giving advice.

"Hey!" Grover protested. "I'm plenty good at giving advice!"

"No you're not!" everybody yelled at him at the same time. Grover pouted.

I told him I was pretty worried about going on this huge date with Annabeth. He told me I had nothing to worry about and that Annabeth would fall head over heels for me within the 5 hours we'd be there because I was hot, funny, and cool.

"Are you gay?" Ares asked from the time-out corner. Aphrodite glared at him.

"ARES, NO SPEAKING!" Aphrodite scolded.

"Yes, ma'am," Ares replied.

That made me wonder if Grover was a little bit gay.

"Grover, are you gay?" Thalia asked Grover. Grover groaned.

"Now, Thalia, dear. There's no need to make Grover feel bad about being gay," Hermes joked.

"I'M NOT GAY, SO PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!" Grover yelled. "Please continue Aphrodite."

"Whoa, Grover, I don't like you that way, man," I joked. He threw a pillow at me and I dodged it easily.

"Okay do you prefer this: Annabeth will never fall in love with you because you're ugly and faggy and at the skating rink when you fall on your butt, she's going to be laughing her head off at you," he replied to me.

"HA!" Hermes laughed.

"Oh, just shut up and eat your homework."

"Why would you tell him that?" Athena asked Percy. "That's terrible!" Poseidon shook his head.

"Honestly, Athena, you're hot but you need to stop that education crap," Poseidon told her. Everyone gasped.

"WHAT?" Poseidon asked.

"Did you just call my girlfriend's mother hot?" Percy said.

"See, Athena? I told you those jeans that I bought you at Forever 21 would make men find you attractive!" Aphrodite said.

"Aphrodite, shut up and continue the story," Athena snapped.

I tried to study Greek mythology that night, telling myself not to worry.

"But you still worried anyway," Zeus said. "Cause you're a drama queen."

"Dad, what did I tell you about being rude?" Thalia scolded her father. Zeus hung his head in shame.

"Sorry, Thalia," Zeus apologized.

"Go to the time-out area with Ares."

"But—"

"MOVE IT, MISTER!"

Zeus trudged over to where Ares was sitting.

It took me hours to read Chapter 15: Hades and Persephone

Demeter glared at Hades and Percy.

"YOU HAD TO CHOOSE PERSEPHONE?" Demeter shouted,

"Um, Lady Demeter, please don't rant," Piper begged. She'd heard enough from Percy about how Demeter ranted about Persephone. Piper didn't want to hear it. Demeter ignored Piper.

"OUT OF ALL OF THE HOT GIRLS THERE WERE IN GREECE YOU HAD CHOOSE MY DAUGHTER!" Demeter yelled.

"WELL I'M SORRY IF PERSEPHONE IS JUST A BIT HOTTER THAN THE OTHER GIRLS!" Hades yelled back.

because the more worried I got the more the words swirled and flew off of the pages. Finally, I got so mad I threw the Greek mythology text book against the wall.

"Good," Demeter said.

It hit my uncapped water bottle and water spilled all over the pages. The book was really cheap so some of the pages separated from one another.Great, I thought,I'll be paying 90 bucks for that within a week.

"Ninety bucks for a cheap book?" Piper asked no one in particular.

I tried to tell myself that our date would go wonderfully. Maybe Annabeth would be so in love with me that she'd lose herself and throw herself into my arms and ask me to marry me.

"THAT WOULD BE SOOOOO ROMANTIC!" Lacy exclaimed.

"YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT, LACY! YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT THOUGHT MADE ME HAPPY! ARES, SWEETIE, GET OVER HERE! YOUR TIME OUT IS UP!" Aphrodite shouted with happiness. Ares walked happily away from the time-out corner and back to Aphrodite.

Boy, was I wrong…

"Aww…that thought made me sad," Aphrodite pouted, "Ares, I'm sad. Go back to the time-out corner." Ares groaned and sulked back towards the time-out corner. Just then, Chiron spoke up.

"It is dinnertime," he announced.

"Aww, that story was actually kind of good," Connor said. The rest of them nodded in agreement.

"We'll read more tomorrow," Annabeth said. They all walked towards the dining pavilion…except for Ares and Zeus who still had 30 more minutes of time-out time!