Author's note: Hey, trying something new today hope you like it.

DISCLAIMER: Percy Jackson and the Olympians do not belong to me. My characters and plot are mine.

Percy's POV

*Sigh* So good to be home at last. Camp Half-Blood. "Hey Percy!" said my girlfriend, Miley Cyrus. Yeah she's my….. Ha Ha ha ha you've should have seen the look on you're face! You were all like what? Whew. "Why we you laughing Seaweed Brain? Did Travis get me back or did Hestia finally cursed me to look like a cow face? Or maybe…."

"No I was thinking to myself. You look fine, ha ha ha" as soon as the 1st laugh came out, oof. I got punched in the gut.

"That's for saying mean stuff to your girlfriend" I got punched again. "and that's for almost drowning me with that kiss last night." She almost punched me again before I caught it and swooped her down.

"Like this?" I said as I leaned in eyes closed. Ready for anything.

"Excuse me, Mr. Jackson, yeah, you missed. You're kissing air right now." She snickered.

"I meant too" I said kissing "Air" and swinging her around.

"Sorry, if I'm interrupting your awkward fest but I'm looking for a normal person" said a dark oddly familiar voice.

"Nico!" Annabeth yelled going into a hug.

"Sorry air I've got to go" I said smoothly not trying to break her heart. Nico and Annabeth just looked at me oddly.

"What's up with the awkward silence?" said another oddly famialar voice.

"Thalia!" yelled Annabeth again.

"I got to go" said Nico darkly.

"Where?" said my girlfriend Nosy Chase.

"I don't have a place to stay and it's getting dark out"

"Stay in my place it has couple open bunks" am I generous or what?

"I'm good"

"Maybe you can meet a chick of your own…." I said as Thalia and Annabeth put their hands over their ears and went "la la la la" in harmony. "You know what I mean" as I nudged him in the ribs.

"Percy, were young why have a girlfriend?"

"What? What's the….."

"The only reason you fell in love is because of Aphrodite" he said coldly and deadly, after he turned around and walked straight into the forest. Annabeth looked straight into my eyes and looked back and smiled. Tears filled her eyes. She ran away with her hands on her face.

"Annabeth… wait"

"Percy, the Hunters are here, so can you tell them I'm helping Annabeth?" Thalia asked.

"Whatever you say" I replied. She looked into my eyes and ran to the Athena Cabin. What have I done?