Disclaimer: No, I do not own PJO, I probably never will…unless I…he he… why'd I tell you! ;)
Me: And we're back! For another day of shooting…only the gods can save me…
-gun fire-
Me: What's going on?
Random crew member: I'm shooting…
Me: You're fired.
Random Crew Member: I'm the one with the gun.
Me: Fair point! On with the show!
Beep
Kronos: Barter with me, I will give you what you want.
Sally: -holographic- Go!
Percy: -whimpers-
Kronos: Help me rise boy! Help me- Oh whats my line?
Cue Person: Bring me the bolt. Strike a blow to the treacherous gods!
Kronos: Ahhh, that's right. He hem! BRING ME THE BOLT. STRIKE A BLOW TO THE TREACHEROUS GODS!
-Percy flies backwards-
Kronos: Was that powerful enough? Do I need to put more into it?
Me: N-no.
Kronos: So it was good?
Me: Sure…can we tone it down?
Percy: Yeah…please.
Kronos: Oh yes, yes.
-holographic Sally wipes brow-
Me: Let's get this going again! And cue spirits!
Beep
-snoop cam-
Rick: We're all doing so well!
Me: Yeah!
Rick: Some of you could use improvement-
Me: More like the whole cast.
Rick: But we are going to do it!
-cast cheers-
Small demigod: Is it true that Percy is an idiot?
Rick: -cough- Who told you that?
Me: -whistles innocently- EVERYONE PLACES!
Beep
Rachel: Seven half-bloods shall answer the call. To storm or fire the world must fall. An oath to ke- COUGH COUGH COUGH! OK WHAT IS UP WITH THE MIST? OVERDRAMATIC MUCH!
Crew Hand: It's to set the scene!
Me: You're the great oracle, this is the great prophecy.
Rachel: -twirling hair-
Me: Are you even listening?
Rachel: What? –blinks- Oh poop! There goes the contact!
Me: Ay carumba!
Beep
-snoop cam-
Crew Hand: It's not perfect?
Prop designer: I don't know I tested it on-
Me: Yes?
Prop Designer: Oh nothing! –runs off-
Me: It better be nothing.
Beep
Me: I want all on set for guinea pig scene!
Percy: Do I have to?
Me: NOW!
Percy: -gets in place-
C.C: Here, take this drink and you will become what you truly are.
-takes cup-
C.C: MWA HAHAHAHAHA!
-Percy shrinks-
Annabeth: -burst in- OMG C.C! YOU'RE LIBRARY IS AH-MAZ-ING!...and I am wrong again! –kicks wall- Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
C.C: None of you are sane!
Me: That's me cast!
C.C: -stares at me weirdly-
Me: That monsters gotta go!
-security drags C.C out kicking and screaming-
Me: REPLACEMENT!
-identical C.C comes out of shadows-
Crew Hand: PROBLEM!
Me: Ugh! Yes?
Crew Hand: …irreversible…
Me: You're telling me Percy's stuck as a guinea pig?
Annabeth: Oh gods! This is just too funny!
Me: No its not!
Crew Hand: It's only temporary!
Me: Fix it!
Beep
Annabeth: Percy, stay back!
Grover: Umph!
Percy: Squuuuueeeeeeaaaak! Squeak!
Me: Who gave the guinea pig a sword? Seriously? Do you want us to die?
Percy: Squeak!
Beep
Me: With Percy a guinea pig, thereain't much we can do. Y'all get an early night tonight!
Crew Members: To the pub!
Cast Members: To the trailer party!
Annabeth: To the library!
Me: …riiiiight
All I could think of for tonight! Now I'm off to bed. Sorry it's not as good as the last chapter, but I will try and make a better one tomorrow…anyone reckon I should include The Lost Hero book in these outtakes because that would give me more inspiration. Ok…bye bye Review!