I don't own P+F.
Ch. 13: Doof-inator vs. The C.A.N.D.A.C.E.R.
Linda Flynn stared angrily at her sons as she asked "What does he mean that you order stuff everyday?"
"We just order some construction material whenever we build a cool invention or something. We use our own money from our bank accounts." said Phineas.
"You have bank accounts?"
"Yeah. Here's what we have right now." Phineas pulled out a piece of paper and showed it to their Mom and Dad. If they could, their jaws would drop to the ground in shock.
"H-h-h-h-h-ow did you get this." she asked in disbelief.
"Well we have sold a couple products like Perry the Inaction figure, lemonade, etc. We don't know how we get, in fact we sometimes charge as little to 5 cents or free, and yet we still make a profit."
"You've done what!"
"Oh calm down Honey, it's not the strangest thing they've done this summer." said Grandma Flynn.
"Yeah, they've done some eye popping adventures." said Grandpa Fletcher.
"Yes, like the time they made the medieval fair." said Grandma Fletcher.
"Or when they dug a huge gorge in your backyard, fixed the Holy Mackerel, and jumped it with me." said Grandpa Fletcher.
"Or the pirate ship or the roller rink stadium." added Grandpa Flynn.
"Or when they reunited us." added Danny.
"Or when they built a giant mini-golf course or the lemondade franchise or the Mix N' Mingle Machine or the Giant Treehouse Fighting Robots." added Stacy.
"Enough! do you expect me to believe that my sons did all of this?" Linda asked.
"Yes. Yes we do." said everyone else in the audience.
"Um, Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher?" Irving said. "You might want to see this."
He handed her a scrapbook of all of Phineas and Ferb's exploits. From the rollercoaster, to the time machine, to the super fast shoes, all of their exploits and undeniable evidence of the boys' explots.
"I've been holding onto it if there was a ever a time you discovered your sons' awesomeness and didn't believe it." explained Irving.
"..."
"Mom?" Phineas asked.
"You two. Are. So. BUSTED!" she yelled.
"Yes, yes! You two are busted! Busted busted, busted. Busted busted busted. B-U-S-T-E-D, BUSTED! YES!" cheered Candace.
"Um, hello? Guy tied up here trying to warn you of what's going on?" reminded Rob.
"Oh yeah, so what hapennned?" Roger asked.
"Well, earlier today, a guy with a lab coat, wind blown hair, a slightly pointy nose, a black t-shirt, and a German accent ambushed me, tied me up, and went underneath the stage muttering something about a secret weapon." said Rob.
Phineas and Perry froze when they heard that description. They were all thinking the same thing: Doofenshmirtz.
Ferb said "Um, does anyone else hear the whirring of gears raising an object that is between 5 tons and 500 tons?"
"How do you-" Linda asked.
"We've been doing this for a long time, trust us." Phineas said.
"No wait it stopped."
*CHIRP CHIRP*
BOOM!
"What was that?" Roger wondered.
BOOM
"LOOK!" someone shouted as a giant silhouette of Doofenshmirtz appeared on the drapes.
RRRRIPPP!
"*GASP*" everyone gasped at the sight of a gigantic, robotic version of Dr. Doofenshmirtz that Dr. Doofenshmirtz-2 had ripped through the drapes. Dr. Doofenshmirtz was in the sleeve laughing maniacly.
"HA AH HA HA HA HA HA HA! YES! Bow before the might of Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz and my mighty robot!" laughed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Hey, that's mine." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz-2. He and the rest of the villains were tied up in a booth being guarded by the 2nd Dimension kids, Perry the Platyborg, and Meap.
"First, you left this is my apartment and all I did was just put some white paint over the black paint and eye patch, second, finders keepers, losers weepers." mocked Dr. Doofenshmirtz-1. "Anyway, you and the other villains and whoever else is back there get in the crowd as well."
"Mom, you see this right?" Vanessa asked her mom, who was right next to her.
"Y-yes." replied Charlene.
"Heinz, what are you doing in that monstrosity?" asked Rodger.
"Duh, using it to take over the Tri-State Area."
"Why?"
"Why? Are you kidding me, I'm evil. How could you miss that? My building has the words "Doofenshmirtz EVIL Incorporated", how could you miss that?"
"Your father's evil!" said Charlene.
"Yes, yes! He's finally busted! Busted busted, busted. Busted busted busted. B-U-S-T-E-D, BUSTED! YES!" cheered Vanessa.
"Hi Vanessa." waved Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Ugh, Daaad." moaned Vanessa.
"DAD?" everyone said.
"Hey, Vanessa, you know once I take over the Tri-State Area, I want to talk to you about that little argument that got a little out of proportion-"
"You kicked me out of your apartment and haven't bothered looking for me." said Vanessa.
"... Tomayto, tomahto, we'll discuss this after I take over the Tri-State Area." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Just then, Perry's theme played as he jumped on stage and got in a fighting pose.
"Ah Perry the Platypus, are you going to try and stop me? Hah! Even you cannot defeat me all by yourself." mocked Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"He's not alone." said Double O-O, who joined Perry along with Peter the Panda, Agent E, Pinky, Agent C, and several other agents decended on the stage. "Along the ex-Agent P and the other agents of OWCA, I officially place you under arrest."
"Perry's a secret agent?" Linda asked.
"We didn't actually know that until today. Or remember." said Phineas.
"Wait how did you escape?" Dr. Doofenshmirtz asked.
"I drove them." said Norm in the way back.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz groaned and said sarcastically said "Oh no, the big bad OWCA agents are here. Clearly I cannot stop them all. I should probably give up, but before I do that, catch Perry the Platypus!" said Dr. Doofenshmirtz, as he threw Perry's fedora back at Perry.
Perry was about to catch it, but Double O-O got it first.
"Sorry, but this is hat and it's contents belong to the OWCA." said Double O-O.
"Actually, as of last night, just the hat." snickered Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Double O-O was searching the hat for something, but came up empty handed. "Wait a sec, what happened to-"
"Looking for this?" smiled Dr. Doofenshmirtz, pulling out the auto-scan replication device from Perry's hat. "I found this in Perry's hat. Not only is it adorably small, it's has record of all of my -inators, and Perry's owner's inventions, that can be duplicated."
He pressed a button that a projection that showed both his -inators and Phineas and Ferb's past inventions, along with a recorded statement about each -inator.
"Pretty nifty, huh? I found out about this when I was reading through Perry's files. And with it, I will be unstoppable." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"We just stopped you." reminded Double O-O.
"Not yet, you haven't." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz. He hit a button, which caused the curtains to part and caused a platform to rise with all of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's past -inators. From the Nanny-inator to the Deflate-inator, all of Dr. Doofenshmirt's past inators were up and running.
"That's right. After I tied up Fred or whatever, I've been spending the entire day recreating my old inators and improving them so that they can't fire at me. All of my inators are right here, ready to be used in battle. So I everyone steps back because it'll blast anyone who gets too close except for me."
Everyone backed from the stage, fearing what inator he was going to use first. Perry grabbed his hat from Double O-O and ran to join his owners. He enjoyed having his hat back, for one second before remembering the situation he was in.
