[Wow, 3 updates in 3 days. I think it's 3. Anywho, it's still a lot. :/
This is sort of a filler chapter, just to get to know Alice and Morgan more. You don't really learn much like. I suppose it's just to get Ed well and truly pissed at us :D
Please tell me where I can improve. I'm not good at writing comedy, but I am trying! I really am!
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Chapter3
What a night...
Name: Alice Tomoyu
Age: 15
Height: five nothing.
Weight: I'm not telling (mostly cos I don't know)
Hair: light brown (Right now it's black cos I didn't look to see if the hair dye was permanent or semi-permanent), long. Ends at the small of my back.
Eyes: Green with a hint of brown.
Favourite colour: blue, purple, black.
Least favourite colour: PINK I HATE IT!
Likes: reading, drawing, writing, having fun, and being random
Hates: food that tastes horrible, idiots, being called short
Personality: Will kill you for calling me short. I will look out for my friends so don't mess with them! Is also very sensitive at time.
Quote: Rawr bitches, rawr *insert tongue sticking out here*
Alice's POV
"So where are you from Momo?" I asked the girl.
"Canada!" She smiled. "The middle of the prairies to be exact."
"Dare?*" I asked. She looked at me strangely and I laughed. I then proceeded to stare at her with my crazy grin. Just to let her know I was crazy. She rolled her eyes at me. "Don't roll your eyes at me! I'm not the one who glomped Edward Elric and that perverted Roy Mustang!" She giggled and flushed lightly at the memory. I giggled with her, knowing full well that Al could hear us, even if he was pretending he was asleep.
He was a dude in armour. He didn't need sleep. He thought that we thought that he did though. It was rather funny.
"So where are you from?" She asked me curiously. I put on my best British accent.
"Britain, where dwell the brave at heart!" I stood up and posed like I was holding a sword in the air. Momo gave me her 'huh?' face. I grinned evilly.
Then I poked her. She jumped about ten feet. Okay not really ten feet, but high enough. I grinned even more evilly.
"So Momo-chaaan~. You're ticklish, huh?" She had slight panic in her eyes and she edged away from me.
"Pffffttt…wh- who told you something silly like that?" She laughed nervously and I laughed evilly to go with my evil grin.
"I love youuu." I said innocently and edged closer to her. She edged even farther away until she was on the edge of the bed that Ed had so kindly given up for us.
Well not given up, more like been forced to by Al and the colonel. It had been funny to watch, but I digress (I finally found out what that meant a few days ago! I'm so happy!).
Anywho. She looked panic stricken. I loved this.
"Aww, that's nice... Now love me from over there." She motioned to the other end of the bed.
I smiled, then pounced.
Wow, she squirmed a lot.
She also laughed, loud.
"Haha haha! No – hahaha- st- stop! Hahaha!" I should probably stop before Ed wakes up.
Meh, whatever.
I carried on tickling her. Then I got a great idea! More like a voice whispered in my ear.
Tickle her feet! The feet I tell ya! The FEEET! So, like any normal person, I tickled her feet.
That's when she started kicking. I was having fun.
"Nooo!" She screamed. Ouch, that hurt my ears.
My victim disappeared from under my hands. A second later, a loud 'BANG' was to be heard.
... Where'd my victim go? I peered over the edge of the bed and saw Momo lying on her back on the floor. Her expression was one of pain and relief.
Until she saw my face. Then it was just pure horror again. I grinned and leapt off the bed and started chasing her around the room.
"COME BACK~! I ONLY WANT TO TICKLE YOU!" I shouted, I swear I heard Al chuckle.
"NOOO!" She screamed back, still running as fast as she could away from me.
My feet connected with something squishy and I fell over. Landing flat on my face.
Ouch.
"DAMN DOORKNOBS WITH MCCHICKEN FRIES AND ANGEL DELIGHT ON TOP!" I screamed in pain.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE DOING, LYING ON TOP OF ME?" Ed yelled from underneath me.
"..." Damn it. I had woken the feisty midget.
...Damn it, he's taller than me. I started running away from Ed. Momo just sat on the edge of the bed eating popcorn.
Where the hell did she get that from? As I ran past her, I grabbed a handful.
"Hey!" She moaned. I winked at her, still running. I think I heard Al sigh.
I ran past the armour without thinking and my feet left the ground.
COOL! I'm flying! I looked at the arms that were lifting me out of Ed's reach.
Maybe I'm not flying then. That sucks ass.
"Brother, she didn't mean to! Leave her alone."
At least I feel tall now. I like being this height. It's fun!
"WHAT'RE YOU DOING TAKING HER SIDE, AL?" Ed shouted. It seemed he did nothing but shout. I stuck my tongue out at him. He was so furious he forgot how to speak.
Well, I think he was furious. I cocked my head slightly to the side, wondering where I had seen a similar expression. Still held up by Al, I banged my fist against my palm (like Haruhi does in Ouran when she calls Tamaki obnoxious).
"Constipated!" I said. That was it. That's why Ed's expression was similar. I had seen it on posters and adverts plenty before.
Momo snorted into her popcorn and started laughing. Ed looked at me confused and Al, seeing that Ed had momentarily forgotten his anger, put me back down. I pouted.
