Disclaimer: I don't own That 70's Show. Just writing for fun.

A/N: Yaaaay! I finally came up with something! Thanks for the help (: Ok so the other day I was kayaking and it was so beautiful and amazing, and then in about five minutes I was ready to quit. My arms hurt, I was hot, and I was bored. But I had paid for an hour and damn it I was gonna stay out there for an hour so I rowed to a little island and started imagining characters from different shows on a kayaking adventure, and when I got to That 70's Show, it was just too good to pass up. Plus I kinda stole form episodes of the shoe in this ( ; One more thing, I'm pretty sure pregnant women usually don't do things like kayaking but I'm gonna go ahead and take some creative freedom here (: So, at last, here it is!

The gang, minus Kelso and Fez, where in the Forman kitchen, taking a break from moving things into Jackie and Hyde's new house. Jackie, Donna, and Eric were sitting at the table, and Hyde was at the counter. They all were eating lunch, when Kelso burst in, closely followed by Fez.

"GUYS! GUYS! I KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO TOMORROW!" Kelso shouted throwing his arms into the air.

"Yes." agreed Fez, "We are going to go…wait for it…wait for it…. KAYAKING!"

"Uh….no." said Hyde.

"Why do you guys wanna go kayaking?" asked Donna.

"Because we're all growing up! It'll be like our last big blowout before we graduate high school and become adults!" Kelso said.

"Wait, our last big blowout is gonna be kayaking?" Hyde said, sounded confused and annoyed.

"Kayaking is great you guys! We used to do it all the time back in my country. We did it to hunt for food, for games, collecting berries, and escaping the lions." Fez said excitedly.

"Fez, where the hell do you come from man?" said Eric.

"Oh I come from-"

"I don't want to go kayaking, it's work! And dirty work!" complained Jackie.

Just then Kitty walked in smiling. "Oh, everyone! Guess what! Tomorrow is the big nursing home party, and I said that you all could do the bingo and sewing! And the best part is, they'll put your pictures in the school newspaper for it!"

They all looked at each other, panicked. "Sorry, Mrs. Forman, we're going kayaking tomorrow!" said Hyde.

"Ya!" everyone said in agreement.

*********THEME SONG*************

At the edge of a lake that has a couple small islands in it, and a little shack to the side, and 6 kayaks were sitting on the shore, where Kelso and Fez who looked like little kids on Christmas, were standing, along with Jackie, Hyde, Donna, and Eric, who all looked very unhappy and annoyed. Besides the gang, there was man, whose name was Dennis.

"And that's about it." said Dennis "Just don't be swimming in the water, and don't be littering on this property. So y'all have fun and seeya when you get back." And with that he walked away.

"Hey Jackie if you want, I can give you a push." said Kelso, winking.

Hyde punched Kelso in the arm.

"Geez Hyde," Kelso said "It's just that its Jackie's first time kayaking, and I know Jackie's done a lot of things for the first time with me." He said finishing with a big dopey smile.

And with that Hyde smacked Kelso upside the head with his paddle, then hit him again in the stomach, then the back, and then once more where the sun don't shine, causing Kelso to fall to the ground.

"Ow…my eye." Kelso croaked out.

Jackie crawled into the kayak with obvious disgust on her face. Hyde pushed her out into the lake then climbed into his kayak and paddled out to wait with her for the others.

"Donna why don't you get in, and I'll give you a push." said Eric.

"Alright." said Donna climbing in and grabbing her paddle.

Eric leaned down and pushed on Donna's kayak. It didn't budge. Eric chuckled a bit then tried again. Again, it didn't move. Eric frowned and leaned his whole body up against Donna's boat.

"Eric it's not the hard." Donna said annoyed.

"It's harder than you think!" whined Eric.

"Hyde just pushed Jackie out a second ago." said Donna.

"Well you're a lot heavier!" yelled Eric.

"Oh so I'm fat?" said Donna angrily.

"No, no, you're just pretty heavy, that's all." Eric said nervously.

""Fine! If I'm so heavy, I'll just go on by myself." Donna said and pushed herself off paddling away quickly.

"Donna wait!" Eric said, pushing his kayak out then trying to jump in, but missing and falling face down in the water. Then climbing shakily back in and paddling after Donna as fast as he could.

Kelso and Fez hopped in their kayaks and turning to each other, Kelso smiled and said, "Fez, my friend, this is going to be a great day." before they paddled off after their friends.

******TRANSITION**********

In the middle of the lake now, the gang was paddling forward towards a little island.

"Steven my arms hurt! And I'm starving! Why the hell don't we have and food! IM HUNGRY DAMMIT! I! WANT! FOOD!" Jackie yelled, her mood swings making a visit, to everyone's dismay.

"Calm down moody, my mom packed lunch" Eric said, splashing her with his paddle.

Hyde promptly paddled over to Eric and tipped his kayak over, causing him to spastically fall out into the water.

Once they recollected themselves they paddled over to the island and ate lunch.

"So are you still mad at me Donna?" Eric asked nervously.

"Eric, you called me fat." said Donna folding her arms.

"Noooo!" said Eric. "I'm just stupid Donna, don't listen to what I say."

"Yeah, I guess so." Said Donna, "You are really stupid..."

"Exactly!" said Eric. "So let's just forget this happened, and leave!"

"I second that." Said Hyde.

So they all paddled off.

*******Credits:***********

In Jackie and Hyde's house, filled with some boxes and furniture but mostly empty.

"So how'd you like kayaking?" Hyde asked Jackie.

"Not as good as shopping." Jackie said shrugging, while eating some ice cream.

"Jesus Jackie how much of that are you going to eat?" said Hyde

Jackie put her spoon down and looked at Hyde. "Are you calling me fat?"

"No I just-"

"Didn't you learn anything today? You don't call your girlfriend fat! Especially not me! Out!"

"But Jacks-"

"Out!"

Hyde rolls his eyes and walks out of the house, leaving Jackie looking very satisfied, and continuing her ice cream happily.

A/N So there. Sorry it got kinda of ooc and short at the end there but I had no tie and I really wanted to finish. Please review! It makes me happy!