Chapter 3
Date with Heaven or Disaster?
It's 6:50 at night, Buster was out in the town with Fifi, not knowing that certain toons were watching their every move.
(There was a van right behind the corner of a building)(It turns out to be Calamity manning a number of screens watching Buster and Fifi)
Babs (headset mic): Hey, Calamity, you've got the cameras all set?
Calamity: Holds up a sign saying: Roger.
Babs (headset mic): Good. Then we should be able to see whatever is going on with Buster's date.
(Babs was hiding behind a poll, watching Buster and Fifi as they walk)(Babs is seen holding a walkie-talkie)
Babs: Pink bunny to bacon strip, do you read me?
Hamton: I read you loud and clear.
(To their surprise, they were actually right next to each other)
Babs: Pink bunny to psychic loon, do you read me?
Shirley: Um, like, I'm standing right behind you.
(Babs was surprised to see that Shirley was right behind her)
Babs: We really got to work on our spy skills.
Calamity: Holds up a sign saying: You think!
Babs: Okay, team. Our mission is for this date to be successful. Orders were carried out by this writer who just wrote us in this story. Okay, Shirley, you read their minds and see what their thinking about this date and each other. Hamton, you stay with Plucky and… Wait, where's Plucky?
(Not noticing that Plucky wasn't there, Buster and Fifi were busy talking with each other about their plans)
Buster (thoughts): Relax, Buster. Just play it cool. Maybe this won't be so bad, then again this is Fifi we're talking about.
Fifi: So, where are we going, mon amour.
Buster: Well, I was thinking of eating at that new French restaurant that just opened up by the dance club. I got early reservations.
Fifi: How did you do that?
Buster: I'm one of the stars of the show. I've got connections to everything, except Disney and 4kids Entertainment.
(Fifi gave Buster a big hug)
Fifi: Oh, thank you, my sweet lettle blue bunny. Oh, you are the ze best.
Buster: (Trouble breathing) Don't mention it.
(Fifi let's go of Buster)
Buster: (panting) Well then, shall we go?
Fifi: Oh, yes, we must, no?
(Fifi grabs Buster and starts dashing)
Buster: This is going to be one heck of a night.
(Buster and Fifi then arrived at the famous Bistro Aix restaurant)(Note: This is a real restaurant)
Fifi: O-la-la! This is the fanziest restaurant I've ever zeen!
Buster: So, shall we go in?
(Buster opens the door for Fifi)
Fifi: Oh, why thank you.
(They then enter the restaurant and ask for the reservations)
Buster: Hello, I have a reservation for two under the name Bunny. Buster Bunny.
Male waiter: Hmmmmmmmm… But of course. Right this way.
(The waiter then walked them to their table and they sat down)
Male waiter: Your waiter will be with you momentarily.
(The waiter then left, and Buster then was just thinking to himself while looking around)
Buster (thoughts): C'mon, Buster. You've got to say something.
(He started to look at Fifi and found that she was looking at him with a smile)
Buster (thoughts): Maybe some conversation will help.
Buster: It's a nice restaurant, huh?
Fifi: Oh yes, it's tre beautifiel.
Buster: So, do you come to French restaurants often?
Fifi: Actually, I work in one.
Buster: Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
(Remember in Buttering up the Buttfields)
Buster: You know, I thought this would be crazy at first, but this date is actually not that bad.
Fifi: (giggles)
Buster (thoughts): Okay, why did I just say that?
Buster: You know, you look very…
Fifi: Very, what?
Buster: Hang on, just give me a minute. It's hard to come with a word better than beautiful.
Fifi: Oh, (giggles) you don't have to try so hard, my lover.
Buster: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's just slow down a minute there.
Buster (thought): Why did I say that! Oh man, I'm falling for her! Relax, Buster. It's just a date. Just relax and it will be all over soon.
(Just then, somehow, Pluckey was walking down finding the table he was about to serve. It turns out he started working in this restaurant when it opened a week ago and he was a waiter)
Pluckey: Oh man, I gotta find the table I'm suppose to serve. I don't wanna get behind. Oh, there it is!
