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Chapter2

The meeting...

Standing before me was a boy with a red coat and long blonde hair that had been braided with loose pieces hanging in the front. If you're reading this, then I assume you'll already know who I'm talking about. If you don't... then you must be dumb. Like really, really dumb.

I'm dreaming. I have to be. I know, I shall pinch myself!

…Ouch. Okay, not a dream then.

"Where's Mallymkun when you need her?" I muttered to myself. The boy looked at me strangely.

"What did you say?" He asked. I just gawped again and tried to keep my inner fangirl in check. I'm not a rabid fangirl like some of those other people who only talk about whatever they are a fan of. Honestly, everyone has an inner fangirl/fanboy. When someone meets a celebrity they like, they let their inner fanperson out. Right?

He sighed and started to walk away.

"Come on Al. I don't have time for this today." I looked at the suit of armour that stood next to him, looking back and forth from me to the boy to me again. If armour could look puzzled, it would.

"But brother! We can't just leave her here! She might attack someone again." Said Al. I just felt my mouth fall open.

Then I did what any normal person would do under my circumstances.

I fainted.

3rd person POV

Ed stared at the girl who had just fainted. He shook his head and decided she wasn't worth the effort. Not to mention the headache. He started to walk off when he realized Al had picked up the fallen girl and was now carrying her.

"What the hell are you doing Al?" Al looked at Ed.

"We can't just leave her here!" He repeated. "Something might happen to her." Edward Elric gave up and let his brother carry the unconscious girl to the hotel they were staying at.

*~*Time Skip*~*

"Al, you wait here with the girl. I need to go see that bastard colonel." Ed got his coat on and started to make his way towards the door.

"Are you worried she's gonna be lonely if someone's not here when she wakes up?" Al asked his older brother, looking for a hint of him changing his mind about her. Ed opened the door.

"No, I'm worried she's gonna nick(steal for those of you who don't know) something as soon as she's alone." He frowned as he stomped out the door, thinking up good insults for the colonel. Al stared after his brother, chuckling a little. He was definitely stubborn. The girl moaned a little in her unconscious state and Al turned to look at her. It seemed she was waking up. She opened her eyes blearily.

"Hello! My name's Alphonse. Call me Al. What's your name?" The girl, who had been looking at her surroundings, turned to the direction of the voice. She looked at Al like he was an alien before she spoke very slowly, choosing her words carefully.

"My name is Alice."

Alice's POV

Okay, so my name isn't really Alice. I did tell everyone there my real name, but I've changed it for the benefit of the story. I mean, I don't want perverts knowing who I am. With just a name, anyone can find out anything about you...if they look hard enough. I chose the name Alice as an alias (don't you just love alliteration?) because right then I felt like I was in Wonderland.

Underland…Whatever.

Hehe. Anyway, who wouldn't feel like they were in Wonderland/Underland, when Alphonse Elric was standing before them?

I mean, come on! He's a talking suit of armour! A metal man! Boy...err…yeah.

Al would've probably said something about the way I was staring at him, but then Roy Mustang came in holding another girl by the back of her neck. Ed came in behind them. The girl was struggling, and being held a good five inches off the ground.

I squealed…loudly.

IT WAS ROY MUSTANG FOR CHEESES SAKE! Roy looked at me funny. I assumed it was because of the squeal…or the fact that I still wasn't wearing any shoes and had been in a fight. Meh, either or.

"You must be the girl FullMetal was talking about." He stated. I nodded dumbly. I had no idea if I was the girl Ed had been talking about. I hoped I was. That would be cool.

"LET ME GO!" shouted the girl in Mustang's hand, trying to bite it.

"Maybe you know something about this?" He held up the girl like she had some contagious disease. I shook my head. Mhm, wonder what she did to make him so pissed? He sighed and dropped her, turning to Ed.

"You can look after that rabid thing." He said, gesturing towards the girl now sitting on her butt, "Since it has taken such a liking to you." Ed looked mortified. While the girl looked temporarily pissed before becoming ecstatic.

