READ THIS! IT IS IMPORTANT! So here is the next chapter. To those who have never read the first chapter of this story, IT IS NOT A MARY-SUE STORY. THE MARY-SUE IS ADDED FOR HUMOR! ENJOY!

Sunshine Rainbow Sparkle Sapphire Gorgeous Beautiful Wonderful Sunbeam (let's call her Sunshine) left the shining Apollo cabin, happily. It's not like she didn't like it there. It was just that she hadn't seen much of the camp. She'd decided to explore. Sunshine noticed that all of the boys' eyes following her. She smiled at them and waved, which made drool drip out of their mouths. Dang. The boys at the camp were pretty hot, especially that Jason Grace boy. Sunshine Rainbow had fell in love with him the first time she'd seen him and she was determined to make him hers.

However, she automatically knew he had a girlfriend. A chick named Piper McLean. Sunshine Rainbow had seen her, too. Sunshine thought that Piper was ugly (AN: I love Piper) and she didn't see what Jason saw in her. Sunshine also knew that Piper was a daughter of Aphrodite and that she'd helped him save the world a few years ago. That would be some a serious challenge. But no matter. Sunshine would go on a quest of her own and win Jason Grace herself.

And if she couldn't get Jason Grace, she would win another hottie. Percy Jackson. He'd gone on lots of quests and was a true hero but people said he was nice with a good sense of humor. But Percy had a girlfriend, too. Annabeth Chase, daughter of Athena, who'd helped him save the world. Sunshine had seen her too. She was ugly as well (I like Annabeth, too) and she could use some mascara for those short, stubby eyelashes, and some lip gloss for those dry witch lips. Sunshine smirked at the thought of having Percy Jackson as her boyfriend. Maybe she could have them both.

Sunshine spotted Annabeth and Clarisse La Rue, some ugly daughter of Ares, chatting over something. Katie Gardner, daughter of Demeter, and Thalia Grace, a punk wannabe daughter of Zeus and lieutenant to Lady Artemis, and Piper were talking to her as well. Sunshine shrugged. If she was going to steal one of their boyfriends she figured she should try to make friends with them so they wouldn't think she had done it purposely.

"So, we just gotta make her feel inferior," Thalia said, grinning.

"Yep," Annabeth replied. "Then she'll be gone. Easy."

"Who are you talking about?" Sunshine asked, batting her gray, pink, blue, and green eyes.

"None of your business," Piper snapped. Sunshine was taken back. She'd heard that Piper was a nice girl. If she was what the camp considered nice, Sunshine Rainbow figured that the place was pretty messed up.

"Well, of course it's my business. You guys are demigods and I am a demigod, except you guys are ugly and I'm super hot, so it's my business too," Sunshine concluded. The girls glared at her.

"Are you sure you're not a daughter of Aphrodite?" Annabeth asked.

"Why? Is it because I'm so beautiful and perfect?" Sunshine replied.

"I thought Mary-Sues were supposed to be nice," Katie said. "But you seem almost as mean as Drew."

"I am nice. I help the environment, animals, and homeless people. And I love making new friends. I just know that I'm beautiful and perfect. There's nothing wrong with that," Sunshine said. She wasn't complaining, though. She never complained.

"Hey, Katie," said a voice from behind Sunshine. Sunshine turned and saw a cutie from the Hermes cabin. She knew he was Travis Stoll, Katie's boyfriend. Travis's jaw dropped when he saw Sunshine. She had that effect on boys a lot.

"Hey, Travis. Sunshine Rainbow Spark—" Katie interrupted.

"Call me Sunshine," Sunshine said.

"Sunshine, let me introduce you to Travis Stoll, my boyfriend. Right, Travis?" Katie said. The way she said "my boyfriend" screamed that she was very possessive of Travis.

"Yeah, I am happily dating Katie Gardner," Travis declared proudly. He kissed her to get his point through.

"I understand that," Sunshine replied. "He's ugly anyways." Travis looked offended. So did Katie. Katie turned as red as an Easy button.

"DID YOU JUST CALL MY BOYFRIEND UGLY?" Katie yelled. Sunshine nodded.

"Yeah, you're ugly, too. So you guys are perfect for each other," Sunshine replied cheerily.

