Roadshow
Chapter 12:
I Wanna Drive You Home
"Whoa. What a large facility," Yui Hirasawa said as the girls entered Pole Position, a indoor kart racing track in Las Vegas. "I've never seen anything like this."
"It's so beautiful," Tsumugi Kotobuki added. "Look at the track. It weaves and wiggles. It's just like a snake!"
"Absolutely," Mio Akiyama said. "I haven't had the time to take a driver's exam yet, but I suppose driving one of these will do."
"Mio," teased Ritsu, "you are going to be toast when I am through with you."
"No, you're not."
"Ohhhhh yes I am." Her grim of confidence told the story.
"Interesting how all of the cars are lined up by number," said Nodoka Manabe. "Miss Sawako, do we have to get our helmets somewhere?"
"There should be an area that provides helmets and bibs," Sawako Yamanaka suggested.
"I've never felt this confident," said Azusa Nakano, her eyes burning.
"Are you all right?" Jun Suzuki asked.
"I'm more than all right; I'm fired up!"
"For me, this isn't about winning or losing, this is about having a good time," Ui Hirasawa said.
"Are you guys the members of Hokago Tea Time?" a burly man with a beard said, flashing a gold tooth.
"Yes, we are," said Sawako.
"Welcome to Pole Position. My name is Paul, and I'm the owner of this track. I hope you enjoy your time in the middle of your week here in Las Vegas."
"Paul, huh?" Yui wondered. "So is this place actually called 'Paul Position'?" They all turned to her with confused looks. "Eh?"
"I suppose so," he chuckled. "There's an area straight ahead when you can don your bibs and helmets."
"Mr. Paul," Sawako said, "We want to race 100 laps around the track."
"A hundred?" they all asked.
"It's a short track, and you can get 100 laps done without much trouble."
"You're joining in as well?" asked Paul.
"Our teacher is opting for the arcade, sir," Ui said.
"I see. Well, no problem. We have a large arcade for the missus to have fun in. All right, when you're ready, let's do some racing. See you all in a bit!"
"This way," Ritsu said, leading the girls to the change room.
Sawako was left alone, and a smirk came across her face. "Heh, now that I know how to win at a casino, let me see if I can conquer every game here at Pole Position! Here we go! ¡Ya se armó!" Sawako skipped merrily like a madman on steroids to the arcade, where a new set of challenges await.
"This helmet looks a little tight on me," Ritsu said as she put it on."
Mio was putting on her bib. "I think mine's feels all right."
"Lucky!" Yui said. "Can I ride a motorcycle with this?"
"Onee-chan, you need to wear a helmet when riding a motorcycle anyway," Ui reminded here.
"This has an unusual odor to it," Nodoka said. "Must be because lot of other people used it. Do they wash these things?" They turned to her with suspicious looks. "Never mind."
"I'm ready!" Jun said, pumping his fists. She had everything on, and as she flipped open the visor, she flashed a vulcan salute and a smile.
"Good God, that was quick!" Azusa exclaimed, hands on her hips.
"I have never driven, let alone raced on, a go-kart before," Tsumugi said, hands clasped as her hips subconsciously wiggled side to side.
"Why are you hips wiggling, Mugi?" Mio asked.
"She's excited, Mio," Ritsu replied. "Aren't you, Mugi?"
"Mmm-hmmm!"
"Whoever wins this race gets to determine where we eat for lunch. Agreed?" They all nodded their heads.
"I think we're ready," Azusa said. "Let's go!"
The eight of them walked, arms entwined, to the track as they picked their car, got inside, and put on their seatbelts.
"Racers, are you ready?" Paul asked over the intercom.
"Yeah!" they all said, fists raised.
"All right ladies, start your engines!"
Soon after, they turned their engines on and began to move around the track to warm-up. The good thing about the helmets was that the racers could communicate with each other. Yui took a little longer to start, but once she knew how to use it, she caught up with the pack.
Paul dropped the green flag, and a hundred laps of racing began.
"I'm coming after you, Mio!" Ritsu said as she took the early lead in the first lap.
"Not if I can help in, sunshine!" Mio replied, storming right back.
"Three can play at that game!" said Jun, making some headway in the second lap.
"I want to join in too!" Yui said, swerving her way to the lead.
"How did she do that?"
"Sempai, wait up!" Azusa exclaimed, making a move.
"Let's see if I can get this one revved up into overdrive," Nodoka said as she slid through the turns on her kart. "I think that's how you say it."
"This is so much fun!" Tsumugi squealed. "I feel like I'm racing in heaven!"
Paul donned his shades, scanning the proceedings as the race went on.
"Take that! And that! And that!"
Miss Sawako was burning through the levels on the fifth game that she was attempting to finish. She had cleared the other four and earned the highest score on each of them. "Aw, shoot!" she exclaimed. "Time for another quarter to finish this thing. Say your prayers, Monster boy! Ahahahahahaaah!"
The janitor doing the sweeping, a 60-year old urchin with a beard, looked from the distance with a confounded look on his face as Sawako continued to conquer every opponent like a madwoman with no regard for humanity.
Soon enough, the last lap was coming for the eight of them, and Ritsu was leading the charge. "Hah, I'm about to win this race, as predicted!" she proclaimed.
Unfortunately she spoke too soon. Ui, with a glint in her eyes that even Ritsu could sense from afar, made one last push to weave past every opponent.
"Oh no, I can't let Miss Perfect beat me...no!" But it was too late. Ui and Yui passed her, and then Azusa, and then the others. Ritsu had run out of power on her engine by the time all of them reached the finish line, where the checkered flag was waiting.
"Awesome job, Ui!" Yui said.
"I know."
"Great race, everyone," said Azusa.
"This was awesome!" Tsumugi exclaimed.
"Not bad," Nodoka remarked.
"I should have done better here, crap," Jun snarled.
"At least I finished better than Ritsu," Mio said smugly.
Ritsu was crying a river through her saturated helmet. "Dammit..."
The final order of finish: Ui, Yui, Azusa, Jun, Mio, Tsumugi, Nodoka, Ritsu.
As the girls went back to the change room to remove their helmets and bibs, Ritsu was huddled in a corner, drowning in her own self-imposed misery. "This isn't fair..."
"Life isn't fair, Ritsu," Mio said, walking over, crouching next to her. "Sometimes you're first, sometimes you're last. You just have to accept it and move on."
"Easy for you to say, you finished fifth!" she shot back, still in tears.