(Pluckey started to walk to the table where Buster and Fifi were)
Pluckey: Good Evening, I'm Plucky Duck and I'll be your waiter tonight.
Buster: Plucky?
Pluckey: Huh? Buster? Fifi? What a surprise bumping into the happy couple here!
Buster: And just when I thought I was finally away from you, you had to be the waiter.
Pluckey: That's right. So, um, may I assume what you will have for liquid refreshments?
Buster: I'll just have some carrot juice.
Pluckey: Okay, and you Miss Fifi?
Fifi: I'll just have some of your finest grape juice.
Pluckey: Okay, I'll be right back to take your order. Now you two be nice. And let me know how the date goes.
(Pluckey then dashed and Buster then start to groan)
Buster: Great, what's next, my friends spying of my date?
(Just then, they we're being watched by Babs, Hamton, Shirley, and Calamity who were all in their places)(Babs was hiding behind a corner in the restaurant)
Babs: Oh, he doesn't know the half of it. You getting everything, Calamity?
Calamity: He raised a sign that says: Getting the whole thing.
Babs: Good.
Shirley: Like, this is the best idea ever to spy and get footage of this date. Fifi looks like she is having the time of her life.
Babs: Yeah, but not Buster. He looks like he's miserable.
Shirley: Well actually, he was finding okay until Pluckey came along.
(Pluckey then came and brought them their drinks)(He handed the drinks to them)
Buster: Thanks.
Fifi: Merci, Pluckey.
Pluckey: Now, uh, are we ready to order?
Buster: I'll have your Three Cheese with Hobb's pepperoni.
Pluckey: You're saying you want our pizza? That's a little strange to order pizza on a date. Well, alright. And you, Madame?
Fifi: I'll have your Scampi pizza, monsieur.
(Pluckey stood with an akward face on)
Pluckey: Hm. A little weird for a couple like this to be ordering food like that in a restaurant.
Shirley: Why pizza? Shouldn't it be more of a romantic dish?
Babs: There's definitely something wrong with the menu.
Calamity: Holds up a sign that says: Actually, the Bistro Aix is famous for its choices of pizza.
Babs: Oh really? Hmmm…
(Babs and Shirley turned around to see that Hamton was eating the food that he ordered and froze)
Hamton: What? I'm just having a little snack.
Babs: Hamton, you're eating everything from the menu.
Hamton: I'm hungry.
Babs: Then good luck paying the bill.
Hamton: Wait, wha-?
Shirley: Hang on, Buster's getting up
(Back at the table)
Buster: Excuse me. I have to use the mens room.
Fifi: Okay.
(Buster then walked to the mens restroom and started talking to himself in the mirror)
Buster: C'mon, Buster. You have to end this. I don't care if she cries, I don't care if this is a nice restaurant, I don't care if the writer wants this story to be successful, she's love sick, and this ends now.
(While in the restroom, Buster finds Pepe le Pew)
Pepe: Oh, Bonjour, Buster.
Buster: Pepe? You work here?
Pepe: But of course. I'm so surprised to see you here.
Buster: Yeah, well, I'm out on a date with your pupil.
Pepe: What? You're on a date with my lettle pupel and you didn't tell me about this?
Buster: Shhhhhhhh. Not so loud, I don't to end up on the front page of the paper now. So, how long have you worked here?
Pepe: All my life. I've got to do something to meet the misses. So how is your date?
Buster: A nightmare. I mean it's bad enough I have to pay for the food, seeing Pluckey work here, could things get any worst!
Pepe: Actually, they did. You may not know this, but Babs and the others I think were spying on your date.
Buster: (stood in shock) I just had to say it.
(Back in the restaurant)
Hamton: Gee, Buster's been gone a long time.
(Pluckey then spotted Hamton)
Pluckey: Hamton?
Hamton: Pluckey!
Babs: Hamton!
Hamton: Babs!
Babs: Pluckey?
Pluckey: Babs? Shirley?
Shirley: Pluckey?
Buster: Babs!
Babs: Buster!
Hamton: Buster!
Buster: Hamton?
Pluckey: Buster!
Buster: Pluckey.
Spongebob: Spongebob!
