A/N: As you may or may not have noticed but you probably will soon notice, this chapter is a lot shorter that the previous chapters, and this is because I have run out of plot bunnies - in a story all about bunnies. Crazy, huh?

Hope you enjoy this chapter…

Having received the message from Ensign Demmar-Waters, Sulu leapt from his chair, knocking it over in the process, and ran down the corridors yelling "Move, move, move, outta my way, move, move, move!", paying very good tribute to the Russian's running down the corridors to save his, and the captain's lives. The bridge crew just stared, shocked, as their pilot left without a second thought to his duties, or anything.

The doors to the Sick Bay burst open, (if slidey doors can do such a thing) and admitted a very worried looking Sulu. Arwen had, by this point, become absolutely terrified of the two smaller blue rabbits who were snuffling around, trying to find Bones' secret supply of Saurian brandy which no one but him (and everyone that knew about it) knew about, and was standing on the said doctor's desk, flailing around in a manner similar to that which many people display upon seeing a rat. She looked slightly relieved when the pilot barged in, and said "Ah, I see you have come to relieve me of my er… duties." And with that, she was gone, bounding off the desk and looking quite like a rabbit herself, (although she would kill you if she heard you saying it, or even thinking it for that matter) before the Lieutenant could get a word in edgeways.

Sulu thought that if he was going to be stuck there until someone came back, he might as well make the most of it. But first things first - he needed to find Chekov. This would have been easier said than done, had the little Russian rabbit not noticed that Sulu was there and started jumping up and down, right by his leg.

"Ooh… Who's a little cutie then…" The rabbit pouted adorably, and Sulu's suspicions that it was Chekov were confirmed: the bright smile, the adorable pout, the jumping up and down, the crazed excitedness - the list went on and on… Although the reason why Chekov was a yellow rabbit was still eluding him, as was the explanation as to how they came about being rabbits in the first place. Ah well. He was an adorable little bunny. The pilot picked the former nawigator up and started stroking him and scratching behind his ears. They stayed like that for quite a while; Sulu had lost track of time, and he didn't notice the small blue rabbits come closer with mischievous grins…

There was a pungent smell coming from around the area of his feet, mixed with a kind of warm and damp feeling that quite probably shouldn't be there. Sulu looked down, and nearly dropped the Chekov bunny in shock. His boots, and so the feet inside them, were swimming in rabbit poo, widdle, sick, and piles of several other unmentionables coming from a rabbit, and two small blue rabbits doing their best innocent expressions.

"So… I'm guessing you two are Ensigns Richards and Richards?" The rabbits nodded before considering for a moment that it might not be a good idea to tell the guy who you have just peed on your name, especially if that guy had a lot of friends who would be more than willing to get you back, and especially if your name was Ensign Richards (the Elder, or the Younger - it didn't matter which one you had, you were in for trouble regardless…). But it was too late. They had already nodded to that question. They shook their heads anyway in the universal (almost) gesture meaning 'no', just to be on the safe side.

Sulu groaned and commed Bones saying that there was an emergency in Sick Bay. He then groaned again, realising that being the one responsible for further irritating the almost definitely already irritated Dr McCoy with a sickbay full of rabbit poop was probably not such a good idea.

Oh ****.

A/N: Hereon forthwith commences my desperate quest to embark upon a vessel that wilt voyage unto the landeth of plot bunnies (or, in English - Yayness for Shakespearian word vomit, and please give me ideas because if you want to see another chapter of this, or how (if?) they get to be human/Vulcan again I need more plot bunnies/tribbles, and yes, I know this is a story all about bunnies. PM me , or EVEN BETTER (hint hint) leave them in a review).