Thanks for all your great reviews!
I originally planned for this chapter to be near the beginning of the story, but Diana decided to go to her grandmother's house and this got lost in the black hole of Documents.*cue creepy piano music* Wait... that doesn't even make sense. Black holes have no sound... WELL ANYWAY, thankfully, I found it again, and have uploaded it for your enjoyment.
"How could you not think Twilight is amazing?" Bree screeched mockingly
"I would tell Athena to get rid of your smartness, but you don't have any to begin with!" Cassie shot back.
I was going to say something, but decided it'd be better for me to shut up and eat my sandwich.
Susan set her tray on the table "How long have they been going on like this?"
"Since the beginning of lunch. But don't worry, you didn't miss much. It's only starting to get nasty."
Bree yanked open the zipper of her backpack and pulled out a sharp pencil. "Say that Twilight is better than PJO! Say it!"
Cassie laughed and dodged the pencil as it flew towards her. "No way!"
I stirred my juice thoughtfully "Hmm... You know how in Peter Pan, every time you say 'I don't believe in fairies', a fairy will drop down dead? Well, what if every time you said 'Twilight sucks', a copy of the book will spontaneously combust?"
Cassie gave a fake dreamy sigh "Imagine what a better place the world would be!"
"Twilight sucks. Twilight sucks. Twilightsuckstwilightsucks." I said, the words blurring together "Man, it's like a tongue twister."
Bree shoved me lightly "PJO sucks. PJO sucks. PJO sucks."
Susan took another bite of her lunch "As long as no one says Harry Potter sucks."
"Harry Potter sucks! Harry Potter sucks!" Cassie called.
The table next to us was starting to notice the commotion we were making. They poked each other and watched us, giggling.
"Um, guys?" I asked timidly, "maybe tone it down a notch?"
"Harry Potter does not suck! In fact, PJO is a blatant copy of it!" Susan stated.
"Is not!"
"Is too! Percy Jackson is like Harry Potter, but worse. Annabeth is like Hermione, Grover is like Ron, Camp Half-blood is like Hogwarts, and..."
"This is pointless. Who cares if PJO is better than Harry Potter? Twilight is definitely the best!"
"You wouldn't understand PJO, you Twidiot!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah. You're just a Muggle."
"Potterhead."
"Twi-hard."
"PJOholic."
We all started cracking up again. The neighboring table stopped laughing a little, instead seeming a little bit afraid of us. But it's understandable. Everyone's afraid of crazy people.
If I can get ten reviews to my story on FictionPress (the link is on my profile), I'll update within a week.