Polls will be closed when I finish writing chapter 4 which will probably be next week because I'm still tweaking it a bit (since the poll isn't done)
Me: Hey Naruto you know where my USB is, you know the one where all the chapters for your story are?
Naruto: No! *whispers* hurry up Sasuke
Sasuke: Katon Housenka no Jutsu *burns USB*
Naruto: Yes!!! Now she can't post up the chapters
Me: Never mind, good thing I have a back up *pulls out USB*
Naruto:W-what?
Me: What you thought that I was stupid enough to not make a copy of the story, especially when I knew you would try to destroy it, phu-lease I'm not you
Naruto: Hey!
Sasuke: Damn it dobe she's right why the hell didn't you look for a copy
Naruto: Cause' I didn't think she would make a copy
Me: Again, I'm not you
Sasuke: Katon Housenka no jutsu *burns copy*
Me: W-what?
Sasuke: You might be smarter than the dobe but you're not smarter than me
Naruto: Hey!
Me:*on my knees holding the remains* M-my s-story *cries*
Naruto and Sasuke: Don't cry
Me: W-why not you destroyed my beautiful work, it took me 5 months to get the courage to write the story and 3 months to write those chapters
Naruto and Sasuke: Damn it now I feel guilty
Me: Well you should
Naruto: Is there anything we can do for you?
Me: No
Sasuke: Anything
Me: No, c-can you please just leave me alone for a while
Naruto and Sasuke: Sure, call me if you need anything
I turn away
Naruto and Sasuke leave
I go to the computer and open a jewelry case by it
Me: Suckers *open secret compartment with another USB* I'm smarter than both of you
I turn to the computer and start writing
"talking"
'thoughts'
"demon talking"
'Demon thinking'
"Demon talking in Naruto's head"
Jutsus
Now on with the story :
Chapter 3: Dreams and Dinner
The next day Naruto woke up yawning rubbing the sleepiness out of his eyes, standing up he went to the bathroom and did his normal morning routine. After showering he put on blue pants and an orange long sleeved t-shirt over that he put a blue sweater with an orange pocket and the usual red spiral on his back. He looked out the window and stumbled towards it in surprise. Instead of the usual blue skies, trees, and tall buildings, was destruction...no...that was too mild, carnage was more like it. Fire had made the sky a burnt orange hue, everywhere he looked there were dead bodies, buildings decimated into nothing but rubble. He ran outside and was instantly buffeted by the smell of blood both old and new. He gagged and almost vomited, still he went out trying to ignore the smell. Sound of all kinds danced around him.
'What the hell is that sound coming from?'
He thought while running down the still smoking rubble and went towards the body of a young girl under a huge pile of rocks, he tried to move the rock crushing her legs and lower stomach, and couldn't, still trying to get the rock off her he asked,
"Are you ok?"
She didn't respond, finally looking at her face he backed away and tripped falling to the ground, he didn't notice his scraped hands and the small pieces of glass embedded in them. He dragged himself away looking at her glazed eyes.
"A-Ayame-neechan"
He stood up running off blood still thinking of her glazed emotionless eyes. Not noticing where he was going he crashed into a body. Surprised he looked up and met the chocolate brown eyes of Iruka.
"Iruka-sensei, I'm so glad I found you we have to go help Ayame-neechan she's stuck under a rock, and after that you can tell me what's going...on...here"
Tears fell down his eyes as he finally noticed the noose on Iruka's neck. Naruto walked behind him and saw a piece of rope leading from the noose on his neck to a small metal pole that held a charred sign, looking lower he saw dozens of bloody kunai sticking out of him. He stared at the broken doll-like corpse that was Iruka.
"I-Iruka-niisan"
He turned around and ran, stopping every so often when he saw his loved one's, running off with the same gnawing ripping pain that increased and increased as he realized that they were dead. Finally he collapsed in front of the Hokage Tower screaming and crying
"Why... Why... WHY!!!" He beat the ground with his fists, each hit reminding him of the dead bodies of his friends, comrades, and 'family'.
