A/N: Nya~ Sorry for the late update….I have been busy with other fics and I didn't know what to do next (writer's block was an ass, ne?). Also that damned thing called school, yeah. But now I know where this is going to so yeah…please read, enjoy and review thanks~

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Warning: Shounen ai and cursing (?)

Princess Prince

Yuujiroh felt his left eye twitch in irritation as he sat alone in Hyotei Gakuen's parlor. As much as he adored the room's lavish designs and expensive furniture…it would have been better if he was with someone, anyone (heck even that damned president Arisada would do) in this slightly (read: very) intimidating school. He sighed and closed his eyes. Why was he panicking again? He thought of what the president told him a few hours back…

"Ah, Yuujiroh-kun~ you'll be teaching Hyotei Gakuen of course! I believe that only you among the princesses are capable of handling such wonderful people." this was followed by a stifled giggle. He finished off with a "Fufufu~ you know you can't go on losing…that would just be a disgrace, ne? Think about it, Princess Yuujiroh loosing to the other weaker princesses in a show, especially to Mikoto-kun who loathes the princess program so very much…fufufufu."

Yes damn that evil president. He sighed for the second time and rolled his eyes. What part of 'angsty emo teen' does that no good ex-princess, not understand? He was not confident damn it…these confident smiles and gestures he made were supposed to be a wall that separated him from the rest…isolated him, made him, him. Unattainable and undefined Yuujiroh. "Oh well…I guess it's only Toru who gets me like that…"

But damn it…he just knew he was in for a lot of bullshit here. Fuck you again Arisada!

While Yuujiroh was thinking his brains out on the possibilities that would behold him later on today, Mikoto was having a hard time concentrating on not being noticed inside coach Ryuzaki's office. Yes he was trying in vain to vanish from his seat without anyone noticing him. The older lady was somewhat creepy for some reason, and no it was not the ever constant smile that reminded him of his sister that scared him, definitely not. His sister was more on the maniac side, while the coach was on the…'you're good enough' side smile. He didn't even get what he was thinking about. The second thing that made him want to banish was the tall stone faced teen who was currently talking to the coach. He was supposed to be the captain of the tennis team he'll be teaching 'things' to. What the hell were those things anyway? Cross dressing? Singing? Hell he was the worst of the three and they expected him to teach some group of middle school boys, who happen to live in sane grounds, (oh how wrong you are Mikoto!) meaning no cross dressing pretty boys to fill their fantasies! How would they understand his situation and all that comes after? He wasn't even willing damn it!

"It's for the good of everyone Mikoto-kun!" Arisada said in a sickly sweet tone. "But presid-"Arisada shut him up as he waved his fan in a little gesture and snapped his fingers. "It is also for the good of your grades too, Mikoto-kun!" With that said, he knew that evil president won. Was it even legal for any student council to have a say on your grades based on your character performance? Last time he checked those were two different matters, and then again the whole school was a different matter. He could only sigh as he watched Yuujiroh and Toru growl in frustration, see even those thick skinned bastards think that this fundraising quote and unquote teaching program was a crap load of stupid ideas. This wasn't going to work out well… He just knew it.

"Mikoto-kun, did you get our schedule then?" Ryuzaki-sensei asked with a cheerful smile, Tezuka looked at him with his usual stoic expression.

"Ah…yeah…Hyotei, Rikkaidai, Seigaku then Hyotei again, yadda yadda yadda, right sensei?" He said, trying to sound calm. He honestly didn't know what to expect from these people…they were so….so….different. (Read: He's different, not them.) He just hopes he doesn't come out like an idiot to them.

"Hn. Please follow me Mikoto-san, I'll introduce you to the team." Tezuka said. Mikoto gulped at the thought of meeting the rest of the "team". If everyone was like their captain…then he doesn't even know how he'll be able to teach them anything…or much less talk at all.

Once again, fuck you president Arisada, go to hell!

Now that we know what the two poor princesses are going through, let's take a glimpse on what the more err…fortunate of the three is experiencing. When I said more fortunate, I was referring to the fact that he wasn't cursing Arisada to the pits of hell, yet.

"So are you really sure, you're older than me? Cause you look really young, and I'm taller than you." blink.

"Ah...positive." smile.

"Bakaya, would you quit bugging the pretty sempai!" blink some more. 'what?'

"Well sempai, at least I don't gawk over pretty people~ You're so checking him out!" blush. 'oh hell no…'

"I dare you to say that again, puri." nod. 'please do make him stop…'

"Niou-kun! Please refrain from staring fights, Akaya-kun please don't poke into other people's business and Marui-kun, please refrain from provoking him. I'm really sorry for their behavior Toru-san." weary smile. "Thank you sane person!"