Annoyed, Mio hugged Ritsu, placing her head between her soft cleavage. "Shhhh. It's all right."
"Mio...why do these things happen to me?"
"Shhhh..."
"Why do I feel the softness of your love in my darkest hour?"
"It's all right, Ritsu. Calm down."
"Mio...mmmm..." The sadness and anger turned into a smile, and soon enough, Ritsu was sleeping.
"What are those two doing?" Azusa asked Yui.
"I think it's therapy."
"Correct, onee-chan," Ui said.
"Oh my," Tsumugi said. "It's too much, too much..."
"Need a tissue?" Nodoka asked, offering a paper handkerchief.
"Yes."
"Sensing the warning signs before the worst comes to mind...that's Nodoka-chan for you," Yui said.
"You know me very well, Yui."
"I think we're going to go back to McDonald's," Ui said.
Ritsu's mood changed. "M...McDonald's?"
"That was quick!" the others exclaimed.
"I'm back," said Sawako. "Had a great race?"
"Ritsu didn't," Mio said.
"I won the race, Miss Sawako, and I told them we're returning to McDonald's for lunch," Ui said.
"Sounds good. I could only finish five games because you guys didn't take very long to finish what you started."
"High score, Sawachan?" Yui asked.
"Mmm-hmmm."
"Whoa."
"So, let's go ahead and head over to McDonald's for lunch!"
"Had fun, ladies?" Paul asked the crew.
"Thanks a lot for having us here," Azusa said, bowing with the others.
"My pleasure, kids. Hope all goes well with your stay here in Vegas and you enjoy the concert. Take care."
And so the band left Pole Position, but it was going to take Ritsu some time before she got back to her bubbly self."
"I really wish we went to a fancy restaurant instead of McDonald's," Yui said as she feasted on a Big Mac.
"If Ritsu had won the race, we all would be going to Dick's Last Resort at Excalibur," Ui explained.
"What's that?"
"A restaurant in which the people treat you like trash," Nodoka said, sipping a soda.
"Ritsu would have knocked a few of the workers out and we would have had some bad press," Mio inferred. "Right, Ritsu?"
She was busy sipping a milkshake. "Eh, what? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you."
"Never mind."
Yui spotted a girl with teal-colored twin tails in the background. She quickly finished her Big Mac and her soda. "I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, Sempai?" Azusa asked.
"Shhhh. It's a secret."
Azusa pouted as Yui skipped off to where the girl with the teal-colored hair is.
"So boring, this city," the girl said, looking at the window, watching the people pass by. "It's not like Los Angeles, where things are a bit more exciting, a bit more interesting."
"Hello," Yui said from behind.
"Aaaah! You scared me."
"Heheh. You're Miku Hatsune, aren't you?"
"Oh my, somebody notices me here. Yes, that's me."
Yui went to do a little groping to be convinced this was her and not a 3D avatar version of her."Oh my. All flesh and bone. And so squeezable, too!"
"Uh, please don't squeeze me. It's too embarrassing."
"Can't help it. I am one of your fans. You sing really well."
"Of course I do~~~!" she sang in response, giggling afterwards.
"By the way, my name is Yui Hirasawa, the lead guitarist of Hokago Tea Time. A pleasure to meet you."
"Yui Hirasawa...Oh, you're from that band whose bassist wears striped panties like me. I prefer teal, because it matches my hair."
"Mio-chan prefers blue."
"Mio Akiyama, right? I like that name. Do you want to have a seat?"
"Absolutely." She plopped right down, admiring Miku's charms with a blush. "Hey Miku, what brings you here to Las Vegas?"
"Well, they want me and my band to perform a show over at the Pearl Concert Theater at the Palms tonight."
"Hey, that's where we do our rehearsing. We're going to be doing some recording over there in an hour."
"Really. That's wonderful! I do have time to watch you guys play. Where's the rest of your band?"
"Right over there, eating," Yui said, pointing to the corner. "By the way, where are Rin, Len and Luka?"
"Shopping again. They will be cameoing with me, so they don't have to do too much tonight."
"Do you want to go meet the rest of my band?"
"Sure, I guess."
"Come on, let's go!" Yui grabbed Miku by the hand.
"Whoa, you're going a bit too quickly!"
"I think an idol like you can catch up. Hey you guys, look who I brought."
Ritsu's jaw dropped. "No way, don't tell me..."
Mio blinked. "The eyes, the hair, the detached sleeved and teal tie..."
Tsumugi knew it. "It's you, isn't it?"
"Miku Hatsune!" the others exclaimed.
"Yes, that's me," she said, laughing in embarassment. "A pleasure to meet you all!" she sang. They others applauded. "Can you introduce yourselves? Yui-chan here already did."
"Mio Akiyama, bass."
"Ritsu Tainaka, drums!"
"Tsumugi Kotobuki, keyboards."
"Azusa Nakano, guitar."
"Nodoka Manabe, a friend of Yui."
"Ui Hirasawa, Yui's sister."
"Jun Suzuki, the ultimate HTT roadie!"
"And I am Sawako Yamanaka, the manager of this band," she said. "A pleasure to meet one of the finest singers in all of Japan, Miku-chan."
"Hmmmm."
"Miku-chan, what brings you here to Las Vegas?" Tsumugi asked as Miku sat down with them.
"I have a show later tonight with my band," she said. "We're doing a nationwide tour promoting my music, and I've already done a few PR appearances earlier this week. This is the penultimate stop before we wrap it up in L.A."
"So what cities have you visited?" Azusa asked.
"Good question. Well, I've been to New York, Boston, Chicago, Miami, Washington D.C., Houston, Dallas, Nashville, Cleveland, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Phoenix, Orlando, Salt Lake City, Seattle, Portland and San Francisco."
"No stop in San Diego at Comic-Con?" Jun asked.
"My promoters couldn't get me a spot in time, but they probably will next year. I do have an engagement next year at L.A.'s Anime Expo, so that should be a fun one."
"What's your attitude performing?" Nodoka asked her. "Do you demand anything in return, like big contracts or what not?"
"I've got a promoter that is not a Svengali when it comes to the business side of the music industry. I don't ask for six-figure contracts or big offers. If it comes to me, I take it. At a very young age, I wanted to be a performer, and be the best I can be in my profession, irrespective of whether or not I get a deal."
"Do you own a mansion like Mugi?" Ritsu asked.
