Pairings: none

Word Count: 577 words

Author's Note: hate him, don't know why, just hate him, minor swearing; not my favorite work, so what do you think?

Summary: Pure and utter Stoll hell on two cabins, but they didn't count on one Piper McLean

Prompt: Justin Beiber

"Connor, I have a proposition."

The younger brother's curiosity was immediately caught. He sat up and waited expectantly.

Travis paced like a drill sergeant in front of him. The cabin was empty, all of them off pranking or stealing. One of the two, Travis really didn't care which.

"The Aphrodite cabin and Apollo cabin have joined forces to play The Beaver throughout camp. We must infiltrate and stop them."

Connor felt his lips twitch into a smile. That was them, overcomplicating and pranking things when they could just ask Dionysus or Chiron to shut it off.

Then again, Dionysus wouldn't care and Chiron would probably play his own records. Pranking the cabins was their best option.

When the Stolls were concerned, it was the only option.

"What do we do?" Connor asked. His brother leaned closer.

"Here's what we'll do..."

It was almost 3 in the morning. They were creeping to the Apollo cabin. They didn't even have to try to be silent. It came with practice.

The two boys were dressed in black, with black ski masks over their heads. It looked badass, if I say so myself.

They took out their spray cans and nodded. Travis climbed up on the roof, and Connor began to spray the windows.

"Travis!"

"What?"

"Was it necessary to climb on the roof?"

"Not at all."

"Okay then."

They finished and crept toward their cabin again. They grabbed two bags, filled with dark (and ugly) makeup.

Not that the Stolls knew anything about ugly makeup. Okay, it was one dare-let it go!

"C'mon Travis, we must go out and ninja in the night!" Connor said. They snickered quietly.

The two boys snuck over to the pastel pink cabin. They took put gas masks on, just in case the perfume was too ghastly to handle and they passed out.

They replaced all of the Aphrodite kids' makeup with the dark, ugly makeup. Connor had to laugh at some of the stuff-what guy uses concealer? What is that?

"Stop laughing." Travis hissed. Connor rolled his eyes, unseen by Travis, and finished vandalizing the Aphrodite kids' stuff.

"Let's go." Travis hissed. They snuck out of the cabin and pulled of the gas masks to breathe in the fresh air.

"Finally!" Connor sighed. They ambled lazily back to their cabin, yawning.

Their work was done.

...

Piper McLean's eyes snapped open as she twitched her lips into a smile.

Getting up quietly, she grabbed a nearby drachma off a dresser; Lacy wouldn't mind. A lamp and one of the ever-present mirrors provided a makeshift rainbow.

"Iris, accept my offering." She threw it into the light. "Will Solace."

The rainbow shifted to reveal the sleeping boy, drool leaking out of the corner of his mouth.

"Will!" Piper hissed. He awoke with a start and blinked blearily at her.

"Wha-"

"Travis and Connor have tried-tried-to prank us. Probably for playing Justin Beiber-why the Hades is it my cabin that plays the stupid music?" Piper ranted. Will cleared his throat.

"And I mean, one actually good song would be nice-oh, right. What d'you say to a little pranking of our own?"

Will's face lit up in an evil grin. "Get some people-I'm there."

...

The next morning, the Aphrodite girls (and guys) looked as flawless as ever, the Apollo kids woke up early, and the Stoll brothers were very confused as to why they woke up in the lake with Justin Beiber playing loudly from the camp.

Sorry about my non-updating, school started :(

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