Me: Hello everyone and welcome to another chapter of Shinigami's Curse Kami's Blessing I want you all to say hi to Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha-teme I mean Sasuke
Sasuke: *glares*
Me: Jeez take that damn redwood outta your ass, I was just kidding
Sasuke: *glare harder*
Me: You're going to get cross eyed
Sasuke:*glares even harder* Fuck You
Me: Ok, how about the day after...lemme think...NEVER
Naruto: She got you there
Sasuke: Be quiet, Urasakontachi
Naruto:LALALALALALALA IM NOT BEING QUIET LALALALALA
Me: *glares* Naruto
Naruto: w-what
Me: LALALALALALALA
Naruto: *foxy grin* LALALALA
Me and Naruto: LALALALALALALA ANNOY ANNOY ANNOY ANNOY ANNOY LALALALA
Sasuke: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Me and Naruto: eep
Me: *whispers* is he PMSing
Naruto: *whispers* I think so
Sasuke: SHUT THE FUCK UP * goes to bed and falls asleep*
Me: *still whispering* Hey Naruto wanna prank him
Naruto: *whisper-scream* YES!
Me: But what should we do? Oh I know-
Naruto: Too small
Me: You're right
Naruto: How about-
Me: No that will take a long time
Naruto: Yeah
Me and Naruto think
Me: I know what to do *whispers in Naruto's ear*
Naruto: Wait wont that- you're right- that's perfect-what about-oh ok-so were going to use that
Me and Naruto: *hold flashlight under face* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sasuke: SHUT UP
Me and Naruto snicker
"talking"
'thoughts'
"demon talking"
'Demon thinking'
"Demon talking in Naruto's head"
Jutsus
Now on with the story :
Chapter 5: Academy Days Part 2
Beep Beep Beep Beep
A small hand hit the alarm clock trying to turn it off, finally finding the button they pressed it...and pressed it again…and again…and again, until finally, getting tired, picked up the alarm clock and threw it to the opposite wall.
Naruto snuggled deeper into his covers faintly wondering why the alarm clock was on until it hit him, the gennin team selections.
He got up quickly and checked the calendar, yes today was the team selections. He did a small little jig and went to the bathroom to take a shower.
He looked into the small mirror and, in a move that displayed its familiarity, bit his thumb and wiped the blood on his left bicep.
Instantly the image in the mirror changed, instead of short blond hair and a masculine face was the face of…and angel you could say. Waist length sunshine blond hair, thin slanted eyebrows, exotic sky blue cat-like eyes, a small bow mouth, and 6 barely noticeable scars 3 on each cheek (that made her look like a fox), all framed by a heart shaped face and long bangs that covered her right eye stared back.
'I still can't believe I thought I was a boy'
Flashback
A small 7 year old girl ran past the halls of the Hokage tower, unnoticed. She entered a door marked 'Hokage' and screamed.
"JIJI LOOK AT ME"
A old man wearing long robes looked away from the Hokage monument and dropped his pipe as he saw the little girl, "N-naruto"
"JIJI WHAT HAPPENED, I WOKE UP THIS MORNING LIKE THIS, what's wrong with me?" Naruto whispered in the end
"Well Naruto, the henge dispelled"
"I had a henge on me?!"
"Yes, you did. I can't tell you why, completely but I can tell you some of it"
"Then tell me!"
"When the Kyuubi was sealed into you the Yondaime put an extra seal on you, for safety measures, he put a henge that would let you look like a boy. But what puzzles me is that the henge was supposed to be dispelled when you turned 12"
"So I wasn't going to know until I was 12"
"Well…yes"
Naruto sighed, "You know what, I'm not even going to get mad, now are you going to put the henge back up or am I going to stay like this"
"For your safety, you'll have to put your henge up until you are ready to let it go. Luckily the Yondaime made a contingency plan incase this happened" Sarutobi pulled his sleeve up and added some chakra to a small seal on his forearm, a small scroll appeared," this scroll contains a seal that will place a permanent henge on you, to dispel it all you have to do is smear some blood on it and add some chakra to put it back on"
"K' jiji"
Flashback End
She sighed and looked at the small white clock and cursed.
'I'm going to be late!
She took the shortest shower in her life and put on her normal black and midnight blue kunoichi clothes. She channeled chakra into the seal and the seal disappeared as she turned into the orange wearing male that everyone knew. He went out the door and sprinted to the academy.
He ran to his class and opened the door, without looking in he bowed in apology
"Gomenasai Iruka-sensei, sorry…I'm…late" he looked at the class, empty save for one blue haired girl laughing at him
"Hahaha y-you actually fell for it Naru-chan, hahaha"
Naruto glared at his friend/sister,
"Mou, you're so mean 'Nata-neechan" he pouted making Hinata laugh harder. Naruto walked up the steps and sat two rows ahead of the Hyuuga and ignored her.
Five minutes later Hinata had calmed down, though a small giggle would escape now and again.