"MY GIRLFRIEND IS NOT UGLY…AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SPECIAL BECAUSE YOU'RE HOT AND YOU GLOW FROM TIME TO TIME BUT YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE JUST A WANNABE!" Travis shouted at her. Sunshine's eyes gleamed.

"You think I'm hot?" she exclaimed.

"JUST LEAVE US ALONE!" Piper yelled. "WE DON'T LIKE YOU!" Piper and her friends walked off, leaving Sunshine feeling lonely all by herself.

Sunshine soon got over being yelled at and secretly followed Piper and her friends. They were heading towards the sword arena. Sunshine sneaked a peak of what they were doing. They were all crowded over a laptop with a woman with black hair and intelligent gray eyes like Annabeth's, an amazingly hot guy with sun-kissed surfer boy blond hair, a pretty twelve-year old girl with auburn hair, an emo-looking man, a handsome man with tan skin and sea-green eyes who looked a lot like Percy, a man with a beard and rainy-gray eyes, a really hideous guy with an ugly beard, a dude with elfish features and a mischievous look in his eyes, a woman who looked very motherly, and a breathtakingly beautiful woman whose appearance changed from time to time. They all radiated power, even the twelve-year old. Sunshine automatically knew she was looking at gods.

"Hello," Sunshine greeted. "Did you miss me?"

Everyone groaned in response.

"I said we didn't like you," Piper said.

"Aww, but I like you guys. So please, let me do what you are you doing."

"We're reading about fan fiction," Nico explained grudgingly. Sunshine squealed.

"OMG! OMG! OMG! YOU'RE NICO DIANGELO! I LOVE YOU! YOU'RE SO SEXY AND EMO AND TORTURED!" she exclaimed.

"Gods, you are stupid enough to be an Aphrodite girl," Nico snapped at her. Piper and Aphrodite whipped their heads around and glared sharp bloody daggers at Nico. Piper pulled out her Katopris.

"WHAT WAS THAT, NICO?" Piper demanded.

"Uh, nothing, Piper," Nico lied, flinching. Even though most of them were girly, Nico knew that Aphrodite girls could be dangerous when insulted.

"THAT WASN'T NOTHING!" Aphrodite yelled.

"Let's get him, Mom," Piper said. Aphrodite nodded her head and they both attacked Nico.

"DON'T KILL MY NICO!" Sunshine yelled at them. They ignored her.

"Well, while Aphrodite and Piper are killing Nico, let's continue with the story," Thalia announced.

"I'll read," Artemis volunteered. She cleared her throat and began to read.

Somewhere in between the punches, kicks, and Ancient Greek curses, Annabeth found herself and started to help me. I really was a mess now. My clothes were ripped and I thought I felt a condom inside of my sneaker.

"How would you know what a condom feels like?" Athena asked, suspiciously. Percy turned as red as a fire ant.

Not that I have any idea what a condom feels like. I mean, it's not like I've ever used one on Annabeth.

"You better have not," Athena snapped.

"Uh, mom, you know that we're twenty (AN: Remember, this story takes place five years after TLH, and Percy was sixteen when he disappeared so now he's twenty!), right?" Annabeth asked.

"Has he proposed?" Hera asked excitedly.

"Well, no," Annabeth answered.

"Then no sex."

My face is all red isn't it…?

"Yeah, it's pretty red!" Connor noted.

"I can't believe Aphrodite would do—actually, no, I can believe it. Remember Odysseus, Percy? The gods messed with me," Annabeth said, she was holding on to my arm tightly, she was a horrible skater and afraid of falling.

"Are you, dear?" Demeter asked.

"Yeah, I'm very bad at it," Annabeth replied, blushing.

"Aphrodite would never want to mess with love," I reminded her, then my face got red because I just mentioned love between me and Annabeth, "She's probably just on her period or something.

"PERSEUS, A PERIOD IS NOTHING TO JOKE ABOUT! IT'S SO PAINFUL AND CRAMPY AND IT MAKES YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF!" Hera cried. Then she began to sob. Zeus patted her back.

Ew.

"Ew indeed," Percy commented.

Annabeth glared. Did I just make a sexist remark?

"Yes you did," Annabeth said,

"Sorry, I said, it's in my boyish natures, I can't help it."

When we both decided to get on the skating rink was when all Hades broke loose. Speaking of Hades. Did I mention he was the second god who messed with me that day? "Let's go in the rink," I told Annabeth and she turned pale. Dang! What was so scary? When you fall on your butt it just hurts a little and then you shake it off. I wish Tyson were here. He probably would've beat Mr. Sore up and get the girls and the GUY off of me.