Images flashed past his mind: Ayame-neechan's crushed body, Iruka-niisan's dead doll-like body feet barely touching the ground, Kakashi's decapitated head his body spread on the memorial stone blood dripping off the edges to the ground, Sakura-chan with a pike through her torso, Gai and Lee their bones broken their skulls smashed almost flat, Tenten with her body pinned to a wall kunai holding her arms and feet up and another kunai in her heart, Neji's charred and burned body barely recognizable, Hinata, Kiba, Kurenai, and Asuma with katana slashes through their bodies limbs strew across the field, and so many more familiar faces passed by each death worse than the last. The world seemed to spin then stop. With cold dead eyes he looked at the tower.
'Jiji he should know what's happening'
He ran inside the tower passing through the flames, ignoring them as he got burned. He ran up a flight of stairs looking straight ahead not wanting to see the dead bodies. Climbing up the last flight of stairs, he faintly noticed that instead of being hot it was cold. He reached the end of the hallway and opened jiji's office door. Frozen he looked at the scene in front of him in horror.
"I should have killed you long ago," said Sarutobi as he stared up at the katana wielding man that was covered in shadows.
"Kukuku, yes you should have, but you didn't because you're a senile old fool that let his heart get in the way-"the shadowed man retorted spitting out the word 'heart' as if it were venom, "-and because of that your precious village was destroyed, it's citizens dead, and you, it's precious Hokage, fallen, tell me sensei how does it feel? How does it feel to know it was all your fault." The shadowed man laughed insanely. "Kukukuku, goodbye sen-sei" he said teasingly, and ran the katana through his skull in between his eyes all the while looking at Naruto with yellow-slitted eyes.
Naruto's eyes snapped open as he gasped for air. He got out of his bed and ran to the window, sighing in relief he looked at the tall buildings covered in moonlight completely whole. Noticing he was soaked in sweat, he took a short shower, wondering who most of the people in his dream were, and then he shook his head and put the nightmare on the back of his mind. Climbing into his bed, his eyes closed still remembering the yellow-slitted eyes that looked strangely like a snakes.
Beep. Beep. Beep. Be-crash
'Nghhh too frikin' early, damn it Imma need a new alarm clock'
"WAKE UP"
'Geez ok, ok I'm up, Kami-sama what crawled up your ass and died furball. You know what, nevermind, I don't wanna know' Naruto got up and went to the bathroom, he got out the Kyuubi still growling at him. All a sudden Kyuubi started laughing in sadistic glee that creeped our blond hero out.
"Hehehe gaki, I got a present for you"
"Really, what is it, what is it? Common tell me, pleeeeeeaaaaase'
"Ok, 1) Don't beg, it's degrades me, my container will never beg, got it?"
'Yes Kyuubi-sensei'
"And 2) You sure you really want it?"
'Yes!'
"Really, really?"
'YES!!!'
"Ok, you wanted it, here's your present!"
And Naruto's face met what we people call the ground.
'W-What the HELL, why can't I get up furball?'
"DON'T CALL ME FURBALL"
'Whatever, now what the hell happened to me, furball' Naruto growled as he got up slowly
Kyuubi growled back, then sighed
"I put gravity seals on you"
'Gravity seals? What are seals? And what in the hell is gravity?
"Seals are categorized under the art of fuuinjutsu, they are used to seal objects into other objects, like the fourth sealing me into you. And gravity is the force that keeps everything on this world where it is, and not float into space, it's also what makes things that go up, go down."
'Space?, What is space?'
" Space is the stars, planets, galaxies...well the universe in general"
'Planets? There are other planets, do they have people?'
"I can't tell you, but, I can tell you other things"
'Tell me'
"I'll tell you when you eat breakfast"
'Ok'
Naruto made Ramen, sat on his couch, and listened to Kyuubi as he explained what he knew about the universe.
'Wow' Was all he could say when Kyuubi finished
'Ano, Ano so the stars are really suns from other galaxies that are billions of miles away, that have planets, and planets are made from dust and other things after the sun is made, and the sun ages and when it's lifetime ends it just explodes-' he spread his arms out' and it destroys the entire galaxy' He put his arms down.
