Sorry about the long delay but its up. Tell me what you think.
Nice you've killed people on your first day eh?
Shut up. your lucky that I won't kill you.
It might be you first, but time will tell.
Fuck yeah it will.
Fliqpy knew that if he irritated Flaky then her alter-ego will bust out with anger. So to unleashed it, Fliqpy put his fingers in Flaky's vagina. She started to twitch again. She felt angry by being touched in a uncomfortable way. Having enough, the blue eyed, sharp tongue, pointed tooth porcupine grab his hand and push him down to the ground. She sat on his chest, put her feet on his arms, and pulled out an quill. Fliqpy grin, enjoying the impact.
Fliqpy: That's who I want. The Miss Evil Flaky.
Flaxy: Your confuse with the name of my good side. Plus it is an major inaccuracy that you brought me into reality.
Fliqpy: Hey I could of dispose of you but I chose not. I wanted to see you for a reason. You have an benefit side like myself. And I love to see you unleash it and when that happens how you decease people and cause destruction.
Flaxy: Your sick. I don't kill people for fun, unlike you, I'll kill those who make me angry and those who are perverts. And your just above my list.
Flaxy rise her quill up. Fliqpy brought his feet back to her butt and push her off. Fliqpy jump up.
Fliqpy: I'll see you soon. REAL soon.
With that, Evil chuckled and ran away. Flaxy decide to let him run. She started to twitch and turned back to Flaky.
Flaky: What the hell, why is this keep HAPPENING?
Pedestrian: Hey keep your voice down will ya?
Flaky: Oops, sorry! Will thank god Evil is gone.
Flaky ran back home. When she arrive, she open her door and went upstairs in her room to prepare it for Petunia. But she thought that Petunia shouldn't bring her bag because they sleep in the same bed and the reason for that is her bed is king size, or she would like to call it, "queen size."
Flaky: Okay my room is ready for Petunia's presents. I hope she won't be mad at me for ditching her.
Flaky went inside her bathroom to clean her quills. She look at them and remembered that they were greasy and had dandruff in them. She would always be mad at that, but know she always take showers and use shampoo to make them nice and clean. She thought back to the errors that was wrong with her: stuttering, weird, shy, and stupid. But she fix herself: she practice talking for a month and her stuttering disappeared, she stop doing odd things that might creep people out, she tart saying hi to people so they can know she's friendly and not shy, (some thought she was emo) and she hit the books more and now shes smarter then she every was (shes on a skill between Petunia and Sniffles). She also thoughtshe was fat but she realize that all the stomach look the same so she went back to her diet. Plus she also chuckled at the statement of the doctor saying she has a low metabolism (like everybody else). Anyway, continuing to reality, she focus on bushings her quills but while doing so, her eyes change to the color blue again. She put down her brush.
Flaky: What the?
Flaxy: Surprise isn't it?
Flaky jump back after hearing her reflection talk without her mouth moving.
Flaky: Whoa what the hell?
Flaxy: Clam down Flaky.
Flaky: Who are you?
Flaxy: Your alter-ego, Disaster. I'm you when you lose your temper or your in a bit of a pickle. I'm your evil form. You can call me Flaxy.
Flaky: I have an evil form?
Flaxy: Yes.
Flaky: But that's like Flippy!
Flaxy: Exactly. And how do you think you got it?
Flaky started to think.
Flaky: I couldn't have slept with him...
Flaxy: Correct.
Flaky: What?
Flaxy: You fucked him.
Flaky: (angers) The hell you say! I never even touched him!
Flaxy: Saying you fuck him is saying he fuck you. Plus believe it or not, he did have sex with you. And you let him. All because of that party.
Flaky: What party?
Flaxy: Your birthday party a few weeks ago. You and Fippy went inside a room all alone. His excitement trigger you. You and him sanction together, then I was born. After I toke control, we killed him, and everybody else at the party. But that's when I had a little bit of Fliqpy.
Flaky couldn't believe what she was hearing. She back up to the edge of her tub, sat down on it, and put her hands on her face, getting ready to cry.
Flaxy: Please don't cry.
Flaky: (takes hands off face) Why not! Now since your in my body, I'll kill everybody around me!
Flaxy: No I don't kill for fun, I kill to get revenge on those who make us mad. Like Disco Bear and Shifty and Lifty.
Flaky: So that's why things went black during those events.
Flaxy: Yes, very good Flaky, your really catching up.
