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Ch.2: Bad News, Flynn-Fletchers
Phineas and Ferb's parents, Linda and Lawrence, weren't usually the bearers of bad news. Their mom had orange hair like their sister, white shirt covered by an orange one, blue earrings, and a headband in her hair. Candace always called her when her brothers did something, but for some reason, she has never seen all, but the ones she had seen weren't same thing Candace saw, like it would be smaller, or blocked by something, or misinterpreted.
Their father had brown hair, glasses, a white shirt with a collar, blue jeans, and patch on his shirt. Unlike his wife, he has actually seen some of the boys' devices like their monster truck and flying carpet, but didn't mind it too much because he thought the boys' had their mother's permission.
The five gathered around the kitchen table, while Buford, Isabella, and Baljeet were trying to eavesdrop.
"So what is it you guys wanted to talk about?" Phineas asked.
"Well, we've been hiding something from you. We wanted to tell you, but we didn't want you to worry." explainedLawrence.
"What are you talking about? Ferb and I wouldn't freak out." Phineas asked.
"Well, we know you two would take the news normally, but Candace tends to-"
SLAM!
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
The family turned to see Candace run in with a huge smile on her face.
"YES YES YES! I GOT MY LICENSE!" she cheered. "WHOO-HOO! This is the greatest day of my life. Or at least until Jeremy-" That's when she realized everyone in the kitchen, looking somber. "What did I miss?"
"Nothing, honey. We were just about to tell the boys some bad news." said Linda.
"TELL US ALREADY!" yelled Buford.
There was an awkward silence and then Baljeet lied, "Uhh, please ignore that. Buford is just...watching a Spanish soap opera. Um yes, please. Tell her why you like her! Oh no, a soccer game came on. Oh well."
Their mom resumed, "Anyway, we have some bad news for you. We didn't tell you because we didn't you up to go to school this year. We haven't signed you up to go to school inDanvillethis year because-"
"WHAT? Why would you do this? I need to go to school with Jeremy! How else is he going to ask me to prom? How are we supposed to see each other? I can't go to the slushy dog every day, or else people might think I'm fat or something!"
"That won't be a problem, sadly. You aren't going to school here because we aren't going to be living here. We're moving."
"WHAT!" Phineas and Candace exclaimed at the same time.
"WHAAAAT!" screamed Baljeet, Buford, and Isabella.
"Uh, the show came back on." lied Baljeet again.
"What do you mean move?" Candace asked.
"We just think it's better for you kids. We just think you kids should have a better education, and the schools here can't provide it. With budget cuts, lay-offs, and poor renovations, I'm surprised it hasn't collapsed." said Linda.
"Well, Buford has been finding new places to stick his chewed gum." said Ferb, trying to lighten the mood.
*Cricket* *Cricket*
"Nice try, Ferb. I thought it was funny." said Phineas.
"We've been planning this for awhile, and the only reason we haven't moved sooner was because we wanted you kids to enjoy your summer with your friends one last time. But with the store "gone", I'm afraid we're going to have to move sooner."
"We can't leave! All my friends are here." Said Candace
"I'm sorry Candace, but it's final. We're leavingDanvilleand moving to a new city." said Linda.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" shouted Isabella, Buford, and Baljeet.
"Ummm, okay, we were listening to that part." admitted Baljeet.
"Okay, we understand." said Phineas, and Ferb nodded in agreement.
"Thank you boys, for understanding."
"NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! MY LIFE IS OVER!" cried Candace, as she ran to her room.
"We better try and calm her down." saidLawrence.
"Yes. Dinner will be a little late, boys. This may take a while." said Linda.
"Oh man, if Candace is taking the news this hard, I wonder how Steve is going to take it. And Perry? Hey, where is Perry?" Phineas asked.
Perry was not in a good mood. In one day, he had smashed his nemesis's heart, broken his trust, and hurt in than any inator could.
Perry had done a lot of things for OWCA that he regretted: dressing up as a magpie, left Doofenshmirtz for dead at the hands of one of his robots, but this was by far the worst. Perry couldn't help but wonder if maybe this was crossing the line. He wished he could do something make amends, but from Doofenshmirtz's reaction, he didn't want to he even think about him.
