YAY!!! New chappie!!!

Me: lalalalalalaLAAAAAAAAAAA

Sasuke: Why are you so happy?

Me:*twirling* cause of this chapter

Sasuke: So you're happy because of a stupid chapter

Me: Yes *stops twirling* and because of something else

Sasuke: What?

Me: Oh you'll see :3

Naruto screams

Naruto: WHO DID THIS, WHO DETROYED MY BEAUTIFUL JUMPSUIT???

Naruto comes in wearing a neon yellow jumpsuit

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Naruto: YOU DID THIS LUNA-CHAN? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS???

Me: How could I do that? Well I stole you're jumpsuits while you were sleeping and bleached them until they were that color, I thought of doing them white but it wasn't as funny as doing them yellow

Naruto: NOT THAT WAY *he sighed trying to calm down* I mean why in the frikin world would you do this?

Me: Friday August 28, 2009 0423 hours

Naruto: What???

Me: Think, what did you do that day

Flashback

Luna-chan is sleeping, all of a sudden you see Naruto creeping behind Luna-chan he sprays a weird concoction on Luna-chan's hair when he's done he leaves quietly

Morning

Luna-chan wakes up and goes to the sink and brushes her teeth she looks up and screams

Me: MY HAIR IT'S PINK!!!! NARUTO!!!!!!!!!!

Naruto is on the floor rolling around laughing

Flashback end

Naruto: Oh yeah! That was funny

Me: Yep it was so funny that I bleached your jumpsuits

Naruto: Meh it's ok, I can just buy new ones

Me: Oh yeah! And got the tailors to stop making the jumpsuit

Naruto: So what? With enough money I can make them do the jumpsuits

Me: And stopped the making and exportation of Ramen in Fire country

Naruto: So Wha- uhhhhhhh

Naruto faints

Naruto:*muttering*n-no ramen no ramen no ramen no ramen no ramen no ramen

Me: *sigh* I'm so evil kukukukuku

Sasuke: Wasn't that a little too much

Me: Nope

Sasuke: So what now?

Me: I dunno, oh yeah, I do not own Naruto or any other animes that are or might seem affiliated with this story

Oh yeah and there's a timeskip on this chapter, I'll probably do some flashbacks of Naruto's training…maybe

"talking"

'thoughts'

"demon talking"

'Demon thinking'

"Demon talking in Naruto's head"

Jutsus

Now on with the story :

Chapter 4: Academy Days Part 1

It was a beautiful and peaceful day in Konoha, the sun was shining and the sky was a cloudless blue (much to the annoyance of a certain Nara)

"The world will end before you can catch the Great Uzumaki Naruto" a boy in an orange jumpsuit, now known as Uzumaki Naruto, yelled destroying the peace

"Come back here Uzumaki-san you have to face the consequences of defiling the Hokage monument" a bear masked ANBU said while chasing him

"Never!" Naruto threw the open neon orange paint can at the array of ninja following him, from gennin to ANBU

The paint can hit a gennin and a chunnin on the head painting them yellow and knocking them out, the unfortunate bear masked ANBU slipped on the paint and hit the back of his head, he landed on the roof KO'd next to his fallen comrades.

'Three down 19 more to go' He landed on the ground by a tall picket fence

"Come on, the brat went his way!" a random jounin said pointing ahead of him. All the ninja went to where he pointed to passing him by. The jounin smirked and turned back to Naruto,

"Idiots" he went to an alleyway as an old man with a black cane passed by,

"Yep, I'm the best nobody can catch me"

Someone coughed behind him

Naruto spinned around and chuckled nervously,

"Hi Iruka-sensei"

Iruka just stared at him and all of a sudden Naruto was tied up and being dragged to the academy

"Let me go Iruka-sensei, I don't wanna go!" he struggled trying to get free

"Quiet or I'll gag you"

Naruto instantly shut up

Inside the class everyone was talking loudly, they shut up when Iruka came in dragging a disgruntled Naruto behind him.