"I don't believe it. I'm actually terrified of Doofenshmirtz." admitted Rodney.
"Yes, now to show you the inator I'm going to use: The Combine-inator." he announced. He made the giant robot pick up the with the arm he was operating nearest, turn 180 degrees so he could reach the controls, and used the other hand to pick up his Sandwich Suit Remove-inator. "Why should I pick only one inator, when I could combine them with this robot and make a giant, SUPER INATOR! HA HA HA AH HA"
He fired the Combine-inator and the robot combined with the Sandwich Suit Remove-inator, making the robot bigger and adding a new button that allowed his robot to suck up the rest of the inators. "Um, this may take a bit, soooo talk amonst yourself as you wait for your doom and don't bother running away, because, c'mon, this is pretty cooool." he said as he continued to combine inators with his robot.
Candace-1 saw Candace-2 and managed to inch her way over/
"Um, Candace? Can I ask you something?" asked Candace-1.
"Well,I am being held hostage, so knock yourself out." said Candace-2.
"You said that you've spent your whole life trying to bust Doofenshmirtz? Well when you did, the first time, how did it feel?"
"Well, honestly, it felt great. I spent my whole life trying to bust him, and now it feels like a burdens been lifted. I felt proud, good about myself, just at peace, kinda just a blissful happiness."
"Lucky, I finally busted my brothers to my, and I barely felt anything."
"Why would you want to bust your brothers?"
"In my dimension, they build stuff like roller coasters, time machines, robot rodeos, a circus, and Mom never sees it."
"I ask again, why would you want to bust them?
"Isn't it obvious?
"Not really. I kinda envy them."
"What?"
"My entire childhood was being asked to show my papers, leaving in fear of Norm-bots, and worrying about the safety of my brothers, your brothers sound like they're having the best days of their life, having fun, and being kids. Why would you want to bust them?"
"Those things are huge, and-and-and dangerous, and Mom never sees them."
"So why don't you tell them to stop or be careful?"
"Are you kidding, those guys won't listen to me, they're having the time of their life and I can't get their attention."
"Have you tried?"
"... No, no I haven't. I think I tried once, but they looked so cute I just thought it would be easier to tell Mom."
"Well have any of their inventions gone wrong?"
"Well, no, not really?"
"I see it now. You want to bust your brothers not because you want to show your Mom, it because either you don't trust them to succeed and automatically assume that it'll go wrong or you want them to have fun, but don't have the courage to tell them to stop."
"That's crazy. I want to bust them because I want to show Mom the crazy, dangerous, fascinating, fun, entertaining, life-threatening thing they made that could kill them or give them the most fun they ever had."
"..."
"Oh my gosh, you're right. What do I do?"
"Well maybe you need to either try something to gain their trust, actually trust them, or make sure they're out of harms way."
"How do I do that?"
"Um, right now, that may be your biggest concern."
Candace-2 was referring to the now humongous robot that was now about the size of Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated. The robot placed the Combine-inator back on the stage and faced the audience.
The robot had many characteristics from the other inators. The chest was made up of the Slave-inator screen, the left foot was the boot from the Who's Blinded by Sandinator, the right foot was made from the foot of the Unstuck-inator from the Mountain-out-of-a-molehill-inator, with 4 arms: one hand was the claw of the Super-Claw-inator, the other arm from the Nanny-inator, another hand was from Dr. Doofenshmirtz-2's robot's sleeve that Heinz was piloting earlier, and the last was the giant hand he used to smash Perry when he made the aresol can, the heart from the Bum-Bum-inator, the head had the beak from the Giant Robotic Penguin Icy Freeze Your Socks Off Breath-inator thingy, and the head of the robot he was already in. The other inators powers were added to the robot's powers that could be activated with the push of a labeled button.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz's head appeared on screen as he bellowed, "Behold, my greatest creation ever: THE DOOF-INATOR! Because my last name is Doofenshmirtz. I thought about "Doofinshmirtz-inator", but "Doof-inator" sounded catchier. Anyway, now to squash Perry the Platypus! HA AH AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
As he laughed, he soon realized that he was too big to see where Perry was in the crowd.
"Okay, I'm going to assume Perry won't just let me squash him, so I'll probably have to think of a new plan. Hold on, just, just give me a moment. I got it! I'll go on a mad rampage through town until Perry comes to fight me, I squish him, and you make me your supreme leader. Yeah, I'm going with that one. Of course I'll need some music, soooooo..."
The Doof-inator aimed for Love Handel, who was in their bus trying to start it up. He sucked them up and their instruments and they landed in the control room with him, which looked similarly to his lair.
"Great, another mad scientist captured us." complained Bobbi.
"I knew this would happen again." said Sherman.
As the Doof-inator made its way to the city, everyone else started to panic. Before Phineas and Ferb could say something, their parents dragged them to the car as fast as they could.
Candace-2 ran off to find her brothers leaving, Candace-1 alone.
"Candace!" yelled Isabella. Isabella, along with Baljeet and Buford, ranto Candace. "Candace, where's Phineas and Ferb?"
"I don't know. I can't find them or my parents." said Candace.
"Great, now who's going to save the day by doing something impossible, and unrealistic?" asked Buford, he stared at Baljeet.
"Don't look at me." said Baljeet.
"GUYS!" Vanessa yelled. She ran quickly to the group and asked "Where's Ferb and Phineas?"
"We don't know." Candace restated.
"Why did you say it like that?" Baljeet asked.
"Hold on, why do you care where they are?" Candace asked.
"Well since, they figured out how to stop the invasion that happened half an hour ago, I figured they could stop my dad and I thought I could help." Vanessa said.
"How?"
"Well, my Dad is the one destroying the town, I know the most about him and stuff that could be used against him."
"Like what?"
"Well, he has an annoying habit of telling backstories, he forgets where he puts remotes, when he can't decide on something, whether he's angry or happy, he'll choose everything, and-"
Not to far away, Perry was hiding from Doofenshmirtz when he heard that. He remembered that when Dr. Doofenshmirtz first discovered his auto-scan replication device, he never knew how to operate. Perry realized that maybe if Dr. Doofenshmirtz got so irritated, he might copied everything on his auto scan duplicatication device. He knew there was only one way to find out. He left his hiding place and ran for the stage.
"Hey, there's Perry." said Buford.
"Where's he going?" Isabella wondered.
"I think he has a plan." said Vanessa.
"How can you tell?"
"I've seen that look. He does that when he finds a way of out one of my Dad's traps or finds a way to stop one of his inators."
"Well then I've got to see this." said Buford.
They all followed Perry as he ran past the curtains. Perry quickly found a remote control on the floor and when he pressed the button, the platform the inators were on lowered, revealing a secret passage. Perry rode the platform downjust as the others made it past the curtains.
"Wow, looks deep." said Buford.
"How are we supposed to get down there if Perry just took the only way down. We don't even know how deep this is." wondered Baljeet.
"Let's find out."
