As a sucker for all next generation fics I decided to do one for the Office, yes it sucks, yes it is bad and yes it is short (well, this chapter is) It's a multi-chapter fic (If people care if I continue) and rated T for the kids on the Kapoor's block, who smoke, drink and use drugs.

"Can I please come to work with you and dad tomorrow so I can see Stefani? She said she was going with her mom tomorrow." Cecelia Marie Halpert begged her parents at the dinner table, shoving a fork full of pasta into her mouth.

"You don't have school tomorrow!" the little boy next to her said incredulously "That's not fair!" is nose scrunched up making him look like he had hundreds of little freckles on it. At eight years old Cece's little brother would much rather play kickball with the neighborhood boys then sit in his 3rd grade classroom, especially in May. "Charlie and I always have school and you always don't!"

"What about last Monday?" Cece challenged her brother. As the two started to squabble, only Charlotte, the middle child waited to hear her parents answer, for she knew that if they said yes, Cece would bring her back a few good pencils to draw with. She watched intently as her parents non-verbally discussed, something they did quite often. Her father's eyebrows would move up and he'd pull a half smile and her mother would respond with another face, they'd always go back and forth a few times before stating their answer. She figured it was probably a smart way to discuss things to make sure her nor her siblings would butt in and whine before they had their answer. Charlie poked her older (only by about a year and a half) sister and gave her a look as if to say stop fighting with him, it'll bias mom and dad's opinion. Cece gave in to her brother's side of the argument and looked back at her parents. Cody took up seeing how fast he could slurp up a noodle.

"Alright, but make sure not to bother anyone" Pam said.

"Except for Dwight, he's fair game" Jim cut in. Pam gave him a half disapproving and half amused look before addressing her eldest daughter again.

"You'll have to go to bed that the some time you would for school though so you can get up on time" she said.

"I know, I know" Cece said, excitedly.

"Of course oh wise Cecelia! You know everything about everything!" Jim joked. Cody spit out his milk all over the table and burst out laughing.

"Cody ew!" Cece moaned as she examined the white spots all over her spaghetti. She let it go though because Cody looked sheepish and despite his disgustingness he was only eight. Charlotte, who had seen it coming had quickly put her plate under the table and had set it down on top on the mess untarnished. Mom's plate had been out of the line of fire but dad's had been hit the worst. The three siblings laughed as their father stole a huge bite of pasta off of their mother's plate.

"Father?" The boy who had spoken looked like just the sort of boy to call his male parent father whilst most kids used the term "dad" or "daddy" depending on their age. His sandy brown hair was extremely neat and he was dressed very nicely for a thirteen year old boy.

"Yes Honus?" He winced, the boy wasn't the biggest fan off his name, even if he was a fan of Honus Wagner and the Pirates. He wished he could have been called Kevin or Joel, two of the best players on the team, well in his opinion. He however was Honus, the weird boy that sat front in center in almost every class and had glasses so thick you could measure them with the simplest ruler.

"May I please come into work tomorrow with you and mother?" His two younger brothers (Jedidiah and Worf) looked up from their beet stew, five-year-old Worf with a reddish-purple mustache from his beet juice, which he insisted on drinking at every meal. His mother looked at his father.

"I suppose so" Dwight responded. Honus smiled.

"Thank you father"

"However you must assist me on a plan I have against Jim Halpert." Angela sighed. She knew that her husband would ask this of their oldest son.

"Indeed father, I shall help with whatever you need to prank Jim Halpert"

"Good" Honus looked down at his dinner, not hungry anymore. Honus knew Jim's daughter Cecelia was Stefani's best friend, and if he knew that Stefani would be there tomorrow Cece would be too. Logic followed that if he did anything against her father, whom she was very close too, Cecelia would be angry and if Cecelia was angry, Stefani would be angry and her beautiful big brown eyes would look at him in a negative way. Honus didn't what Stefani looking at him in any negative way for any reason. In fact if Stefani wasn't going to work with her mother tomorrow, he wouldn't bother going at all, rather he would enjoy a game of checkers with his first cousin once removed Mose. However Stefani was going to Dunder-Mifflin tomorrow so he Honus Kirk Schrute would be there too.

"Why can't I stay home and watch "Celebrity Rehab" Stefani whined to her mother. It wasn't fair that she had to go to work with her mother. At least Cece had a choice. She however did not.

"Do you what to end up like Tupac, shot dead by some crazy? This is not the best neighborhood Stefani you know that, you're probably the only teenager on the block that isn't doing drugs!" This she could agree with, she'd been offered more types of pills then she'd ever heard of and then been outcast by refusing. Well, except for one tiny cigarette, just to see what it tasted like. Her mom and thrown a fit and ever since Stefani avoided the neighbor teens like they were all the devil.

"But dad is going to be there!" Stefani whined. As much as she hated country music she hated her father more. You see, her parents had been married for a week and in that short time span her mother had gotten pregnant with her. They got divorced and about two months later Kelly found out about her daughter, Ryan was scared and told Kelly to abort, but she refused. Ever since Stefani had overheard this when she was four she had hated her father. She was forced to stay at his house when her mother went over to her friend Erin's house for their band "Subtle Sexuality" every Tuesday, making Monday's all the more miserable. Every time she'd campaign to stay home, and everytime her mother said it was too dangerous.

"I'm sorry, but that's sometimes the way it goes" Kelly sighed. She was still on and off with Ryan, she couldn't help it, even if she was still upset at him. There was just something about the man she couldn't stay away from. Right now they were broken up, he had made fun of how Kelly had chosen to spell her daughter's name, she had been slightly buzzed about upset and told him to leave screaming at him that it was the way that Lady Gaga spelled her name.

So there it is chapter 1, it's a taster. In honor of tasting I'll leave a review scale.

Liver- It sucked dude, you just wasted a few minutes of my life, thanks!

Broccoli- I could reader though it, but it was totally amateur and pretty bad.

Water- It wasn't good, It wasn't bad

Strawberries- It was pretty good

Popcorn- It was between good and great

Cake- It was great

Chocolate- I will die if you don't continue because it is just that flippin' awesome!

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Cupcakes- Continue

Muffins- Don't Continue

Swiss Cheese- I don't care either way