Someone asked me to attempt this is story format…I'm gonna give it a go for one chapter but if I don't like it, I won't do it anymore…
Annabeth was stood by the fire, ears brimming with the artificial fears of an actor, giving her last lament to Percy. She held Percy's silk green burial cloth in her hands.
"We must assume he is dead." Chiron muttered dejectedly, "After so long a silence, it is unlikely our prayers shall be answered. I have asked his best surviving friend to do the final honours."
Annabeth turned and placed the shroud upon the flames, she watched as the flames licked at the only memory of Percy Jackson, Son of Poseidon. She started reciting her prepared words. Laying on the braking voice, making her eyes go red and puffy she said, "He was probably the bravest friend I've ever had. He…" She stopped mid speech and looked to the entrance of the Amphitheatre. Her mouth fell open and she wiped her eyes, "Where on Earth is he?" She demanded.
Everyone looked to the entrance of the Amphitheatre where the missing cum dead teen, looking bedraggled and if a little un-healthy should be stood. Everyone was not surprised to find that the guy was not there, seeing as he had missed many a scene entrance before/
The director looked around the set, pinched her nose, and called, "Where is Percy? He is needed on set…NOW!"
Suddenly without warning a black Pegasus landed in the middle of the Amphitheatre, narrowly missing the fire. Upon said flying horse sat the one the characters of Percy Jackson sought, carrying a large bucket of what appeared to be KFC fried chicken.
"Oh my goodness." He enunciated around a mouthful of spicy chicken wing, "This is so awesome. You guy should try some."
The actors and crew alike all surrounded and helped themselves to fried chicken while the cameras all powered down and the director walked away rubbing her temples. "This is going to be one heck of a shot today." She muttered insanely to herself, pooping two paracetamol tablets into her mouth and dry swallowing them as she settled under the crew gazebo. "Someone help me now."
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"Done with what?" Percy enquired innocently.
"Your quest," Chiron said morbidly, "will you accept it?"
Percy's face turned rebellious, "What if I don't want to go on your quest?" He demanded.
Chiron stood to his full height, "Well tough! You're doing it anyway!"
Grover jumped between the two, "Guys, guys. Now is not the time to fight, not in front of the camera, please." He pleaded, trying to mediate the two wild forces.
"Sure, I won't fight as soon as the brat stops messing around and actually learns his lines!"
"I'll learn my lines when you give me a reason to old man!"
"How dare you call me old you little-"
Percy laughed, "Well, you do use a wheelchair."
Chiron growled, "That's it!"
Lightning flashed across the sky and Chiron stopped before he kicked Percy, "Oh right…can't hurt the main character…where were we?"
"Percy's quest." The director supplied, hoping they could take of where they left.
Chiron nodded, "Your quest. Will you accept it?"
"What if I don't want to go on your quest?"
The director decided enough was enough, "Okay, cut! I think it's time for a break. Percy, run your lines with Annabeth and Grover, preferably before Chiron kills you!"
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Percy sat with Calypso on her floating island, that no-one could pronounce the name of, (not even the director) apart from Calypso herself as they poured there feeling out to each other over a lovely evening meal.
"The fates…they always send me someone…" she stuttered.
"Calypso, what is it? I want to help…" Percy said in concern.
The camera slowly edged forwards, closer to them.
"They send me someone I can't help but fall in love with."
The camera flashes to Percy's face, giving Calypso enough time to put fake tears in her eyes (water drops).
"M-me?" He asked "But-" The rest of his sentence is cut off as Calypso jumps across the table and attacks him in a kiss; he reacts and reiterates the kiss.
As they lay on the floor kissing, the scene continues and Hephaestus shows up on the edge of the island in a ball of flames. When he arrives to see the kissing couple he let his mouth hang open. "Did I come at the wrong time?" He asked in shock.
Suddenly Annabeth ran onto the set and yanked Calypso off of Percy. "Stay away from my boyfriend!" She threatened and started scratching at Calypso's face.
"Annabeth!" Percy exclaimed, "What are you doing?"
"She was making a move on you." Annabeth defended.
Percy nodded, "Yeah, a successful one!"
Annabeth's eyes flared, "What is that supposed to mean?"
Percy rolled his eyes, "At least she can kiss without head butting me!"
"Oh that's how it's going to be." She said, slapping Percy round the face.
Percy rubbed at the hand print, "You're not meant to slap me till next chapter." He defended.
"Oh, I felt it should come a little early, lighten up the atmosphere."
Hephaestus shook his head, "I did come at the wrong time didn't I?"
The director nodded, "Yeah, sorry buddy. Okay, let's take it from the top!"
The director turned around but when she looked back she noticed that Percy and Annabeth were kissing and Calypso and Hephaestus were nowhere to be seen. Instead of calling them back she just shook her head dejectedly, "I give up. I just…really give up."
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So, I did one in story format…didn't seem as good as my other ones, but I'll let you lot decide. If you prefer it in script format just tell me and any following chapters shall be scripty :D I feel I can put more humour in if it's in script format…anyone review? (I think I changed tenses at the end there…oops…)
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