AN: This is just a little peek to get me back into the swing of things. Unbetaed...let me know if you want to beta for me. :D
*denotes thoughts*
After five minutes of searching with no sign of the mustard, Pooch and Jensen stopped to come up with a new strategy.
"Well, there's a sign for it right on that shelf," Pooch said as he pointed at the sign proclaiming "Auntie May's Mild Mustard $2.99".
"Why don't we just ask that guy in the green vest," Jensen proposed as he gestured toward the twenty-something trying to clean up the aisle.
Cougar and Clay continued to search as if nothing had been said.
~Meanwhile back at the house~
Parker Ulysses Porteous had woken up from his nap. The cries coming from the playpen startled Aisha just enough that she moved into the path of the soccer ball that Julie had just bounced off of her head toward Aisha.
"Crap," Aisha moaned covering her right eye.
"Oops."
~Back at the store~
"Excuse me. Do you think you can help me find something," Jensen asked the young man in the green vest in his most polite tone.
The sales associate, whose name tag declared him to be Mitch, carefully examined Jensen as he slowly stood up. *Black high-tops, worn blue jeans slung low on slim hips, and a tight pink t-shirt that proclaims "Go Petunias!" that has been stretched tightly across a well muscled chest... some facial hair, full lips, sparkling blue eyes that are hidden beneath round frames and spiky blond hair...All in all...HOT!*
"Of course, Mister...," Mitch responded fishing for a name to go with that gorgeous body.
"Hey Jay, have you found it yet," Pooch called from further down the aisle.
"Not yet. Give me a minute," Jensen replied.
"What is it that you're looking for," Mitch asked please that he'd found out a name for the hunk standing in front of him.
"Auntie May's Mild Mustard. Try saying that five times fast," Jensen responded, "We've looked all over this aisle but it's nowhere to be found."
"Oh, come with me sir," Mitch said as he grabbed Jensen by the wrist and began to tow him down the aisle.
Further down the aisle, Cougar tensed.