Hello Again! I would just like to- HEY GIVE THAT BACK!!
Naruto: No cause if I give you this your gonna keep writing about me being a girl
Me: Give it back and I won't write about you being a girl, K? *mutters under breath* yet
Naruto: I HEARD THAT!!!
Me: Heard what?
Naruto: What you said!
Me: What did I say?
Naruto: You said 'yet'
Sasuke: Just give her the damn keyboard dobe
Naruto: Shut up and stay outta of it teme
Me: Yoink! *takes keyboard back*
Naruto: Hey GIVE IT BACK!
Me: Nope *Starts writing next chapter*
Naruto: TEME HELP ME!!!
Sasuke: Why should I Urasakontachi?
Naruto: Do you know who she is pairing me off with?
Sasuke: No, then again, who cares?
Naruto: You should care because she's pairing me off with you!
Sasuke: So wha- Wait WHAT????
Naruto: *sweatdrop* You really didn't know did you, teme?
Sasuke: Of course I didn't! Why the hell would you think that?
Naruto: Cuz you're gay, aren't you?
Sasuke: *eyebrow twitching* No I'm not gay you baka
Naruto: Could've fooled me
Sasuke: Everyone can
Naruto: What do you mean 'Everyone can'?
Sasuke: ...
Naruto: Seriously what do you mea- HEY! WHAT THE HELL TEME!
Sasuke and Me: *massive sweatdrop* Wow you're slow
Naruto: NO IM NOT!!!
Me: Yep you are!
Naruto: No
Me: Yes
Naruto: No
Me: Yes
Naruto: No
Me: Yes
Sasuke: SHUT UP!!!
Me and Naruto hide behind couch
Me: Wow, gay Uchiha's are cranky
Naruto: You're telling me, he's my teammate
Me: Oh you poor, poor guy (soon to be girl), well at least you have a good shopping buddy
Sasuke*eyebrow twitching* You know I can hear you?
Me: YEP!
Sasuke: DIE!!!! *Takes out my AK-102*
Me: Hey! Where the hell did you get that???
Sasuke: I stole it from you with my awesome ninja skills
Me: *eyebrow twitching* A-Awesome ninja skills
Sasuke: *looks smug (constipated)* Yep
Me: *evil aura* Nobody...steals...my...WEAPONS!
I take out and Uzi
Me: For the grievous crime of stealing my precious weapons, I sentence you to...death...after torturing you, of course
Sasuke: W-wait I-I didn't steal it...I-it was Naruto, y-yes it was Naruto
Naruto: Hey!! Don't blame me for your stupidity teme
Me: I know it was you Sasuke, I have hidden video cameras every where, I know you did it, Naruto do the disclaimer for me please
Naruto: Kay! Luna-chan doesn't own me. I belong to Masashi Kishimoto
Me: Kukukuku you're dead Sa-su-ke
*Sounds of Sasuke getting beaten up*
Sasuke: NO! not there not ther- AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto: *grimace*Ohhh, that's gotta hurt
"talking"
'thoughts'
"demon talking"
'Demon thinking'
"Demon talking in Naruto's head"
Jutsus
Now on with the story :
Chapter 2: Rainbows
~~~~ He turned towards Naruto and gasped~~~~
Happiness
Delight
Joy
Wonder
But most of all: Freedom
Free, as if anything or anyone could touch him. Grief, sadness, hunger, pain, they couldn't reach him, he was light, floating, absolutely free.
Then the feeling left leaving emptiness.
Naruto stared at the lord of demons in sadness, but then he smiled, thankful for the beautiful feeling of freedom Kami had bestowed upon him, even if it had been for a small moment.
"Kit...how the hell did you do that?"
"Do what?"
"Make you're chakra look like that"
"How?"
"Like a rainbow, baka gaki"
"A Rainbow?"
"Yes, a rainbow"
"A rainbow"
"A rainbow"
"A rainbow" he asked skeptically
"DAMN IT GAKI, YES A FRIKIN RAINBOW"
"Oh...umm...I dunno, I just saw a bunch of different colored chakra and grabbed them and...well...yeah"
"Amazing gaki the only being I know of that have chakra like that are-"
Kyuubi looked up
"Gaki you have to wake up right now, I'll talk to you when you wake up , don't talk out loud, think of what you want to say and I'll hear it, ok?"
"Ok, later Kyuubi-sensei"
---------------------------------------------------------------Outside World(Hospital)----------------------------------------------------------------
Naruto opened his eyes and stared at the bright white ceiling of the hospital
'Damn it, I hate hospitals, but at least the doctors are nice'
He heard someone moving by the door and looked straight at Sarutobi Hiruzen, the Sandaime Hokage and his self appointed 'grandfather.'