The elevator stopped and he got out on the floor his secret lair was on. On his way home from Dr. Doofenshmirtz's lair, he got a message from Major Monogram telling him to return at once. He sat in his chair, feeling more ashamed of himself than ever. He hoped that he would never have to do something like that again.
Major Monogram appeared and said "Great job, Agent P. I know it seems bad, but now Doofenshmirtz might finally give up evil."
Perry thought differently. Dr. Doofenshmirtz looked like he wanted to throw Perry off the balcony, parachute-less.
"Unfortunately, we have something more shocking and important. This data is top-secret, and could ruin OWCA forever. Agent P, your cover's been blown."
When he heard that, Perry's eyes nearly popped out of his head. How could his cover been blown? He had always been careful ever since his adventure into the 2nd Dimension with his owners, even though he did like being with Phineas and Ferb as an agent. Perry was mostly worried about what would happen to them.
"That's right, thanks to Carl for informing me of this situation, we know that someone knows you're a secret agent, and it wasn't recent. Earlier this summer, someone close to the Flynn-Fletcher family found out your secret and has known for months. Why this person hasn't spilled their guts, we don't know. What we do know, is that they are a threat to the agency. I think it's clear what you need to do. Find the individual that has discovered your secret identity, Agent P"
Perry felt uneasy when he heard it was someone close to his owner's family. He just hoped that it wouldn't be too severe.
"Unfortunately, since the individual has known for months, we do not know how long they have known, so we can't erase their memory. Our only option is to find them, and relocate them and erase them from your owner's memories. Here is a photo of the individual."
The picture popped out and Perry was shocked. This was the most shocking thing he had ever seen, and the thought of removing that person from his owner's lives was horrifying.
"So good luck Agent P. Uh Agent P, you didn't salute." Major Monogram said.
Perry sat there, thinking about what he was asked to do. He had ruined one life, but he wasn't about to do it again. He got up, folded his arms, and shook his head.
"WHAT! Are you actually refusing to accept this mission?" he asked.
"What's gotten into you?" Carl asked off-screen.
The individual they wanted him to capture was very close to his owners. His target was very important in his owner's life, even though Perry didn't know the person too much. Perry knew that removing that person from his owner's lives, would cause more damage than having his secret revealed.
"Agent P, I order you to find this person and bring them back here now!"
Perry stayed the same.
"Agent P, if you don't do what I say right now, you will be fired and discharged!"
Perry took his hat off and sneering at the monitor, threw it at the screen and stormed into the elevator.
"Agent P? AGENT P!" Major Monogram shouted.
"Sir, I don't think he's coming back. And you were probably too hard on him." said Carl.
"Carl. Do you realize what just happened? Our best agent is now rouge"
"He's probably just at his owner's home, sir."
"I know that! But now we're going to have to find someone to catch him AND the person who knows his secret."
"Should I send a SWAT team?"
"No, he'll expect that. And he's too good. He'll beat them easily."
"I'll alert the other agents."
"Oh no, not just them. I want all of our divisions and every other agency out there to know that Agent P is rouge."
"That might take a while."
"JUST DO IT!"
"Eeep."
Perry went into pet mode, and after exiting the elevator, headed inside, where Phineas, Ferb and their friends were moping on the couch.
"Oh, there you are Perry." said Phineas, less energetically than usual. "I hope you had a better day than us. Because we just found out we're moving."
Perry had known about this for awhile, mainly because Phineas and Ferb's parents didn't mind talking about personal affairs when he was in the room.
"Grrrrlrrdlrdlrdlrdlrldrl." he growled.
"Yeah, I'm going to miss this place too, pal." Phineas said.
"I don't see why you are moping, this is a joyous thing. You will be at a more advanced school than us. I'm actually jealous of you." said Baljeet.
"Yeah, but we won't be able to see you guys again."
"I value our friendship as well, but this is an opportunity of a lifetime. School is the best time of the year." said Baljeet.
"No it's not. It stinks. I don't see what there is to get excited about." Buford said.
