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Live and Let Fry or Dial A for Arson

Narrator: Well, our heroes' vacation in Moosylvania seems to be going smoothly.

Chauncey: If you don't count Stokey the Bear.

Narrator: Right, except for Stokey the Bear. Stokey is a seven hundred pound bear who wears a Mountie hat. But his most distinguishing feature is his habit of randomly starting fires, which caused a lot of trouble for a certain moronic Mountie, not to mention the censors.

Rocky: Wait a minute, wasn't Stokey in a Dudley Do-Right episode?

Stokey the Bear: I sure was! But I was only in one episode, and didn't show up again for years. I'm not sure why, but it might have something to do with my habit.

Edgar: Wow, really? Who would have guessed?

Narrator: Luckily his arsonous plans are thwarted when it starts to rain.

Bullwinkle: Is arsonous a real word?

Narrator: No, not really.

Bullwinkle: Anyway, this rainfall sure is convenient.

Snidely Whiplash: Oh curses, foiled again!

All: Snidely Whiplash?

Snidely: Yes, it is I, Snidely Whiplash!

Rocky: What are you doing here?

Bullwinkle: Yeah, usually you're tying Nell to the railroad tracks or somethin'.

Snidely: I was hired by a certain someone to get rid of a "Moose and Squirrel".

Rocky: That "certain someone" was Fearless Leader, right?

Snidely: Yeah. And Stokey is one of my rarely used lackeys. In fact, this bear was supposed to start a fire.

Stokey: I can explain, boss. It started to rain, and starting a fire when it's raining wouldn't work.

Snidely: You're right. Oh well, we can always bother Do-Right and his friends instead.

Snidely disappears in the trees and looks for Dudley. Stokey follows him.

Narrator: Meanwhile, Fearless Leader and Mr. Big are plotting in an undisclosed location in an unknown jungle. But the mosquitoes are rampant in this type of climate. Coincidentally, it also happens to be raining.

Mr. Big: You couldn't afford a war room?

Fearless Leader: Pottsylvania has had a lot of budget cuts recently. Besides, a deep, dark jungle is very atmospheric. I thought you enjoyed tropical weather.

Mr. Big: You despise me, don't you?

Fearless Leader: Yes, you're right. Now, our plan to invade Moosylvania is to use this newly discovered secret formula, which is capable of-

Mr. Big: Wait, we are being spied on!

Narrator: Really? I don't see anyone else here...

They are both looking at the narrator.

Narrator: ...Oh, I get it. I'm the "intruder", right?

Mr. Big: Get lost!

Narrator: Okay, fine. I know when I'm not wanted-

Fearless Leader: Shut up or we will arrest you!

Narrator: Sorry.

Narrator: Our heroes bravely dealt with Snidely Whiplash and Stokey the Bear by being very lucky that it rained.

Bullwinkle: I guess we really rained on their parade!

His friends roll their eyes.

Bullwinkle: What? I thought that pun was pretty good.

Narrator: Bullwinkle's pun is debatable, but the rainfall was pretty good. But now they know that Fearless Leader is once again attempting to invade Moosylvania.

Bullwinkle: At least someone likes my island.

Rocky: What's his plan, Mr. Narrator?

Narrator: I don't know.

Chauncey: Are you hiding something from us?

Narrator: No. Fearless Leader and Mr. Big forced me to leave before they revealed what their new secret formula does. They said they would arrest me.

Edgar: He's probably telling the truth, Chauncey. That sounds like something Fearless Leader would do.

Rocky: I agree. We shouldn't be too suspicious.

Bullwinkle: But Rocky, you frequently accuse people of being Boris and Natasha.

Rocky: That's because they usually are Boris and Natasha. Those two follow us everywhere.

Bullwinkle: You're exaggerating. I'll bet they're not tying to catch us as we speak.

Narrator: Bullwinkle lost that bet, because as they speak, Boris and Natasha are waiting for their boss to conclude his appointment with Mr Big. While impatiently waiting, the spies with short attention spans are searching for the Moose and Squirrel.

Natasha: Boris, do you think we will coincidentally find Moose and Squirrel in the same jungle?

Boris: We could, but I have something else in mind.

Natasha: What are you thinking of dollink?

Boris: We could use this place as our very own vacation spot! The scenery is great, and we will get a break for a change.

Natasha: But what about Fearless Leader?

Boris: He's busy with the appointment Mr. Big. They'll never notice that we left. In fact, we could try to return before they even notice.

Natasha: That's a wonderful idea, dollink!

Boris: Our adventure would be called, "Boris Badenov's Day Off".

Natasha: No, it should be, "Boris and Natasha's Day Off".

Boris: All right, we should leave right away.

Narrator: The dastardly duo head for the coastline. But they find something that is very shocking...

Boris and Natasha: Moose and Squirrel?

Rocky: Hokey Smoke!

Narrator: It turns out that Rocky and his friends and the no-goodniks are on the same island! Will our heroes escape from the scheming spies? And what is the new secret formula capable of? Stay tuned for, "Boris and Natasha's Day Off" or "The Moose who Knew too Little".