Chapter 2
Acceptance of Denial?
(Night falls)
After being chased by the female skunkette all day, Buster heads home thinking about what all happened today.
(Buster opens and closes the door quickly)
Buster: Phew! I thought I'd never shake her!
(When Buster came in, he was seen with many lipstick markings on his face) (He then headed to his bathroom to wash the markings off his face)
Buster: Man, that Fifi must really want a love life. But why me all of a sudden?
(After washing his face, he went to his bed to get some sleep and forget the thing ever happened)
Buster: I just hope tomorrow that everything will go back to normal.
(Buster then went to sleep starting to dream the night away)(Morning came and Buster started to wake up realizing that he over slept again)
Buster: (yawning) Oh boy, I over slept again.
(This happens so often that Buster plans situations like this)(He gets a bunch of balloons and starts flying his way to the university)(He then gets to a good spot to land and hits and smashes into a locker)(Everyone was looking at what happened)
Buster: I really gotta set my alarm clock.
(After taking that hit, Buster then headed to class)(Hearing the lesson is just putting everyone to sleep)(Buster was just bored out of his mind, not knowing that Fifi was thinking about him in her daydreams)
Fifi (thoughts): Le sigh, I wonder what Buster is thinking about right now? Hmmm…
(A cloud formed over her head dreaming about her and Buster skipping and holding hands, getting married in Paris, France with all their friends with them, and kissing)(When they were about to kiss, Plucky took a pin needle and popped the dream cloud)
Plucky: You're blocking my view!
(Fifi stood in surprise and stuck her tongue out)
(The bell then rang and lunch period began)(Plucky then walked up to Buster to talk about yesterday)
Plucky: So how did feel being chased, huh?
Buster: I don't want to talk about it.
Plucky: C'mon, you gotta tell me something.
Buster: No, Plucky.
Plucky: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAASSSE!
Buster: Big fat NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Plucky: Fine, but don't come crying to me when you start talking about it.
Buster: Relax, Plucky. That will never happen.
Hamton: Gee, Buster you're so lucky, being chased by Fifi like that. I wished it would happen to me.
Buster: You're kidding , right?
(The boys headed down to the cafeteria to eat their lunch, when-)(the whole cafeteria got turned into a dating show)(Babs grabbed Buster and sat him down in a chair right next to Fifi)(Babs then started talking in a male voice)
Babs (male voice): Helloooooooooooooo, everybody and welcome to the Acme Dating show, where we look some the couples and interview them about their dates! Today, we have with us that cool hoppin' blue bunny; Buster Bunny!
(the audience was clapping and whistling)
Babs (male voice): And sitting right next to Buster is the beautiful, radiant, and Oh so lovely; Fifi la Fume!
(Fifi was looking in a mirror checking how she looked)
(the audience clapped even more and started wooing)
Buster: WHAT?
Fifi: Ello' again, mon amour.
Buster: Now hang on just a-
(Babs covered his mouth)
Babs (male voice): Also joining me is are extinguishing panel of judges; Bugs Bunny…
Bugs: What's up doc?
Babs (male voice): Pepe le Pew…
Pepe: Ello',everybody. (Starts sending a wave of kisses to the audience)
Babs (male voice): - Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Babs Bunny!
(Babs switch costumes and bowed to the audience)
Babs: Oh, thank you, thank you! You're too kind!
Buster: You've got to be kidding me.
Babs (male voice): Alrighty, people! Let the interview commence!
(The audience clapped with excitement, until-)
Buster: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPP! (Panting) Just what the heck is going on here! I just came down here to have a nice lunch! Instead, I end up in this cooky place!
Babs: Don't look at me, it was their idea. (Pointing at Plucky, Hamton, Shirley, and Calamity who were snickering)
Plucky: HA! Let's see how you get of talking about it now!
Buster: (Grinding his teeth) (He then started to calm down)(exhaling) Alright, fine, I'll talk about.
(the audience clapped and whistled with joy)
Babs (male voice): Alright then! Buster Bunny, how do you feel about this whole thing?
Buster: Honestly, It could be worst, but ,eh, what are you gonna do?
(the audience clapped)
Babs (male voice): Fifi, what feelings do you have for Buster? Before and right now.
Fifi: Well, at first we were just good friends, but now, ever since he gave me zose flowers and comforted me to find ze love my life, I just had to grab him and give him my affection. You might even say that he is, how you say, ze one.
The audience: Awwwwwwwwwwwww.
Babs: Yeah, say it from the heart, sista!
Buster: BABS!
Babs (male voice): Next question. Someone audience!