"Tyson, my son," Poseidon said.

"Um, is that a spider, I had better get out of here!" she faked. She turned to leave and I grabbed her hand.

"Come on, I'll skate with you. I won't let you fall," I said.

"Percy, Athena is a clumsy goddess. She's the goddess of wisdom and all but she's not very good on her feet. Dancing. Walking into a house with glass mirrors. Not her thing."

"Sadly it's true," Athena said.

"Hmm, I never knew that. Perhaps this will be useful in the future. HA! Blackmail! I should take notes!" Poseidon exclaimed. He made a notebook appear and began to write frantically.

"Oh come on, nothing can happen. Besides, Poseidon is not a clumsy god."

So we skidded across the floor for a while. Annabeth was clutching my hand tightly, so tightly I thought if she got any more scared she could rip it off.

"Hmm, it would make her odd-looking," Hephaestus said.

We fell a few times but only because there were lots of other people skating by us. They went fast and did tricks and didn't seem to care if they hit two 17-year-old runts. Everything was going well, besides the falling, until the song switched to a song by Evanescence. If Thalia was there she would have gone crazy. Thalia, daughter of Zeus, is really into the whole rock n' roll thing.

"I love Evanescence," Thalia said. Leo studied her.

"You know you kind of look like Amy Lee? Black and hair and same blue eyes that are kind of creepy," Leo commented.

"Aww, thank you so much, Leo," Thalia said.

I felt something weird go against my back, maybe Mist.

"It couldn't have been the Mist. You can't feel the Mist," Sunshine corrected.

"I didn't need you tell me that," Percy snapped.

But Mist was nothing but it was also something.

"That sums it up," Thalia said sarcastically.

The feeling against my back was more…I don't how to explain it, but…it felt not real. I figured I'd imagined it.

Then, Annabeth yelped. She lost her balanced and fell, and since she was holding me I fell right down with her. I landed on top of her, really, really hard. And the both of us fell on top of a worker guy with skates on holding a Sony video camera. The guy was tall and dorky-looking. He wore big glasses with burgundy rims and he had on a black and white blue and red shirt that readI Can't Hear You Over the Sound of My Awesomeness(Thanks to my best friend, Latoya, for wearing that shirt to school today. Keep up the awesomeness, dear!). We stayed on the floor in that position for a while. No one bothered to help us up. They were all focused on the rink, not even paying attention to us.

"How is a dorky-looking guy awesome?" Apollo asked. Artemis shrugged.

"I don't know but I love those kinds of shirts," Sunshine said.

Eventually, we got up. Both I and Annabeth's faces were red. She was blushing more than me. I thought the worker guy was going to ignore us and skate right away but he didn't. He glared at us, waving his Sony camera around. Was that thing his child or something?

"Giving birth to a camera sounds pretty awesome," Hephaestus said.

"Ugh, you are such a disappointment," Hera grumbled.

"So are you, Hera. So are you."

"WHAT WERE YOU TOO STUPID DIMWADS DOING ON THE FLOOR LIKE THAT?" He yelled. Annabeth was going to draw her knife, but she held herself back. Even though I wasn't one, I knew that a child of the wisdom goddess would be furious to be called a "stupid dimwad."

"Annabeth, has anyone actually called you stupid?" Jason asked. Annabeth shook her head.

"Never. Not once," she answered.

"We're sorry, sir. We, uh, fell," I explained. The guy still looked angry. And I thought I heard…growling.

"YOU MEAN TRYING TO DO WHAT ALL CRAZY HORNY TEENAGERS WANT TO DO!"

"Hmm, I wonder what that is," Leo said. Everyone looked at him like he was stupid.

"It means you're an idiot," Thalia snapped.

"I don't think that's what it means," Leo replied.

WHOA? Sex? With Annabeth? I mean…she's cute and pretty and awesome…but…sex….with her…I mean…who did this guy…my face is red again isn't it?You're one to talk.The guy looked about nineteen, so he was a teenager too. And I thought I saw something bulging out of his pants, and it looked hard, too.

"BONER!" Travis and Connor yelled at the same time.

"Weren't doing anything, seriously," Annabeth said, trying to keep her cool.

"Come with me."

