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Ch. 11: Final Preparations
Phineas and Ferb woke up early the next morning. It was Sunday morning, Phineas and Ferb were wide awake ready than they have ever been. Today was the last day for them to save the school and prevent the move.
"Alright Ferb, let's go check out the school." said Phineas.
Ferb nodded in agreement. After having a quick breakfast, they rode their bikes over to the school. They reached the school at 9:00 A.M.
"Hey Phineas." said Rob the Delivery Man
"Hey Rob." said Phineas.
"I got your giant stage here."
"Say no more." Phineas took the clipboard as signed it as a truck hauled a giant stage out in front of Phineas
"*Sigh* I'm going to miss this. Ordering stuff, signing for stuff, saying that we are too young." said Phineas.
"Yeah, I'm going to miss this as well. Well, I better make sire everything is alright in the back." said Rob. He climbed onto the stage and walked past the drapes.
"Okay, Ferb. Let's start setting things up.
Montaaaage!
So, throughout the day, everyone helped set up for the big event. Tents were set up, booths were constructed, Bajeet's Improved Portal to Anywhere, the pirate ship was moved, the amps were tested, all the stars were brought to their booths, flyers were dispersed throughout Danville, ads were run on TV, and Phineas and Ferb were feeling good about it. Too good.
It was 4:00 P.M., and Major Monogram was still waiting for some word on the missing agents. Everyone wast trying to locate them, but no sign could be found. Carl was running past pther animal agent trying to get a message to Major Monogram.
"Major Monogram, MAJOR MONOGRAM!" he shouted.
"What is it Carl? We're dealing with an important matter." said Major Monogram.
"But sir, Agent P's-."
"Of course he's gone Carl, he's rouge."
"But sir-"
"Carl, this is not the time."
"Sir-"
"Can't you wait?"
"NO, AGENT P JUST HELPED DOOFENSHMIRTZ BREAK INTO HIS LAIR!". Everyone froze and stared at the unpaid intern.
"There's no need to yell."
"SIr, this is important. Yesterday, I got footage of the Flynn-Fletcher houe from one of our agents and apparently Doofenshmirtz had trapped Perry and forced him to reveal his lair."
"Are you telling me that that madman has our secrets. ALL AGENTS! I WANT DOOFENSHMIRTZ FOUND AND-"
BOOOOM!
Major Monogram was interrupted as a huge hole was blown in the wall with Mitch on the other side with Dennis.
"Actually, your new commands are to get into your new pens and prepare to be poached." Mitch said twirling his moustache.
As the agents preared to fight, Mitch snapped his finger and tens of hundreds of tiny robots flew into the building, aiming at the agents. Then, they started to double in size, look more fierce, activate missile launchers, and spikes on their heads.
"And know, destroy them and take the survivors to the ship."
Carl tried to make a run for the exit, but was blocked.
"*Gasp* Agent P? And Agent P? And AGent P!"
With those words, the battle started.
Back at-
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporateeed
The villains had armed themselves and left for the school. While Peter and Double O-O were still tied to their Stacy was upgraded from being tied up to a chair to being locked in Vanessa's room. For the past few hours, Stacy had been banging on the door and yelling for help.
"HELP! I REALLY NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM! PLEEEEASE LET ME OUT!" she begged. It was bad enough she was kidnapped and had her cell phone taken, but no bathroom breaks was crossing the line. "Oh man, I'd do anything to get out of this room. I'd even date the nerdiest teen in town."
"Hello! I'm Norm." said Norm as he opened the door.
"Oh thank goodness. Wait, aren't you a bad guy?"
"My creator is, but I miss the good old days, when there was only one dad, and only one me. If you can stop my dad, you can go-"
Norm stopped when he realized that Stacy left a few seconds ago to find the bathroom. After that, she left the building and ran for the school, so she could warn Candace.
The sun had set and the fair had officially started. Phineas and Ferb greeted everyone at the entrance.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, The Super Awesome Last Day Of Summer Save the School Fun Fair. Have fun, and in a few moments, Ferb and I will be giving a tour of the new and improved super school." said Phineas.
People crowded into the fair grounds as The Bettys started playing on stage. Buford, Isabella, Vanessa, Baljeet, and Candace stayed to say hi to the guys.
"Wow guys. You guys did an awesome job." commented Isabella.
"Yes, now people can see how much school is." said Baljeet.
"HAH!" laughed Buford.
"I gotta say, I'm impressed." said Vanessa. Ferb heart skipped a beat when she said that.
"What do you think Candace?" asked Phineas.
"Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee heeee hee hee." laughed Candace. She wasn't listening because she was too happy. This fair was huge, the school was amazing, she knew she had the boys this time.
"Okay, want a private tour?"
"YES!" said Candace quickly.
"Alright." said Phineas. Phineas started the tour and showed them around. "Alright, as you can see we got the huge stage where the bands are playing and where we'll announce our school mascot. We got the pirate ship over there, don't worry Grandpa unloaded them and hid the ammo. Next we have the Flawless Girl booth, next to the P.P. Otter Freakshow."
"Why did you they do that?" Candace asked.
"We figured it would be good for business. People see his freaks, and then they buy my products to look better. I tell people they're not good enough, they go see his freaks." explained Blanca Dishon.
"Ooookay. Next, we have Ride and Roll, where people can rollerskate with Grandma Flynn or ride with Grandpa Fletcher in the Holy Mackerel. Thanks again for helping Grandma."
"Anytime. Thanks again for making me skating instructor."
"No you aren't I am." Everyone turned to see Jeremy smile nervously as his Grandma Hildegard glared at Phineas' Grandma.
"What are you doing here?" Grandma Flynn asked angrily.
