Dream: So, I have noticed that it has been a LONG time since I have updated this particular story. Now, I will update a couple of chapters today…Morphine isn't here right now, so this shall be a surprise for her too! (insert evil laugh here). Anyways, enjoy!

Disclaimer: We don't own Saiyuki. Only Yuki and Seira.

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Chapter 3:

The silver-haired girl comes flying out of her bed, her mouth opened in a not-so-silent scream. "Konzen!"

Beside the bed, Seira is jolted awake by the sudden noise, and is immediately up, staring down at her sister. "Yuki, what's wrong?"

She quickly wipes her eyes, feeling the tears streaming down her cheeks. "It…it felt so damn real." She mumbles.

The brunette arches an eyebrow in question. "What are you…"

"Yuki!" The door to the room slams against the wall as Hakkai comes flying into the room, followed by the others. "You're awake!"

Both of the girls roll there eyes, and Seira smirks. She is never able to hold back her sarcasm, and now is no exception. "Well thank you for that update, Captain Obvious."

Now it's the priest's turn to roll his eyes back. "Any particular reason you screamed? Or did you just want to be annoying?"

Unable to shake the dream, she looks down at her fist, clenched around the bedsheet. "Nightmare, I think. Annoying you is just an added bonus." She starts to stretch, but pain rolls through her body, forcing a groan through her lips. "Oh, ow! What happened to me? It feels like I got hit by a fucking refugee truck."

"Those bastards in the village jumped you on the way home again." The human girl snarls out. "But there were a few more than the last couple of times, so they got one up on you. We're in the next village over now. It looks like we've gotta find a new place…"

"We knew it would be happening again anyway." Yuki miutters, running her fingers through her hair. "Where do you think we should try now?"

All four guys stare as the girls lean in close and start to whisper to each of them are debating if a human village or a demon village would be the better option. Gojyo rests his elbow on Sanzo's shoulder. "Are we really going to leave them behind to deal with all of this crap, Buddha?"

Violet eyes glare at the half-demon. "Since when have you been a champion of justice?"

The monkey king throws in his two cents worth. "If girls are involved, the pervy water sprite will help."

"They're my sisters." Hakkai snaps quietly, glaring at his best friend. "You aren't going to be doing anything with them. But…" Emerald eyes turn toward Sanzo. "I really can't leave them alone in this place. It's too dangerous."

By this time, Yuki and Seira have stopped talking, and are focused on the conversation between the boys. Hope blooms in their hearts. If the priest let them travel with the great Sanzo party, they can spend more time with their older brother.

Finally, he speaks up. "Fine, I don't care. But if they die, I'm not reponsible." And with that last sentence, he leaves the room.

They begin to cheer, until the wolf demoness has to stop, due to the pain. But she can't stop smiling. "Dude, we're gonna be with the famous Sanzo party! We're gonna be celebrities!"

"Well, the rest of us are going to head downstairs." The green-eyed demon says, grinning at the girls' reaction. "You want to come along?"

Seira shakes her head before her adoptive sister can answer. "Yuki has to rest so she can get her strength back quickly. Besides, we have to talk and plan anyway."

He nods, not questioning a thing. "Then I'll come and check on the both of you later." Then all of the boys leave…

Leaving the sisters alone. As soon as the footsteps fade, the younger of the two (that would be Seira) turns to her best friend. "Alright, it's time to spill it. Who in the seven hells is Konzen?"

Yuki's face immediately turns crimson. "I don't know who he is. But he had long blond hair, violet eyes, a chakra on his forehead, and a sour dispostion. And, for some unknown reason, I knew that I was in love with him."

"You do realize that you described Genjo Sanzo to a tee, other than the long hair part."

The red deepens on her cheeks. "That just makes the dream even weirder. But somehow, I fell in love with the guy…especially those gorgeous eyes."