"Hello Jiji!!!"
He then noticed the shocked face of his surrogate grandpa.
"Ano...jiji what's wrong?"
"Y-you-chakra-rainbow-surprise-one person-you are..." rambled the Hokage, then he composed himself.
"Nothing's wrong, I was just surprised"
"Why jiji?"
"Because you were emitting chakra the color of the rainbow, with a white outline"
"Oh you saw that"
"Yes I did"
'S-should I tell him?'
"Yes, were going to need his help later on"
'What if he hates me?'
"If he doesn't hate you now for having me sealed in you, what makes you think he'll hate you after you tell him?"
'True, I guess I'll tell him then'
"Ano...jiji I have to tell you somethin'"
"What?"
"Somethin' about...you know...him" he pointed at his stomach
"Oh, him...wait WHAT how do you know about him?"
"Tell him to put a Silence Barrier Jutsu on the room"
"Can you put a Silent Barry Justu on the room?"
"A Silence Barrier Jutsu?"
"Yeah that...so can you?"
"Yeah"
Sarutobi's hands flew through seals
"Silence Barrier Jutsu"
The hospital room glowed a faint blue for a second then returned to the white it was before.
"Cool"
Sarutobi chuckled,
"Hehe, yeah, cool. So how did you find out about the Kyuubi?"
"When I was unconscious, he said he was going to teach me about being a ninja so I could protect myself."
"Ahh, I guess I wasn't the first one to think about it."
"What?"
"Nothing. So what else did he tell you?"
Naruto the explained what the Kyuubi told, why he attacked, what Kyuubi had taught him so far, and everything else. When he was done Sarutobi lit his pipe and thought.
"That is very interesting, very interesting indeed."
Sarutobi got up and smiled,
"See you tomorrow Naruto!"
"Uhhh...later jiji"
'Well that was weird; I thought he was going to ask more questions'
He yawned and lied down and closed his eyes
'Night furball'
"Night baka gaki"
===========================Next Day=============================
Naruto opened his eyes and closed them again
'Too...damn...bright...ugh'
"Wakey wakey little gaki time for tort- I mean training"
At the word training Naruto got up, got out of bed, and was ready to leave in one second flat.
'Damn that was fast'
"Ummm, gaki?"
'Yeah?'
"You forgot your pants"
'Nani?!'
He looked down and saw his boxers.
'...oh'
Naruto looked for his pants
'Where do the nurses usually put them??? Oh yeah, the second drawer to the left of the bed'
He opened the drawer and took out his pants
"Jackpot"
He jumped up and down trying to put his pants on steadily moving closer and closer to the stool on the end of the bed, not noticing it was there until too late. He fell over it, feet in the air.
This is the scene Hiruzen walked into.
'What the?'
"Are you ok Naruto?"
"Yeah, I just fell" he said blushing, while Kyuubi still laughed at him
'Shut it furball'
"I have a surprise for you"
Naruto looked up,
"Really?"
"Really"
"Yeah! What is it, what is it come on tell me!"
"No you'll know soon enough now come with me"
They walked through the halls of the hospital and past the streets of Konoha, and kept walking until they arrived at a clearing with trees, young and old, surrounding it on one end of the clearing were 3 wooden poles sticking out of the ground an the other end a small lake, but what really held his interest were the 6 people in the middle of the clearing standing in a line.
Two were women, one with short purple hair a dark yellow skirt, fishnet as a shirt, a brown trench coat that covered her 'assets', metal shin guards and ninja sandals. The other women had long black hair that reached to her waist a dress that looked like it was made of bandages under that she had a red shirt with a sleeve and bandages on her right hand and bandages on her left hand, she also had ninja sandals on but her most dominant feature was her beautiful red eyes.
Next to them where 4 men all of them with Jonin vests. The first had black hair, dark blue shirt with ninja style pants of the same color, he had bandages on both upper arms and ankles, he also had a white sash with the kanji for fire in red and a cigarette in his mouth. The second had spiky silver hair his Hitai-ate covering his left eye and a face mask he had the dark blue shirt and pants with a bandage on his right thigh and on his hands iron guard gloves with a orange book in it, he giggled every second or so. The third had a black hair that reached to his shoulder blades and a horizontal scar on his cheeks, black shirt and pants, white arm bracers, bandages on his right thigh and ninja sandals. The last one was the weirdest of all he had black bowl cut hair with a green spandex body suit with orange leg warmers and blue ninja sandals, when he smiled his teeth made a small 'ping' sound, which creeped him out. But what really amazed him were the man's thick caterpillar brows.