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
*Thud*
"Why did you push Candace?" Baljeet asked Isabella.
"Nobody makes my Phineas cry." she said. "Oh look, a ladder."
While the others climbed down and Buford shoved Baljeet down, Candace was at the bottom with Perry.
"Oooooow." she moaned. She wiped the dust off her as Baljeet landed behind her and gasped in awe with Perry at what they saw: all of Phineas and Ferb's past inventions. The Beak suit, the haunted house, the robot dog, the roller coaster cars, they were all there.
"Whoa." sound the others as they reached the bottom.
"This is great. We can use this stuff again and beat Doofenshmirtz. Uh, no offense." apologized Isabella.
"None taken." said Vanessa.
"Actually, that's highly improbable. Given the size of the Doof-inator, we would be crushed by it's gigantic feet or be blasted before we could do any damage." said Baljeet.
ZZZAP!
Perry was already putting a plan in motion. He used the Combine-inator and used it on the Beak suit and the snow cone machine the boys used to make S'Winter.
"What did that do? Make it cold?" Buford wondered.
Perry sighed and got in the suit. With a push of a button, it fired a snowball that hit Buford.
"Oh I get it, Perry is trying to do the same thing Dr. Doofenshmirtz did, but with all of Phineas and Ferb's stuff." said Isabella. "We might be able to do something as long as we can get Phineas and Ferb, unless you have something to say Candace. Candace?"
"Candace is out, Peace!" she said as she raised the platform while holding something in her hands.
"CANDACE! Where are you going?" yelled Isabella.
"Who cares.
"We don't have time. We need to make this-this-whatever first." said Baljeet. For once, everyone agreed and helped put inventions near the Beak so Pery could combine them.
The platform reached the top, and Candace, who was still holding the device she stole, was looking for her parents.
"Oh man, where are they?" wondered Candace.
*BEEP BEEP*
A station wagon drove up to the stage with Linda and Lawrence in the front.
Linda rolled the window's down and ordered "Candace! Get in the car now!"
Without hesitation, Candace got in the back of the car with Phineas and Ferb. The second she closed the door, Lawrence sped away from the stage.
"Please mom, can't we help a little?" Phineas begged.
"NO! I told you boys, it's too dangerous for you to fight a giant robot." said Linda.
"But we can help."
"Phineas, I don't mean to be mean, but you can't do this, you'll be killed."
"Actually, as much as I hate to admit it, they probably could-" said Candace.
"NO! Have you seen that thing? I know you've seen the boys do some crazy things, but I don't think they can stop that thing."
"Wait a sec, are you telling me after all the busting I've done, all the times I've called you, and all the evidence and testimonies you've heard, you still don't believe that these guys can do anything?" said Candace.
"This is not the time Candace."
"Fine, but do you know what this is?" Candace said revealing a weird metallic orb.
"What is it that?" Linda wondered nervously.
"A molecule thing-a-majig that lets you phase through anything. It has a few dents, but-"
"No it doesn't." said Phineas.
"Well you can't see them, but you can feel it." said Candace.
Suspicious, the boys put their hands on the orb, then Candace quickly slammed on it, making the three of them phase through the car.
"Hey, you tricked us." said Phineas.
"Yeah, I know. And I'm really really reeeeeaaaallly sorry about trying to bust you guys. Well, kinda. I do trust you guys and just want you guys to be safe and-"
Candace was interrupted as her brother's hugged her.
"Apology accepted." said Phineas.
"Really? I just started a huge speech." said Candace.
"Sometimes actions speak louder than words. And it seems you were saving us so we could save the day." said Ferb.
"That's kind of why I took that out of all the other stuff."
"..."
"Aren't you going to ask what other stuff I'm talking about?" Candace asked.
"..."
"Why are you guys quiet?"
The boys turned her around to show her why they fell slient. They were staring at a giant robot made of all their past inventions, the same size as the Doof-inator.
Like the Doof-inator, it had the characteristics of their past creations. The right leg was from their robot dog, the left leg was from their tallest building and the base of it was made of the roller coaster ccars, chariots, and ATV, the torso was made from their haunted house, the back had a platypus tail from their giant Robotic Platypus Butt, the wings from the Paper Pelican, the left arm was from the Treehouse Fighting Robots, the right hand was from their lemon squeezing Robot, the head was from The Beak, on top of it was the horns from a robot bull, the antennae from the Anti-Gravity Fun Launcher, and it was topped by the fedora game piece from their life sized Skiddley Whiffer Board game.
"Whoa." said Ferb.
*Ding*
An elevator opened at the left leg and Isabella, Vanessa, Perry, Baljeet, and Buford came out.
"Hey guys." said Isabella.
"Watcha do5n'?" Phineas asked.
Normally she would be annoyed, but she made an exception and said "Waitin' for you. Come on."
Phineas and Ferb ran to them, and Candace reluctantly joined them as they rode the elevator to the control room.
*Ding*
When they got to the control room, they gasped at the size of it. It had machines working non-stop, a trampoline elevator system, screens to see the surroundings, 5 control systems, 2 motion controlled pads that controlled the lower and upper parts, 5 escape pods, 7 stations, and agiant pipe organ.
"Hm, wouldn't mind living here." said Buford.
"So how does this thing work?" Baljeet asked.
"Well after analyzing this place, we've discovered that it requires 7 people to run this thing: 2 to work the eyes, 1 to move the upper part like move the arms, 1 to move the legs, 2 to fire projectile from the fists, and 1 to play the pipe organ." explained Phineas.
"Why?"
"Well since the Haunted House was run by the organ and since you combined the Haunted House with our inventions, someone needs to hit a certain key on the organ or keys in a certain order to activate a different invention. Like what type of ammo we use or whatever. Ferb you want to man the organ?"
He answered by cracking his knuckles and sitting at the organ to play.
"Alright, next we need 2 to work the eyes, which not only let you see everything around the robot, but also fires lasers and use X-ray vision."
"When did you get lasers and x-ray vision?" Candace asked.
"The laser is from the laser we used to draw our faces into a comet and the X-ray vision was from the x-ray glasses." said Phineas.
"Dibs." called Candace.
"Sure, why not." said Vanessa.
"Now we need two people to fire projectiles from the fist." said Phineas.
"ME!" shouted Isabella and Buford at the same time.
"Okay, since this robot does have platypus tail, I suggest we let Perry control the legs, and I'll control the arms, because of my awesome video game playing. Any questions?"
"Yes, what about me?" Baljeet asked.
"Oh, sorry about that. Um, you could be the waterboy." suggested Phineas.
"Waterboy?"
"It is the least dangerous job."
"... I will not let you down."
"Alright, let's power up the C.A.N.D.A.C.E.R."
"Huh?" everyone said.
"It stands for Coolest, Awesomest, Newest, Deadliest, Acrobatic, Creation Ever Robot, or C.A.N.D.A.C.E Robot or C.A.N.D.A.C.E.R, take your pick." Phineas explained.
"Aww, you guys named it after me?"
"Why not? Besides, your name was the best acronymn we had at the time. Alright, let's head out."
Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz was having the time of his life destroying the city.
"Hah, take that Rutherford B. Hayes statue. Feel my wrath, Tony's Deli, eat fist Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Whoops." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz realizing he just punched his own building. "Well, I guess I'll have to compensate by destroying City Hall."
"I don't think so." said Phineas said into his microphone.
Dr. Doofesnhmirtz turned his robot around to see the C.A.N.D.A.C.E.R. The words he said were projected by Stratospheric Ionizer.
"Hey! You copied my idea." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"So, you copied it from from Perry's copier." stated Phineas.
"...Touche. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a city to take over."
"Grgrgrgrgrggrgr." said Perry into his mic.
"PERRY THE PLATYPUS!" shouted Dr. Doofenshmirtz. "You're in there? Who else is in there? Never mind. Let me guess, you're here to stop me?" guessed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"No, we all are." said Phineas.
"Well you may have more people, but I have Love Handel. Hit it."
"We don't have to play you know." said Danny.
"And I don't have to vaporize you right now, but that might change."
"... Any requests?"
"I don't know, what do you guys want? I mena I am fighting you, I might as well make it easier for everyone, when I mean except after I'm kicking your butt. Just saying, I might sing a little so just choose whatever." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Ferb, start her up." said Phineas to Ferb.
Ferb started playing the organ and the C.A.N.D.A.C.E.R started up up.
Du na na, du na na, naah nuhhh.
"Oh, I love that song. A classic, not really rock and roll, can can you guys do that?" Dr. Doofenshmirtz asked.
"Sure, I guess." said Danny.
"Great, just follow my lead as well."
Love Handel starts playing rock music as the robots get ready
Phineas: So this is it, the final battle
Just us against his robot
Despite our vast imagination
This is something no one could have ever thought!
You tried to ruin our week
That would make other people say "wow"
You've sent super-villains, robots, even our own platypus.
Well I'm here to tell you that it ends NOW!
C.A.N.D.A.C.E.R. attacked first with several punches, but Dr. Doofenshmirtz blocked them with the Doof-inator's extra appendages. Perry used the legs to swipe kick under his legs and kicked him to the ground, both the Doof-inator and Heinz. As Dr. Doofenshmortz got up he sang as well.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: All my life, I've been living in misery
Way before I was mistaken for a pharmacist
I was disowned, raised by a ocelots, and was used as a lawn gnome
My only friend was a balloon, but you get the gist.
Only once have I experienced happiness
But then it said See ya later.
Now that it's back, I won't let you take it away.
So face the wrath of half a million inators!
HA AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
The Doof-inator attacked C.A.N.D.A.C.E.R. with all it's arms, giving it a beating. Luckily, Phineas pushed him back.
Phineas: We're gonna keep you at bay
You think you'll win? No way!
Cause I know what we're gonna do todaaaay.
We're gonna win this robot brawl!
C.A.N.D.A.C.E.R. rolled out of the Doof-inator'a blasts and started firing snowballs and bowling balls the ize of boulders from the arms. From the inside of the Doof-inator, he was like an earthquake was shaking the place, but Dr. Doofenshmirtz fought back. He used the power from Shrinkspheria to shrink all the bowling bowls and the Melt-inator 6-5000-inator to melt the snowballs before they hit him.
He then used his termite controlling helmet's powers to summon all the termites in the Tri-State Area and ordered them to eat the C.A.N.D.A.C.E.R.'s treehouse arm. Luckily, Candace and Vanessa were on it using the laser Phineas and Ferb used to carve their faces into Comet Kermillian to blast the termites while the others fought the Doof-inator head on.
Candace: I've spent my summer trying to bust my brothers
It nearly drove me insane
Now I'm here to protect them.
So prepare to be in a world of pain.
Vanessa: Ever since I was little, you tried to make me evil.
I tried to show mom the real you, but she always missed.
Now you've gone to far, and I've kept count from the past.
But this is rated worst at the top of all that is listed.
"Vanessa? Is that you? Are-are you helping them? Why?"
Vanessa: These guys saved my life
Candace: And now we're entrusted
Candace and Vanessa: To stop you so
prepare to be busted.
With the termites gone, Vanessa and Candace caeved the word "Busted" into the Doof-inator. Dr. Doofenshmirtz fired his Chicken Soup-inator at the C.A.N.D.A.C.E.R., so Isabella fired pressurized lemonade back at him.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: You think you can keep me at bay?
You think you'll win? No way!
Cause I know what I'm gonna do todaaaay.
I'm gonna win this robot brawl!
The two ran out of stuff to spray, so they decided to get physical. Phineas lowered the C.A.N.D.A.C.E.R.'S head and charged at it, ramming it's horns into the Doof-inator.
SMASH!
The Doof-inator got rammed into a huge building and was cornered. Perry turned the robot around and started to whack the Doof-inator with the C.A.N.D.A.C.E.R.'S beaver tail. Buford started firing Spinning Tops of Doom and Isabella was firing Kiddie Rides, but they had little effect on the Doof-inator.
Phineas: I don't get it Perry
How can we win this fight?
You've fought him everyday
Can you shed some light?
Perry thought for a moment and remembered something. He drew a circle in the air to draw a button, "pressed" it, and made a "Kaboom" motion with his hands.
"A self-destruct button?" Phineas asked.
"He's right." said Vanessa. She used the X-ray specs and could see inside the Doof-inator, that right behind Dr. Doofenshmirtz was a giant red self-destruct button.
"How are we supposed to get to that?" asked Candace.
"Hmm, I got it. Candace do you still have the molecule scrambler ball?" Phineas asked. She threw it to Phineas and he successfully caught it. Dr. Doofenshmirtz pushed the C.A.N.D.A.C.E.R. and started to fire multiple inators at once.
"Perry, Ferb, let's go." said Phineas.
The three got into one of the arms ammo stations, held the orb tightly, and waited to get shot.
BOOM!
The three were shot out like a cannon. They pressed on the sphere and they were able to phase through the inator blasts and phased through the walls into the insides of the Doof-inator. Dr. Doofenshmirtz stopped firing and saw the boys.
"C'mon." said Phineas as they ran to the self-destruct button.
Phineas: We kept you at bay
We're gonna win, today.
Everyone: Cause I know what we're gonna do todaaaaaay!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: No way!
Suddenly, a net trapped the three as they were inches away from the button, just slightly out of reach. Dr. Doofenshmirtz smiled and walked to them as the music slowed.
Looks like I gained victoraaaaaaay.
This is my hip hip hurraaaaaaay.
Phineas: On the contraraaaaaaaaay.
Ferb! Take it away!
"What?" said Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Ferb was holding the orb and he pressed it, letting him phase through the net. He ran to the switch and prepared to press it.
Ferb: We just won this robot brawl.
BEEEP!
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"10 minutes until explosion." said a computerized voice.
"A countdown, I don't remember adding that." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz. "Oh wait, the Combine-inator. I guess when it combined the inators it combined everything, the timer, the lasers, the boom juice, the warranties, the- wait a second... AHHHHHHHH! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"
Immediately, Dr. Doofenshmirtz flailed his hands and ran around screaming for his life. Ferb quickly freed Phineas, Perry, and Love Handel, who made a quick exit.