Buster: OHHHHHHHHHHHH, no you don't!
(Buster grabbed Spongebob and tossed him out of the story)
Buster: You're in the wrong cartoon pal!
(Buster went back inside all mad)
Buster: Are you guys trying to spy on us?
Hamton: It's for the school newspaper and for the date show.
Babs and Shirley: HAMTON!
Hamton: Too much, too soon.
Buster: Guaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrddss!
(Suddenly, two guards came to where Buster was)
Buster: We have intruders.
Guard: All right, you sneakers, out you go!
(the guard then kicked Babs, Hamton, and Shirley out of the restaurant)
Babs: Wow, he literally kicked us out.
Calamity: Holds up a sign that says: But at least we got some footage.
Babs: We sure did!
(Buster then gets a headache and asks Pluckey for a to-go box)
Buster: (rubbing between his eyes) Pluckey, can we please get those orders to go instead.
Pluckey: Uhhh, sure.
(Buster walks over to Fifi)
Fifi: You ready, Buster?
Buster: I guess.
(After that long night in the restaurant, Buster then walks Fifi back to her home and sulks)
Buster: Sorry about what happened. I'm just not feeling very well.
Fifi: Oh, It's tre bien. I had wonderful time with you, Buster.
Buster: Really?
Fifi: Oui, I did.
(Fifi grabs Buster and plants a kiss on his lips)(Buster was shocked and tried to get out, but she had a firm grip)(After 15 seconds, Fifi finally lets go)
Fifi: Love you, mon amour. Thank you for ze date. I'll zee you tomorrow.
(Fifi entered her home and closed the door)(Buster then starts walking home)
Buster: That was the worst date I have ever had.
(As walks into the night, Fifi was in her home thinking about tonight)
Fifi: Le sigh. That was ze best date of my entire life. I wonder if he truly loves me? Le swoon.
(She then sat down and looked at the flower that Buster gave her and the picture she had of him)(She put her left hand to hold her head and her right hand to rub on the picture)
Morning then came and Buster was just walking down to the Warner Bros. Production Studio to talk about his episode.
(Buster is seen walking on the sidewalk)
Buster: I've got a good mind to tell the Warners for making this episode.
(He then was walking to the elevator and found Wakko and Dr. Scratchnsniff their)
Wakko: Candy, candy! Candy, candy, candy!
Buster: Hey, Wakko and Dr. Scratchy.
Dr. SNS: Oh, hello there, Buster.
(The elevator door then opened)
Buster: So what are you here for?
Dr. SNS: Wakko ate Speilberg's desk.
Wakko: I was hungry.
(the elevator stopped and Buster was surprised to find Fifi up at 6th Floor)
Fifi: Ello!
Buster: Ahhh! Fifi? What are you doing here?
Fifi: I came to ask Monsieur Speilberg for another episode about us.
Buster: AHHHHHHHHH!
(Buster ran so fast and jumped through a window and landed safely on both feet for some apparent reason)(Fifi then commenced the chasing by skipping on both pairs of feet)
Fifi: Thank heaven for little boys, no? (Winks)
(Wakko and Dr. Scratchnsniff were still in the building watching the chase from up high)
Wakko: Gee, they're a cute couple, aren't they?
Dr. SNS: Oh boy.
And here we go again with the chasing scene. Will Buster continue his life like this or will he have to accept the fact that he has a new admirer? What will become of Buster as Fifi continues to chase him? Will there be more cameos? Is this a good story so far?
Plenty more in the next chapter.
Solratic: Well, that takes care of that chapter.
(Buster then comes in the room)
Buster: So, you're the one who's writing the story, huh. Well cut it out! I'm getting sick and tired of Fifi always chasing me.
Solratic: Okay, let's see what the readers think. So, everyone, should I stop this story, because Buster says so or should I just get to making more chapters?
Buster: Bet'cha they'll say no.
Solratic: That's not what these reviews say.
See you next time.
Buster: Nuh-uhhhhh.
Solratic: Yeah-huuuhhhhhhh. Don't make me get Fifi in here.
Buster: Alright, alright.
See you next time. This time we mean it.