I don't own Phineas and Ferb. (However, I am getting married again, Mother. Love that joke from "Bullseye" I don't know why though.)

Ch. 10: The Suspense is Building

That Saturday morning, Phineas and Ferb brought all the teachers they recruited and showed them the school that they were going to be working at.

"Well it's... rustic." said Grandpa Flynn.

Phineas knew his Grandpa was trying to be nice, but even he had to admit the school looked... bad (and that's a compliment. To describe it, I would have to change the rating on this story to M+. Just, just take my word for it.)

"Hmmm, I guess it could some fixing up." said Phineas. "Ferb, I know what we're going to do today."

"I'll call the construction workers." said Ferb.

"Right. Now let's get to re-ferb-ishing." joked Phineas.

"... Hey, where's Perry?"

Perry was sleeping under the tree, or more like trying to sleep. He couldn't sleep because he was still thinking about Stacy and the other agents being kidnapped. He had to find some way to fix this and save them. Some how.

"BARK!"

Perry looked up and saw Pinky staring at him with his fedora on. Perry got into Agent mode, but Pinky raised his hand to signal him to stop and just gave him a device that resembled an old game boy with a video on it and a note. Pinky just nodded and ran back to Isabella's. Perry read the note and it said "Dear Agent P, this message was sent to OWCA last night. I'm pretty sure it's for you."

Perry was skeptic, but he trusted Pinky. He picked up it up and as soon as it started, Dr. Doofenshmirtz appeared.

"Attention Perry the Platypus, it's me. I know I said if I saw you, I'd destroy you, and I'm sure you've guessed that when I sent all those bad guys from my new L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. members after you. And those weren't all of them. Anyway, as you can see I've got some hostages here, see, see?"

The picture changed and showed Stacy, Peter the Panda, and Double O-O, who was in his underwear.

"See, check it out. Who's bad now? HAH! Anyway, all I ask is that you give me Perry in return and he tells me where his lair is. Huh, that seems fair right? Just send him over, whenever you want. No pressure. I mean, sure we'll feed them to something. I don't know, maybe a crocodile or a Goozim. See ya soon. Oh, and just to be clear, I am not hoping you come. I only want you here to so I can get to your secret lair. Bye."

The video ended and Perry was left with a lot to think about.

1 hour later...

Back at...

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporateeeed!

The other scientists and villain were planning their attack for tomorrow, while Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Norm were hiding in Vanessa's room.

"Ugh, I'm starting to miss the old days." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

"With Perry?" asked Norm.

"No, when the apartment was empty with just me, Vanessa, you..."

"You miss her don't you?"

"WHAT! No, I don't miss here. From what I've heard, she's gone to the good side. I'm more ashamed of her. I mean look at all this stuff. Look, eye liner, boots, a Mary McGuffin doll, a-

Dr. Doofenshmirtz stopped when he looked at the doll. He still remembered the day Vanessa asked him for it.

"Daddy, daddy, can you get me this?" asked Vanessa.

"A doll? I don't know. It doesn't sound evil." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

"Please Daddy? If you do this, you'll be the world's greatest dad."

"Well, alright. If it makes you happy, I'll get it for you. Even if it takes me years to find it."

"Thanks dad, I love you- love you-love you-"

"Norm! Stop playing those recordings!" yelled Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Norm obeyed and stopped the recording of Heinz and Vanessa when she asked him for the doll. "Why do you have that?"

"My old head recorded a lot of stuff you said so he could laugh at them and use them against you. He even has a recording of you yelling.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Huh. Yeah, well, I'm still mad at her!" he said as a tear fell down his eye.

"You miss her?" asked Norm.

"No, I don't miss my no good, traitorous, goody two-shoes, back stabbing, innocent, bright eyed, cute as a button, little pumpkin, baby girl." he said as he teared up some more. Norm just rolled his eyes.

DING DONG!

"Oooooh that must be Perry. BATTLESTATIONS!" yelled Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

With that, every villain in the apartment armed themselves, with deadly powerful weapons ready to attack.

"Alright, get ready. Perry will probably try to free the prisoners, so get ready to fire when he attacks." warned Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

Heinz opened the door and Perry stood there apathetically. He just sighed and walked through the villains as they followed him with their guns pointed at him as he literally walked into the nearby cage and closed it behind him.

"Huh, you're just giving up. Why?" asked Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

Perry pointed to the captives.

"Oh, yeah. I forgot about them."

"How could you forget? YOU STRIPPED ME OF EVERYTHING BUT MY UNDERWEAR!" yelled Double O-O.

"You can't fool me. I've seen the movies, you spies have gadgets everywhere. Better safe than sorry. Just be lucky that I left your underwear on."

"You took pictures of me and put them on the internet."

"Hey, you chose to wear those, not me"

Perry had to agree, Double O-O did look silly in boxers with a combination of rainbows, hearts, fairies, bunnies, and kittens.

Perry realized that Dennis was missing, so Perry made Bunny ears and pointed to the other agents.

"What? Oh the bunny, yeah I freed him. Turns out he's a rouge agent who was being paid in carrots. I offered him twice as much and offered to destroy OWCA if he joined." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

Perry looked and he did see Dennis along with the other villains smiling evilly.

"Now that that's out of the way, you're going to tell me where your secret lair is." Said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

Perry shook his head.

"What? Come on, you gave yourself up fair and square, so tell me where your hideout is."

He shook his head again.

"Tell me where it is."

He shook his head.

"Tell me."

He shook his head.

3 hours later…

"Tell me."