3 minutes later...
"AAAAAHH AH AH AH AAAAAAHHHH!" screamed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Um, Dr. D? What's wrong? And shouldn't you leave the robot?" Phineas asked.
"AHHH! What's the point, we're all completely doomed!"
"What are you talking about?"
"Well, it just occured to me that along with adding new abilities, the Combine-inator probably combined all of the Boom juice from all my inators together to make a batch so big it could blow-up the Tri-State Area."
"How can you be sure?"
"I've been blown up plenty of times by this stuff, so I'm pretty sure. Worst case scenario, it leaves a crater half the size of Texas, least case scenario, just the Tri-State Area."
"Isn't there any way we can stop it?"
"Nope. There's no off button and there's no way we can get it out of the city before it blows."
"Sounds you like you didn't plan this out very well."
" I wasn't asking for your opinion, Besides you're the ones who pressed it, so don't blame me. Now if you'll excuse me, AHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Ferb, what are we gonna do? There has to be a way to save the town." said Phineas.
"We could fly it up and as far away as possible." suggested Ferb.
"Hey, that's a great idea. We could use the Anti-Gravity Fun Launcher and use the rockets on our ship to fly it out of harm's way. We just need to find a way to keep it from falling so we can get it safely far away from Danville."
Perry was already on it and was looking on Dr. Doofenshmirtz's huge array of buttons that activated different inators. He found the button for the Hitch-A Ride-inator and pressed it. A long black metal tube came out from the Doof-inator and stabbed into the C.A.N.D.A.C.E.R. so that they would get connected.
"Nice job Perry. C'mon we only have about um 5:38 seconds." said Phineas. The three ran through the metal tube that connected the Doof-inator to the C.A.N.D.A.C.E.R.
Once they were back on the C.A.N.D.A.C.E.R., they gathered everyone together and explained their plan.
"Are you sure that will work?" doubted Baljeet.
"Of course, we set the auto pilot on, and then use the escape pods to blast away before it blows up." explained Phineas.
"I should have known this would happen. You guys build something amazing, then it disappears forever." said Candace.
"That's how the cookie crumbles, I guess. You guys head to the escape pods." said Phineas.
"Bullies and carry-on nerds first." said Buford as he grabbed Baljeet and ran into the first escape pod.
"I am not sharing an escape pod with any of you guys." said Candace.
"Me neither, want to share a pod?" Vanessa suggested.
"Sure why not. So you're into busting too?" Candace asked Vanessa as they got into a pod.
"I'll save a seat for you in my pod Phineas." said Isabella.
"Cool, Ferb, you and Perry can have one or just take seperate ones. When you guys are ready to eject, just hit the eject button in your pod or wait for me to hit te eject button on the outside of the pods." said Phineas. He got to the controls and a steering wheel appeared. Phineas pressed a few buttons and the Anti-Gravity Fun Launcher activated. The two robots started to levitate, and Phineas activated all the rockets he had on the C.A.N.D.A.C.E.R.
Everyone was getting bored of waiting for Phineas had closed the doors to their pods so they could talk in private. Isabella kept her door and waited for Phineas.
"Okay, I'm almost done." said Phineas.
Isabella smiled seeing Phineas back to his old self. She decided then and there and she would tell her feelings to Phineas as soon as he got into the pod. Nothing was going to stop her now.
SLAM!
She jumped back as her pod door slammed suddenly she looked at her window to see what was happening. She was surprised when she saw Dr. Doofenshmirtz looked through her window, pressed the eject button on her pod.
AS her pod blasted off, she saw Dr. Doofenshmirtz hold a wrench in his hand as he approached Phineas.
"PHINEAS!" she screamed.
It was too late, her pod had blasted. She could see outside the window the other 4 pods blast off, and was afraid of what Dr. Doofenshmirtz was doing.
After he had ejected the 4 escape pods, leaving one for him afterwards, he snuck up behind Phineas as he prepared to knock him out and leave him on the doomed pod. He was going to make Perry pay for what he did, one way or another.
"Alright, the auto pilot is all set, okay Isabella, here I-" Phineas stopped when he saw Dr. Doofenshmirtz with a wrench in his hands.
"Time to get rid of you once and for all. And this time, no one is here to help you." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz. He swung the wrench at Phineas, but Phineas ducked and Dr. Doofenshmirtz hit the controls instead. "Hold still!" he said.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz continued to swing at Phineas, but he kept missing and hitting the controls. Phineas tried to run, but Dr. Doofenshmirtz pulled his Coition-inator and tried trapping Phineas in a bubble of evil. He missed the first couple of tries, but managed to trap Phineas in a field of them.
"Light's out kid." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz as he raised the wrench again.
WHACK!
Out of nowhere, the wrench was whipped out of his hands by nun-chucks made by tying the laces of two shoes together, just as Perry uppercutted him.
Phineas managed to pop the bubbles with his nose and smiled at his brother and Perry.
"Guys? What are you doing here? I thought you were in your pods." said Phineas.
"We wouldn't dare leave without knowing you were safe." said Ferb. Perry nodded in agreement.
"Thanks guys. It's a good thing he missed me those first few times and- oh no!" The two robots started to slow down and stop flying. Phineas ran to the controls and started to worry. "OH NO, Dr. Doofenshmirtz accidentally destroyed the auto-pilot. " Phineas grabbed the wheel and got the robots flying up again.
"Oh yeah, yes I did. Who's bad? Me. HA HA! Uh what does that mean?" Dr. Doofenshmirtz asked as he got up.
"It means we only have 1:26 seconds until this blows up and now the only way we can save the town is by manually flying this thing out of harm's way. Which means we may not survive." said Phineas.
"So wait, you're telling me that the only way to save the day is if someone sacrifices themself to fly the robots away and blowup with them." Phineas nodded sadly.
"Ferb,Perry, take the last pod and save yourself. I'll stay and make sure these don't hurt anyone." said Phineas.
"What about me?"
"Oh, yeah. The pod can seat three, so take him with you so that he can get what he deserves."
"No." said Ferb. Perry shook his head in protest.
"What?" said Phineas.
"No. I refuse to let you do this alone. If you're going to do this, I don't want you to do it alone."
"What about you Perry? We still need someone to arrest Dr. D and take care of Candace."
Perry shook his head. He pulled out the locket and showed him his locket of them. Phineas smiled as he understood that Perry wouldn't leave his family.
"Thanks boy." said Phineas as a tear rolled down his cheek.
"So what about me?" asked Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"You? You can take pod if you want." said Phineas.
"Really? Thanks."
As Dr. Doofenshmirtz headed for the pod, the timer inside the the Doof-inator had reached 0:30.
As Phineas steered the C.A.N.D.A.C.E.R. through the air, they all hugged each other as the clothed there eyes and waited for the inevitable, trying their best to be brave and fight back tears.