"No, I actually prefer to keep my money for a rainy day. I own a house in the suburbs of Tokyo. I used to go to work at the studio on my own power, but now I have to ask Kaito to escort me because I don't want anything bad to happen to me, you know?"
"Is Kaito your significant other?" Ui wondered.
"Yes, he is. We've been together for a year now. He is such an awesome person. And he knows how to treat someone like me right."
"Ooooh. Congratulations."
Ritsu nodded, acknowledging the situation. "Hmmm...such are the trappings of fame."
"The trappings, indeed."
"Well, you're safe with us until your show. Did you want us to bring you to the studio so you can see us perform?" Mio asked.
"That would be awesome, Mio-sempai!" Azusa exclaimed.
"I second that," Tsumugi said.
"Sure," Miku said with a smile as they all went to the coach. "I like the livery on this one."
"That shows you all you need to know," Sawako said as Jerry drove them back to the Palms.
Sawako brought the basket of song names as Miku took a seat behind the glass with Ui, Nodoka, and Jun to watch the proceedings. "All right, I've got the song names here. Remember: 20 songs, four per person. The rotation is as follows: Ritsu, Mio, Tsumugi, Yui, and Azusa, in order of Admission to the Union."
"America, fuck yeah," Jun snickered, triggering a laugh of embarrassment from Miku and Ui and a raised eyebrow from Nodoka.
"Ritsu, go first."
"All right!" A few second later, she took the first song. "It's 'My Sharona' by The Knack. Oh, this should be easy."
"Hey, I know that song," Yui said, sucking her finger.
"Are you sure?" Azusa asked with a look of suspicion.
"Yush."
"All right, let's do it," Mio said.
"Here we go," Tsumugi replied.
"Anytime you are ready, start playing," Sawako said.
Ritsu counted down. "1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4!" A pounding of the cadence, followed by Mio's lead-in, and everyone else, and the song began with Mio doing lead vocals.
"Oo my little pretty one, pretty one
When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?
Oo you make my motor run, my motor run
Gun it coming off of the line, Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up with a touch of the younger kind
My-ee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
Ma ma ma my Sharona
Come a little closer, over here
Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona
Keep a little mystery, kissin' me
Runnin' down the length of my thigh, Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up from a touch of the younger kind
My-ee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
Ma ma ma my Sharona
Ma ma ma my Sharona
When ya gonna get to me, get to me
Is it just a matter of time, Sharona
Is it a destiny, a destiny
Or is it just a game in my mind, Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up from a touch of the younger kind
My-ee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
Myee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
Ma ma ma my Sharona
Ooooh my Sharona!"
"Wonderful," Miku said. "I liked the guitar solo on Yui-chan's part. You really hit it. It's like I'm hearing a girl version of the Knack!"
"Eheheheh..."
"All right, my turn," Mio said.
"Your turn, huh?" asked Ritsu. "Which song are you choosing?"
"Let's find out." A few second later, the selection. "'Fun, Fun, Fun' by the Beach Boys? Yuck! What is this, grade school?"
"Well, you picked it, so we gotta play it, Mio-chan," said sympathetic Mugi as the others in the control room laughed.
"Ohhhh, mou!"
"Ready, Yui and Azusa?" Ritsu asked with a thumbs-up. They both returned the signal. "1, 2, 3!" Azusa did the leading in, and Yui did the main vocals, with everyone else doing backup.
"Well she got her daddy's car
And she cruised through the hamburger stand now
Seems she forgot all about the library
Like she told her old man now
And with the radio blasting
Goes cruising just as fast as she can now
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away
(Fun, fun, fun 'til her daddy takes the T-Bird away)
Well the girls can't stand her
'Cause she walks looks and drives like an ace now
(You walk like an ace now, you walk like an ace)
She makes the Indy 500 look like the Roman chariot race now
(You look like an ace now, you look like an ace)
A lotta guys try to catch her
But she leads them on a wild goose chase now
(You drive like an ace now, you drive like an ace)
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away
(Fun, fun, fun 'til her daddy takes the T-Bird away)
Well you knew all along
That your dad was gettin' wise to you now
(You shouldn't have lied now, you shouldn't have lied)
And since he took your set of keys
You've been thinking that your fun is all through now
(You shouldn't have lied now, you shouldn't have lied)
But you can come along with me
'Cause we gotta a lot of things to do now
(You shouldn't have lied now, you shouldn't have lied)
And we'll have fun, fun, fun now that daddy took the T-Bird away
(Fun, fun, fun now that daddy took the T-Bird away)
And we'll have fun fun fun now that daddy took the T-Bird away
(Fun, fun, fun now that daddy took the T-Bird away)
(Fun, fun now that daddy took the T-Bird away)
(Fun, fun now that daddy took the T-Bird away)
(Fun, fun now that daddy took the T-Bird away)
(Fun, fun now that daddy took the T-Bird away)
(Fun, fun now that daddy took the T-Bird away)
(Fun, fun now that daddy took the T-Bird away)
(Fun, fun now that daddy took the T-Bird away)
(Fun, fun now that daddy took the T-Bird away)..."
"This song always makes me want to dance," Miku said. "I mean, I want to be in a teal-striped string bikini with a mai tai, shaking my hips to this song, it's so awesome!"
"Me too," Ui said. "But I prefer orange and a daiquiri."
"You two are talking about alcohol already?" Jun said, stupefied. "I am so disappointed in both of you."
"That was so much fun to play," Yui said. "Mugi-chan, what song do you have?"
"'Suds in the Bucket' by Sara Evans," Tsumugi said.
"A country song?" Ritsu said. "Easy backbeat, coming right up."
"Country time," Mio said to Azusa.
"Here we go..."
"Are we ready?"
Yui took out a bottleneck and placed it on his middle finger. "We're ready, captain!"
"Here we go! 1, 2, 1, 2, 3!" And a little country was in order, with Tsumugi doing lead vocals.
"She was in the backyard, say it was a little past nine
When her prince pulled up, a white pickup truck
Her folks should of seen it comin' it was only just a matter of time
Plenty old enough, and you can't stop love.
She stuck a note on the screen door "Sorry but I got to go"
That was all she wrote, her mama's heart was broke
That was all she wrote, so the story goes
Now her daddy's in the kitchen starin' out the window, scratchin' and a rackin' his brains
How could 18 years just up and walk away?