"Fine. I still say Marui-sempai's checking him out!"

"Puri…"

"Shut up Bakaya!"

"Akaya if you don't shut up, I'll tell on Sanada."

"Jackal-sempai's such an ass."

"No I'm not."

"Fine you're gay then."

"You're gay too Bakaya!"

"Shut up! At least I don't check out my sempais when I'm clearly beside my boyfriend."

"That's because you don't have a boyfriend, puri."

"I'm not checking out Toru-kun you idiot!"

"Marui-kun there's no need to shout. Please minna, show some restrain. I'm really sorry for their behavior Toru-san. They're usually…more restrained when our buchou and fuko-buchou is here…" passive nod. "Well that explains the silence awhile ago…"

"Ah it's okay...they're very…lively I guess." "I've met worse…."

"Hmnmm more like horny…"

"Shut up Bakaya!"

"Ahahahaa….." "on second thought….. I miss the guys already!"

"You probably think we're stupid don't you?"

"W-why would I think of such a thing?"

"Well you keep smiling even though I keep insisting that this gay guy's checking you out. On normal occasions I get told off all the time."

"NO Bakaya! It's because you ARE an idiot."

"I agree with Maru, puri."

"Shame, but it's true."

"Please refrain…actually I give up. Toru-san you can listen if you would, if the idiocy is too much to bear please just tune them out, thank you."

"Ah…well actually I don't think you guys are idiot…you're more on the amusing side per say…hehe." "Thank you for the advice o sane one…"

"I know right, we're so cute! Mura-buchou tells me I'm cute all the time!"

"Really, maybe it's because you're soooo fucking gullible, brat!"

"Hmmm Marui's on his PMS mode again Niou…"

"Jackal, you're his partner do something about it, puri."

"You're his boyfriend…I know you have a 'deeper' bond."

"Our bond is bound to the bed." twitch. "I'm not hearing anything- block. block!'

"Our bond is bound to the courts, only." twitch some more. "Blocking it away...blocking, blocking."

"Will you both shut up, I am not it PMS mode, nor do I have a mode like that. I am male; therefore I do not have Menstruation you dolts!" "Hearing nothing~ nothing at all…"

"Oh so the M meant menstruation…no wonder sempai's so pissed all the time. Oh what the others stand for." "blocking!"

"It's pimping sex Akaya~" "God these children are not talking about sex! No I am not hearing this, no! Yadda!"

"That's just wrong Haru! Would everybody shut the fuck up!"

"So it's….um…Pimping Menstrual Sex? I don't get it." closes eyes. "Noooo…I ain't hearing this."

"You don't have to, puri."

"I'm not part of this Yagyuu…"

"Toru-san…" "Hahaha….this is all president's fault fucking bastard."

"Oi pretty-sempai-kun…." "Blanko…blanko…crap…"

"I think he died…" "I hate you Arisada…"

"No he got aroused, puri." glare. "FUCK YOU ARISADA, GO DIE IS A HOLE!"

"Aww don't get him near me, I hate horny people."

"…puri."

"Please show some respect to your sempais minna, I'm sure Sanada won't be pleased…"

"Mah who cares about that guy, he has a stick in his ass, ya know?"

"I dare you to say that to him in his face Akaya."

"I dare you back!"

"I will facilitate this dare, puri. What are the terms?"

Toru could only sigh as he watched the team quarrel animatedly. Where was the innocence he was promised? Where? Damn that stupid Arisada, controlling everything. Even Sakamoto wasn't able to coerce that evil president into looking more into the terms of this fundraising thing.

"Ahh Toru-kun, you'll be getting Rikkaidai! You should be happy since they're a bunch of sweethearts!"

"Umm…no offence president but when it comes from you…it's not very reassuring…"

"Oh my dear Princess! That hurts my fragile little heart! My cousin Yukimura is the captain of the tennis team, and he himself always mentions how dear and innocent they are!"

"That's still not convincing…."

"I don't really care~"

"You're evil, president."

"You're so pretty Toru, but you're late…keep going now~ Ja~"

"Damn it!" sigh "At least I'll get to see Yuujiroh and Mikoto later…"

A/N: Soooooo well I updated teme! AFTER THE LONG PROCESS OF WAITING (yes even I waited- cuz fuck that school sucks!) I present you this shit. Thanks in advance for reviewing I love ya all. TEHEEEEE and sorry for the cursing, I just um….have a potty mouth and let's get real here, we're talking bout Arisada here! and wow I'm braindead ja ne!