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Alfred x Matthew, Katyusha x Matthew
Rated: T
It's Cougar Time
It's getting harder and harder to resist
"A-and I will appreciate it if you accept, yes?" Katyusha stuttered, looking away from the young boy who was probably fifteen years younger than herself, "I am not pressuring you?"
Matthew blushed, biting his lip as the accented English sounded on his ears, "Katyusha," He sighed, very, very tempted to yes, but something was holding him back, "A date, it sounds–!" He jumped as an arm wrapped tightly around his shoulders.
"Mattie!" Alfred grinned, looking smugly towards Katyusha behind his steel-rimmed glasses, "Are you getting for our date?" He said loudly, making sure that the beautiful blonde Ukrainian woman heard him loud and clearly. He did not feel any remorse as Katyusha frowned heavily, clearly upset with his interruption.
"Alfred!" Matthew hissed, glaring at his long-time friend, "What the hell are you doing?" He growled lowly, flushing red in mortification because Alfred had totally embarrassed him in front of his potential girlfriend (even if she was many years older than him).
"Did you forget about our date?" Alfred said casually, feeling a tiny bit guilty as small tears filled Katyusha's blue eyes.
"Oh, Matvey – I did not know you were taken," Katyusha apologised profusely, "I am sorry for bothering you!" And with that, the Ukrainian fled with the sound of her large bouncing breasts.
"Alfred..." Matthew clenched his teeth, feeling his anger reach his peak, "How could–?"
"I'm protecting you, Mattie!" Alfred said with determination, "I know Ivan will beat you shitless if you date Katyusha."
'And besides, Mattie,' Alfred thought with a fond grin, 'You're supposed to be mine, not hers!'