Our little pony-tail girl growed up to be a woman
Now she's gone in the blink of an eye
She left the suds in the bucket and the clothes hangin' out on the line
Now don't you wonder what the preacher's gonna preach about sunday morn' Nothing quite like this has happened here before
Well he must have been a looker, a smooth talkin' son of a gun
For such a grounded girl to just up and run
Course you can't fence time, and you can't stop love
Now all the biddies in the beauty shop gossip goin' on stop Sippin on pink lemonade
How could 18 years just up'n and walk away?
Our little pony-tail girl growed up to be a woman
Now she's gone in the blink of an eye
She left the suds in the bucket and the clothes hangin' out on the line
YEEEHOO!
She's got her pretty little bare feet hangin' out the window And they're headin up to Vegas tonight
How could 18 years just up'n walk away?
Our little pony-tail girl grown up to be a woman
Now she's gone in the blink of an eye
She left the suds in the bucket and the clothes hangin' out on the line
She left the suds in the bucket and the clothes hangin' out on the line
She was in the backyard, say it was a little past nine
When her prince pulled up, a white pick up truck
Plenty old enough, and you can't stop love
No you can't fence time, and you can't stop love!"
"That was some wicked country you dished out," Miku said. "Loved every minute of it."
"That was the very first time we performed a country song, ever," Mio said.
"Ever?" Azusa asked.
"Ever."
"My turn now," Yui said, picking a song name. "All right, here it is. 'Hotel California' by the Eagles. Hey Azunyan, are you ready to do a little guitar harmony with me?"
"Yes, Master," she replied with a purr.
"Love that devotion."
"All right, we're good," Ritsu said. "Private Hirasawa, when you're ready, start it up!"
"Right, Captain!"
"On a dark desert highway,
Cool wind in my hair,
Warm smell of "colitas"
Rising up through the air,
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light,
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim,
I had to stop for the night.
There she stood in the doorway,
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinkin' to myself :
"This could be heaven and this could be hell"
Then she lit up a candle,
And she showed me the way,
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel California,
Such a lovely place, (Such a lovely place) Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California,
Any time of year, (Any time of year) You can find it here
Her mind is Tiffany-twisted,
She got the Mercedes BENZ
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard,
Sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember,
Some dance to forget
So I called up the Captain
"Please bring me my wine"
He said, "We haven't had that spirit here
Since nineteen sixty-nine"
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say:
Welcome to the Hotel California,
Such a lovely place, (Such a lovely place) Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the Hotel California,
What a nice surprise, (What a nice surprise) Bring your alibis
Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice, and she said:
"We are all just prisoners here,
Of our own device"
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast,
They stabbed it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember, I was running for the door,
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before,
"Relax," said the night man, "We are programmed to receive,
You can check out anytime you like... but you can never leave"."
"I love the Eagles," Miku said. "The soulfulness of the guitars and the power of the drumming of Don Henley and the vocals of Henley and Frey...truly California in its approach. Wonderful stuff."
"I like the Eagles, too," said Jun. "A wonderful band."
"Well, Azusa," Mio asked, "what song will you choose?"
"Hmmm..." She ran her hand through the papers, eventually choosing a song. "It's the Clash's 'Rock The Casbah.'"
"The Clash? Man, that is a good choice!" Yui exclaimed.
"I can do the keyboarding on this one, too."
"I want to do lead vocals on this one!"
"You got it," Mio said. "I concede, Miss Greedy." Yui defiantly stuck her tongue out.
"Here we go." Ritsu counted down. "1, 2, 1, 2, 3!" Tsumugi and Ritsu got the song started with some nice synthesizer work.
"Now the king told the boogie men
You have to let that raga drop
The oil down the desert way
Has been shakin' to the top
The sheik he drove his Cadillac
He went a' cruisin' down the ville
The muezzin was a' standing
On the radiator grille
The sharif don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
The sharif don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
By order of the prophet
We ban that boogie sound
Degenerate the faithful
With that crazy Casbah sound
But the Bedouin they brought out
The electric camel drum
The local guitar picker
Got his guitar picking thumb
As soon as the sharif
Had cleared the square
They began to wail
The sharif don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
The sharif don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
Now over at the temple
Oh! They really pack 'em in
The in crowd say it's cool
To dig this chanting thing
But as the wind changed direction
The temple band took five
The crowd caught a whiff
Of that crazy Casbah jive
The sharif don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
The sharif don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
The king called up his jet fighters
He said you better earn your pay
Drop your bombs between the minarets
Down the Casbah way
As soon as the sharif was
Chauffeured outta there
The jet pilots tuned to
The cockpit radio blare
As soon as the sharif was
Outta their hair
The jet pilots wailed
The sharif don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
The sharif don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
He thinks it's not kosher
Fundamentally he can't take it.
You know he really hates it."
"Fun song. Really fun song," Ui said.
"I have that number on my iPod," Miku added. "I listen to it when I am doing my morning jog."
"I wish they played 'London Calling,' though," Jun said with a glum look on her face.
"Can't have it all, you know," said Nodoka with a sympathetic look.
"Well, what song with Ricchan get this time?" Tsumugi asked the band. "Ricchan?"
"The song will be...'Carry On Wayward Son' by Kansas."
"This will be a fun one to sing and play," Azusa said.
"Let's have Azunyan, Mio-chan and I share the lyrics on this song!" a fired-up Yui said, clasping her hands.
"You got it," Ritsu said. "Go for it, the three of you."
"Carry on my wayward son,
For there'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Now don't you cry no more
Once I rose above the noise and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond the illusion
I was soaring ever higher, but I flew too high
Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man
Though my mind could think I still was a mad man
I hear the voices when I'm dreamin',
I can hear them say
Carry on my wayward son,
For there'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Now don't you cry no more
Masquerading as a man with a reason
My charade is the event of the season
And if I claim to be a wise man, it surely
means that I don't know
On a stormy sea of moving emotion
Tossed about I'm like a ship on the ocean
I set a course for winds of fortune, but
I hear the voices say
Carry on, you will always remember
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor
Now your life's no longer empty
Surely heaven waits for you
Carry on my wayward son,
For there'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Now don't you cry no more..."
"Powerful number right there," Miku said, sipping a bottle of vegetable juice.
"Very powerful, and I liked Mugi's keyboarding on this one," Nodoka said.
"The song 'Dust In The Wind' is also killer," Jun added.
"Easy listening, that," said Ui.
"What will Mio-chuan pick this time?" Ritsu wondered, twirling a drumstick idly.