'Wow those are HUGE, hahaha super bushy brows'
"Naruto"
Startled out of his thoughts he looked at Sarutobi
"Yes jiji?"
"These are your new senseis"
"Senseis?...wait…SENSEIS!" he looked up at Sarutobi and hugged him
"Arigato jiji!" Naruto let him go and waved at his new teacher's
"Let's start training!" he raised his right fist in the air
"Actually you won't be training with them until next week"
"But whyyyyyy!!!"
"Because you're still not fully healed"
"Yes I am look" he stretched and tried not to grunt in pain.
Sarutobi, looking right through him, said,
"No you're not; by the way I haven't introduced them to you. They are Matarashi Anko, Yuuhi Kurenai, Sarutobi Asuma, Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Itachi, and Might Gai" Pointing to each of the people while introducing them.
"Hello" everyone said in unison.
"Hi!"
Naruto put his finger on his chin in a thinking position
"Mmmm...I guess I can wait"
"KAWAII" Everyone looked at the two women that had suddenly appeared next to Naruto hugging him.
"Ano, Kurenai...Anko...what are you doing?" said Kakashi looking at them confused.
'Lucky brat'
Kurenai opened her mouth to respond but Anko beat her
"What does it look like dumbass we are basking in his cuteness" she squeezed his cheeks
"Itai, itai it hurts Anko-chan"
Everyone but Kurenai, Anko and Naruto were shocked
'His cuteness'
"Oh my KAMI-SAMA run everyone, were going to DIE, the world's gonna END, Anko is a-a FANGIRL" Kakashi screamed
A kunai nicked the inside of his thigh, too close for comfort
"Next time I won't miss Kakashi-hentai" said Anko softly, her hand still outstretched, eyebrow twitching
Kakashi scratched the back of his head and hid behind Itachi, "Hehehe, O-ok Anko"
Itachi pushed him away "Damn it, what have I told you about using me as a shield"
"Not to"
"Then why the hell do you still do it?"
Kakashi shrugged his shoulders "Ne, its fun"
Itachi just gave the famous Uchiha glare™
While the women were distracted by the men Naruto wiggled out of their hold and ran towards the Hokage.
"S-scary lady" Naruto whispered to his jiji
"I know Naruto, I know" He cleared his throat "If you all don't mind I want to finish this meeting"
Everyone quieted down and paid attention to the Hokage
"Good, now I have two more things to show to all of you. First for Naruto, here's you're schedule, memorize it then burn it ok, oh and for you to see the contents put as little chakra as you can into the scroll. Second to all you jonins there is something important that you have to see, "he bent towards Naruto and whispered in his ear," release as much chakra as you can"
Naruto smiled "K' jiji"
The other people looked on confused
He put his hands on the O-hitsuji(ram) seal and concentrated and brought out his chakra
Everyone's eyes widened
"O-oh my Kami-sama" they heard Kurenai say
Kakashi looked shocked and a bit betrayed "Sarutobi"
He looked at the Hokage and got his answer
"S-sensei" whispered Kakashi low enough so that nobody heard him
Sarutobi looked at his surrogate grandson "You can stop now Naruto"
As the kaleidoscope of colors that was Naruto's chakra faded he opened his eyes and smiled "I always love the feeling I get when I use my chakra"
He sighed happily
"Hey jiji can we go get Ramen I'm kinda hungry"
"Sure Naruto let's go, meeting adjourned"
They left the clearing leaving 6 stunned people, hell even the normally stoic Uchiha Itachi had his mouth open.
Everyone got a hold of their bearings and Sunshin'ed out of the clearing.
A leaf fell from the tree landing on the clam water of the lake as a snake slithered away unnoticed.
Chapter end (POLLS I am doing a poll on something and I want you guys to go to my profile and vote or I will be completely confused on what to do for the fourth chapter)
Me: Woohoo Im done with the second chapter, oh and by the way to the people that asked why Naruto is so smart at barely 5 years of age is because Sarutobi taught him and occasionally has him help with the paperwork, though nobody in the story knows this
Sasuke: That's a important detail, stupid, why didn't you put it in
Me: Shut it Sasuke I forgave you for stealing my weapons but don't think I wont beat the livin shit outta you, im still pissed off about it
Sasuke:….*cough*
Me: That's more like it
Naruto: You're scary
Me: Oh I know, it's fun to be scary Anyways thank you for reading and PLEASE REVIEW!!!!
Luna-Chan :3