Unknown to the girls, the subject of their discussion (sort of) is standing at the door, listening to their conversation. He had come back to inform them that he had no issues smacking the hell out of them with his fan if they become as annoying as his other traveling companions. But the topic had caught his interest. And now, completely out of nowhere, a smirk curves his lips, then is gone as quickly as it came as he turns on his heel and walks away.

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(The Next Day)

"Alright everyone! It's time to load up the jeep and go!" Hakkai yells out as he jumps into the driver's seat. The rest finish loading up Hakaryu and climb into the jeep, knowing that it will take a bit to get used to the tight fit.

The silver-haired demoness had won a game of rock, paper, scissors, and was now sitting up front between her brother and Sanzo. Seira had grumbled a bit about cheating, but is now sitting between a certain water sprite and monkey. The trip suddenly seemed longer to at least half of the group…

Goku's stomach begins to growl as Hakkai steps on the gas pedal and takes off. He clutches it in his normal fashion and is groaning by the time they exit the little village. "Guys, I'm hungry!"

A collective groan comes from the other 3 males, but Seira just giggles. "I figured you'd get hungry." She spins around in the seat and starts digging through the stuff in the storage area, much to the delight of Gojyo.

Well, technically he is being good. For him, anyway. Although it takes ALL of his willpower not to grab her ass, since it is right by his face. And calling the thing she is wearing a 'skirt' is probably too generous…at least in her current position. The only thing to stays his hand is the fact that her brother (not to mention, his best friend) is already glaring at him through the review mirror, just for looking.

Yuki also notices that, and does her best not to laugh hysterically. She almost loses it when she sees him drool a bit.

"Oh, here it is!" The human girl yells, sitting normally again. Oblivious to the accidental peep show she just gave to a certain dirty-minded redhead, she turns to goku with a nice, big obento box. "I made a lot of food for the trip. Here."

"THANK YOU!" The happy brunette yells out, his golden eyes sparkling with appreciation. Then, he rips into the meal, nearly ready to inhale its contents.

Now that the show is over, Yuki yawns and stretches her legs out to rest on the dashboard, while leaning her head on Hakkai's shoulder. Of course, she is too tired to realize that the slit in her ankle length skirt is giving a certain monk one hell of an eyeful. Not that it isn't a normal occurance, since the split goes all the way up to her hip.

What isn't normal is that Sanzo is having a hard time NOT staring at the exposed flesh. It seems that the gods are determined to mess with his mind today. Especially when it comes comes to this pretty little demon.

Luckily (or unluckily, depending on how you look at it), he is distracted by the goings on in the backseat. (Wow, that sounds kind of stalkerish/pervy).

"Dammit, Goku! Share, you fat ass!" Gojyo snarls, trying to get a piece of chicken.

The boy snatches the food away and pops it into his mouth. "Get your own, you H2O asshole! This food is mine!"

"Quit being so fucking stingy, you stupid chimp!"

"How about you eat me, you pervy red roach!"

"You sorry monkey faggot! I don't swing that way!"

"Delude yourself much?"

During this typical argument, Seira is stuck between the two of them, anger veins popping up and steadly growing with each word uttered. She finally snaps, and smacks the both of them in the back of the head. "Will the two of you shut the hell up?"

Gojyo smirks at her, forgetting his quest for food. "Why don't you make me?"

"And how, in the name of all the is holy, do you expect me to create that miracle, fairy boy?"

He growls at the nickname. "I can think of few ways that you can keep my mouth occupied. And all of them involve you…"

She gives him a look, while her cheeks pinken a bit at the implications. "Only in your wildest, most elusive fantasy, you pervert."

"Stop denying it. You know you want me."

Seira sneers at him. "Oh yes. I want you. I NEED you. Take me, take me now!"

"Oh really?"

"Sarcasm, babe. The only free service I offer."

"How much do you charge for the service I want?"

"More than you'll earn in a lifetime."

He snorts. "I could have you for free, sweetheart."

