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Chapter 20 : Forever a PJOholic

"If I get a facial scar,
I'll think of Harry P
And if my brothers take all control
I'll think of Ron Weasley
If my hair is like a bush
I'll think Hermione G
Or if I feel too overworked
I'll think of poor Dobby
And if I feel just like a snoot
I'm Draco M that day
If I am simply just a hoot
I'm Hedwig all the way
If I feel way too wise and old
I'll think of Dumbledore
Or I'll be dear old Neville L
Any time I snore
I'll think of Hagrid every time
The food is just too bad
And Voldemort will fill my mind
Whenever I am mad
My blood will run gold every time
That I am truly brave
Or I'll be a Marauder
When I simply can't behave
Sevy Snape will be my guy
When love is complicated
And I'm Dolores Umbridge
When I am simply hated
Hogwarts is my only home
Until I'm cold and dead
And when I put down one of the books
It won't be left unread
I pledge my life to Harry P
And the magic world around
Cuz JKR has touched my life
And to Harry James Potter, I am bound." Susan finished, pretending to bow.

Bree looked at Susan haughtily. "But nothing compares to the Twilight pledge:

I promise to remember Bella,
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws,
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob,
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle,
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett,
Everytime there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose,
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice,
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie,
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme,
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper,
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi,
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight,
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession,
I know what the Twilighters know."

We all stared at her for five full minutes.

Finally, I broke the silence. "That doesn't even rhyme."

"Yeah it does!"

Susan grimaced. "Actually, it doesn't. Mine has a rhythm and everything. IF I GET a FACial SCAR."

"So does mine!" Bree thought hard for a while. "It's imbic pantmeter!"

"Iambic pentameter," Susan corrected gently. "But again, your pledge sucks."

"So prove that yours is better."

"It's about Harry Potter. That's all that needs to be said."

"Why would you pick Harry Potter over Twilight? The books are so long and boring!"

Susan whipped out her wand and pointed it at her. "Well, I'm sorry you lack the intelligence necessary to process one of modern literature's finest works."

"Huh?"

"She means you're stupid," Cassie translated.

"Oh. Wait, what?"

Cassie backed away from Bree's rage. "I'm just translating!"

"How about the PJO pledge?" I said loudly, before they could kill each other.

"I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
when a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend sticks by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
when someone's scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go," I recited.

I would remember PJO for the rest of my life.

Maybe my friends and I would fight over fandoms until the end of time.

Maybe Fang would eventually be more than a friend.

Maybe not.

Maybe Hades would make a gaping chasm open up beneath my feet to swallow me in the next five seconds…

Five…

Four…

Three…

Two…

One…

Maybe not.

But no matter how many maybes or ifs there were in my life, the one thing that would keep me sane (at least remotely) was Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

"I swear it on the River Styx," I added with a smile, as Cassie and Bree started arguing again.

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Disclaimer: The Harry Potter pledge came from Imaginewhirledpeas. The two other pledges came from random people's profiles.