0:20
They all decided to reflect on their lives and think about their lives and memories. Ferb thought about the memories he cherished like meeting Phineas for the first time, getting Perry, building their first invention, and meeting Vanessa for the first time. Ferb felt good knowing that she was safe, and that he didn't just like her, he loved her.
Perry reflected on the time he spent in OWCA, getting assigned to Dr. Doofenshmirtz, being Phineas and Ferb's pet, and foiling Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Perry regretted the time he missed with his owners, but more not being a little nicer to Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Even though they were supposed to be enemies, he couldn't help but admit that he actually thought of him as... as a friend.
Phineas was thinking of the all the accomplishments he's done: meet Ferb, build a roller coaster, travel through time, go into space, save the world, but there was one thing Phineas regretted not doing. Phineas knew that he still had one thing on his "Important Things We Got To Do Over The Summer" List: share a kiss with his first true love. However what confused him was when he thought of that, he could only think of one thing: Isabella.
When he thought about his first love and kissing someone, he kept remembering what happened when Isabella surprised kissed him. He didn't have words to describe it, but he knew that that kiss made that day the best day ever. He started to think about Isabella, but not just as a friend, as something else. Just like when he first met her, he thought she was stunning and wanted to impress her. He had forgotten about that until now and started to realize that deep down, he did feel something for Isabella. More than just friendship. Maybe... just maybe... love.
0:15
The escape pods landed near the school and everyone gathered around to help the survivors out. Isabella was the last to get pulled out of her pod.
"ISA!" yelled her mom.
"Mom!" she said, as she ran to her mom hugging her. All the other kids did the same thing to their parents, with the exception being Candace and Vanessa who were trying to get their moms to stop.
"Wait, where's Phineas and Ferb?" said Linda frantically.
"They're not in this empty pod, and neither is Perry." said Lawrence.
"I don't know." said Isabella. "I think they're still up there."
"What!" yelled Candace. "What's taking them so long?"
"How long do they have?" Isabella wondered.
0:10
"What do you mean how long do they have?" asked Linda.
"Until the Doof-inator blows up." explained Baljeet.
"WHAT!" yelled Linda.
"Phineas was up there setting the auto-pilot. And then *Gasp* Oh my gosh, Dr. Doofenshmirtz was up there with Phineas." said Isabella.
"Oh no." said Vanessa.
0:05
0:04
0:03
0:02
0:01
"PHINEAS!" yelled Isabella.
BEEEEEEP
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Everyone braced themselves as the night sky was lit up with the blast of the Doof-inator in an explosion of red, black, white, and orange like a giant firework. As the sky dimmed, everyone looked at the black cloud the explosion left behind.
Robot parts rained from the sky, half buring up in the atmosphere, the other remaining intact.
Everyone was in shock, not believing what they saw. With every passing second, everyone's hope of the boys surving diminished.
"No. No, this can't be happening. This can't be happening." said Linda frantically.
"No." sobbed Isabella as her eyes filled with tears. She tried to be brave, but she couldn't hold it in. She cried quietly as tears rolled down her face.
Everyone reacted differently to what had happened. Some were frozen in shock, some were whispering quietly, some cried quietly, or in Buford's case, sweated through his eyes. Out of everyone there, Isabella was the saddest.
"I love you Phineas." she said softly.
"LOOK! A falling star." said Norm.
Everyone looked up and did see something falling to earth.\
"Wait, I think that's the last escape pod." said Vanessa.
"Well whatever it is, it ain't stopping. Run!" yelled Buford.
Everyone ran away to avoid the crashing escape pod. It crashed into the ground and skidded to a stop. Everyone crowded around it to see what came out. The door opened up and the occupants came up.
"Hey guys, hope we didn't scare you too much." said Phineas, as he helped Ferb and Perry out of the escape pod.
"PHINEAS!" Isabella, Candace, Buford, and Baljeet said.
"Ferb!" Candace and Vanessa said as he gotu out.
"Don't forget Perry." said Phineas as Perry got out.
Everyone erupted in a roar of applause as everyone cheered for the boy's return. Even the villains cheered, and Jeremy-2 got caught in the moment and kissed Candace-2.
SMOOCH!
"*Gasp* SOLDIER!" said Candace-2 in shock
"Uh sir, I-I-I-I don't know what-" stammered Jeremy-2.
"Did I give you permission to stop?"
"Uh, no sir?"
"Good, and call me Candace." she said as she kissed him on the lips.
The boys were embraced by everyone as Isabella and Candace hugged them and their mom showered them in kisses.
"You guys did it! I'm so proud of you." said Linda. "But don't you ever scare me like that again."
"Wait a minute, where's my dad?" Vanessa asked.
Everyone stopped when they heard that.
"Yes, where is my no good ex-husband?" wondered Charlene.
Phineas and Ferb shared a sad glance at each other.
"He didn't come down with us." said Phineas.
"What, did he escape?" ask Buford.
"No."
15 seconds before the explosion...
As the boys waited for the explosion and Dr. Doofenshmirtz got ready to eject, Phineas said, "Hey Ferb, thanks again. Sorry you never got be more than friends with Vanessa."
"It's alright. The point is, at least I'm saving her with you guys." said Ferb.
"Yeah. Thanks guys. I love you." said Phineas.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz froze when Ferb said Vanessa. That's when he remembered what Vanessa had said earlier in the week.
"I met them a couple of times. I met him when we went to get that Pizzazium Infinionite and he was the one in that plane that saved me in Tokyo. He saved my life twice and-"
0:10
That's when he remembered that Vanessa wanted him to spare Ferb. He slowly realized that Ferb had saved his daughter twice, and was about to save her a third time. He now realized that he meant a lot to Vanessa, so he sighed and pulled out the Coition-inator and trapped the three in a bubble of evil.
"HEY!" said Phineas. As the three struggled to break out, Dr. Doofenshmirtz grabbed the bubble and tossed it into the escape pod. He closed the door, hit eject, and ran to the controls and flew the C.A.N.D.A.C.E.R. and Doof-inator to it's destination.
"You had to guilt me didn't you?" Dr. Doofenshmirtz. As the imer hit 0:03, he yelled "Curse you, Perry-"
BOOOOOOOM!
Present
After telling everyone what happened, no one spoke. They all lowered their heads in silence. Vanessa couldn't help but cry.
"Daddy." she whimpered. Ferb gave her his hankerchief, but instead she hugged him and cried. Perry was missing him as a nemesis, but mosrlt as a friend.
"NOOOOOOO!" yelled Norm. "Goodbye, dad. At least I still have the recordings of you." Norm took one out and played it.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH"
He hit rewind.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH"
He hit rewind.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH"
He hit rewind.
"Norm, just stop it." said Vanessa through her crying.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Vanessa yelled "Norm I said-"
"That's not me." said Norm.
"Huh?" Everyone looked up to see something on fire as it fell from the sky.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
SPLASH!
Everyone winced as Dr. Doofenshmirtz landed (or belly flopped) into the Danville M.O.A.T.
"Ouch." said Phineas.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz then sunk in the M.O.A.T.