He shook his head.

"Tell me."

He shook his head.

"Tell me."

While they argued, Stacy was chatting with Double O-O.

"Sooo, you're name is "OOO"?" Stacy asked.

"For the 27th time, they're ZEROES!" said Double O-O.

"Then why don't you call yourself "Double Zero Zero"? It sounds easier."

"Tell me!" yelled Doofenshmirtz to Perry.

"Oh for pete's sake, he can't talk!"

"HUH? OH yeah, I forgot. Well, in that case, you're just going to show me the way."

So with that, Heinz took the caged Perry and made him his personal GPS. Perry was hesitant, but there were hostages. Besides, he got a kick out of misleading Heinz and tricking him into going into drive-thrus. Eventually, Heinz did find the Flynn-Fletcher house. AS they got out, Heinz couldn't help but admire it.

"Wow. You live here? Nice place." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

Perry pointed to the backyard.

"Oh, really? Back there? Alright then." said Heinz.

Carrying the cage, Perry led Heinz to the side of the house. He knocked rhythmically to his theme song. A voice box appeared and said, "Password".

"Wow, you really went all out. Now I can probably guess the password. Okay, how about "Perry Rules"?"

BEEP!

"No, alright um "Doofalicious"?"

BEEP!

"Doof Rocks"?"

BEEP!

3 hours later...

"*Pant* "Cu-cumber"?"

BEEP!

"*Pant* I give up." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

Perry stuck his head to the voice box and said "Grgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgr."

DING!

"Your password is your chatter? Why would you- Oh that's right, you can't talk. Yeah, that slipped my mind." Said Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Perry was snickering to himself at Heinz's stupidity.

Just then a little elevator opened up for the two of them.

"HA HA HA YES! I did it. Now to go into your lair and- wait a minute. How do I know you didn't put up traps in their or something. You go first. Wait what if there aren't any traps and when I let you down there, you'll make something that'll destroy me. Nice try, but I'll go first. Or maybe you're trying trick me. Very clever, but you can't fool me, you'll go first. No wait, I'll go first. No no, you go first. Wait, I'll go first. You go first. I go first. You go first. I go first. Rabbit Season. Duck Season. WAIT! I've got it. We'll go at the same time." Suggested Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

Perry shook his hands as a way of saying "No way".

"AHA! I can see by your fear that I'm right. Alright, into the elevator, Perry the Platypus."

First, Heinz shoved the cage into the small elevator, and then he rolled up almost into a ball and tried to squeeze his way in. Somehow, he managed to get in, with very little room. He pushed the tiny button and the elevator went down.

"HAHA! Yes! Things are finally coming up for me. Oh look a tiny plaque. What does it say? "Warning: DO not exceed 18-"

SNAP!

"-0 pounds!" he yelled as the elevator dropped to the bottom.

"Not one word, Perry the Platypus." groaned Heinz, as Perry sat unharmed in his cage. Doofenshmirtz forced the tiny doors open and crawled out of the elevator. He pulled Perry out and instantly, the light came on and Perry's lair flooded with lights.

"Wow. This is an awesome lair. I mean, it's okay, but mine's better though. WHOA!"

Suddenly, Heinz tripped on something. Perry would have chuckled a little, but he was frozen in terror at what Dr. Doofenshmirtz had tripped on.

"Ow, don't you clean this place up?" Dr. Doofenshmirtz said. He looked down and saw that he tripped on Perry's fedora.

"Oooh, your itty bitty hat. I'm gonna hold onto this. Now, to hack into your mainframe." He said evilly as he put the hat on. He turned the computer on and waited for it to load. "I can see why you guys wear these, they're very comfortable. I feel like a detective or something. Oh, and just to remind you, I still haven't forgiven you. I have something special in mind for you and your owners, Phineas and Ferb." As he said that, a scanner from the computer scanned the fedora and the computer welcomed him. "SCORE!"

Perry didn't know what to be more afraid of: Doofenshmirtz with all of OWCA's secrets in front of him, or the fact that he was going to hurt his owners. Perry tried harder to break free and stop Heinz, but it was too late.

"Ooooh, what do we have here. "Perry's Secret Files". That sounds secret-y." Heinz said eagerly.

*Click*

"Alright, what do we have here? Junk, boring, boring, junk, boring junk, junk of boring, boring junk, file of sweet, memorable happy photos with owners in the 2nd Dimension, junk, oooh, what's this?

*Click*

"Holy –Inators! I don't believe it. This is it. The one thing I've been looking for. Hee hee ha ha ha ha! And to think it was right in front of me all along. I can destroy OWCA with this, or take over the Tri-State Area. No, with this, I won't be able to destroy OWCA or take over the Tri-State Area, I'll also be able to take OVER THE WORLD! Perry was beyond scared. His worse fears have been met. Dr. Doofenshmirtz had found the greatest weapon Perry had and was about to use it on the Tri-State Area. What made this different from his other schemes was that this time, Perry was trapped and no one could stop him

"HA HA AH AH AH HA HA AH HA HA HA HA AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Oh by the way, how do we get out? Meh, I'll figure it out later, I'm too happy. HA HA HA AH HA HA HA HA HA HA AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!"

End of Ch. 10

That's right, the unthinkable has happened: Heinz Doofenshmirtz has found the most powerful weapon in OWCA and is about to unleash it! Can Phineas and Ferb survive the wrath of Dr. Doofenshmirtz, L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.'s new weapons, and OWCA's greatest weapon? Find out right after Ch. 11: Final Preparations.