"Now everyone" he put Naruto on a seat by his desk "because of Naruto here were going to review the henge"

Everyone groaned

"Thanks a lot Naruto-baka" said a rosette haired girl

"Forehead is right baka" said a blonde girl

Naruto just haughtily turned away, he looked at Iruka,

"What about me?" he asked Iruka

" Not you Naruto, I still remember last time"

Flashback

A 11 year old Naruto stands in front of the class

"Now Naruto, I want you to do the henge no jutsu"

"k' Iruka-sensei"

Naruto did the handsigns

"HENGE NO JUTSU" he screamed out

Iruka looked up and blood shot out of his nose as he skyrocketed towards the wall

Infront of Iruka was a buxom brunette with body that was the epitome of all the wet dreams of heterosexual males, but that wasn't what, caused him to have a nosebleed, the reason was that the beautiful creature in front of him was totally and completely naked, except for 2 wisps of smoke barely covering her breasts and privates.

"So do I pass, I-ru-ka-sen-sei?" 'she' asked in a seductively husky voice

"N-NARUTO D-DISPEL THAT HENGE" Iruka screamed out while holding his nose trying to stop the bleeding

'poof'

Naruto stood where the brunette use to stand,

"So, do I pass?"

End Flashback

"Aww, but Iruka-sensei-"

"No Naruto you'll stay there tied up until the end of class" Iruka said while wiping a small speck of blood from his nose

Naruto sweatdropped 'Wow Iruka-niisan really is a pervert'

"First up…" the impromptu pop quiz went on until everyone was finished

"Well done everyone, now remember tomorrow is the gennin exams so rest up and eat a good breakfast, ja ne everyone"

Everyone but Naruto stood up, bowed, and left the room

"So, are you going to untie me Iruka-sensei?"

Iruka looked at Naruto grabbed his shoulder and Shunshin'ed to the Hokage monument

"Yes so you can clean this up"

"Aww Iruka-sensei, why? It's a work of art"

"More like graffiti, now go on, start cleaning" he gave Naruto a big brush and some cleaner.

Ten minutes later the Hokage Monument was as good as new

"That was fast" exclaimed Iruka surprised

"Well the paint is washable, hell if the ninja that were chasing me would of used some suiton jutsu, the paint would of washed right off"

Iruka sweatdropped

"Well see you tomorrow Naruto"

"Later, 'Ruka-sensei"

Iruka Shunshin'ed while waving off. When Naruto was sure Iruka was gone he smirked… and 'pop' faint wisps of smoke traveled with the wind where Naruto used to stand

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Seventeen blocks away, in a small ramen stand, an old man with a black cane laughed as he put his chopsticks down,

"The world will end before they can catch me" was all he said

Naruto woke up excited, he looked at the clock on the bureau and saw that it was still too early to go to the academy, he took a shower and brushed his teeth then made pancakes with eggs and bacon. He looked at the small watch on his wrist and smiled; he went to the door put on his sandals and went out, locking the door.

Jumping on the roofs he headed for the academy. When he arrived he stood outside and looked at the whitewashed walls and painted red roofs and sighed as he went inside, walking inside the classroom he greeted Iruka then sat down next to a window and looked outside, distracted, he didn't notice the students filing in one by one until Iruka started talking

"Ok Class, we will first be starting with a written test lasting one hour. Then there will be a shuriken and kunai throwing test which will last two hours. And last there will be a jutsu test consisting of the Kawarimi no Jutsu, Bunshin no Jutsu, and Henge no Jutsu, lasting two hours. Mizuki will be passing out the test in a minute"

When Mizuki was finished Iruka looked at the clock

"And time starts…now"

Naruto looked at his paper and immediately noticed the genjutsu on it, he looked at Mizuki discreetly and waited until he had turned around

'Odd, he has a genjutsu on his back'

"Kai" he whispered low enough do nobody would hear him, he looked down and did the test, when the time was up Iruka told everyone to go outside

"Ok now we will be doing the shuriken test. There are 20 targets, 10 for shuriken and 10 for kunai, to pass this test you have hit a minimum of 5 targets. First up-"

Naruto ignored Iruka until he called the names the names he was most interested in.

