Woo! Chapter 7! ENJOY!

It was breakfast and we was awkwardly silent around the table.

Ryuu and his friends were playing Xbox in his room and so there the eight of us were left.

Underneath the table, three pairs of legs were kicking at me.

I glared at Aiko, who made an especially hard blow.

I sighed. "So, what was being a ninja like?"

"Better than being what you are." Sasuke said as he bit into his toast.

"Where's the ramen?" Naruto asked as he made a face at the piece of bread.

"Do you have some sort of jutsu that allows you to be a bastard? Or is this just natural?" I asked him as I glared.

"This is all natural, thank you." Sasuke said as he gave another bite.

"Guys, you don't need to be so negative." Kiba said as he tried to calm the situation.

"Right." Natsumi agreed. "We could all just talk. Normally."

"That's what my intentions were." I said as I glared at the bastard sitting across from me.

"I know what you mean." Naruto said as he gave me a buddying nod.

"So is this going to be some sort of ultra friend bonding time or planning on how to get back?" Sasuke asked.

"This, my ultra friend, is bonding time." I said with a smirk as I watched him glare at me. "And I just thought that maybe you and I should bond, Uchiha."

He scowled. "I think I'll have to disagree with that one, Katsumi."

"Oh, come on. What? Are you chicken, like your hair?" I teased.

"What? What about my hair - "

"Your hair is shaped in the form of a chicken." I told him.

He glared. "Shut up. It's natural."

"And so is being a bastard. Now come on. We have some bonding to do, bro!" I exclaimed as I smirked.

"I am not your bro." Sasuke said as he kept his glare.

"You are for today, brother." I grinned as he scowled.

"What's with the sudden burst of energy?" Ryuu's voice asked from beside me.

"Since when were you there?" I asked.

"From when your conversation started." Ryuu said. "You seem awfully energetic."

"I seem awfully sadistic - is what you mean." I smirked to Sasuke.

"So are you going out today?" Ryuu asked.

"Yeah, probably." I replied.

"Okay then get me some snacks. Chips, lollies. No chocolate, thanks." Ryuu told me.

"You're not coming?" I asked.

"Level forty six is still unbeatable." Ryuu said as he rolled his eyes. "The usual."

"Okay. I'll get some. Do you mind looking after these four?" I asked him as I motioned to the ninjas.

"No way." Ryuu said suddenly. "I bet you that by the time you're back, I would have told them everything I know about the Naruto manga."

"Oh well, they can live with it - "

"But I wouldn't be able to." Ryuu said.

"Actually, I'd like to see you predict this bastards life and be right." I said as I pointed to Sasuke, "But only tell him about the horrible things."

"You don't understand." Ryuu said. "If I tell him, then I could ruin the whole plot. Everything could go wrong."

"Did you ever think that that was exactly what I wanted?" I asked Ryuu.

"Wait, we're going out?" Aiko asked.

"Yeah. That was the plan, anyway." I said. "Just because four ninjas have mysteriously appeared before us, it doesn't mean that we can't do what we want to do."

"We can show them around." Natsumi said suddenly.

"Oh please, no." I said.

"It'll be fun." Aiko said. "Plus, this way, we won't run in to any trouble."

"We can handle ourselves." I insisted.

"Keiko." Natsuko said. "We're bonding."

I was about to object again until I found that Aiko, Natsumi and Natsuko were staring at me, telling me that there was no way to avoid the decision.

I sighed and slouched back in to my chair.

"What about their clothes?" Ryuu asked.

Sighing again I said, "We could use some of Tadashi's clothes."

"You think your brother would mind that?" Natsuko asked.

"Yeah," Natsumi said, "Isn't he on a training camp for basketball?"

"Yeah, he is." I answered. "But it's the best we can do right now. We'll just get some clothes for them today when we go out, anyway."

"You have another brother?" Kiba asked.

"Yeah. He's two years older than me." I told him.

"I have an older sister." Kiba said suddenly.

"Do you guys have any siblings?" Natsumi asked the other three.

Ryuu was making an action to stop, but the words were already out.

Sasuke, Gaara and Naruto reacting differently.

Sasuke, who scowled. Gaara, who stiffened. And Naruto, who looked down as if he were mourning someone

There was a definite sibling problem.

"Anyway," I said, trying to lighten the mood. "We should get you guys some clothes!"

"Hn." Sasuke said first, acting normal.

Gaara didn't say anything - but that seemed normal as well.

Naruto grinned, "There will be ramen wherever we're going, right?"

Kiba looked relieved.

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