Flaxy chuckled after that last comment, disappeared, turn back into Flaky's reflection. Flaky couldn't believe what just happened. She left to her bedroom. But then she heard her doorbell.
Flaky: Come in!
Flaky went downstairs to see who wanted her. She saw Petunia with her arms crossed and an questionable look on her face.
Petunia: Hey why did you ditch me?
Flaky: Oh sorry about that, I went home to straighten out my room for us. I should of called us
Petunia: (puts arms down and smiles) Oh okay never mind. So now since I'm here what do you want to do?
Flaky: I'm thinking about probably watching a scary movie.
Petunia: Oooooo is Flaky trying to be brave?
Petunia chuckled and punch her shoulder playfully. Flaky started to twitch.
Flaky: *Oh shit!* Wh-what do you mean by that?
Petunia: I mean during the years when you sneak up behind the couch shaking.
Flaky: Oh no, I'm not like that anymore!
Petunia: (smirks) We'll see. (turns around)
Flaxy: Or we can fight.
Petunia: (turns back) What?
Flaky: Ugh, I said yeah we will!
Petunia laugh and sat on Flaky's bed. Flaky smiled and went downstairs to find a movie. Flaky look out her window and saw Giggles walking. Before she could wave, she saw an bear getting ready to rape her from behind. This anger her and Flaxy threw an sharpe ruler on the table and slice through his head. Giggles didn't even hear anything but she saw Flaxy and wave. Flaxy smiled and wave back. Giggles continued walking.
Petunia: Hey Flaky, did you find a movie yet?
Flaky:...No not yet!
Flaky went back upstairs to find an movie there. She found one, put it in her DVD, and sat next to Petunia to watch. About four hours later (it's 11:09p) Flaky and Petunia played Mario Kart Wii. Petunia broke the silence.
Petunia: Hey do you know that Disco Bear died today?
Flaky: Hey did?
Petunia: Yeah. Seems like all the blacklist are dying so the next day they'll stop being so evil.
Flaky:...Yeah.
Petunia: What's wrong?
Flaky: (starts to twitch fast) Flaxy: Nothing. I was just wondering if you want to roughhouse.
Petunia: Seriously? I never thought you'll ask something like that. Sure let's go!
Petunia jump on Flaxy and pin her hands down. Flaxy grin and push her off of her by using her feet. Petunia landed on the floor and Flaxy jump and sat on Petunia's stomach. She started to cough.
Petunia: Wow, not so rough!
Flaxy: That's why they call it roughhouse silly!
Flaxy grab her arms and pin them down next to her waist. She push her feet down on Petunia's throat. She kept crushing it.
Petunia: (gasp) Flaky! (gasp) I can't-!
Flaxy: (smiles) What? What's wrong?
Petunia: (gasp) I can't breath!
Flaxy: {No! Please don't kill her!} (grins) Speak up I can't hear ya!
Flaxy push her feet down harder which crack Petunia's neck. She kept pushing down until Petunia's eyes rolled at the back of her head and died. Flaxy stood up.
Flaxy: Sorry Petunia. I got to carried away. Don't worry Flaky, she'll come back tomorrow.
Flaxy went to a mirror to find Flaky.
Flaky: I thought you said you don't kill for fun!
Flaxy: (grins) I know. But when I wanted to roughhouse and she accepted, so I might as well use a move that I thought that might work against my victims.
Flaky: Man if I could wrap my hands around you!
Flaxy: I hope that day comes. Because to be honest, I actually do want to die by you. You are a very sweet girl.
Flaxy twitch and turn back into Flaky. Flaky reflection was herself.
Flaky: How come she wants me to kill her? {All in good time sweetie.}
Flaky went to Petunia's body. It had white smoke, glowing around it, this means it is getting ready to vanish. She look at it's eyeballs, not finding it's eyelids because they were already at the back. Then it disappeared ready to have her soul back inside. Flaky just sigh and laid down in her bed.
The next morning, Flaky arrive at the hospital early for Petunia. She saw Toothy sitting on a chair.
Flaky: Hey Toothy who are you waiting for?
Toothy: Hey Flakes, I'm not waiting for anybody, my arms gotten remove so I came here to get them reattach.
Flaky: Was it the roller coaster?
Toothy: How did you know?
Flaky: (giggles) I know you dude. I'm waiting for Petunia.
Toothy: Oh she just re-spawn. She's in the room now.