WHACK!
Nosey whacked Dr. Doofenshmirtz out and he landed facedown on the concrete.
CRACK!
"Owwwwwwwww." he moaned.
"Dad?" said Vanessa as she wiped her eyes.
Everyone crowded around him to see if he was okay. He was moaning in pain and covered with ash and soot.
"Curse you, Perry the Platypus, and Phineas and Ferb." he moaned.
Norm picked him up and got him on his feet.
"There ya go, dad." said Norm.
"I'm not-ahh I'm in too much pain to correct you." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Works for me."
Phineas, Ferb, Perry, Candace, and Vanessa rushed to the fron of the crowd. Phineas asked, "Dr. D? You survived? How?"
"I'm not sure, but I think that because I've been exposed to boom juice so much over the summer, I've grown an immunity to it." explained Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Like a cockroach is immune to radiation." said Ferb.
"I'll pretend I didn't hear that. I may have survived, but I'm in unimaginable pain right now." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Well, you do kinda deserve that for everything you did this week." said Phineas.
"Yeah, well Perry started it. He destroyed MY first inator, even after I begged him and told him I'd put it away."
Perry approached Dr. Doofenshmirtz and grabbed the auto-scan replication device from his pocket and turned the projection on. He selected Dr. Doofenshmirtz's inators and selected one that said "Top Secret".
"Oh that? Yeah, that was the one inator I couldn't activate, I'm kinda confused why you didn't do that for the others."
"Grgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrg." Perry chattered.
"Password accepted." said a female voice.
"REALLY! Why didn't I think of that?" said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Just then a projection showed a picture of the secret inator Perry had.
"I don't believe it's-it's-it's my first inator." he said.
Along with several voice recordings, the plans for the Inator were all there.
"P-P-P-Perry the Platypus, you duplicated this? Why?"
Perry selected one of the recordings and played it.
"Don't destroy it. I'm begging you. It's my favorite -inator."
"Wait a minute if you knew how important this was to me, why did you destroy it?"
Perry selected another recording and pressed play.
"WHAT? Agent P, don't you realize what's happening? If you destroy that, Doofenshmirtz will finally give up, and we won't have to worry about it. Now go destroy that -inator! And don't bother duplicating it."
"Agent P, if you don't destroy that -inator, you will officially be fired, relocated, and will never see Phineas and Ferb ever again."
As the recording ended, Dr. Doofenshmirtz's eyes filled with tears of joy.
"You did this just to spare my feelings and stay with your owners. *Sniff* Th-th-th-th-THANK YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!" he wept. "I take back everything I previously said and you are personally my favorite frenemy. I'm just glad we fixed this before I-"
That's when he remembered all the chunks of robots falling from the sky.
"Ooooooh right. Ah he he he, whoops. Sorry everybody, I-I guess I went overboard. Uh, no hard feelings?"
"... Okay." said Phineas.
"WHAT!" shouted everyone.
"Phineas, are you kidding? This guy tried to kill us and take over Danville." said Candace.
Phineas said, "True, but he did give us the most awesome, fun, suspenseful, memorable week ever. Besides, no one got hurt-"
"I disagree." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz as he cleaned the soot off him.
"Yeah, but I had fun. Besides Candace, you of all people should know what it's like to be forgiven of a horrible thing."
"Sometimes it's just better to forgive and forget." said Ferb.
"Maybe you guys can think that, but not me." said Vanessa.
"Oh come on, you're still mad at me?" said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Yeah! You tried to kill me in your Doof-inator-"
"Yeah, well you tried to sabotage my plans-"
As the two argued, Perry selected another recording and played it.
"This, Perry the Platypus, is my greatest and favorite creation. I mean, after Vanessa, because obviously she comes before this."
The two stopped arguing when they heard that.
"What was that?" Vanessa said.
"No no, don't play that Perry. Don't pay attention to it, it's nothing that'll embarass me in front of my other evil friends." lied Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Perry smiled deviously and hit play.
"This, Perry the Platypus, is my greatest and favorite creation. I mean, after Vanessa, because obviously she comes before this. I mean, she's my only daughter, I love her more than one of my -inators."
The two looked at each other, Heinz feeling extremely embarassed.
"Dad? Is that true?" Vanessa.
"*sigh* Of course it is pumpkin. I may be an evil villain but I care about you more than about a stupid inator. Sure, I'd take over the Tri-State Area if my first inator was destroyed, but if something happened to you I'd blow up the Earth in rage. I know it seems like I focus more on evil than you, but when I'm trying to take over the Tri-State Area or something, I'm always thinking that once I take over, you get to be treated like the princess you are and deserve to be, and have a better childhood than I did." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Vanessa couldn't help but smile.
"Well I think that deserves a reward." said Roger.
"Really?"
CLINK!
"Yes, like life in prison." said Roger as he handcuffed Heinz.
"Wait, you're arresting me? But we're brothers, and why do you have handcuffs?" Heinz asked.
"I keep a pair so I can arrest someone and look like a hero."
"SMILE!" said a reporter.
SNAP!
"I see what you mean."
"Besides, you tried to destroy half the city and gave me bad publicity. How do you think people will react when they hear that the mayor has an evil brother? No, I'm afraid you're going to be arrested and put in prison, for life if I can."
"Not so fast."
"Yay my back-up is here." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Clink!
Major Monogram appeared and handcuffed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Actually I didn't have back-up, I was just hoping I'd get lucky. Anyway, why are you arresting me?" asked Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"You destroyed the OWCA headquarters, captured all the agents, and left me and Carl under rubble and left us for dead." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"... No I didn't."
"Unbelievable. Any way, we're also here to wipe everyone's memory of this incident."
"Awwwww." groaned Phineas.
"Starting with the culprit who's known about Agent P's secret from way before today. Come with me." said Major Monogram has he tugged on the arm that belonged to the individual who I am not stalling for time is-
Drumrooooooooollllll
Druumrooooooooollllll..
-named Stacy.
"STACY! You knew Perry was a secret agent?" Candace said.
"Yeah, I kinda learned by accident. Remember when we went to London and your brothers made a waterslide around Big Ben? Well when I saw it "disappear" I saw a pharmacist at the top being kicked off by a platypus with a fedora. I may not be smart, but even I knoe you guys had the only platypus there. Probably. But how did you guys know, I never told a soul except- HEY! You guys read my diary!" said Stacy.
"Don't look at me. Carl was the one who discovered your secret." said Major Monogram. Carl guiltily whistled non-chalantly. "Well, anyway, along with her, we have to erase everyone else's minds. And as for ex-Agent P, he'll have his mind wiped and relocated, along with everyone else."
"Now hold on, who said you we were relocating us?" said Linda. "We're already moving."
"Wait, we're still moving?" Phineas asked.
"Of course, this place is way too dangerous."
"No it isn't."
WHAM!
Just then, the giant arm from Dr. Doofenshmirtz-2's robot landed on Dr. Doofenshmirtz-1.
"Owwwwww." he moaned.
"Point taken. So it looks like either way, Dr. D's going to be arrested, we're moving, and never seeing our friends again?" summarized Ferb.
