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As much as Honus wanted to follow Cece and Stefani into the parking lot to investigate the vomit with them, he knew that he must stay put. One his father had seen him, Dwight had given him a spare set of his own clothes and Honus was drowning in him (even more so because he was small for his age) The only way he'd get back on his dad's good side was to plot against Jim. His dad had given him a plan and all he had to do was put it in effect. He looked down at the instructions:

Son, here is your mission against Jim:

Step 1: Offer him a large soda

Step 2: Lock the bathroom doors in all offices in the building

Step 3: Tell other employees their is a bathroom out back

This is part of my master plan to make Jim's body shut down from the inside starting with destroying his kidneys! It is the perfect plan my son for it will cause him pain, it is much better then poisonous mushrooms idea. Remember to water the beets when we get home, you missed a few this morning. I will reward you for your efforts.

-Dwight Schrute, Assistant to the Regional Manager

Honus was 99% sure that this was the weirdest thing someone had ever asked him to do, but if he ever wanted to be able to use his old GameBoy again he would have to do it. Maybe it was national body fluids day, between the vomit investigation and the urine plot. What was next, stab Jim with a pencil and collect his blood cells? He sighed and bought a coke out of the vending machine and set it on Jim's desk. "Cece jinxed me. I bought her a Coke but she said to was against her beliefs to drink a Coke as a Pepsi supporter, so she told me to give it to you." he lied. Having two little brother's he was acutally a pretty good liar. Jim opened it and took a swig.

"Thanks, uh..." Jim paused

"Honus" he said.

"Thanks Honus" he said. As he walked away to felt guilty. Jim seemed like a nice guy. The evil man his father and described would never say thank you to anyone, let alone drink anything given to him by a Schrute. He sighed as a pulled out his dad's key and locked all the bathrooms in Dunder-Mifflin, before traveling around the rest of the building and finally down the stairs he stopped to listen when he heard Cece and Stefani.

"So it's yellowish-brown?" Cece asked. After getting to the parking lot, the two decided not to look at the vomit and were sitting in the corner at Hank's.

"With a bit of green" Stefani added. The two each took a sip of their smoothies. "It's just gross." The two laughed, but stopped when they saw him. Stefani got up and walked toward him. Cece followed.

"Hey Honus, what are you doing?" he spun around and looked at the two, licking his lips slightly.

"Uh, I was going down to see if I could help you with your investigation." he said sheepishly

"You could if we hadn't canceled it. You can join us at Hank's though" Stefani smiled.

"Yeah, totally" Cece said. Honus turned back around.

"Nah, I've got stuff to do" he said before walking off. Their was no way he could talk to the two girls right now, he was still feeling guilty over his dad's "evil" plot. What if he really did mess up JIm's kidneys? He opened the door slowly and told his dad that he had completed the mission. Dwight smiled.

"Good job son" Honus didn't feel like he deserved a good job though.

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Cece and Stefani were in the stairwell of the office building, Stefani was on the big step were the stairs turned and Cece was sitting two steps below her. The two had just sat down after throwing away their empty cups from Hank's.

"Why are we sitting here instead of going back up to the office?" Cece asked.

"I don't want to see dad" Stefani said simply. Cece tilted her head. She knew Stefani didn't like her dad, but she'd never said anything more about it. Cece herself had met Ryan Howard on several occasions, she'd never really talked to him though.

"Oh yeah" Cece said "Don't you have to see him Tuesday anyway?"

"Yeah" Stefani pouted "I do."

"Why is it such a big deal Stef, you've never told me why you hate him so much. What did he do wrong?" Cece wasn't expecting an answer but Stefani looked up at her.

"Mom got pregnant with me when she and dad were first married. He told her he wanted a divorce a week later and they split up. When mom found out about me, she figured she would tell him, thinking maybe he'd come back to her. He told her she should abort, and that neither of them would make good parents. She yelled at him and left. When I was four I heard her remind him that he wanted her to abort when they were in a fight and I later asked her what that meant. She told me it meant that daddy didn't want a baby and told the stork not to come. I was devastated and angry at him, especially when I found out what aborting really was. He wanted to kill me before he even saw me, before I even got to see the world Cece." Stefani's eyes were glistening and Cece hugged her friend tightly.

"I'm sorry I asked you Stef, I didn't think it was so bad!"

"Dad's shouldn't want to kill their kids" Stefani said darkly. "It's not right." Stefani wiped her eyes with her sleeve and headed back up the stairs with her best friend.

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