Green eyes widen a bit at that bold statement. "You're gonna have to at least by me dinner. Oh, and not be such an asshat while you're at it. But for now, I wouldn't sleep with you if the future of the human race depended on it."

"Keep telling yourself that."

Now, we have reached Hakkai's breaking point. "Gojyo, if you lay one hand on Seira, I will kill you, friend or not! And Sanzo, quit staring at Yuki's ass!"

(You now have our full attention).

Silver eyes fly open. "What? Who? Huh?" She mumbles, completely disoriented. But soon, her brother's eyes register in her mind, and she turns her gaze toward the blond. And he has yet to stop staring. She blushes and removes her feet from the dashboard, cutting off his line of sight. He quickly glances in the other direction, refusing to acknowledge anyone…

Gojyo, Seira, and Goku all begin to laugh hysterically in the backseat, their arguments pushed to the back burner for this rare occasion…Sanzo being a creeper. The vein in his temple begins to throb and then he pulls out his banishing gun. Twwo shots in the air quickly shut them up. "It isn't that damn funny!"

A giggle escapes the pretty brunette's lips, tempting fate. "Actually, it's fucking hilarious."

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The rest of the day goes by normally for the Sanzo party. Which pretty much means that Goku either says something stupid or bitches and moans about being hungry, Gojyo drools over some chick (Seira and Yuki in this case), Sanzo fires his gun a few more times, or pulls out the fan and beats the shit out of someone, and Hakkai either ignores everything, or tries to keep the peace.

(Totally normal, other than the 2 chicks that add a bit more entertainment).

Unfortunately, they are unable to reach an inn before all of them get tired. So, the night is spent out in the jeep. Which, to be honest, is also a normal occurance, at least for the guys. The newcomers might not like the thought of sleeping outside, but are too tired to voice their protests.

So now, it is morning and the night has passed without any more drama. As usual, Hakkai wakes up first. Green eyes survey everyone, and an anger vein appears…

Wait! Back it up a second. Hakkai is the angry one? Hakkai? Oh…that's right.

Yuki I sprawled out across the front seat, her legs restin in Hakkai's lap. The split of her skirt is open, flashing everything, including the kind of underwear she has one. Her head is resting in Sanzo's lap, her face pressed against his stomach, making the scene look a little risque. Oh, who are we kidding, it looks lik a scene from a bad porn. Especially since the priest's head is tilted back over the seat, one arm stretched out, hanging out of the jeep, while the other rests on Yuki's back.

The scene in the backseat isn't much better. Guku is all the way against the door. His chest is being used as Seira's pillow. One of his hands is hanging over the seat while the other rests right beside the girl's head. She is laying face up, one hand rest up by Goku's neck and the other is tangled in crimson hair. Gojyo had shifted some time in the night, and is now using Seira's ample chest as his own personal pillow. Which seems fair, since she is using him as a blanket.

Hakkai reaches in the back to gently separate them. But just before he can, a sleeping Gojyo chooses this moment to shift around, and bury his face into her cleavage (yes, it is accidental). So now…

"Goddammit, Gojyo, quit manhandling my sister!"

Everyone snaps to attention, on high alert at the usually quiet demon yelling. The half-demon looks at his position and grins. "Ah. That explains the dream that I just got woken up from."

Seira's face goes blood red, since it is too early for her to come up with a good comeback. "Ugh! Get off, you perv!"

Unable to resist, he decides to comment back. "There are way too many clothes for that, baby."

As Hakkai struggles to keep control of his temper, Yuki finally realizes what she is staring at and blushes as badly as her sister. "Oh Kami." She whispers and pulls away quickly. Sanzo does what he does best…ignores the situation. At least, he does out of his mind. Inside, there are some M-rated thoughts, so it's not printable.

The silver-haired beauty looks into the backseat, wanting to ignore her own situation. So, she focuses on her sister. "I think this counts as willingly sleeping with Gojyo."