"I was hoping you would say that. I have written a song that is based off a Christmas song that might explain how I feel."
(The tune "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" begins.)
Baljeet: It's the most, wonderful time: The school year.
It's the most, wonderful time: the school year.
Teacher's name's I'll be knowing
P.E. whistles are blowing.
And new locker smell I'll soon inhale.
We shall know all the facts
From the blowhole to back
Of a gigantic, huge blue hump-backed whaaaale!
It's the most, wonderful time: The School Year
It will start, start in the season of faaaall.
It will start, start in the season of faaaaaall.
I'll eat delicious mushed lunches.
From lunch ladies with hunches
That have hairnets, false teeth, and a mole.
Why can't you see all this fun?
From getting your homework done
It's worth being hung by a flag pole.
Take it Buford.
Buford: It's the fun, funnest time: The School year.
Baljeet: That's not a word.
Buford: It's the best, best-est seeeeea-son of all.
Baljeet: That's not a word either.
Buford: Forget this!
SCHOOL'S THE WORST, WORST TIME OF YEAR OF AAAAAAAAAAALL!
The song ends with Buford giving a wedgie to Baljeet.
"That really didn't help, Baljeet." said Phineas.
"Oh, okay." he said. Just then, Candace rushed into the room.
"TURNTHETVON! TURNTHETVON! TURNTHETVON! TURNTHETVON!" she said.
She grabbed the remote and turned the TV on.
"Sheesh, where's the fire?" Buford asked.
"Stacy just called and there's something super important on." she explained.
"And now, appearing a special news conference, is Mayor Roger Doofenshmirtz" said the announcer on TV. On the TV, Roger came out in front of a huge audience in front of a podium.
Roger Doofenshmirtz was the mayor ofDanville, and Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz's brother. Roger had always gotten everything Heinz wanted, from boys' clothes to his parent's affection. He had pointy nose like his brother, but was more charming and handsome, popular, wore glasses, neat brown hair, a green suit, a strong body, and had perfect posture.
"My fellow Danvillians, it brings me great sorrow as I bring you all bad news" he announced. "As you are all aware, the schools inDanvilleare deplorable and are in constant need of fixing, from the elementaries to the high schools. I have set up a fund that was to be used to fix those schools up and look brand new."
"Hey, maybe there's still hope." Phineas said to Ferb.
"But sadly, due to a sudden attack on our town by a madman, who we are still looking for, the town is in desperate need of cleaning up. And as I promised when I accepted the key to the city "I shall keep these streets clean"! So, to pay for the damages, I am forced to use the fund for schools and whatever money the schools had left."
"WHAT!" Phineas and everyone except Ferb yelled.
"Unfortunately, since we have to take so much money from the schools, I'm afraid we will have to close them down. However, I am in the process of talking with the school board to find some way to get some money into the schools, but the situation looks bleak. But, things can change, but we will have an answer at the end of the week, where it will be put to a vote. We shall vote on whether we close the remaining schools in the Tri-State Area."
"So, that means I won't go to school?" Baljeet asked. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Awesome! No school!" said Buford.
"But where are we supposed to go to school? I will have to move."
"I think I might have to move too." realized Isabella.
"Me too." Buford said.
"So, this might be the last week we'll ever see each other again." Phineas said.
Everyone just sat their in silence, not knowing what to say.
Doofenshmirtz Evil In-corpor-a-teeeeed
Knock knock!
"I'm busy!" shouted Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Norm came into Dr. Doofenshmirtz's bedroom and found him watching TV.
"I just wanted to let you know your brother was on TV and he mentioned you blasting the town." Norm said.
"Yeah, yeah, that's great Norm. I'm kinda busy." Dr. Doofenshmirtz replied.
Norm leaned forward to see what Dr. Doofenshmirtz was doing.
"Watcha doin'?" he asked.
"I'm watching my old surveillance videos again to see if I can finally figure out Perry's weakness. So far... nothing. However I did learn a neat new trick. Whenever I see a platypus, I'm going to try and imagine him wearing a 1940 fedora, like Perry's, and then I'll know its Perry. In retrospect, I should have done this along time ago. Now leave, I'm starting a new video."
