Me: Heya People! We have a show to shoot!
Annabeth: I was reading last night an-
Percy: Biiiig shock!
Annabeth: Ha ha very funny.
Grover: My names bugs bunny!
Percy: No its Grover…
Grover: It's a children thing! You of all people should know it!
Me: Come on guys Annabeth had something to say!
Annabeth: I did?
Me: Oh…I give up!
Beep
Percy: Come on Annabeth.
Annabeth: Me? Go on the tunnel of love with you?
Percy: Yes you.
Annabeth: Argh…boys…stupid
Percy: Look! The shield!
Annabeth: Watch out it's a trap!
Percy: Too late!
Annabeth: Hit the decks! Ahhhh! Petals?
-love music starts playing as love music and ride starts up petals falling from above with people on-
Annabeth: Ha ha very funny guys!
Me: Who messed up the set?
Random Crew Member: Sorry it says metal spiders not petal gliders.
-miny people squeal from petals-
Percy: Well we could always use the time… -winks-
Annabeth: Ewwww Percy! We are 12 in this chapter!
Percy: I was gonna say play checkers, but you assumed.
Me: Get this sorted out! –shakes camera- WHY DO THE FATES HATE ME?
Beep
Luke: I need you to promise…no more like Etha-
Zia: COME ON! THE TEMPLES THIS WAY!
Carter: Wait up! Wait up!
Sadie: Carter, now may not seem like the perfect time to say it, but you're really unfit!
Grover: -faints-
Annabeth: -grabs knife-
Percy: -holds hands up in surrender and growls at the newcomers- Who are you?
Sadie: Could ask you the same thing!
Percy: You're on our set!
Carter: Don't shout at my sister!
Annabeth: Don't shout at my b- soon to be boyfriend…in two scenes!
Me: -whispers to camera man- You getting this?
Camera Man: -nods-
Me: Cool…I'm not completely insane…
-fist fight starts between the characters as Grover, Luke and Zia stand by-
-staff run to stop it will other members of the cast just laugh on the sidelines-
Me: Okay….CUT!
Beep
-snoop cam intro-
Snoop snoop snooper, snoop snoop snooper, SNOO-OOP CAAAAM!
Rachel: So, right, Tiffany said that Sharon said that Clarisse screamed that Annabeth cried when they said I had to kiss Percy.
-unheard voice but bussing-
Rachel: I know right! TOOOOTAAAL OTT REACTION!
-buzzing-
Rachel: OMG! NOWAY! Piper! That is sooooo fabuuu!
-buzzing voice now discerned as Piper-
Rachel: Is he with you now?
-buzz-
Rachel: Oh…total bummeeeer…well I g2g luurrrrveee you baaabez! –hangs up- Total sucker! –walks off-
Me: …that was revealing!
Snoop cam yeah!
Beep
Dylan: -she'll reward me greatly for your death!
-Jason and Piper exchange silent conversation-
Leo: SHIZ! SHIZZEDY SHIZ SHIZ SHIZ!
Jason: What the heck man?
Leo: Dude made me break a nail!
Coach Hedge: You're kidding me right? –look at camera for support- He is kidding? Right?
Leo: Dude, I can claim on this! You almost drew blood!
CH: …
Leo: That's what I thought! If you need me I will be in my trailer reconsidering my contract!
Me: -holds bridge of nose-
CH: He's not actually going to claim right? I mean…I have rights! I can't afford this right now…-walks off in Leos direction- COME ON MAN! DUDE!
Jason: I better calm him down…
Piper: -sighs- I didn't even get a bit of the action…oh well…
Me: I am never going to finish this!
Beep
Percy: Nice horsey…no eat Percy. Percy son of Poseidon –holds hand in the universal alien peace sign- I come in peace! –smiles brightly…before eaten by flesh eating horse-
Me: Not a flipping gain…some-one save the brat…I need coffee…another migraine…fun…
Beep
I now interrupt this show to bring you news from your director/producer/thingamabob!
Me: Hey guys! –waves- Long time…-gulp- no see. I'm sorry and I could go on with some huge explanation as to why I haven't updated but we all know you don't really care…hehe…so I'm sorry…truce? Anyway, it's the end of the chapter; sorry guys…leave a review if ya still love me!
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