"Yep." said Linda.
"Pretty much." said Major Monogram. "Speaking of Dr. D, we should probably-"
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH HA!" laughed Dr. Doofenshmirtz at the controls of the arm. "I'm not done yet." he said as he tossed the two handcuffs down.
"How did you get up there and out of those handcuffs?" Roger asked.
"From years of practicing as a magician in my youth, and my very stick-like arms let them slide off. As for getting up here..." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Hello, victims." said Vanessa evilly.
"Vanessa?" said Ferb.
"That's right, I'm tired of people saying I'm kinda evil. From now on, I'm full evil. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" she laughed.
"Now, to wreak my vengeance-"
"Uh Dad, why don't I take over?" Vanessa asked.
"Ooooh, great idea. You don't know how proud I am of you sweetie."
Dr. Doofenshmirtz scooted over and let Vanessa take over. She pressed a button and fired at Phineas and his friends. At first they thought nothing happened.
"What just happened?" Phineas asked. He felt around and realized that he, Candace, Ferb, Baljeet, Buford, Isabella, Stacy, their 2nd Dimension counterparts, Meap, and Perry were trapped in an invisible box.
"No need to thank me for sparing you guys for what's about to happen." Vanessa said evilly.
She hit a few buttons and targetted everyone in the audience, and then fired.
"NOOO!" Phineas yelled.
"NOOOO!" Candace yelled."
ZZZZZZZAP!
Vanessa smiled and then hit the self-destruct button and pushed her father out as the arm exploded.
The box disappeared and everyone was confused to see everyone in the crowd was alright.
"What just happened?" Candace asked.
"Did something evil: lie." said Vanessa.
"Pardon?" Phineas said.
"Sorry I had to trap you, but it was so you guys wouldn't forget?"
"... Can you be a bit clearer?" asked Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"I found a way to keep my dad out of jail, you guys here, and Perry with you: I wiped everyone's memories with the Amnesia-inator and the Forget-ABout-It-Inator of the incident." said Vanessa.
"Wow, that's both good and evil. I'm so kinda proud of you, I think." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Actually, I still have my memories." said Carl.
"Uh-oh." everyone said.
"So I guess you're going to wipe our memories?" Phineas guessed.
"Actually, no. Too be honest, I like you kids and I think that after all of this, I think I can trust you with Agent P's secret."
"Really?"
"Yeah. I'll promise to keep this a secret, but you guys have to not actually tell anyone Agent P's secret, or go on missions with him, unless it's an end of the world situation. That goes for you too, Dr. Doofenshmirtz. You can't go after Perry's owners or hurt them."
"I'll make sure that he obeys." said Vanessa.
"Okay, and just one more thing." Carl said. He whispered something into Stacy's ear.
"EW! I won't go out with you." said Stacy.
"Well, it was worth a shot." said Carl.
"C'mon Ferb, we better make sure that the school gets opened." said Phineas. Everyone but Perry and Carl stayed as Major Monogram stumbled over to them.
"Carl, what just happened?" Major Monogram asked.
"Um Agent P caught the girl, and wiped her memory." lied Carl.
"He did? Oh great job Agent P. I knew I could count on-"
"Francis?"
Major Monogram turned to see Professor Eforp.
"Daddy?" said Major Monogram.
The two ran to each other, hugged, and cried tears of joy.
"Oh Daddy, I missed you so much." cried Major Monogram.
"I missed you too Francis. I'm so sorry I left you with Mr. Monogram, but I knew I couldn't take you in hiding with me." said Professor Eforp. "But now that I'm out of hiding, I'm here for you."
"Mr. Monogram was mean. He made me go to The Academy. ..."
Meanwhile, Phineas and Ferb found Roger with their parents.
"Mr. Doofenshmirtz." Phineas asked.
"Huh? Where am I?" he said.
"You're here to authorize the opening of this school. See here's the staff." said Phineas handing him a list of teachers.
"Oh so it is. Wait, you're missing the Principal, Vice Principal, and a science teacher."
"We are?"
"I'm sorry, but you need a full list to so I'm afraid-"
"Wait, here are your teachers!" said Candace. She dragged in front of her Linda, Lawrence, and Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Heinz, you're a teacher?" Roger asked.
"Ummmm yes?"
"What?" Linda and Lawrence asked woozily.
"You guys volunteered to be the new principal and co-principal." lied Candace.
"We did?" Linda asked.
"Yeah, and there's no back out." lied Candace.
"Oh. Alright then. I guess we don't have to move then." said Linda.
"Well, everything looks official. I hereby declare that this school is open. By the way, do your teacher's have lesson plans?"
"... Drat! I knew we forgot something." said Phineas.
"Well, since it looks like you kids put a lot of effort, so I'll just move the first day of school to next week."
"Really? Thanks."
"Melanie! Get the limo and take me home." said Roger.
"YES! We did it." cheered Phineas.
Everyone cheered when they heard that.
"YEAH! I GET TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL!" said Baljeet.
"Why are you cheering? School sucks." said Buford.
"Oh come on Buford, school won't be that bad. By the way Dr. D, why did you help us?" said Phineas.
"Are you kidding, school is lame. Even you guys couldn't make it fun." said Buford.
"I'm with him on this one. And I didn't help you, I just want to be able to spread evil to children and pay off the debt I owe for destroying OWCA. Not to mention be closer to my baby girl." explained Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Dad." said Vanessa.
"And besides, you guys can't make it fun by making your inventions because I'll be busting you. But only because so mom can see it." said Candace.
"Not if Perry stops you, and are you challenging us Buford and Candace?" Phineas asked.
"Yeah." they said.
"Okay, Ferb I know what we're going to do next week: make this the best school year ever." said Phineas.
"Yeah, we'll see." said Buford.
"Yeah. Ferb we should probably come up with some blueprints." said Phineas.
"C'mon Vanessa, let's start planning for the school year." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Can I say something?" said Ferb. "I know I haven't talked very much over the summer, but that's because I've been thinking about how lucky we are to have summer. Now we've given the gift of having another week of it, and you're planning to outdo each other in good and evil, when you're forgetting what the summer was made for: fun. Summer is the one time where we can be ourselves, have fun, and make memories that last a lifetime. It doesn't matter if it's the most complex thing ever or the simplest, all that matter is that we're having fun. We may not have many summers left, but we need to make those last so that we we're old and our grandchildren are celebrating summer, we'll look back at those moment of fun and say "I did that over the summer and I don't regret it". So whether you're brother and brother, parent and child, friend and friend, nemesis and nemesis, it doesn't matter what you do with them this summer, just as long as you enjoy it and make it worth a lifetime."
"*Sniff* Wow, Ferb that was beautiful. We should make these days count. And since today is the last day of summer technically, and we do have a big stage, I say we do one big thing. Ferb... why don't you say it." said Phineas.
"Phineas, I know how we're going to end today.
End of Ch.13
That was a long chapter. I'm exhausted. But don't go yet, stay tuned for the final Ch. 14: The End (The Musical)