"Okay. Oh and apparently Vane-"
"I SAID LEAVE!"
Norm left and Dr. Doofenshmirtz started his next video. As the video started, it showed him practicing his speech for Perry the Platypus on a dummy while Norm made a buffet table, just like every other day. But something was off.
"Wait a second, something's weird." he said. He hit rewind and started again.
"Now, Perry the Platypus, quake in terror, as I punch a hole through to another dimension. Behold! The Other-Dimension..." said in the video.
"Sir!" Norm said in the video.
"What? What?"
"Hold on. Did I just say "Other-Dimensionanator" I don't remember that." he said. He hit fast forward and viewed what happened next.
"Time to give it a little test." The video showed him turning the machine on, and nothing happened. "Hmm. Well I just finished it, it can't be broken already." said the Doofenshmirtz in the video.
Just then, a giant shuttlecock comes out of nowhere and destroys it.
"Whoa whoa, where did that shuttlecock come from?" Doofenshmirtz wondered.
He fast forward and saw two kids come out. He stopped and hit play.
"Oh, that's cool! We can help you fix it. I'm Phineas and this is my brother Ferb." said the boy.
"Okay now that I would remember. So why don't I?" wondered Dr. Doofenshmirtz. "What else is on this tape?" he wondered. He hit play and watched the entire video.
He watched as Perry came in, then a platypus came, it peed on his couch, they went into another dimension, nothing for a couple hours, then he comes back with an eye patch and beard, then a huge army of robots, he got beaten by a boy, he was about to crush Perry and the boys with a robot, then another him came in, or the original he couldn't tell, then Major Monogram came in saying something about wiping everyone's memory, then he tried to run, then he got captured, then he tried running again, then he got recaptured and put in a straight jacket, and then returned home acting like nothing happened.
"Okay, I think I would have remembered this. And why are there so many platypi? And why are there two platypuses named "Perry". Wait a minute." he realized. He hit rewind and went back to when Perry came in, disappeared, and the boy found him and hit play.
"Yeah, he's our pet platypus." said the boy.
He hit rewind again.
"He's our pet platypus."
Rewind.
"Our pet platypus." After doing this for half an hour, Dr. Doofenshmirtz tried the trick he learned and tried picturing the boy's platypus with a fedora.
1 hour later...
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" he screamed.
Norm rushed in quickly and asked "Sir, what's wrong?"
"I just figured out Perry has two owners. And I went to another dimension. Did you know about this?" Dr. Doofenshmirtz asked.
"Yes. Yes I did."
"Well why didn't you remind me?"
"I thought you used your Remember-inator."
"I never built a Remember-inator."
"Yes you did. See." Norm opened up a compartment in his back and pulled out a fancy ray gun labeled "Remember-inator". "You kept losing the remote between the sofa cushions and built this to remember where you last had it."
"Well, why don't I remember building it?"
"It was the same day you built the Amnesia-inator and I found this in between the sofa cushions, along with the remote."
"Give it here. Not the remote, the Remember-Inator." yelled Dr. Doofenshmirtz. He held it to his head and fired.
ZAP!
"YAAOW! Ow, now I remember that it hurts when you use it. *Gasp* I remember. I REMEMBER! I remember that I built my first -inator in the 2nd grade. I know today's your birthday. And I remember that I went to another dimension with Perry's owners. *Gasp* Do you know what this means?" Dr. Doofenshmirtz asked.
"We're finally going to celebrate my birthday?" Norm asked.
"No! I know Perry's weakness: his owners. But where do they live?"
"Maybe they have their own secret lairs." Norm said.
"Secret lairs huh? That's it. Secret lairs have secrets! I finally know how to beat Perry and take over the Tri-State Area. But we're going to need help. Norm, I know what we're going to do today. I have some -inators to rebuild, and I need you to call a meeting of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. and find some "people" for me."
"What are you going to do?" Norm asked. "Get me a present?"
"Heck no, I'm going to... help a dear friend of mine. HA AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
End ofCh.2
Hope you like. Things are getting good, and in the next chapter, we'll have some old enemies return. PS2wizard out, peace!