"Jeremy asked me to help." said Grandma Hildegard.
"Well Candace asked me to do this." said Grandma Flynn.
"Uh oh." the two teens said.
As the grandmas argued, Phineas suggested, "Maybe we should move on."
"Agreed." everyone else said.
"Right this way. Next we have Baljeet's Teleporter. Currently, we have it in looking glass mode. It shows the areas, but doesn't allow anyone in. We thought it would be better not having it working yet so kids don't get stuck on Madagascar or something."
"Oh look, there's Mr McGillicuddy." said Baljeet.
"And there's Lulu." said Candace.
The two were standing together with big smiles on their faces.
"Baljeet, your teleporter is fantastic! I already showed it to my superiors, and they love it." said Mr. McGillicuddy.
"Candace, the studio loves the fair! They're broadcasting this all over Danville." said Lulu.
"Really?" Candace and Baljeet said at the same time. "So you two are becoming teachers?"
"Yes, yes we are." the two said at the exact same time.
"Awesome." said Phineas. Next we got the Monster Truck driver over here."
"Hey Candace!"
Candace looked up and saw Bucky Buckerson was sticking his head out the window.
"Hey Bucky." replied Candace.
"You gonna be behind the wheels again soon?"
"Probably not."
"Darn."
"Moving on." said Phineas. "Next we have the star plaza with celebrities such as Clive Addison, Jeff McGarland, and Vance Ward."
"How did you get them?" Buford asked.
"Told them it was aPublicity Stunt. Next we have the Fireside Girl Booth, our ATV that we're selling, a snack shack where we're selling moon ice cream and lemonade."
"LEMONADE!" yelled the overly energetic lemonade lover.
"And that's basically it. If I forget anything, let me know. Alright Ferb, I think it's time to start the tour."
"Show time." Ferb added.
The Bettys just finished their performance and Phineas and Ferb got up on stage.
"Hey guys, hope you're having a great time. We're about to start the tour of our new super school, so just line up at the door and try not to make too much trouble." Phineas said.
All the teachers, adults, and kids lined up to get a look inside their new, three story school. Phineas and Ferb scooted to the front and opened the doors.
"Welcome back everyone." said Phineas as everyone looked at the gleaming, clean hallways, with sparkling lockers, and temperature monitored water fountains. "As you can see, the halls are still the same and the grades are on different floor: 1-5 is on the first floor, 6-8 on the second, and 9-12 on the third floor. I think you'll be very impressed with the classes."
The classrooms were spotless. Each desk had a reclinable seat, the chalkboard was computerized, and thrit was a projector that beamed at the ceiling so kids could see the lesson while stretching back, and that was just the English class. The libraries were stocked with every kind of book imaginable, the cafeteria looked like a fancy diner, the gym looked like the Olympics were set up, instead of elevators there were trampolines, the music room had 3 of every instrument with a wide range of music sheets, the layground looked like a Chucky CHeese Playground, and the science labs not only had bunsen burners and microscopes, they had bacteria cells,computers, rare elements, and a nuclear generator (That was off).
"You boys have really outdone yourselves." said Grandpa Fletcher.
"Oh that's nothing, wait til you see the Teacher's Lounge." said Phineas.
He opened the door and within seconds the adults eyes filled with tears of joy.
"It's... it's so beautiful." wept Bobbi.
"There are no words to describe it." said Professor Eforp.
"Okay!" said Bob.
"Well, one word I guess. And maybe, wow"
The teachers lounge had massage chairs, a flat screen TV, a drink dispenser that had every non-alcoholic drink, their was a jacuzzi, a buffet table, and a sauna.
"Yeah, we figured teachers can get stressed out, so we had this done." said Phineas.
"I should have become a teacher years ago." said Aunt Tiana.
"Yep, it's all your tomorrow. Take as much time as you need to look at it."
It was 7:54 P.M. and Phineas and Ferb were about to announce the new school mascot, but there was just one problem.
"Where's Perry?" asked Phineas. Ferb just shrugged. "Well we need to fin him soon or-" Phineas heard something from his earpiece. "What's that, he's in the back? That's great. *Beep* Okay, Ferb, let's introduce Perry."
AS Phineas and Ferb got on stage, Candace was trying to get her mom to the fair. She used her cell phone to try and call them ,but they wouldn't answer. She tried calling Stacy to see if she coud tell her Mom, but Stacy wouldn't answer either. Candace was starting to get worried.
Phineas spoke into the microphone and said "Alright, it's time to announce the new school mascot."
"Is it Biff?" Buford asked.
"No Buford." answered Phineas.
"Is it Pinky?" asked Isabella.
"Sorry Isabella, but no."
"Is it Klimpaloon?" Buford asked again.
"Buford, Klimpaloon isn't even here."
"Nang Nang nang nang nang nang nang nang nang nang." said Klimpaloon as he walked onto the stage.
"Oh, I guess you are here. Sorry, but it's not you."
"Naaaang." he moaned.
"Maybe it's best of I show you."
With that, the curtains behind him parted and everyone saw what was on stage.
"Our mascot is a platypus or a pharmacist?" someone in the audience asked
"Oh I get it, the pharmacist with the platypus is a metaphor for how we need to stop experimenting on aniamls." said the guy who thinks everything is a metaphor.
"Pharmacist?" Phineas asked. He turned around and saw to his shock that Perry was trapped in a cage with electric bars being held by a guy who looked like a pharmacist.
"Dun Dun Dun." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
End of Ch. 11.
That's right, it's finally here. The invasion ins beginning. Prepare yourself as memories are returned, secrets revealed, and drama like no other in Ch. 12: The Battle for Summer.