"I believe our next song is...'Does Your Mother Know' by ABBA? Another cheesy pop song!"
"Hey, is it okay if I join in on the recording?" Miku asked. "I do specialize in pop music."
"I don't see any problem with it," Sawako said.
"Miss Sawako, why did you put ABBA in here? They are not rock, they are pop!" Mio whinged.
"But I happen to like ABBA, too," she pouted. "And if it was such a problem, why did you choose it?"
"Whatever, I give up."
"I can start this one," Tsumugi said. "Let me just fix some knobs and...done."
"We're set," Ritsu said. "Start this one, Mugi!"
Yui took lead vocals, with Miku and Azusa doing backup vocals.
"You're so hot, teasing me
So you're blue but I can't take a chance on a chick like you
It's something I couldn't do
There's that look in your eyes
I can read in your face that your feelings are driving you wild
Ah, but girl you're only a child
Well I can dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
Does your mother know that you're out
And I can chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does your mother know that you're out
Take it easy (take it easy)
Better slow down girl
That's no way to go
Does your mother know
Take it easy (take it easy)
Try to cool it girl
Take it nice and slow
Does your mother know
I can see what you want
But you seem pretty young to be searching for that kind of fun
So maybe I'm not the one
Now you're so cute, I like your style
And I know what you mean when you give me a flash of that smile (smile)
But girl you're only a child
Well I can dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
Does your mother know that you're out
And I can chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does your mother know that you're out
Take it easy (take it easy)
Better slow down girl
That's no way to go
Does your mother know
Take it easy (take it easy)
Try to cool it girl
Take it nice and slow
Does your mother know
Well I can dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
Does your mother know that you're out
And I can chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does your mother know that you're out?"
"A little Swedish pop never hurt no one," Nodoka said.
"I would like to record with HTT, if you don't mind, Miss Yamanaka," Miku said.
"Absolutely."
"My turn," Mugi said. "And we are doing 'Rainy Monday' by Shiny Toy Guns."
"Cool," Mio said. "Something relevant to my interests. Miku, did you want to do the lead vocals?"
"You can count on me to do this one."
"All right. Let's do this!" Ritsu exclaimed.
"I don't mind
You're someone that ain't mine
But someone that I'll get
And you don't know how
Hard I've tried
To convince myself that I
Can easily forget
But you left this feeling
Here inside me
One that never fails to find me...
On a rainy Monday
...i feel it inside of me
Like the days of summer...
On a rainy Monday
..I feel it inside me
In the hopes of one day...
\I won't lie
I still can't say that I
Admit we went too far
And you won't see me change my mind
But I really wish that I
Could forget the way you are
But you left this feeling here inside me
The battle in my mind still fights me
On a rainy Monday
...i feel it inside of me
Like the days of summer...
On a rainy Monday
..I feel it inside me
In the hopes of one day...
I can see that you're not beside me
But I still feel you shine inside of me
On a rainy Monday
...i feel it inside of me
Like the days of summer...
On a rainy Monday
..I feel it inside me
In the hopes of one day...
On a rainy Monday
...i feel it inside of me
Like the days of summer...
On a rainy Monday
..I feel it inside me
In the hopes of one day..."
"You got a wonderful voice," Yui said. "It's like an angel came to the studio and did some recording."
"Really beautiful!" Azusa added.
"Thank you," Miku said.
"I think it was great that we have Miku-chan with us recording with us here," Tsumugi said. "And it's time for me to pick a sung."
"Ooooh, what will it be this time?" Ritsu wondered, eager as ever.
"Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin."
"This should be a home run for us, then. Start it Azusa."
"Roger that!" Mugi's keyboard was able to simulate that of a flute as Azusa started the lead-in to the song.
"There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven
There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings
In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misleading
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it makes me wonder
There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking
and it makes me wonder
really makes me wonder
And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forest will echo with laughter
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean from the May Queen
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, Ooh, it makes me wonder
Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him
Dear lady, can't you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all is one and one is all, yeah
To be a rock and not to roll.
And she's buying the stairway to heaven..."
"Thank you, very nice," Sawako said. "Miku Hatsune, the second coming of Robert Plant."
"Really?" she asked her, laughing. "I suppose you can say that. Usually, it's Luka who would sing this song. But I guess I can hold my own here."
"Yes, you can. And some," Mio added.
"As always, Yui delivers with a solid emulation of Jimmy Page," Ritsu noted.
"But of course."
"Time for me to choose a song," said Yui. "It's 'I Wanna Drive You Home'" by ZZ Top."
"All right, peoples, let's do it!" Ritsu said. "1, 2, 3, 4!" Yui's guitar led the way, while Miku once again did lead vocals.
"She is an American car,
She isn't legal so she can't go far.
She got her mind stuck up in second gear,
Where she going ain't exactly clear.
Baby please, baby please, I wanna drive you home.
Low mileage without a pink slip,
Clean upholstery and it ain't been ripped.
She stripped her gears only late last night,
I don't think that thing was oiling right.
Baby please, baby please, I wanna drive you home.
She shakes and shimmies all over the road,
She's always happy when she carry a load.
Another lonesome automobile,
Something bout the way she makes me feel.
Baby please, baby please, I wanna drive you home."
"All right, it's my turn to pick a song," Azusa said.
"Nothing like a little ZZ Top to get you through the afternoon," Jun said, reclining on her seat.
"Always fun," Ui added.
"That's the first time I sang something like this," Miku noted.
"How did you know the lyrics?" Mio wondered.
"It's a secret."
Azusa waved a piece of paper. "I've made my selection. It's 'Manic Monday' by the Bangles."
"I think we have some piano work from Tsumugi on the way," Ritsu said. "You guys set?" They nodded. "1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4!" True to her prediction, Mugi's piano work highlighted this Bangles number.
"Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin' Valentino
By a crystal blue Italian stream
But I can't be late
'Cause then I guess I just won't get paid
These are the days
When you wish your bed was already made
It's just another manic Monday
I wish it were Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another manic Monday
Have to catch an early train
Got to be to work by nine
And if I had an air-o-plane
I still couldn't make it on time
'Cause it takes me so long
Just to figure out what I'm gonna wear
Blame it on the train
But the boss is already there
It's just another manic Monday
I wish it were Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another manic Monday
All of the nights
Why did my lover have to pick last night
To get down
Doesn't it matter
That I have to feed the both of us
Employment's down
He tells me in his bedroom voice
C'mon honey, let's go make some noise
Time it goes so fast
When you're having fun
It's just another manic Monday
I wish it were Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another manic Monday
I wish it was Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
It's just another manic Monday."