"But we weren't—"

"COME!"

"Hehe," Travis snickered. "Cum." Katie sighed.

"Seriously, Travis, it's been five years but you're still the same pervert," Katie said. Travis shrugged.

We had no choice but to follow the guy. Okay. Okay. I was scared. When you're a half-blood you can never trust anyone but the people you know by heart? Anyone could be a monster. Anyone could be a god. Relax, I told myself. He's just a worker, he can't hurt us. But then I remembered that I'd said the same thing about before SHE tried to kill me. So I shouldn't have been so sure.

The guy yelled at us a few more times. He muttered Greek curses.Okay. He's some foreign worker guy from Greece, he doesn't get America.

The guy led us into a dark room. I heard the growling again. But this time it didn't sound angry. It sounded anxious and a bit playful, like it was waiting for something hilarious to happen.

"Something bad is definitely going to happen," Sunshine said.

"Can you such being such a know-it-all?" Athena snapped. Everyone gasped.

"Wow, Athena, now that you've said that I find you a lot hotter," Poseidon cooed.

"In your dreams, Poseidon," Athena replied.

But that serious look stayed on the worker guy's face.

"You've been making trouble, children," the worker guy said. I was really irritated. He was nineteen, we were only 2 years younger than him, so who was he calling a child?

"You, idiot," Leo snapped.

"Sir, honestly, it was an accident," I explained. Though I knew it was hopeless. This was guy arrogant, proud.

"Yes, accidents happen. But you know sometimes some accidents arefunny." He said funny like the way school kids would say "summer vacation". He was calming down.

"Sir?" He pinned us against the wall with his arm, his black eyes were piercing into mine. Was this guy going to rape us? But seriously, this guy had black eyes, which were impossible. Eyes could be really dark brown and look black but such a thing as black eyes would never, ever happen.

Aphrodite and Piper returned from killing Nico just in time. They smiled like they were satisfied. Sunshine gasped.

"DID YOU KILL MY NICO?" Sunshine gasped.

"I'm not your Nico, you stupid Mary-Sue," Nico snapped. Sunshine gasped again, this time with joy. Nico was tied up across from her. His legs and arms were in tight bonds and he was in an uncomfortable position.

"Nico, you're alive!" she exclaimed.

"No duh!"

"Oh, Percy Jackson, don't be nervous. I'm not going to hurt you."

"How do you know my name?" Then, the guy's face melted off to revealing a hideous Kindly One, smiling wickedly at us.

"You!"

"Oh, relax, idiot, I'm not going to kill you," he said, holding up his Sony video camera. "But your parents might when they see this video of you too getting it on."

"I would love for all this to happen," Hermes mused. Travis and Connor nodded in agreement.

"What are you talking about?" I blinked and then he was gone. Annabeth was pale and then her face turned red.

"Percy?"

"Yeah?"

"I have a feeling we're going to be on Olympus TV tonight."

"I wonder if our ratings will be any good."

Thank you again, GazmRules. Great idea!

"Who is GazmRules?" Piper demanded. Poseidon shrugged.

"Some chick who gave the other chick the idea," Poseidon answered.

"Yes, that sums it up, Kelp Head," Athena snapped. Poseidon stuck his tongue out at her.

"Oh, guys, that's no reason to fight," Sunshine said. Annabeth nodded to the girls. Plan Kill Mary-Sue was in action.

"Ugh," Piper started. "Is that a zit on your nose?" She looked repulsed. Sunshine touched her nose.

"There's no zit, my skin is flawless," Sunshine boasted.

"And there are ten more on your neck," Katie said.

"And there are like forty four pimples on your arm," Clarisse added.

"You're so ugly."

"Your hair is so dumb."

"Your nose is too big."

"No one likes you."

"Are you Medusa? I better not look at you, I might turn to stone."

The insults continued. Sunshine was so intrigued that she exploded into glitter and sparkles.

"NOOOO!" Connor yelled. "SHE WAS SO HOT!" The girls cheered.

Chiron announced that they would burn Sunshine's shroud. Connor cried like a baby during her camp funeral. Clarisse decided she would say some words. She walked up to the podium and cleared her throat.

"In unloving memory of Sunshine Rainbow Sparkle Sapphire Gorgeous Beautiful Wonderful Sunbeam."

D.R.I.P, Sunshine. DON'T REST IN PEACE!