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The Fin Diver or The Sharkshank Redemption
Narrator: Our heroes' vacation in Moosylvania has gone haywire. They have been captured by Boris and Natasha, who are following Fearless Leader in his plot to invade the island. The isolation is making them act strange. This is evident because they're in pirate costumes and trying to make the Moose and Squirrel walk the plank.
Rocky: Boris and Natasha are always acting strange.
Bullwinkle: What are you crazy crooks up to this time?
Natasha: Didn't you hear what the narrator said? We are trying to invade your island.
Boris: And we're not crazy! You should be grateful that we didn't chase you with pointy sticks.
Bullwinkle: Rocky, I think we'd be better off being captured by a Jaguaro.
Boris: A what?
Rocky: It's a long story.
Narrator: Luckily the shipwrecked supporting characters, Edgar and Chauncey, are going to save the day! I hope.
Boris: Not if I can help it! I order you to walk off the plank into ye shark infested waters! Arrr!
He shoves the tied up duo off the plank.
Boris: How was my pirate impression, Natasha?
Natasha: Fearless Leader will be proud, dollink.
Narrator: The crazy crooks' even crazier general happens to show up.
Fearless Leader: Proud? Bah! You sound as intimidating as Captain Peachfuzz. And where is your parrot?
Boris: I left it at the cleaners?
Narrator: Meanwhile, at the Pottsylvanian laundromat...
A parrot is in a washing machine.
Boris's Pet Parrot: Squawk! Polly want a Moose and Squirrel!
Narrator: ...And now back to our story.
Natasha: Moose and Squirrel are now shark bait.
Fearless Leader: If Moose and Squirrel really fell into the shark infested waters, shouldn't there at least be a splash sound effect?
Boris: ...Budget cuts?
Fearless Leader: Don't give me any stupid excuses. We have enough money to afford sound effects.
Boris: Aw, phooey! I sure it would convince you...
Fearless Leader: Badenov, you dummkopf!
Natasha: If they didn't fall in the ocean, then what happened to Moose and Squirrel?
Narrator: That's a good question. Actually the moose and squirrel luckily got caught on a tree branch on the side of the cliff.
Rocky: That was close.
Bullwinkle: A little bit too close if ya ask me.
Rocky: Really? Why?
A shark jumps out of the water and snaps at them.
Bullwinkle: Does that answer you question?
Narrator: After untying the ropes, they carefully climb down the tree and are on the narrow ridge. They'll have to carefully move to safer ground.
Rocky: Or I could just fly to safety.
Narrator: I guess that would work, too.
Narrator: He picks up Bullwinkle and flies to safety.
They land in an empty town near the island's shoreline. The is a sign that says "Welcome to Hornwallis".
Rocky: Your country has strange town names.
Bullwinkle: All to make this place unique to tourists. Say, speaking of tourists, I wonder what my first two tourists are up to...
Narrator: They're still on the cliff with a pirate plank.
Boris: Well, another good day is done.
Natasha: Yes, dollink. We keeled Moose and Squirrel.
Fearless Leader: I highly doubt that.
Boris: But Fearless Leader, you have been ordering us to keel Moose and Squirrel for a long time, and we finally did it!
Fearless Leader: I'm telling you, if you really "keeled" Moose and Squirrel, then why wasn't there a splash?
Boris: You want a splash? Fine. I'll give you a splash.
He jumps off the cliff into the water below.
*SPLASH*
Boris: There! Are you happy now?
Fearless Leader: I am satisfied.
Boris: Because I made the splash sound effect that you wanted?
Fearless Leader: No, because you are about to be chased by sharks. Heheheheheh...
Boris: Oh, no-
He is surrounded by sharks.
Boris: Raskolnikov!
Narrator: Boris frantically swims away from the sharks and reaches dry land. Natasha and Fearless Leader meet up with him at the shore, and they notice an almost deserted town. I'll bet you viewers know which one they're looking at.
Boris: A village that belongs to Moose!
Natasha: Why are you excited? Everything on this island belongs to Moose.
Boris: This cannon sure doesn't!
Narrator: It turns out that Boris hid a giant cannon behind a thicket.
Boris: We will use it to blow up and pillage the village. Arrr!
Fearless Leader: There goes your stupid pirate impression again...
Boris: Well, I happen to like my impression, and you can't stop me.
Fearless Leader: Oh, really? How about I make you walk off your own plank?
Boris: Okay, fine. You drive a hard bargain.
Narrator: Even with Boris's pirate impersonation out of the way, now a booming cannon is in the way of our heroes. To find out if they are unscathed, be sure to stay tuned for "Isle of the Dread" or "We had a Blast".