A/N: So, here's Chapter Two. I've decided to go through in the order of the Squads, mainly because that was I know I won't miss any of the Gotei Thirteen. I'm going to skip Yamamoto's Lieutenant, because let's face it, the guy is invisible. He never does anything. Squad two will be combined into one because although they are both interesting Characters, neither of them have a particularly big role in Aizen's plans.
Chapter Two- Soi Feng and Omaeda
Squad Two- the people who run the Stealth Force. I suppose I really should have paid a little bit more attention to the two of them. They could have discovered me and reported me to Yamamoto at any minute and then he would have arrested me and sent me to the Maggot's Nest where I theoretically belong.
Hah, as if.
The sad fact is, nothing the top secret organization does is all that secret. I'm positive everyone knows about the Maggot's nest.
The Stealth Force is as ineffective on me as it is useless at everything else. I doubted they would have caught me if I had walked naked down the street cackling evilly (not that that's all that unexpected for a Captain of the Gotei Thirteen, with a few exceptions, they're all crazy). Even if they had caught me, my entire life in the Seiritei was perfectly choreographed. They could have walked in on me at any time in the day and I would have looked perfectly innocent.
And even if I didn't look completely innocent . . . complete hypnosis could work wonders.
And as for the Squad leaders, I've always pitied Soi Feng. Her Lieutenant is a waste of time and effort, I have no idea why she hasn't 'accidently' signed a paper to have him assassinated yet. Really, the Squad Two Captain never ceased to surprise me.
Okay, I lied.
Soi Feng never surprises me.
She's an open book, her lack of trust in anyone and everything makes her very easy to manipulate. She was a perfect pawn in my little set of games ever since I exiled Shihoin. I'll admit I never expected this wonderful side effect of Yoruichi Shihoin's exile, I had planned to quietly assassinate Soi Feng and replace her with someone more easily manipulated. It turns out, though, that that was unnecessary.
Squad two was weak, and they lacked the intuition and spirit necessary to be anything more than pawns in my plans. The only interesting thing I ever did was set Soi Feng against Yoruichi, but even then that turned out boring, with the Squad Two Captain bawling her eyes out on the shoulder of her mentor.
Useless, really, was a perfect definition for that Squad.
Unless it was me talking, I found them to be quite useful.