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Cruise Control or Lord of the Spies
Narrator: Our heroes managed to deal with no-goodniks Boris and Natasha when the dastardly duo ran off to come up with a plan to "keel Moose and Squirrel". So far they have got out of every predicament by being very lucky. However, since it is known that the no-goodniks and their Fearless Leader are attempting yet another invasion of Moosylvania, they'll have to be careful.
Edgar: There's something you don't see every day, Chauncey.
Chauncey: What's that, Edgar?
Edgar: Tourism in Moosylvania.
Bullwinkle: Gosh, my country has my first tourist!
Narrator: At the beach, our gullible governor welcomes the first tourist to his country ever. And he owned this island for many years, too. Sad, I know.
Bullwinkle: Greetings, Mr. Tourist!
"Tourist": Hello. I am a friendly, not evil tourist.
Rocky: You look kind of familiar.
Boris: Do I look like Boris Badenov to you?
Rocky: Yes, I- wait a minute, how do you know who I was thinking of?
Boris: I, uh... guessed?
Bullwinkle: Sounds legit to me.
Rocky: If you're a "tourist", why are you at the beach when it's raining?
Boris: ...You know, that is a very good question, Squirrel!
Rocky: I knew it! You're Boris Badenov!
Boris: Fine, you win. I should have used a better disguise, but all I had was a typical Hawaiian shirt, shorts, and a camera.
He takes a picture of Bullwinkle and Rocky.
Boris: See you later, Moose and Squirrel!
He runs off into the trees.
Rocky: That was weird. Usually he tries to kill us. What is he up to now?
Natasha: Did you get the picture, dollink?
Boris: Of course I understand the plan. I thought of it in the first place.
Natasha: I was talking about the photograph of Moose and Squirrel.
Boris: Oh, right. They are very gullible. When we show this to Fearless Leader, he will give us a raise for sure!
Fearless Leader: Are you implying that I am gullible, Badenov?
Natasha: Fearless Leader? How did you find us skipping work- uh, trying to invade Moosylvania?
Fearless Leader: I was not fooled by the cardboard cutout standees.
Boris: I thought we did a good job on those-
Fearless Leader: Get back to work!
Boris: Fearless Leader, have you seen our schedule recently?
Boris and Natasha get out a large calendar. Fearless Leader reads it.
Fearless Leader: "Today- Keel Moose and Squirrel. Tomorrow- Keel Moose and Squirrel. Next week- Keel Moose and Squirrel."
He flips through the calendar pages.
Fearless Leader: Your plans say "Keel Moose and Squirrel" through the whole calendar.
Natasha: You always order us to kill Moose and Squirrel.
Fearless Leader: Obviously.
Boris: We don't have any vacations planned. So we thought we'd take a day off and get rid of them later.
Fearless Leader: You two should know me by now. I never give days off. Now get rid of Moose and Squirrel before I arrest and shoot you!
Boris and Natasha run off. He throws away the calendar.
Fearless Leader: And learn how to spell!
Narrator: Motivated by their boss to "keel" Moose and Squirrel, and improve their spelling, Boris and Natasha once again pursue our heroes.
Bullwinkle: What are they gonna do? Send a Jaguaro after us?
Rocky: A what? For some reason it sounds like a mystery to solve.
Bullwinkle: Think we should split up to look for clues?
Rocky: With Boris and Natasha on the island, splitting up right now isn't exactly a good idea.
Bullwinkle: Chauncey and Edgar split up somewhere earlier. They're out searching for the elusive Jaguaro.
Narrator: Somehow I doubt it. They're really trying to get out of the rain.
Edgar: Good Grief!
Chauncey: We're stranded on a jungle island with psychotic villains, a goofy governor who can't protect us from said villains, and Captain Peachfuzz.
Edgar: Not Captain Peachfuzz...
Narrator: The unwilling castaways are right. Judging by the overgrown plants everywhere that makes this place look like a jungle, the municipally inexperienced moose hasn't really gotten the hang of learning how to manage his own island. Or his guests and tourists. In fact, Bullwinkle can't even seem to save himself because Rocky and himself are once again faced by Boris and Natasha. And this time they are captured!
Boris: Hahahaha! You won't escape us this time, Moose and Squirrel! This is a pirate raid!
Bullwinkle: But you're not pirates.
Natasha: That won't stop us from making you walk the plank.
Rocky: What plank?
Narrator: The pseudo pirates have a wooded plank set up over water that is infested with sharks!
Rocky: Hokey Smoke!
Bullwinkle: You're overreacting to this.
Rocky: What?! But we're going to be eaten by sharks!
Bullwinkle: At least they didn't go crazy and chase us with pointy sticks.
Narrator: I'd still call them crazy, even if they don't have pointy sticks. Stay tuned for "The Fin Diver" or "The Sharkshank Redemption".