"Haruno Sakura"

Sakura threw the kunai first and then the shuriken getting 6 out of 10 on both.

"Hyuuga Hinata"

To the surprise of everyone Hinata scored a perfect 100. If you would look very closely you could see he small smirk she gave at Naruto, Naruto just smiled back, idiotically.

"Akimichi Chouji"

He walked up munching on his chips, he grabbed the kunai and threw them one by one getting 7 out of 10, he then grabbed the shuriken and got a 6 out of 10

"Nara Shikamaru"

Shikamaru walked up lazily and threw the kunais and shuriken getting 7 out of 10 on both

"Yamanaka Ino"

She threw the kunai and shuriken getting the same score as Sakura

"Inuzuka"Kiba

He scored 5 out of 10 in kunai and 7 out of ten in shuriken

"Aburame Shino"

He scored 8 out of ten on both

"Uchiha Sasuke"

Ignoring his screaming coughscreechingcough fangirls he threw the shuriken and kunai getting 10 out of 10 on both kunai and shuriken

His fangirls went wild, choruses of 'you're so cool' 'I love you' and other things were shouted at him, he just ignored them and leaned on a tree, fangirls instantly surrounded him

'GAH THEY'RE SO ANNOYING' Sasuke thought tuning them out

Naruto smiled loving seeing Sasuke annoyed

"Uzumaki Naruto"

Naruto stood up and threw the shurikens and kunais getting a 5 out of 10 and both

"Figures, the baka can't even throw right" said a random Sasuke fangirl

Naruto just looked at her for a minute, his face serious, making her nervous, then he smiled like an idiot and turned away making her forget all about it.

They all went inside the classroom and Iruka explained the last test. One by one the students filed in some came back with a hitai-ate, some didn't come back at all. Naruto just stared at the Hokage monument with his chin on his hands until, finally, his name was called up

"Uzumaki, Naruto"

He walked out of the door and entered the classroom across the hall. On his left was a desk with a few hitai-ate's and Iruka with Mizuki sitting behind it. On his right just empty space. He walked to the middle of the room.

"Ok Naruto the first jutsu you have to do is the Bunshin no Jutsu you have to do a minimum of 3 to pass, the second you have to do is Henge no Jutsu, and the last is the Kawarimi no Jutsu. You can begin at any time."

Naruto smiled his goofy smile as his hands blurred making handsigns

"Bunshin no Jutsu" 20 Naruto's filled the room, the real Naruto rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly when Iruka and Mizuki stared at him surprised

"Sorry about that, but making less than 20 Bunshin is impossible for me, I have too much chakra" He said while dispelling the jutsu

"OK, continue"

"K, Iruka sensei-" he did some handseals"-Henge no Jutsu" He turned into a perfect copy of Mizuki.

Iruka looked down and wrote something on his clipboard.

He looked at Naruto and told him to dispel the henge and Kawarimi.

"Already done Iruka-sensei"

Iruka looked infront of him and saw Mizuki, he looked next to him and saw another Mizuki, he looked at the Mizuki in front of him,

"Very funny Naruto, now please do the Kawarimi no Jutsu"

"But Iruka-sensei I already did" Iruka looked the Mizuki next to him. 'poof' A now hengeless

Naruto sat there

"Hi Iruka-sensei" Naruto said while waving at him

'A-amazing he kawarimi'ed with Mizuki, a chunnin! To do that he'd have to have overpowered Mizuki's chakra, which means he has more chakra than a chunnin.'

Iruka grinned at Naruto widely,

"Congratulations Naruto you are now a genin of Konohagakure, I wish you the best of luck"

"NO!"

