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Alfred x Matthew

Rated: T


Video Games

can be very misleading


"The food is ready!" Arthur called out, expecting to hear the eager pounding of footsteps, though nothing came. He frowned, his thick brow twitching when he realised just what his adopted twin boys were probably doing.

"Damn Francis, letting them play those bloody video games!" Arthur muttered with irritation, stomping up the stairs and ready to just snap. He had worked hard to make an edible dinner that night, and Alfred and Matthew were too busy playing video games?

No way in hell!

Arthur stopped in front of the door, his fist ready to pound on the door. However, he stopped only an inch away as two hushed voices whispered rather loudly.

"We should do that again, Mattie!" That was definitely Alfred...

"Are you sure? You look kinda tired... especially after what we just did." Matthew's voice was quiet and full of concern.

"Me, tired? No way! This is really fun!"

"Are you sure?"

"Yep, let's go for another round! Hey, you need to do me first! Turn me on!"

"Like before, right? I go up and down..."

"Yes, do that again! That's really good!"

"Do I go in here?"

"No, don't go through that hole! Go through the other one! Yes, you're so good for your first time, Mattie!"

"You think so?"

"Yeah, of course! I've played with this thing like a million times before!" Alfred sounded more and more breathless as the seconds went by, "That's good! Go higher! Just a bit higher, you're almost there! Higher, just a bit further now!"

"Hey, do you think that Dad would join in with us?"

Arthur could not help but choke and felt his face heat up at Matthew's innocent voice.

"Ha! As if, the old man's way too stuck up! But, maybe Papa would join us..."

Arthur had enough with the suggestion of Francis joining in...

"What the bloody hell is going on here?" Arthur snapped, kicking down the door and expecting to see something explicit going on, "I won't tolerate incest in my house!"

Alfred and Matthew stared wide-eyed at them, a portable hand-held gaming system was held in both their hands...

"O-oh, don't mind me!" Arthur stuttered, seeing his epic mistake, "The food is ready, boys!" And with that, Arthur high-tailed it back downstairs, ready to ban video games from his house for good.

Alfred blinked and then glanced back at the equally shocked Matthew.

"I guess we shouldn't really tell Dad about us, then..."