I don't own Phineas and Ferb, but the song I made was my idea.

Ch. 9 Perry's Last Stand

It was Friday morning and Candace was on the phone with Stacy as she lay in bed.

"C'mon Stacy, I said I was sorry." said Candace.

"Yeah, but you still can't keep secrets from me." said Stacy.

"I don't."

"Oh yeah? You knew about a sea monster and you have a sleep over with another girl. A goth one, no less." Candace couldn't deny the last one. They did let Vanessa spend the night at her house, because Ferb highly recommended it.

"Look, I barely know her. I'm reeeaaally sorry; I won't keep any more secrets from you."

"... Fine. Just don't hide anything from me."

"Okay. Oh and speaking of hide, do you think you could watch Perry."

"... Okay, I'm hanging up now."

"NO NO NO NO NO! I need you to watch him while I everything ready for the Big Bust. And I can't have Phineas' pretend super villains trying to interrupt me."

"Ugh, fine, but I'm only doing this so your brothers can get the school running again."

"Thanks."

"*Groan*"

While Candace left to drop Perry off at Stacy's, Phineas was putting Phase Two in motion. The day earlier, he told everyone, including Jeremy, to call everyone they knew that was famous, talented, or would get people to come to the fair on Sunday.

(Music Montage)

Beep beep boop beep beep beep boop

Male Singer: If you're ever in a situation

Or just dealing with some frustration

Dial the numbers here

And call a peer

Baby who ya gonna call

Call, Call

Baby who ya gonna call

Call, call.

You could be on a big Game Show

Or just in traffic because of snow

Now don't go into denial

But before you dial

Baby who ya gonna call

Call, Call

Baby who ya gonna call

Call, call.

Now Phineas here

and Ferb as Well

Need to call up their friends

So they'll pick up their cell

The only thing now

Isn't if their call is missed

What we're going to find out now is

Who's on their calling list.

Phineas: Clive Addison

Candace: Glenda Wilkins

Buck Buckerson

Baljeet: Jeff McGarland!

Jeremy: My uncle Joe

Isabella: Pinhead Pierre

Phineas: Marty the Rabbit Boy

And his Musical Blender!

Candace: For some strange reason

I have the number a guy named Fred

A Contractor by the name of Harry

And the Giant Floating Baby Head?

Male Singer: So whether they're home

Or at the mall

They call everyone know

Be they big or small

The question still remains

Baby who ya gonna call

Call, Call

Baby who ya gonna call

Call, call.

Baby who ya gonna call!

*End Song*.

By now, it was 1:14 in the afternoon, and so far, no villain had tried to kidnap Perry. Perry was in Stacy's house and was taking a nap when there was a knock at the door. Stacy went to the door. When she got there, she met face to face with a tall, neatly dressed man with a briefcase, with a limo parked behind him.

"Hello, my name is... Bob." he said in a British accent. "We're looking for a mad platypus, have you seen any?"

"Why yes, yes I- wait, why do you need a platypus?" Stacy asked suspiciously.

"...Why do you want to know?"

"Because earlier this week I let three other strangers come into my house to look for a mad platypus and ended up stealing my mom's jewelry. Then again, they never said they were looking for a platypus and I just assumed, but any way why do you need him?"

"Um, uh, he has Platypus rabies?"

"... Okay come on in." she said innocently.

The British man came in and found Perry fast asleep on the couch. He threw his brief case and it instantly turned into a steel cage and trapped Perry. Perry awoke with a start and looked at the man. He instantly remembered him from earlier in the summer as Agent Double O 0.

"Well, we meet again Agent P." he said slyly.

"HEY WAIT A SECOND! No one with a British accent would call themself Bob. They'd call themself Robert." realized Stacy. Seeing his cover blown, the British man dashed to the door. Stacy kicked the cage out of his hand and landed outside. The door opened and Perry crawled out.

"RUN PERRY!" yelled Stacy.

Perry walked off and when he was far enough from Stacy, went into spy mode and ran.

Double O 0 turned his wrist communicator on and said "Attention, Agent P is on the loose. Get him now."

"Who are you talking too? Stacy asked.

Double O 0 shoved Stacy out of the way and jumped into his limo and drove off.

"Jerk. Wait, what he talking about Perry?" she said. She felt something missing. SHe touched her ear and noticed her earring was missing.

"HEY! GET BACK HERE!" she shouted.

Perry had snuck into a backyard with a swimming pool. Perry thought he was clear when-

*SHINK*

Perry stopped as a pool skimmer blocked his path while something else sharp poked his back.