Flaky: Thanks. (begins to walk away)
Toothy: Hey when's the next time we can hang out?
Flaky: (stops) Well let's see, (checks iPod Touch) I'm free Monday.
Toothy: Okay I'll see you there.
Flaky walk inside the room and saw Petunia. She ran to the bed.
Flaky: Oh Petunia, I'm so sorry I went to far!
Petunia: It's okay we was just having fun, just be careful next time.
Flaky: Wait so your not mad?
Petunia: (chuckles) Why would I be mad? You just went to far and we was playing around, just don't scare me like that again.
Flaky: Okay you got it. I wont do it anymore.
Petunia: (smiles) Thanks. Come on, let's go get some briefest at iHop.
The girls left the hospital and went to the restaurant. When they went inside, a nice young squirrel approach them and lead them to a table. The girls toke their seats. Giggles came.
Giggles: Hey girls!
Flaky+Petunia: Hey Giggles!
Giggles sat next to the Flaky.
Giggles: So what brings you two here so early?
Petunia: Oh Flaky died yesterday so I offered to take us here.
Flaky: I did?
Petunia kicked Flaky's ankle.
Flaky: Uh yeah I got hit by a huge truck.
Giggles: And what cause that?
Girls: Lumpy.
Flaky: {That hurts Flaky} (whispers) Please she's my friend!
Giggles: What you say?
Flaky: Uh I'm just talking to myself like always.
A waitress came to their table. The girls made their order and the clerk went inside the kitchen.
Petunia: Hey Flakes.
Flaky: Yeah?
Petunia: I notice that your tomboy is beginning to show.
Flaky: You think so?
Petunia: Yeah because your starting to be less scared.
Flaky: Oh, thanks.
Giggles: Hey do you want me to use my money?
Petunia: No I'll use mine.
Flaky: How about we pay for our own things so we can all help out?
Giggles: Yeah that's a good idea.
The clerk came back with the briefest the girls ordered. They finish in about an twenty minutes. After that, the girls left and went their separate ways, saying goodbye before doing so. Flaky left to go home but then pouring rain made Flaky run. Flaky went under a roof. She saw Flippy next to him.
Flippy: Oh hi!
Flaky: Your not going to kill me if lighting strikes are you?
Flippy: No not those types can trigger me.
Flaky: Oh so I guess I'm safe then.
Flippy slide closer to Flaky. Flaky notice it didn't mind.
Flippy: So how come you don't talk much?
Flaky: Well because I moved here about two years ago, I'm not as familiar with this place as everybody else is.
Flippy: I move here almost two years as well. My only friend is The Mole.
Flaky: How come your not friends with anybody else?
Flippy looked at Flaky and raise an eyebrow.
Flaky: Oh right never mind.
Flippy: So where were you heading?
Flaky: Home. What about you?
Flippy: I just came out of this place to go home until I heard this.
Flaky: Your wearing clothing, just run home.
Flippy: My house is a couple blocks from here. Do you live close?
Flaky: Yeah why?
Flippy toke off his vest and hat. He handed it to Flaky.
Flippy: Here, put this on and run.
Flaky: Are you sure?
Flippy: Yeah it's fine, plus I have more at home. And if I die, I'll have my clothes back.
Flaky: (puts on vest and hat) Wow, thanks Fippy!
Flaky smiled and ran into the rain. Flippy smiled and watch her go. Plus he knows that he'll fit in because half the towns people are naked.
Flaky arrived home in an few mminutes. She toke off her hat and vest and laid it on her chair next to her sofa. She laid down on the couch.
Flaky: {My, that was very sweet of him} Well yeah it was. {Maybe you should repay the favor by asking him out} Whoa I don't know about that, I barely know him. {Thanks what dating means Flaky, to get to know the person more} But what if something goes wrong...{I'm here Flaky. I'll protect you} Oh, well thanks Flaxy! {My pleasure. But you still should ask him out} I don't know...I'll think about it. {Make sure it's wise of what your thinking. If you get him to be your boyfriend, then you'll be able to sleep with him again but this time not drunk.} Drunk? {Yes I forgot to tell you, but on your birthday, when you fucked him, both of you was drunk. Had a bit to much of whiskey} So that's why we can't remember. {Yes maim} Well, I guess I should give him a call.
Flaky picked up her cell phone and a phone book.
Finally, Flippy is in here. I'm thinking about making chapter three in an altered form (Flaky said, "Hi" besides Flaky: Hi.) Please leave an review!