"I love the 80's," Ui said to Jun and Nodoka. "A very fun decade."
"That song and 'Walk Like An Egyptian' were the only two hits from that band," Nodoka replied.
"I'm torn on which song is better, " Jun said. "Do you have a coin, Nodoka-sempai?"
"No."
"Awww."
"Can we have a break to let Miku do a little singing with one of her numbers?" Yui asked Miss Sawako.
"Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt to have a break and let our guest of the day show what she can really do."
"I want to do 'World Is Mine,'" Miku said. "It's a song that's very special to me."
"No problem," Ritsu replied. "Let's do it. 'World is Mine'!"
"The very best Princess!
So treat me just us such, carve it in your heart! Okay~
Number 1 Always notice my different hair styles.
Number 2 Look at me from head to toe.
Got that?
Number 3 For everything I say,
reply with at least three words.
If you understand, then do something about
my lonely right hand!
Not really,
I didn't say I was so spoiled.
I want you to think I'm cute,
from the bottom of your heart.
The very best Princess!
Just realize it…hey hey!
Making me wait is out of the question!
Who do you think I am?
Whatever, right now I want to eat something sweet!
RIGHT NOW!
Fault? Don't you mean charm?
I won't allow any complaints!
Hey…are you listening to me?
HEY!
Ah, also, a white horse
is obvious right?
Come and pick me up,
if you understand then serve me!
Bow, offer your hand, and say "Princess"
Not really,
I didn't say I was so spoiled.
But you know,
it's okay to scold me a bit you know.
The very best and my very own Prince!
Realize it…c'mon c'mon!
My hand is empty!
Such a shy and unsociable Prince…
Gosh why? Hurry and realize it!
You don't understand…
don't understand…
Short cake with strawberry on top,
Top of the line mouth watering Pudding. *
Everyone, everyone is holding back.
Don't think I'm such a spoiled child!
I can hold back if I put my mind to it!
I'll just regret it later on.
Of course, that's because I'm...
The very best Princess!
Always keep an eye on me 'kay!
I might leave off to somewhere.
Suddenly I was hugged from behind,
it's so sudden! Eh!
"Watch your step, it's dangerous."
you said as you turned the other way…
…saying it that way is more dangerous…"
"Interesting lyrics," Jun said. "Midnight Superstar-like?"
"Could be," Nodoka replied, reading a book on the dark side of the music industry.
"I think they are wonderful," Ui said, clasping her hands, eyes sparkling.
"Did I sound all right?" Miku said. "I'm going to perform that song at the concert tonight."
"You're good. Real good," Ritsu said with a thumbs-up. "No problems whatsoever."
"Ricchan," Tsumugi asked, "do you know which song you're going to choose?"
"Third round, coming right up." Ritsu picked one from the basket. "I've got 'We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful' by Morrissey."
"Oh, that's a fun song," Mio said.
"I'll go back to the control room to watch you guys; I want to rest my vocal cords for tonight," Miku said.
"Thanks a lot for your contributions, Miku-chan," Sawako said.
"The pleasure is mine, Miss Yamanaka."
"Ready?" Ritsu asked. They were. "1, 2, 1, 2, 3!" Mio did the lead vocals on this number.
"We hate it when our friends become successful
We hate it when our friends become successful
Oh, look at those clothes
Now look at that face, it's so old
And such a video!
Well, it's really laughable
Ha, ha, ha ...
We hate it when our friends become successful
And if they're Northern, that makes it even worse
And if we can destroy them
You bet your life we will
Destroy them
If we can hurt them
Well, we may as well ...
It's really laughable
Ha, ha, ha ...
You see, it should've been me
It could've been me
Everybody knows
Everybody says so
They say:
Ah, you have loads of songs
So many songs
More songs than they'd stand
Verse
Chorus
Middle eight
Break, fade
Just listen..."
"A little bit of politics in song never hurt no one, unless you're on the short end of the stick," Nodoka said.
"True, true," Jun concurred.
"I wonder what Mio-sempai will choose," Ui said.
"Everyone, the next song is 'Heart and Soul' by Huey Lewis and the News. Finally, I pick a great number. Third time's the charm."
"Count it down, Ricchan!" exclaimed Yui.
"1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4!" Mio's bass led to the main melody. Yui took the lead vocals in this one.
"Two o'clock this morning
If she should come a calling
I couldn't dream of turning her away
And if it got hot and hectic
I know she'd be electric
I'd let her take her chances with me
You see, she gets what she wants
'Cause she's heart and soul
She's hot and cold
She's got it all, hot loving every night
Can't you see her standing there
See how she looks, see how she cares
I let her steal the night away from me
Nine o'clock this morning
She left without a warning
I let her take advantage of me
You see, she got what she wanted
'Cause she's heart and soul
She's hot and cold
She's got it all, hot loving every night
'Cause she's heart and soul
She's hot and cold
She's got it all,
She's heart and soul! Yeah!
She got loving every night
She's got it all,
She's heart and soul!"
"San Francisco's very own Huey Lewis and the News," Nodoka mused over a Starbucks brew from the vending machine.
"Marvelous stuff," Ui said. "Is that a Starbucks you're drinking."
"Just a caramel frappuccino, that's all."
"I like the music they are choosing," Jun said.
"Next up is 'Panama' by Van Halen!" Tsumugi said.
"Crap, I thought it was going to be 'Jump!'" Ritsu snapped. "Whatever."
"That's a good song right there," Azusa said.
Yui pursued the question. "Hey Azunyan, did you want to sing lead vocals in this one?"
"S...Sure..."
"Everyone, Azunyan is going to sing lead in this one."
"Good on you Azusa!" Ritsu said with a thumbs up. "1, 2, 1, 2, 3!"
Yui led the riffs into the main melody.
"Uh!
Oh yeah!
Ah-huh!
Jump back, what's that sound?
Here she comes, full blast'n top down
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue
Model citizen, zero discipline
Don't you know she's coming home with me
You'll lose her in that turn
I'll get her!
Panama, Panama
Panama, Panama
Ain't nothin' like it, it's a shining machine
Got the feel for the wheel, keep the movin' parts clean
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue
Got an on-ramp comin' through my bedroom
Don't you know she's coming home with me
You'll lose her in that turn
I'll get her
oh!
