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America x Canada
Rated: T
Present
Nations shouldn't make a good one
England's accented faded words were the last thing Canada heard before his heavy eyelids shut on their own, "Bloody hell! We didn't have to drug the poor lad's cup of tea!"
"Ohon~hon~hoh!" France smirked, easily and eagerly disrobing his former colony, "L'Amerique will be thankful, non?" France eyed the now-naked nation eagerly, though England's sharp fist broke him out of his disturbing daydreams.
"Where is the bloody ribbon?" England demanded, rolling his eyes and sighing, "Why do I even bother?" He muttered to himself as France came out with a flashy ribbon, "I'll do it. You'll just molest the poor boy."
'America had bloody appreciate this!'
~00~
"Well, Iggy? What'd you get me?" America demanded, looking childishly excited that England had a hard time holding back a smile. Ahh ~ those good old days back when America still depended on him... "Heeello, Dude?" Scratch those fucking fond memories! "I wanna show it to Mattie when he comes over later!"
"We had decided to go in on a gift for you, L'Amerique," France said in his suave voice, saving America a punch to the face from England, "It is in your room."
"Sweet!" America grinned brightly, flashing off to his room and completely missing how England simply sighed and shook his blond head in pity for the poor Canadian.
France simply smirked and patted the Brit on his shoulder, "As L'Amerique will undoubtedly be busy with Matthieu for the next while, why don't I give you my present."
England didn't stand a chance as France pounced on him, despite loud protests...
~00~
'It had better top Japan's gift,' America thought, though he rolled his eyes because England was never thoughtful enough to get something good, 'But France went in on it, so it must be expensive!' America grinned childishly and eagerly pushed his door open to see what his Christmas present was.
...
Well, it something he wasn't expecting...
"..."
"Alfred," Canada cried out, struggling with the ribbon that had been strategically placed on his lean body (a body that just so happened to be gloriously naked except for that ribbon), "I don't know what's going on!" Canada struggled to get his tied hands free as America smirked, casually walking up to the bed and staring at his Canadian brother, "I was just drinking tea with Arthur and Francis and–"
America tuned Canada out as he looked appreciatively at his gift.
'Oh, yeah. England and France's gift definitely tops Japan's this year.'
Ahh ~ Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all X3