Uh..warning for this one, Nyotalia. Hey, I HAD to do something like this eventually. XD But once again, thanks for all the reviews, favs, and alerts!
Oh, and there will be Spamano in this…just not for a while, it's just going to be little mini moments for right now.
The day I own Hetalia is the day where I finally get some common sense. -_-;;;
…And Aladdin is playing to the TV why I type this…kinda awkward and ironic ALL at the same time. XD
"I ALREADY SAID IT'S FINE BASTARD! SO KNOCK IT OFF!" Lovino yelled at Antonio who was still apologizing.
"But Lovi~"
"NO! NO BUTS!"
"Okay~ do you want to go get some tomatoes?" Antonio asked with a smile on his face.
"…fine. Let's go." Lovino said as he started to walk to the kitchen but stopped when Antonio said, "Sorry mi amor~ I need to go to the bathroom first!"
Lovino's eye twitched. "..shouldn't you have thought of that BEFORE?"
"Si~ I guess so!" Then Antonio took a step back to avoid Lovino's kick.
But while Lovino was standing outside waiting Francis walked up to him with a big smile on his face. "Bonjour Lovi~!
Lovino's face paled and he yelled, "AW FUCK! NOT YOU BASTARD!"
Francis put one a fake hurt look and said, "oh, poo. Your words hurt me so Lovino."
Lovino glared and simply said, "good, suffer bastard. Now leave me the fuck alone."
Francis's face changed to his typical rape face and he said, "oh~? But how can I do that when I have a wish I want to make?"
When Francis said that Lovino paled and stuttered, "H-hell no!"
"Sorry Lovino~! Now I wish that the world had more female nations in it~."
When Lovino snapped his fingers everything was quiet (except for Francis admiring his or rather her new body). But the silence was ruined when a female voice rang from the bathroom said, "Lovi~ did someone make another wish? Something seems very wrong in here!"
"FUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!"
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Because of Francis's wish they now had to have another meeting.
"You bloody wanker! Alfred's stupid wishes are one thing but now you do something like this?" A now female (and glasses wearing) Arthur yelled at Francis.
"Chill Iggy! Now we can get stuff for free because we're cute!" Alfred perked up while eating a hot dog.
"NO! We need to work on turning back to normal!" Arthur yelled as she smacked Alfred.
"Ve~ fratello? Does this mean that I'm your sorella now instead?" Feliciano asked as she skipped up to Lovino and Antonio (who was clinging to Lovino's arm).
"KESESESESE as a chick I'm still awesome!" Gilbert yelled as she stood up on the table with Gilbird on her shoulder.
"But I'm curious~! How come my cute little Lovi is still male?" Antonio asked.
"It's because he's a genie right now." Arthur said after smacking Alfred again. "Genie's aren't affected by their own magic unless the wish is one that supposed to affect them."
"Guess that's why I'm acting all nice and shit to Germany right now…" Lovino muttered, but Feliciano heard him.
"Ve~ you're acting nice to Ludwig right now? Does that mean that you can become friends with him?"
"HELL NO!" And when Feliciano was going to say something else Lovino yelled, "And don't you dare wish for me to become friends with him!"
Feliciano put on a sad look on her face and said, "okay fratello…I won't…"
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The solution finally came from Matthew…again.
However Arthur was the one to beat Alfred to the punch and wish for everyone to be back to normal. After everything was fixed they didn't hear from Francis for a while, but when he came back he was sporting bruises and cuts all over his body.
"Ahahaha~ that was a lot of fun today mi amor~!" Antonio said as he started climbing into the bed.
"You have a twisted idea of fun bastard. Did all this magic shit go to your head?" Lovino said as he climbed in too.
"maybe~ But it still was fun!"
"…I hate this….Why did all of this have to happen to me?" Lovino sighed and then turned onto his side.
"I don't know mi amor~! But we'll just have to make the best of it until we get you back to normal, okay~?"
"Yeah…guess so…."
"See! That's the way to look at it!" Antonio said as he looked over at Lovino who was already asleep. Antonio laughed quietly and said, "ahaha~ guess today was too much for you huh? Buenas noches, Mi tomatito~!" [Goodnight my little tomato~!]
SO CUTE! XD And stupid France causes problems! (but what do you expect? It is France after all. XD)
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