He looked and saw that the pool skimmer was being held by Peter the Panda and the person behind him was Dennis the Rabbit, who poked him with the tip of a carrot which he proceeded to chew on. Perry was surprised that his least favorite agents were working together to stop him.

Thinking quickly, Perry rolled under the skimmer and kicked it so that Dennis got whacked in the nose. Perry saw a inflatable raft and inner tube floating in the pool behind him so he back flipped and landed perfectly on the raft.

Peter still had the skimmer and swatted at Perry. He easily ducked and avoided the swings. The next swing, Perry stopped the skimmer with his foot and pressed down so that the handle comically whacked Peter and skimmer landed in the pool.

Furious, Peter jumped on the raft with Perry and started attacking him with punches and kicks. Peter strikes a punch but Perry quickly ducks and delivers swipe kick, but Peter quickly jumped over it.

After wiping his nose of some blood, Dennis jumped onto the raft next to Peter, and pulled out a ray gun. Both Peter and Perry were shocked that he had one in the first place.

Peter tried to grab the ray gun, but Dennis resisted. As the two struggled, Perry rolled his eyes and whacked them with his beaver tail.

WHACK!

The two went flying and landed in a inner tube, trapping them both. Perry knew since they weren't semi-aquatic like him, they couldn't try to break free.

Perry ran out of the yard and proceeded to cross the street.

BEEP BEEP!

Perry looked and saw a limo head for him. Perry quickly leaped onto the top of the limo and balanced himself. He saw the moon roof and Agent Double O 0 popped out

"I should have known those two would let me down. Now it's just you and me." he said.

Perry pointed to the wheel, wondering who was driving.

"Oh don't worry, it's on auto pilot. Now, where were we?"

Perry surprised him with an uppercut. Double O 0 started kicking at Perry. Perry managed to slide under him and kick him in his back. He quickly turned around and started punching at him. Perry blocked his attacks, but he was having a hard time keeping up.

BOING BOING!

The two looked and saw something bouncing after their moving car. Perry could see it was Peter and Dennis, still trapped inside it. The inner tube continued bouncing until it bounced onto the top of the car. Dennis used a needle and it popped like a balloon, leaving Perry outnumbered three to one.

"I think it's time we ended this." said Double O 0. He reached into his pocket and pulled out... A PEN!

SLAP!

The was the sound of three animals face palming themselves.

"Oh don't look at me like that. It may look like a pen, but it's also ... A PENCIL!"

SLAP!

"Yes good for writing, undoing spelling errors, and distracting the enemy into a false sense of security with face palms." He pressed a button and a glob of ink drenched Perry. He tried to wipe it off, but he could barely move. "Yes, fascinating formula don't you think? Our scientists have been working on a formula that combines the stickyness of tar, bubblegum, and maple syrup into a sticky compound that only dissolves in water. But enough about that, time to bring back to-"

SCREEECH!

The car stopped suddenly at a red light, sending the three agents flying off. Perry couldn't help but smile a little.

Nearby, Stacy was on her roller skates trying to find Perry.

"Perry! Where are you? Well that didn't work, better try reverse psychology. Perry, don't come out wherever you are."

SMASH!

At that moment, Double O 0, Dennis, and Peter landed on Stacy.

"Reverse psychology hurts." moaned Stacy.

Perry noticed his tail was free and he saw the needle Dennis used. He hit it with his tail and the needle fell into the drivers seat, gently tapping the wheel, just as the light turned green. The car automatically went forward and the nudged wheel went left, right into the nearby car wash.

In a matter of seconds, Perry (and the limo) were clean and sparkling. He waved at Double O 0 as the car drove off.

As the four tried to get up, Double O 0 grumbled, "That is one crafty platypus."

Just then, a giant net was cast on them and they were all pulled into a truck that quickly drove off.

Perry watched as the truck drove off, worrying about what would happen to the captives, including Stacy. From inside, the captives wondered where they were.

"Ugh, what's going on?" Stacy asked.

A window opened up letting the driver be seen.

"Oh don't worry, you'll see. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AH HA!" laughed Rodney.

End of Ch.9

I'm sorry this is really short, but I'm going to make it up to you. I'll add the next chapter tonight (Or tomorrow at least), and it'll be funny. So, with this day over, only Saturday and Sunday are left before Phineas and Ferb can save the school and Doof starts his invasion. Get ready for CH. 10: The Suspense is Building