Panama, Panama
ow!
Panama, Panama
oh-oh-oh-oh
Woo!
Yeah, we're runnin' a little bit hot tonight
I can barely see the road from the heat comin' off
know what I'm sayin'
uhh, I reach down between my legs n' ease the seat back
She's runnin', I'm flyin'
Right behind in the rearview mirror now
Got the fearin', power steerin'
Pistons poppin', ain't no stoppin' now
Panama, Panama
Panama, Panama
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Panama, Panama
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Panama!"
"Hokago Tea Time: Bringing Tea Party Music To A Different Level," said Jun smugly.
"Is that our new slogan?" Azusa said, unimpressed.
"Up to you to approve it."
"Declined."
"Aaaah, I lost the game!"
"My turn to select a song," Yui said. "Hmmm, what will Yui select this time? 'Won't Get Fooled Again' by The Who."
"Great pick, Yui!" said Ritsu, applauding with her drumsticks.
"Excellent pick!" Mio exclaimed.
"She hit the jackpot," Mugi said.
"This is going to be a fun number to play," said Azusa. "Ritsu-sempai, we haven't seen you sing a number, so can you do this one?"
"Yes, ma'am, and this is for you, Keith Moon! 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4!" Ritsu did her best Roger Daltrey impersonation and Yui Hirasawa did a few Pete Townshend windmills along the way without fail.
"We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgment of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song
I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around me
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
And I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again
Change it had to come
We knew it all along
We were liberated from the fall that's all
But the world looks just the same
And history ain't changed
'Cause the banners, they all flown in the last war
I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around me
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
And I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again
No, no!
I'll move myself and my family aside
If we happen to be left half alive
I'll get all my papers and smile at the sky
For I know that the hypnotized never lie
Do ya?
There's nothing in the street
Looks any different to me
And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye
And the parting on the left
Is now the parting on the right
And the beards have all grown longer overnight
I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around me
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again
No, no!
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Meet the new boss...
Same as the old boss!"
"The ending of that song is similar to 'Problem Child' by AC/DC," said Nodoka.
"Just different chords," Jun added.
"Right," Ui said. "Love the show so far."
"Next up to make a song...Azusa!" Ritsu said, drinking some water.
"I wonder what song I'll get this time. Here it is. 'Your Love' by the Outfield. Another 80's song."
"Good selection, I suppose," said Mio.
"I love that song," said Tsumugi. "Let's do it. Ricchan?"
"1, 2, 1, 2, 3."
Yui took the lead vocals in this one, with Mio and Tsumugi doing backup vocals.
"Josie's on a vacation far away
Come around and talk it over
So many things that I wanna say
You know I like my girls a little bit older
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don`t wanna lose your love tonight
I ain`t got many friends left to talk to
No one`s around when I`m in trouble
You know I`d do anything for you
Stay the night, but keep it under cover
I just wanna use your love tonight, oh
I don`t wanna lose your love tonight
Try to stop my hands from shaking
Something in my mind`s not making sense
It`s been awhile since we`ve been all alone
I can`t hide the way I`m feeling
As you leave me, please, would you close the door
And don`t forget what I told you
Just cause you`re right, that don`t mean I`m wrong
Another shoulder to cry upon
I just wanna use your love tonight, yeah
I don`t wanna lose your love tonight
Yeah, I just wanna use your love tonight
I don`t wanna lose your love tonight
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don`t wanna lose your love tonight
(Use your love, lose your love) Your love
(Use your love) Well I don't wanna lose
(Lose your tonight) I don't wanna, I don't wanna
I don't wanna lose (Use your tonight) Your love
(Lose your tonight) Your love, your love
(Use your tonight) Your love
(I don't lose your love tonight) Aaaahh
(Use your tonight) Your love..."
"One more round of songs, ladies," Sawako said to the girls.
"I wonder what I will choose next," said Ritsu as she went to the basket to take a paper.
"This has been so much fun playing some classic rock songs, and even adding a little bit of pop here and there," Tsumugi said. "Really fun."
Ritsu's jaw dropped. "'Bohemian Rhapsody' by Queen? Oh god. This is our biggest song yet. Mugi. Does your keyboard have a gong effect?"
A press of the key, and a simulated noise of a certain temple instrument. "Does that answer your question, Ricchan?"
"Good. Mio will do the lead vocals, but the rest of us will do backup vocals. Let's do this."
"Go right ahead, you got the green light," said Miss Sawako.
"Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy (poor boy), I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
It's too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolts and lightning - very very frightening me
Galileo, Galileo,
Galileo, Galileo,
Galileo Figaro - magnifico-o-o-o
I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
It's the LAW! No - we will not let you go - let him go
It's the LAW! We will not let you go - let him go
It's the LAW! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me
for me
for me
for me
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters, to me
Anyway the wind blows..."
"Bellisimo!" Ui said, applauding. "That brought a tear to my eye."
"Very nice," Nodoka said.
Jun was besides herself. "Jeez, was that awesome or what?"
"It sure was."
"Time for my final selection," Mio said. "Home run. 'Start Me Up' by the Rolling Stones!"
"Let's do it!" Yui said.
"Lead the way, Yui-sempai," Azusa said.
A few riffs from the lead guitarist, and the band was on its way. Mio did the lead vocals, with Yui, Tsumugi and Azusa doing backup.
"If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
I've been running hot
You got me ticking gonna blow my top
If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
Never stop, never stop, never stop
You make a grown man cry
You make a grown man cry
You make a grown man cry
Spread out the oil, the gasoline
I walk smooth, ride in a mean, mean machine
Start it up
If you start it up
Kick on the starter give it all you got, you got, you got
I can't compete with the riders in the other heats
If you rough it up
If you like it you can slide it up,
Slide it up, slide it up, slide it up
Don't make a grown man cry
Don't make a grown man cry
Don't make a grown man cry
My eyes dilate, my lips go green
My hands are greasy
She's a mean, mean machine
Start it up
If start me up
Ahh... give it all you got
You got to never, never, never stop
Slide it up, baby just slide it up
Slide it up, slide it up, never, never, never
You make a grown man cry
You make a grown man cry
You make a grown man cry
Ride like the wind at double speed
I'll take you places that you've never, never seen
If you start it up
Love the day when we will never stop, never stop
Never, never, never stop
Tough me up
Never stop, never stop
You, you, you make a grown man cry
You, you make a dead man come
You, you make a dead man come..."