(a whole bunch of people were raising their hands)
Babs (male voice): Yes, you, pig boy.
Hamton: So, how is it that got her to love you this much?
Buster: I wasn't trying to, I just didn't want to see her cry right in front of me.
The Audience: AWWWWWWWWW.
Pepe: Now that's a man! Always making sure the wemen are happy.
Hamton: You know, now that I just mentioned it, I still have your picture of Buster, Fifi.
The Audience: Oooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Babs: Why you little fox!
(Buster covered his face with his hands and ears with embarrassment)
Fifi: I was just wondering what I did with that.
Buster: Someone, shoot me.
Bugs: Take it easy kid, it's just beginning.
(Suddenly there was a ring)
Babs (male voice): Uh-oh! You know what that means. Voting Time! In this part of the show, we'll ask the members of the audience and the judges to vote to see if Buster and Fifi should go on a real date or try the old chasing scene again.
Buster: What? Forget it, this is insane! I'm outta here!
(Buster dashed and left a hole in the wall)(Buster ran for his life straight back to home)
Buster: (panting) Could things get any worse?
(Ding-dong!)
Buster: Uh-oh, I wonder who that could be?
(He peeked through the small window hole and found Fifi to be at the door)
Buster: AHHHHHHHHHHH! How did you get here so fast!
Fifi: Ze power of love, no? Lizen, Buster. I don't normally ask this kind of thing, because I just jump to point of hugging and kissing my lovers, but… Would you consider going on a dinner date with me? You and moi?
Buster: (He was thinking about this deeply) Well, I would say no after what happened the other day, but (gulped) I guess I'll make take the offer.
Fifi: Oh, thank you, Buster!
(Fifi hugged Buster so hard that he could barely breathe)
Buster: Don't- (choking) mention it!
Fifi: Meet me at the Acme Junkyard and pick me up 6:45. Bye, mon amour.
Buster: Yeah. (He then closes the door and to his surprise, Plucky and Hamton was right behnd him) Mind telling me, how long you were here?
Hamton: The whole time.
Plucky: No time for talk, you've got a hot date tonight! Let's go!
Buster: WAH!
(After 50 minutes, Plucky and Hamton were finished with Buster's clothes. They were a red suit with a white bow tie and that's pretty much it)(He doesn't wear pants)
Buster: Well, I dig the red suit, but why a white bow tie?
Hamton: Well I think it looks cool.
Plucky: Now, off you go!
Buster: Yeesh!
(Suddenly, Babs gets in the picture)
Babs: Buster,wait! Give her this!
(Babs handed Buster a white rose coded in purple)
Buster: Where'd you get that?
Babs: Not important. Have fun!
Buster: Yeah, have fun. Oh boy.
(Buster then walked through town for an hour and finally reaches Fifi's Cadillac home)(He was actually 4 minutes early)(He then knocks on the door)(Before he could see, Buster turned his and decided to talk to us, the readers)
Buster: You know, I'm still worried about this whole thing. I mean, Fifi suddenly falling in love for me is one thing, but getting to go out with her on a dinner date, I'm just not sure about this whole thing. I mean, what would happen if Fifi started to go over broad with the whole love thing again. It's just too much for me, y'know.
Fifi: Hello, Buster.
(Not knowing that Fifi was already at the door, he then turned around with a surprised look on his face)
Buster: I, uh, I, derrrr, uhhhh, eeee, oooo, aahhhh, uhhhhhhhhhhhh? Fifi?
(Fifi was wearing a yellow slip dress with a tear side on the right side of her leg, she had purple eye shadow, and a white pearl braclet on her left wrist)
Buster: You, uhhhhhhhh, look aaa-a-a-a-a-a-ma-mamama-ma-. Amazing.
Fifi: (giggles) Why, thank you.
(All nervous right now, Buster handed the rose to Fifi)
Buster: I-I-I brought you a pretty white rose coded in purple.
Fifi: Oh, how sweet of vous to do zat.
(Fifi took the rose and sniffed it)(She found it amazing)
Fifi: Well then, shall we be off?
Buster: Duhhhhh, ummm, huma-humana-humana-humana-
Fifi: I'll take zat as a yes.
(Fifi grabs Buster's bow tie and they take off to have their dinner date)
Will Buster's date with Fifi be a wonderful thing or a nightmarish disaster? Will Fifi's charm be able to change Buster's mind? Will Calamity get a bigger part next time? Will I ever stop saying this fanfiction in this weird narrating voice?
More coming in the next chapter!
Calamity: Holds up a sign saying: Can I please get a bigger part in this thing?