He finally moves, but only because Seira sits up to glare at her adoptive sister. "Who fucking asked you? Are you jealous or something?"

Yuki rolls her eyes back. "Oh yeah, that's exactly what I want…some perverted fairy smothering himself in my cleavage."

"It's better that how you and that jerk-off monk were sleeping!" She snarls back. "At least, with me and Gojyo, it didn't look like a blowjob."

Crimson stains her cheeks. "Screw off! The only reason Gojyo is even hitting on you is because he pants after anything that has a decent-sized rack!"

"Which leaves you out, flat chest!"

"A c-cup is NOT flat!"

"You wish!"

As the girls continue this complete random argument (obviously, neither of them are morning people), we go back to the boys. Their brother has his hands over his ears, trying to tune out the conversation. Judging by the look on his face, it isn't working. And if either of them say 'boobs' one more time, he will resort to saying 'la la la' repeatedly to drown them out.

Goku is laughing his monkey ass off. It's hard to tell whether he is laughing at the girls or at Hakkai's reaction.

Gojyo is in deep thought, looking between the two, while trying to decide who wincs this impromptu contest (in his mind). He shifts a bit closer, trying to get a better look.

The monk is actually praying that his face isn't burning as he starts to reminsce about the time he first met Yuki. Them, in the front seat, with her straddling his hips, her breasts nearly pressed in his face as they fought over her shotgun. (Chapter 1 if you need to brush up, people).

Suddenly, Gojyo opens his big mouth, and inserts his foot. "Seira wins."

Almost at the exact same time, Sanzo mumbles. "Yuki." Unfortunately, it isn't in his mind, but out loud. (What fun would it be if the thought stayed in his mind?)

Seira gasps and crosses her arms over her chest, not only to block them from view, but also to resist slapping the water sprite into next week. Her sister mirrors her action, looking at the blond in shock. Tears roll down the Monkey King's cheeks from his laughter. If he doesn't stop soon, he'll pass out. But it's the feeling of imminent doom coming from a certain human-turned-demon that now has their attention.

Emerald eyes narrow on them as he tugs at his demon limiters, contemplating on whether it would be worth the mess he'd have to clean up afterward if he took them off. Gojyo notices the look in his eye, and chuckles nervously, while moving as far away from the girl as possible without getting out of the jeep. Sanzo just stares, waiting.

"You." He says menacingly, pointing at the priest. "Trade places with Seira. The girls are sitting in the front from now on."

Instead of arguing (because, let's face it, Hakkai kills whole clans when he's angry), he moves to the backseat. He'd wait until his buddy calmed the fuck down before he reminds him exactly who is the leader on this little field trip.

They all rearrange and get on the road for the day, quiet descending on them for about 10 minutes. That is, until Goku 'crossed' Gojyo's imaginary boundary. Then the arguing begins again. The vein in Sanzo's temple is constantly throbbing as he silently contemplates what would shut them up quicker: the banishing gun or the paper fan. Hakkai is humming to tune them out, while the girls play snaps in the front seat.

Just as Sanzo remembers that he really shouldn't kill them and begins to reach for his fan, the jeep swerves and Hakkai slams on the brakes. Seira glares up at him from the middle. "Did you forget how to drive in the last 5 seconds?" She takes a deep breath, so she can unleash verbal hell on him, but a movement from the corner of her eye catches her attention.

There are hundreds of demons standing in front of the jeep. Both girls stare at this sight, the fear building up. The guys all sigh and jump out. "Stay here. Hakaryu will keep you safe." The older brunette says, before they take off toward the menacing group of assassins, leaving Seira and Yuki to do nothing but watch the upcoming battle.

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Dream: Okay guys and girls, I will be posting up a second chapter after this, maybe even a third. And although I will be updating a hell of a lot more often than I have in the past, it won't be as often as it could be since I am now in college. Just enjoy, and please read and review! Flames are accepted!

And remember, you can resist anything. . .but Temptation!