Slowly the class began to file in many looking surprised at how quiet Naruto was. All he did was lay his head on his arms and fall asleep
Unknown to him a certain Uchiha had sit next to him, effectively blocking said Uchiha from having one of his fangirls sit next to him
"I WON" two girls screamed in unison as they squeezed through the door, one was a blonde girl 4'9 with a long ponytail and bangs partly covering her left blue eye, she had on a purple half shirt and a purple skirt with slits that stopped at her hips, arm warmers, and bandages covering her stomach and thighs, her hitai-ate was tied around her waist like a belt. The other was a pink haired girl 4'8 in a sleeveless red dress with a white outline of a circle on the end and black biker shorts, she had green eyes and her hitai-ate was used as a hairband. Both had the customary kunai and shuriken holsters with blue ninja sandals.
"No, I got here first forehead!"
"My toe was in before yours pig!"
They growled at each other, then spotted the object of their affections, the reason they were rivals, Uchiha Sasuke. They ran towards Sasuke, hoping to sit next to him, then they noticed a mop of blonde hair and a horrendous orange jumpsuit, they glared at Uzumaki Naruto, self-appointed rival to the Uchiha, and thus his fangirls. Naruto, oblivious, slept on without a care in the world.
Sakura opened her mouth to yell at him, when a small voice interrupted her, "I wouldn't do that if I were you, you wouldn't like the consequences"
Sakura and Ino stared at Hinata with a bit of surprise, then ignored her
"WAKE UP NARUTO-BAKA" Sakura screamed, she then found herself across the room, she fell down extremely lightheaded and stunned, leaving a imprint of her body on the wall.
Everything was quiet.
On the other side of the room was a blonde boy, arms still outstretched after flipping and punching her simultaneously, his bangs covering his eyes.
"Don't ever wake me up like that again" his voice was soft and quiet, clear in the silence.
"I told her not to, but did she listen? No" Everyone turned to Hinata surprised at the normally introvert girl, but the silence was broken and slowly the gennin started talking, while Ino went to help Sakura.
Naruto sat down after Hinata had talked and put a hand over his eyes
'I need chocolate'
A hand touched his shoulder; he looked up and saw Hinata. She smiled and gave him some chocolate.
"Here Naruto-kun"
"Thank Hinata-chan" he took a bite out of the chocolate and sighed happily, "You really are a life-saver"
Hinata smiled, then noticed the bleeding cut on his left bicep. She looked back at the still dazed Sakura and noticed a piece of orange cloth on her hand that was slowly turning black and a small amount of blood on her fingernails. She smiled as the cut Naruto had healed up, leaving some blood on it.
'Perfect' and went back to her seat.
All the while Sasuke Uchiha stared at the blonde trying to figure out how the dead-last had moved so fast, he looked towards the front of the classroom, put his hands in front of his face and thought,
'Maybe the dobe is more than what he seems'
He shifted his eyes to look at Naruto and a small sweatdrop formed in his head.
Next to him Naruto was rocking side to side, smiling, and chanting 'chocolate, chocolate' over and over while eating his chocolate.
Sasuke mentally sighed,
'Maybe not'
"Tch, baka dobe"
There was silence next to him and all of a sudden a whiskered face was in front of him,
"You say somethin' teme?"
Sasuke stared at the crouching Naruto on his desk.
"Baka Dobe" he said clearly, enunciating each word. Naruto growled and cocked his right fist back.
Behind them a certain Inuzuka tripped over an almost invisible piece of wire and crashed and into the table behind him making it move, which was- coincidentally – the table that Naruto was on, making Naruto topple forward in to the Uchiha.
Sasuke tried to stop Naruto but his right hand slipped, smearing the blood over Naruto's bicep. Surprised at the blood he didn't notice Naruto's face getting closer to him until their faces made contact…at the lips.
Lips still locked, their eyes widened and stared at each other in shock as they both toppled to the floor. Naruto because he was kissing the Uchiha and Sasuke because as he stared at Naruto 'his' features had melted into a girls.
End Chapter
Me: Well that was fun, took me some time to write, I didn't really know how to word it and the fact that I have 2 AP classes and a Honors didn't help a bit
Naruto: Stop complaining
Me: I don't wanna
Sasuke: AHHHHHHHH!!!! Get them the hell away from me!
Me: I guess Sasuke found his little…present
Sasuke: Open the damn door! *fist pounding on the door* Let me the fuck out of here, If you don't I swear that imma kill you
Me: Tsk Tsk Tsk Sasuke that's no way to talk to the people who have the keys
Naruto: You're right Luna-chan, and here I was about to open the door to let him out *sigh* Oh how foolish I was
*Me and Naruto snickering*
Sasuke: It's not funny come on let me out! AH! NO GRABBING THERE- LET ME THE FUCK OUT!!!
*Me and Naruto walk away from the screaming Sasuke*
Naruto: I wonder when he'll notice that the key is under the potted plant
Me: I wonder when he'll notice that all the fangirls locked in the room with him are actually Kage-Bunshin
Sasuke: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!
Naruto: A long time
Me: Hey did we put in the cameras?
Naruto: Huh? Umm, yeah we did
Me: Perfect
Naruto: Why did you want so many cameras for anyway?
Me: Different angles, and the fact that if there's more pictures then Sasuke will never be sure if he destroyed them all of not, more blackmail material…and of course more pics to sell on eBay
Sasuke: *faint girlish scream*
Me & Naruto: *look at each other and laugh*
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Luna-chan :3