I wanted to fly again.
Oh, just in case you're thinking that I've gotten used to this pretty fast, I still think that this is a dream. Plus, I need some socks and shoes. My feet weren't comfy.
Morgan's POV
So, yeah….I'm ticklish. As in, extremely ticklish. Especially behind the knees but shhhhh, we won't tell Alice that. The feet are bad enough as it is. Okay moving on.
Teehee, I bet she loved being that tall as I watched Al hold her up away from the fuming, blond alchemist. He looked ready to disembowel something. He was still sore that he not only got stuck with me, but her as well. I don't see why. I mean, what's better than a crazy 16 year old and a crazy 15 year old from a different world?
Nothing. That's what.
Alice was finally put down as Ed looked confused. Haha. The smarty pants doesn't understand something. Well…I suppose I could help out.
"She means you look like you seriously need to take a shit but can't." Okay so maybe I lacked tact.
But it was so worth it to see him flush deeply in embarrassment then anger…at me. Okay how the hell did that make sense?
"WHY YOU LITTLE-" the long tirade I'm sure he was about to let out was cut short by Al's hand over his mouth.
"Brother, she didn't mean anything by it." Awwwww, Al was such a sweetie. I want to feed him cake! He slowly let his brother go, who then stomped over to the couch and laid down not facing anyone. Nice…real mature.
Alice laid down in our bed that we got to share and fell asleep, muttering things about pancakes, flying and shoes…ohhhh…right…
"Hey Ed?"
He grunted. I rolled my eyes.
"We need to buy clothes. This outfit is the only thing I have, and we don't have any shoes."
He finally rolled over to look at me.
"Whatever. But I doubt you'll find anything like…that…in any store around here." His eyes scanned over my outfit.
"What's wrong with my clothes?" I looked down. I thought I looked pretty cool. I was wearing my favourite jeggings, with a long purple baby doll tee and black blouse-ish top over it left unbuttoned but secure just under the bust level. It was one of my favourite looks. Even if it was a bit tight across the chest area and it made guys look. Meh let them. If they try anything, I'll just kick them wear it hurts.
"They're strange. And nothing like what a normal girl should wear." He was blunt. Al looked embarrassed for the both of them. Well... tried to.
I raised my eyebrow. "And what makes you think I'm a normal girl Edward Elric?"
"Good point. You're far from normal."
I only smiled. "And don't you forget it." I looked at him curiously before standing up and walking over to him. "Stand up."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"Make me."
"I will."
"How?"
"I'll sit on you."
"Go ahead I dare you."
So I did. I plopped down right on his belly. He oomphed.
"Get the hell off of me!"
"Do you promise to stand up?"
"No, now get off. You weigh a tonne!" I purposely wiggled in deeper. He was very comfy for someone so scrawny.
"I'm not moving until you say you'll stand up."
"…fine. Alright dammit I'll stand up!"
Victory. I stood and waited for him to stand, which he reluctantly did. I then stood back to back with him and spoke to Al.
"Hey Al? Who's taller?"
He came over and looked at us carefully for a few moments before shrugging.
"You're the same height."
"WHAT!" both of us shouted at the same time.
"THERE'S NO WAY I'M THE SAME HEIGHT AS THAT SHRIMPY, PIPSQUEAK OF AN EXCUSE FOR A BOY!" I shouted.
"THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOT A CHANCE THAT I'M THE SAME HEIGHT AS SOME DERRANGED ANT OF A GIRL!" he shouted at the same time.
We then both glared at each other.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT YOU PINT SIZED FLEA!" we once again said in unison. Al decided it was time to intervene and seized both of us by the shoulder and moved us a part.
"Brother, Momo, please calm down. You're going to get us kicked out of the hotel."
I slowly nodded, and was released. Ed did the same.
"Go to bed. Tomorrow Al and I will take you two to get clothes. Then we're heading out of here." He said in as civil a tone as he could manage.
...It wasn't very civil...
"Fine and do try to sleep. After all, most of your growing happens when you sleep and you can't afford to miss any of it." I taunted.
He growled, "You're the same height as me remember?"
I smirked. "Yeah, but I'm a girl so it's okay to be shorter than you. Just think…you're a short boy who's the same height as a short girl. Now how does that make you feel Mr. Alchemist?" knowing I had won, I turned on my heel and marched over to my shared bed. Behind me I heard an indignant splutter.
Who just won a verbal battle with the FullMetal alchemist? Oh yeah, that's right. Me! Smirking I laid down next to Alice and yawned. I curled up under the covers and fell asleep. I was hoping that I would wake up and be in my own bed in the morning…but a small part of me also hoped that this was real as well. It would be freaky yes…but a sweet adventure. I guess I'll find out in the morning right?
[*Pronounced 'Dah –reh' If you don't get the joke, watch Hetalia Bitches! Rawr
Also, the 'where dwell the brave at heart' is from Harry Potter. For Gryffindor :)
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Aurora-16: I changed a few things in this. Not a lot, but enough. I didn't capitalise anything. . Why thank you. I hope you enjoy/enjoyed this chapter as much as the last. What are C2s? *gives you the rock candy back* :) Sorry, I don't like rock candy, bit since you did such an awesome job, you can have it!
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