"WHAT? NO WAY!" he shouted angrily.

"WHAT? YES!" Shouted the girl at the same time. Then she got up and glomped him. I just stared. There was every chance that this girl was from the same place I was from. The way she was looked at everything in awe was a giveaway.

Yep, definitely not from the world of alchemy.

I would've glomped Mustang, but I was frozen to the spot by the awesomeness of this.

Name: Morgan Fordum
Age: 16
Height: five one
Weight: as if I would tell you
Hair: brown, longish. Just above my waist
Eyes: hazel, more green or brown depending on the light and what I'm wearing. Wears glasses…yuck
Favourite colour: blue, green purple, black.

Least favourite colour: pink orange yellow
Likes: read sing writing, having fun, being random
Hates: yucky food, idiots, being called short
Personality: tends to be shy at first, but when opens up very talkative and have extreme mood swing at times.

Quote: My awesome blonde shortie! (To Ed)

Hi hi! The name's Morgan. Yes, I am aware that's a boy's name as well as a girls. Bite me. Anyways, I was just about to go back in my room and on my super sweet laptop after having dinner when I heard this weird banging noise. I froze then shrugged thinking it was one of my stupid siblings, since I have two of them. I walked into my bedroom and closed the door behind me, before looking up to see a very confused face on the other side of the room. And by room, I don't mean my bedroom…I mean an office. Something that had no place being behind my door.

I squeaked. Very loudly. My mouth was hanging open for a few seconds before...

"WHAT THE HELL?" Sitting before me was a black haired man wearing a blue military uniform. His was a face that I knew very well from the show my friend had gotten me to watch. I blamed her for my addiction.

"Don't shout so loud! What do you want?" He asked. He seemed very cranky. A hang over possibly? Or maybe just pissed that a random girl just showed up in his office.

Hmm. I wonder which one it was...

The door opened behind me and a short blonde boy came through. Totally ignoring me, he went to put some paper on the desk in front of the colonel. Well that was rude. Damn shortie..Who cared that he was roughly my height. He was a boy so it was different.

As soon as I saw the symbol on the boys back I ran forward without thinking and hug attacked him. No way! This couldn't be happening!

"OMIGOD! YOU ARE MY MOST FAVOURITE PERSON EVER! I LOVE YOU!" I screamed into his ear from behind, hanging off of him.

"WHAT THE FUCK...? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" He yelled back twice as loud. He jerked a thumb at me as he spoke to the colonel. "IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF A FUCKING JOKE? GETTING SOMEONE TO ATTACK ME!" Roy Mustang looked like he was trying to hold back a smile as well as trying not to get annoyed.

"Be quiet FullMetal. She just randomly walked in here. I have no idea who she is." He said in that classically annoying voice of his, you know the arrogant one that we all love to hear annoy Ed?

"I'm Morgan!" I said, still gripping onto Ed, like my life was on the line. "But I hate that name so call me Momo instead." Yeah, that sounded better to me. I slowly started to let go of Ed. He wasted no time in slipping away.

There was about 5 seconds before I glomped Roy.

5...4...3...2... aaaaand 1!

"Let go of me!" He roared, trying to pry me off of him. I wasn't going anywhere. Now Ed was laughing. Someone else walked in and I saw that it was Riza Hawkeye. She looked at the scene before her, and paled as her eyes narrowed. Uh oh..This probably didn't look good. Some random 16 year old hugging the 'well-know-womanizer'…

"I only came to see what all the shouting was about." She stated coldly. "I'm sorry to have disturbed you, sir." She then walked out. I let go of Roy, my arms all worn out from hugging and he chased after the woman that everyone knew he like liked. Oopsie daisy…he was not going to be very happy with me…

It was then I realized exactly what I had done and where I was. Holy crap…what was going on?

[So, Momo is only here because aurora-16 wanted to be in this story.

Just to clarify, I'm (also Alice) only five zero in height. From what I know, Ed is five one. Also, Ed is gonna be 16 in this so Al is 15. (Just like me/Alice)

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