"Yes"
'And that-'
"Yes, kit"
'And-'
"Yes"
'Wow'
"Yes"
'Wow'
"I know"
'WOW'
"Ok it's amazing, now drop it"
'But-'
"Drop it"
'B-'
"DROP IT"
Naruto sighed 'Fine'
He looked at the clock on top of the television
"Damn its 1:30 pm already! Which means we've been talking for 6 ½ hours!"
Naruto's stomach rumbled, he scratched the back of his head.
'I guess I'm hungry'
'Noooo, really'
'Shut it furball'
He went to the kitchen and put water in the stove to boil
"Is Ramen all you can do?"
'Yes'
"That's it I'm teaching you how to cook"
'As if that's going to help, the villagers would rather throw me in a pit of spikes than sell me anything, believe me they've done it before, and if they do sell me something it's so overpriced that even the richest person in the world would complain.
"Ok, then I'll just teach you the Henge no Jutsu'
'What's that?'
"It's a jutsu that turns the user into the appearance of anyone of anything"
'Oh, ok'
"The seals are Inu, Buta, and Tora (dog, boar, tiger)"
An hour later Naruto had mastered it. He was able to turn from a pebble to a person in a short amount of time.
"Henge no Jutsu"
He henged and looked in the mirror and nodded, in front of him was a middle aged man of about 35 years of age with brownish-black hair and a bald spot on the back of his head, his eyes were wide set and a dull sandy brown, he had large eyebrows (though not as large as Gai's) and a large nose with a small mouth. He wore a brown t-shirt with dark blue pants and black sandals. All in all he was a plain and somewhat frail looking man. He smiled grabbed some money, locked his door, and headed to the shopping district.
Walking into the grocery store he got a basket and got everything that Kyuubi told him to get.
"Oh and no Ramen"
'But-'
"NO RAMEN. It stunts your growth, and won't give you the necessary energy for the training I'll put you in"
'Fine'
When he was finished he went to the counter and smiled hesitantly at the cashier. The cashier smiled back and rung up the cost, Naruto paid and got out in a daze.
That cashier, the same cashier that smiled at him, was the same cashier that glared and overcharged him, the same who would throw him out for no reason. He went to other stores and was treated the same way.
He smiled, making sure that nobody was watching him, went home and dispelled his henge. He set the bags on the table and put all the food away, when he was done he doubted that anything else would fit there, since Kyuubi told him to get extra.
"Ok, today I'm going to show you how to make something easy: Stir-fry chicken with steamed rice..."
Chapter End
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Naruto comes in
Naruto: Hey Luna-chan I just wanted to say sorry about...burning...your...I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE BURNED IT ALL!!!
Me: *scratches back of head* Hehehe...you didn't?
Naruto: YOU MADE US GO THROUGH ALL THAT GUILT TRIP, FOR SOMETHING THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN
Me: Well you deserved it, those were 10 GB USB you burned, each costing me 80 bucks, so I deserved to get a little retribution
Sasuke: Why are you screaming, dobe?
Naruto: She lied to us about not having anymore copies of the story
Me: Technically I didn't lie, I never said I didn't have anymore copies, just that you burned my hard work
Naruto: THAT"S NOT TRUE
Me: Yes it is see *hand seals* Flashback no Jutsu
Sasuke: Katon Housenka no jutsu *burns copy*
Me: W-what?
Sasuke: You might be smarter than the dobe but your not smarter than me
Naruto: Hey!
Me:*on my knees holding the remains* M-my s-story *cries*
Naruto and Sasuke: Don't cry
Me: W-why not you destroyed my beautiful work, it took me 5 months to get the courage to write the story and 3 months to write those chapters
Me: Flashback no Jutsu: Kai. See I was telling the truth
Naruto: You suck
Me: You suck more
Sasuke: Both of you shut up, leave it alone Naruto, it's over
Me: Who are you and what have you done to Sasuke? *take out kunai*
Sasuke: I'm Sasuke
Me: How do I know your Sasuke and not an impostor?
Sasuke: Because nobody can impersonate me, kami-sama are you a baka or what, I'm an Uchiha
Me: What did I do to you when you stole my weapons?
*faints in horror*
Me: Yep, that's Sasuke