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Boris and Natasha's Day Off or The Moose who Knew too Little

Narrator: The island of Moosylvania is being ravaged by a rainstorm.

Bullwinkle: I wouldn't say ravaged. The rainstorm isn't really that bad.

He hears thunder and lightning.

Narrator: All right, now your island is being ravaged by a thunderstorm. But thunder and lightning aren't the only potential dangers our heroes have to worry about.

Natasha: We have found Moose and Squirrel!

Boris: And now we are going to keel them!

Narrator: You guessed it. Our heroes and no-goodniks are on the same island! That's pretty shocking, right? Haha. "Shocking". Get it?

Everyone rolls their eyes.

Narrator: ...Fine. Be that way.

Rocky: I knew you were trying to invade Moosylvania!

Natasha: Moosylvania? What are you talking about?

Edgar: It's pretty obvious that we're in Moosylvania. There's the governor.

Bullwinkle: Hello there, fellow Moosylvanians!

Boris: Oh, no! You're the governor of this place?

Bullwinkle: I sure am! After all, it is called Moosylvania.

Chauncey: So what are you two going to do to us?

Boris: We are going to blow all of you sky high with explosives!

Natasha: Boris dollink, we didn't bring any explosives when we ran off to take a vacation.

Boris: Raskolnikov! I guess we'll have to retreat. For now...

Narrator: I don't now if they're conspiring a new way to eliminate our heroes or if they just want to take a vacation. Either way, even though the dastardly duo appeared to retreat, they'll have to watch out.

Bullwinkle: And them taking a vacation would be bad for us because...?

Edgar: Fearless Leader never gives anyone days off. Unless he "fires" them.

Rocky: He might follow them here, find out that we're on the island as well, and try to kill us.

Bullwinkle: Really? I can't allow that. It would be bad for tourism.

Narrator: While the governor's "advisers" try to get his prioritizes straightened out, Boris and Natasha are spying on them as usual.

Natasha: I have to admit, even though Moose is stupid, he really likes his island.

Boris: Yeah, with all the tourism stuff... wait a minute, that's it! I know exactly how we can keel Moose and Squirrel, and take a vacation at the same time!

Natasha: You are a genius, dollink!

Narrator: While Boris and Natasha set up a tourist trap, Fearless Leader is smart enough to notice that they are obviously missing.

Fearless Leader: Where are Badenov and Fatale? I need test subjects for my new secret formula!

Narrator: When searching for his comrades, he notices two cardboard cutouts.

Fearless Leader: That's them all right.

Narrator: On closer inspection, the standees are rather crude stick figures of the dastardly duo. After thoroughly cleaning his monocle, he assesses the situation.

Fearless Leader: Do those dummkopfs honestly think they can go AWOL and outsmart me? After all, I am their Fearless Leader.

He storms off and continues his search.

Fearless Leader: No wonder Boris and Natasha screwed up their mission in "Painting Theft". They wouldn't know art if it bit them in the-

Narrator: You can probably figure out what he said next. What are the capabilities of the new secret formula? What is Boris and Natasha's tourist trap? And what will Fearless Leader do when he finds the slacker spies? Stay tuned for "Cruise Control" or "Lord of the Spies"