Naruto and Iruka looked at the angry Mizuki

"I will not let a-a demon like that become a ninja, he killed my parents, now I'll kill him. Kai"

The genjutsu around Mizuki disappeared, revealing a gray-clad Mizuki with 2 dai shuriken on his back. He quickly grabbed one and threw it towards Naruto, at the same time Iruka jumped in front of Naruto.

'splat'

Blood tricked and fell on the floor creating a small puddle as Naruto looked up at Iruka

"'Ruka-niisan you baka-" Naruto laughed a bit while pulled the large shuriken out of his back, more of his blood splattered on the floor creating a gruesome, but beautiful, pattern on the floor"-you seriously think that would've let you take that hit"

"N-naruto" Iruka looked at Naruto shocked, a small tear fell from his eye

"Oh, how sweet, the current and past dobe's together again, just makes me wanna cry, but I think I'll kill you instead. But before that-"he turned to Naruto"-do you want to know why everybody hates you, why they glare at you, spit on you, despise you, do you want to now? Well I'll tell you-"

"Mizuki! NO!"

"Shut up Iruka. The reason why they hate you so much is because you-"

"Have the Kyuubi no Kitsune sealed in me"

Iruka and Mizuki looked at a calm Naruto in surprise

"What, you seriously didn't think I wouldn't notice that the most powerful bijuu in the world, is sealed inside me, hell I've known since I was 5, ever since he first started talking to me"

"H-he talks to you." Iruka muttered under his breath still surprised. He slumped down unconscious onto the floor when a small metal ball hit him in the temple

"Finally some peace and quiet. What I was going to say was that you are the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the creature that has killed thousands, the creature that will die by my hands" He got the second dai shuriken "Now die" he threw the weapon at Naruto.

'thud'

"Too slow Mizuki-teme"

Mizuki stiffened and turned around, only to find Naruto gone again

"Still too slow"

Mizuki heel kicked Naruto sending him crashing into the desk

"Who's the slow one now?"

"Apparently you" Mizuki looked behind him to see Naruto, he looked in front of him seeing another Naruto

"W-what"

"He-llo Mizuki-teme" He looked left and another Naruto was there

"W-what, wait-'

"Kukukukuku Bunshin no Jutsu, really demon did you think I would fall for an academy jutsu" He ran torwards the Naruto that had fallen onto the desk,

"You are the real demon!" He shouted while stabbing Naruto

'poof'

"Wrong Mizuki-teme"

"K-kage Bunshin no Jutsu"

Naruto smirked and did a cross shaped handseal, "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu"

After that, all you could hear were the pain-filled screams of Mizuki.

Chapter End

Me: Finally the chappie is DONE!!!

Sasuke: Ummm…shouldn't you be worrying over the dobe

Me: Why???

Sasuke points to (a still yellow) Naruto in fetal position rocking back and forth sucking his thumb

Me: Wow…I did a pretty good job

Sasuke: *sigh* Just fix him I need to spar

Me: Wanna spar with me? *evil grin*

Sasuke: *shiver* No

Me: But why????

Sasuke: Cuz' you'll kill me

Me: I wouldn't do tha- wait nevermind *waves hand* I would

Sasuke sweatdrop's

Me: Well anyways the poll is closed, I repeat poll is closed. And the winner is…drumroll please

Sasuke: If you'll think I'll actually do it you're delusional

Me: Pretty please *puppy eye no jutsu*

Sasuke: *sigh* fine but only if you fix Naruto

Me: Argh! Fine. *goes to the kitchen then comes back* Hey Naruto look, Ramen

Whoosh

Me: Damn that was fast

Naruto: Thanks for the ramen Luna-chan

Me: You're welcome, now the winner of the poll is…Sasuke drumroll

Sasuke appears wearing band gear with huge drum strapped to the front

Naruto: Hahaha n-nice Sasuke-teme

Sasuke: Shut the hell up dobe *drumrolls*

Me: The weapon Naruto will carry will be a…sword!

Naruto: Sweet imma have my own sword

Me: Well see you next time!

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Luna-chan :3