Chapter 4
Never ending hot pursuit
Buster was chilling in his rabbit hole trying to forget about the date. Fifi was walking in the forest kissing her picture of Buster.
Fifi: Le sigh, Buster is just cutest bunny rabbit I've ever had a chance to meet. I can't wait to see him again. Le sigh.
(Out of nowhere, she found rabbit foot prints on the ground)
Fifi: Oooo, mon cherie has left his foot prints for me to follow. I am almost finding you.
(The person leaving behind the foot prints was actually Plucky Duck who had rabbit feet on)
Plucky: Oh, Buster, old pal! I've got a surprise for ya!
(Plucky tip-toed over to a giant boulder and hid behind it)
Plucky: This should be fun to watch.
(Buster then came out of his hole to look at his surprise)
Buster: A surprise? What is it?
(Fifi then stood behind Buster)
Fifi: Ello', my little funny bunny.
Buster: WWAAAAAAAAAAAHhhh!
(Buster then made a quick bolt to run away)(Suddenly he stopped)
Buster: When this is over, I'm so gonna get you for this, Plucky.
(Plucky started to laugh as Buster started running again for his life)
(The two then took the action downtown)
(Buster suddenly stopped again, for something was crossing his path) (That something was the Animaniacs being chased by Ralph)(Buster then looked back and continued to run)
Buster: Man, I haven't did this much running since the Acme Looniversity Track Race.
Fifi: I am almost catching you, my lettle lover.
Buster: You know, you guys might as well check on what Babs and the rest of the toons are doing.
(The scene is then switched over to Babs and the Tiny Toon gang)
Babs: I'm really starting to hate this whole Fifi loves Buster thing.
Hamton: Relax, Babs. I'm sure it's just a phase.
Shirley: Yeah, Like, I'm sure that Fifi is now all over Buster after that date.
Steve Urkel: I wouldn't bet on that.
Shirley: Like, why not.
(Urkel pointed to the hill where Buster was still being chased by Fifi)
Plucky: Ooo, It's getting serious now.
Steve Urkel: Well, my work here is a done. Urkman, out!
(He then walked towards the right side of the picture)
Plucky: Was it necessary to bring him in?
Solratic: Hey, I said there would be more cameos.
Babs: Hold on, if these cameo characters get paid individually, then that will really blow our animation budget.
Solratic: So.
Hamton: Uhh, while they settle out the outcome of the story, let's-
Plucky: Hamton, please. No one wants to hear from a nobody.
(the scene then switched to Buster and Fifi)
Buster: Welcome back!
(Buster then ran in the back side of a theater, looking for someplace to hide)
Buster: (panting) Which way will I go? Which way will I go?
(Buster ran in the back door to hide)
Fifi: Where are you, my lettle mansome man?
(Buster was now behind the set of a stage where a show is about to begin)(Buster then spotted a couple of seats that were empty)(He then sat down in one seat and the Warner brothers and sister sat in the others)
Yakko: We'll hide in here till the coast is clear.
Buster: Oh, hey, Warners.
Warners: Hi, Buster.
(The curtains then opened for the show to begin)(The show started with a man in a magicians outfit on about to give his introduction)
Wakko: Oooo, a magic show. This otta be fun.
(The magician then silenced the audience, for he was about to begin)
Magician: Hello, everyone, and thank you all for being here. For the next hour and half, I will boggle your minds with my amazing other worldly powers.
Buster: So what are you guys running from?
Dot: Some people who are trying to catch us. You?
Buster: Some crazy frech skunk you has a crush on me.
Yakko: You mean her?
(Buster looked beside him and it was Fifi who suddenly was sitting right next to Buster)(Fifi looked with lust while Buster looked in horror and took off running towards the back stage)
Buster: (panting)
(Buster opened the door only find that Fifi was in way, but she was wearing a magicians outfit)(Kind of a resemblance to Zentanna)(She had a cap on, a suit with a top, some gray eye shadow, and-)
Buster: Okay, I get it!
(Buster looked with horror again)(Yakko then stepped in and said…)
Yakko: Goodbyyyyyyyee, cute French skunk!
(Yakko then slammed the door and showed Buster another back way out)
Buster: Thanks, guys.
(Buster then took off running, but was stopped by the sight of his mentor and his roommate, Bugs and Daffy)
Buster: Those two are roommates? I had no idea.
Bugs: It's a long story, which no one at Warner Brothers told us about.
Buster: Well, nice to see you guys.
(Buster then took off)
Daffy: What's that kid's hurry?
Bugs: Eh, Kids these days.
(Buster ran and hid in his rabbit where he'd hopefully lost track of Fifi)
Buster: (panting) I lost her. Good. I can catch a breather.
(Buster then sat on his couch to relax for a minute)
Buster: Man, I don't know how I'm going get out of this relationship. Did I just say it was a relationship? Why would I think that? Snap out of it, Buster!
(Buster then slapped his face three times and then turned on the tv)
Buster: Maybe a little tv will help forget about this mess.
(The channel he turned on was a news channel taking place at Acme Looniversity)(A news reporter, who was actually Babs Bunny in costume, interviewed Fifi about Buster)
Babs (reporter): So tell me, how does it feel falling head over heels for the one and only Buster Bunny?
Fifi: It's like sitting on a cloud in heaven. When I look at him, it's like someone has sent a lovely prezent to me. I dream that one day, ze two of us will be married and have a romatic and wonderful life together. Le sigh.
(Buster looked worried and his mouth was open)
Babs (reporter): What a story, people! This girl might be luckiest girl I've ever had the chance to meet. And for you to be luckier, we have a genuine Buster Bunny doll for you to have, for keeps.
Fifi: Ohhh, now it like you will always be in my arms, lover.
Buster: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Buster then turned off the tv as quickly as he could and then tried to get hold of himself until-)
Buster's computer: You've got email!
(Buster then opened his computer and found that 64 letters we're from students from the Looniversity who told Buster was a lucky person)(He then closed the computer and made a worried look)(He desperately needed help)
Buster: Someone shoot me.
And that's the end of this chapter. Will Buster despair in this love or have to accept it? Has Fifi gone crazy with love or is she in heaven? Was that enough cameos for you all? Do I hear wedding bells? Don't you think Warner Bothers make the best cartoons? Will the Animaniacs help Buster out of this more? Will there be more cute costumes for the characters? Wow, I ask a lot of questions! Stay tuned for more of this story comin' up. Phew!
Solratic: Hey thanks for helping Buster out, guys.
Yakko: No problem! Anytime.