Nice job with the five reviews guys, I'm surprised at how fast I'm able to update. Well it is summer...


After making several stops to water beets on the outer edges of the farm, Honus was on his way and at 6:30am he made his way up to Dunder-Mifflin (after Hank unlocked the office for him) He knew his parents always showed up at 6:45 sharp, Micheal around 7:30 and everyone else at 9:00. Honus sat down at the nearest computer and turned it on. It come on slowly and asked for a password? he looked at the keyboard and typed "p-a-s-s-w-o-r-d". He looked back up at the screen: Password Accepted. He smiled mentally taking a bow for his genius, maybe he would become a psychologist. He looked at the monitor to see a background contacting a pink knitted mitten and several files. Most bored him like the sales reports and customer information but one caught his eye "Company Picnic 2030", it was an image file and Honus knew it. He clicked on it, he had been at last year's company picnic. The folder opened and he saw a bunch of sub-folders labeled with names. There was Stanley, Dwight, Angela, Jim, Erin, Kelly and plenty of other names but the one he clicked on was not labeled with a name but rather 'The Kids'. The first photo was one he clearly remember being taken by a saleswoman with a sweater on. Worf was front and center, smiling a huge smile and beet juice on his lips (he wasn't surprised) on either side of his little brother were two toddlers. The boy on his left was labeled "Tyler Bernard" and the girl on his right "Taylor Bernard" he remembered them as the two that liked to sing loudly along with their parents. Jedidiah was sitting between Cece's little brother Cody and James, his father's boss's kid. Cece's little sister stood behind the bench leaning on it slightly. Cece was kneeling next to her brother, her arm around his shoulders and Stefani was doing the same to James, who was her apprentice of some sort, and he, Honus was holding Worf in his lap, looking like the idiot in the picture. He scowled and clicked the the next photo. Cece and Stefani were back to back pretending to blow out smoking guns like action heroes. He smiled at Stefani before moving on. The next photo was to Worf next to a tall glass of beet juice, sighed at his brother and clicked next.

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At 8:30, Charlotte and Cody Halpert were on the bus to thier elementary school and Pamela, James and Cecelia Halpert were in the on the way to Dunder-Mifflin. Cece sat in back, listening to her iPod and reading a concert review in that morning's paper. Jim and Pam were up front. Jim hand one hand on the wheel and one intertwined with Pam's. She was leaning against the window, tired and feeling sick, although insisting she was fine to come into work. "Are you sure you're okay Bees? I'm serious, if you want to go home, I'll turn around right now. I could stay home too, you know, so you wouldn't have to be alone" Pam shook her head.
"I'm fine babe" He sighed, he knew she wasn't. Cece took out her head phones as they pulled into the parking lot.
"Dad can I run ahead?" she asked. He nodded and parked, watching as she sprinted into the building. Jim got out of the car and walked over to the other side to open the door for his wife. She stepped out, thanking him as she locked the car doors.
"Hey Jim, I gotta grab something quick. Will you go upstairs and make sure Cece hasn't done anything to Dwight yet?" He was about to protest, but decided he'd let her have her way and walked into the building. As soon as he was gone she leaned against the back to the car. She scanned the parking lot and felt her stomach flip when she saw half of a hard boiled egg under the Schrute's car. Already feeling so sick that's all it took. When she was done she Avictor her eyes from the sick and stepped past it. Jim was probably already looking for her and it was raining...she unlocked the car and grabbed some Pepto out of the glove compartment before re-locking it and guiltily leaving the puddle in the parking lot as she went upstairs. Maybe who ever left the mess in the microwave would find it. The thought made her feel a little bit better. In fact she was feeling a lot better. She wouldn't make Jim worry about her, she would be fine to work today, right?

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Kelly and Stefani Kapoor walked into the office building ten minutes late. The first thing that caught her eye was the boy in the cornor with an overlarge mustard-colored shirt, tie and nice pants on. She recognized him as Honus Schrute the smart, quiet boy who sat up front in nearly every class. In all honesty she didn't know him that well. Then she saw Cece running up to hug her. "Yea! Stefani you're here!"
"Did you doubt me?" she asked.
"No" Cece smiled through her braces. "I just figured you'd be more then ten mintues late" The two girls laughed and went over to sit down in the break room as to not disturb the others.
"Do you know what happened to Honus's clothes?" Stefani asked.
"Nope. Maybe the went through the dryer in reverse and grew" Cece suggested.
"That would be so awesome. By the way did you see the puke in the parking lot?" she asked.
"Ewww, no. I'm glad too! Where was it? Was it all chunky and gross?"
"It was like right behind where your parent's car is parked. I don't know if it was chunky I didn't stare at it!"
"It must have been fresh, cause it wasn't there when I got here."
"Who came into between when you and I did?"
"Uh, a man with a crossword puzzle, mom and dad, a guy who was singing a Disney song and a lady with a sweater and a knitting needle set."
"This my dear, Cece, is a mystery that must be solved!"


"The Office Kids Mysteries Book 1: The Mystery of the Parking Lot Vomit" It has a nice ring if I ever wanted to write a novel about Stefani and Cece's adventures in vomit hunting... that however is not the only thing this story is about. This story is like an onion. Onions have layers. This story has layers. You get it now? They both have layers! Anyways enough rambling, it's time to push the review button.

Review Prompt: Which regular character is written the best in the story? Who is your favorite OC? Should I continue?

There see, I even wrote a prompt so reviewing would be easier!