"I remember the day when Windows 95 came to existence," Nodoka recalled. "This song was used in the campaign."
"We were only toddlers when 95 was introduced," Jun said.
"There was even a parody of that, if I recall," Ui added. "It was about how it was sucking up everyone's drives and all." They got a good laugh out of that.
"Mugi's turn to pick a song," said Ritsu. "All yours."
"And my choice will be 'Clocks' by Coldplay. Perfect, because that uses a good deal of piano."
"Are we ready?" They others nodded. "Mugi."
A few presses, and the rest of the band joined in. Mugi did the lead vocals.
"The lights go out and I can't be saved
Tides that I tried to swim against
Have brought me down upon my knees
Oh I beg, I beg and plead singing
Come out of things unsaid
Shoot an apple off my head
And a trouble that can't be named
A tiger's waiting to be tamed singing
You are
You are
Confusion never stops
Closing walls and ticking clocks
Gonna come back and take you home
I could not stop that you now know singing
Come out upon my seas
Cursed missed opportunities
Am I a part of the cure?
Or am I part of the disease? Singing
You are
You are
You are
You are
You are
You are
And nothing else compares
And nothing else compares
And nothing else compares
You are
You are
Home, home where I wanted to go
Home, home where I wanted to go
Home, home where I wanted to go
Home, home where I wanted to go..."
"All right, we have two more songs to go before this is a done deal," said Ritsu.
"You guys rock, as usual," Jun said, flashing her vulcans.
"We know," Yui said, exchanging a vulcan in return. She then went to the basket to pick a song. "My last song will be 'Uprising' by Muse. Home run?"
"Grand slam," they all replied.
"I stand corrected. Ricchan?"
"1, 2, 1, 2, 3!"
Mio did the lead vocals, with Yui doing backup.
"The paranoia is in bloom, the PR
The transmissions will resume
They'll try to push drugs
Keep us all dumbed down and hope that
We will never see the truth around
(So come on!)
Another promise, another scene, another
A package not to keep us trapped in greed
With all the green belts wrapped around our minds
And endless red tape to keep the truth confined
(So come on!)
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
Interchanging mind control
Come let the revolution take its toll if you could
Flick the switch and open your third eye, you'd see that
We should never be afraid to die
(So come on!)
Rise up and take the power back, it's time that
The fat cats had a heart attack, you know that
Their time is coming to an end
We have to unify and watch our flag ascend
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
Hey .. hey ... hey .. hey!
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
Hey .. hey ... hey .. hey!"
"Great song," Nodoka said. "I think the Americans call this a 'jock jam,' whatever that means."
"Sports music," Ui clarified.
"Yeah, that."
"Well, Azunyan, it's all up to you to determine the last song. What will it be?" Yui asked.
"Sempai, everyone, the last song is 'Hey Soul Sister' by Train. But we don't have a ukelele. How are we going to sing this if we don't have a ukelele?"
"I have it here in the control room. Ui-chan is going to join you on this number," said Sawako as Ui went to join them, instrument in hand.
"How were you able to fit that in there, Miss Sawako?"
"My suitcase can fit anything, even the dead." The others looked scared. "I'm just kidding; the ukelele is small enough to fit inside."
"I'm just glad it didn't get crushed," Ritsu said. "All right Ui, do you know how to play it?"
"I'll try, based on memory..." Then it hit her. "I know it. Let's go." A few strums, and Azusa did the lead vocals on this number.
"Hey Hey Hey
Your lipstick stains
On the front lobe of my left side brains
I knew I wouldn't forget you
And so I went and let you blow my mind
Your sweet moonbeam
The smell of you in every single dream I dream
I knew when we collided you're the one I have decided
Who's one of my kind
Hey soul sister, hey there mister, mister
On the radio, stereo
The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight
Hey Hey Hey
Just in time, I'm so glad you have a one track mind like me
You gave my life direction
A game show love connection, we can't deny
I'm so obsessed
My heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest
I believe in you, like a virgin, you're Madonna
And I'm always gonna wanna blow your mind
Hey soul sister, hey there mister, mister
On the radio, stereo
Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight
Well you can cut a rug
Watching you is the only drug I need
So gangster, I'm so thug
You're the only one I'm dreaming of
You see I can be myself now finally
In fact there's nothing I cant be
I want the world to see you'll be with me
Hey soul sister, hey there mister, mister
On the radio, stereo
Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight
Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight
Hey Hey Hey (tonight)
Hey Hey Hey (tonight)..."
"All right, that should do it, that's a wrap, great job!" Sawako said, to the applause of everyone in attendance.
"You people are an awesome bunch," Miku said as they all met in the green room, the band with their instruments. "You left me speechless. I could connect to your music. I will come into tonight's concert with my memories with you in mind forever."
"Thank you for stopping by, Miku-chan," said Yui. "Good luck with your show."
"If you want, I have tickets to the concert, with backstage passes as well."
"Do you have enough for eight?"
"I have enough for eight and your manager," Miku said. "I won't be able to come to your show because after my concert, I have to head to Los Angeles immediately. I'm sorry."
Yui gave Miku a hug and a kiss. "The fact that you were here with us is all that matters, Miku-chan. Don't let anyone tell you that HTT isn't the best band you've ever heard of, because we are."
"Go get 'em, Miku," Ritsu said.
"We got your back," Mio replied.
"Ganbare, Miku-chan," said Mugi.
"Thanks for stopping by," Azusa added.
"Thanks for recording with my sister," Ui said.
"Thanks for being a fan," said Jun, flashing a vulcan.
Nodoka nodded her head. "You've got all the motivation you need. Now take it with you to the stage."
"You guys..." Tears came flowing out of Miku's eyes as the band and Sawako embraced her in a group hug. "Thank you, all of you! I will never forget the day I met the great Hokago Tea Time!" Miku then waved goodbye as the band saw her skip happily on her way. In several hours, they would watch her perform at the show.
"By the way, Sawachan," Ritsu asked, "what did you say about the difficulty level being high? You tricked us. It was easy."
"Because you made it look easy, that's why," Sawako replied, licking her lips with a wink.
"Right..."
END CHAPTER 12
A/N: This chapter pays tribute to Chapter 13 of "Walk-ON! All Over Again" and to Miku Hatsune's July 2 concert at Nokia Theater in Los Angeles as part of Anime Expo.
World Is Mine translation by Suisei.
