Chapter 5
Lunch moments
Solratic: Hello there, I thought that before the chapter, we might take a little parody moment here. Gyparody I mean! So without further ado, here's you're fabulous host, Blink Winkle Bunny!
Buster: (laughs) Hi, fun lovers. Let's meet today's contestants.
(Walks down to the buzzers to introduce the contestants)
Buster: First, from Acme Looniversity, star actress, Babs Bunny!
Babs (Fran Sheska): Oh, Hi there, everybody!
Buster: Next, here's Hamton J. Pig!
Hamton: Uh, when's lunch?
Buster: Let me finish. And last but not least, that fan favorite skunkette, Fifi la Fume!
Fifi: Bonjour, everyone! Especially you, my love.
(Buster looks at the camera with irritation and walks up to the wall with many screens)
Buster: Remember, You're answer must be spoken in the form of a question. Ready?
(Everyone shook their heads yes as they we're about to play)
Buster: U.S. States for 50. This is the first state to be colonized.
(Hamton pushed the buzzer to say the answer)
Buster: Hamton?
Hamton: What is Virginia?
Buster: That is correct. 50$ for Hamton. Now you pick the next category.
Hamton: Uhhh, how about TV Trivia for 200.
Buster: Alright! This is the famous cartoon couple in cartoon history.
(Babs rings the buzzer)
Buster: Babs?
Babs: Who is Buster Bunny and Fifi la Fume?
Buster: No, I'm so sorr-
(Buster was then shocked to see that it was the correct answer)
Buster: Oh, what do you know? It's the right answer.
(The crowd was in applaud)
Buster: Moving on to our next category.
(For some strange reason, Plucky rings the buzzer)
Plucky: Buster and Fifi?
Buster: I didn't give the category yet!
(Now Hamton rings the buzzer)
Hamton: BusterXFifi?
Buster: Will all of you cut it out!
(Now Gogo Dodo rings the buzzer)
Gogo: Who is the bunny and skunk?
Buster: STOOOOOOOOOP! Ahem, how about amusement parks for 300.
(Before Buster could say the question, he turned his attention to the contestants)
Buster: Do you all want to say something?
Babs: No.
Hamton: No.
Plucky: Nope.
Gogo: Nada.
Fifi: No.
Buster: Good. This is the-
(Buster was interrupted by Wakko who rung the buzzer)
Buster: What?
Wakko: Who is Buster and Fifi?
Buster: No, no, no, it is not me and Fifi! Are those the only words you people can say!
Babs, Fifi, Hamton, Plucky, Gogo, Wakko: Nnnnooooooooooo.
(Buster then shook head to calm himself down)
Buster: Rituals for 100. These are the two words that are used for an agreement in a wedding for both the bride and groom.
(Everyone stood in silence)
Buster: Excuse me, doesn't anyone have an answer!
(Hamton scratched his head)(Wakko was rubbing his chin)(Babs and Fifi laid their heads on their hands)(Plucky poked his cheeks)(Gogo taped his fingers on the table)
Buster: It's "I do"! What is "I DO"!
Yakko: Congratulations, I now pronounce you bunny and skunkette! You may kiss the groom all over his face.
(Fifi leaped into Buster's arms)
Fifi: Oh, I thought this day would never come, my love.
(Fifi kissed him on the lips)(Buster stood in shock and started to scream)
Buster: !
(Buster woke up from his dream)
Buster: Oh, It was just a dream.
(Buster got out of bed)
Solratic: Hope you liked that little skit. Now back to our story.
It's a beautiful morning, a beautiful morning for court. Everyone was headed down to the court house for a very important case.
Plucky: Ahhh, nothing like a good trial to break up the summer dull drums. We got great seats.
Shirley: Yeah, like, I wonder who's on trial this time.
Hamton: Buster.
Shirley and Plucky: Buster! What?
(The judge is now bringing silence to the court as Buster was nervously clamping his hands)
Babs (judge): Court is now in session! Order! Order! Buster Bunny! You stand in this court room on a great matter brought forth by Fifi la Fume. She claims you cause her great distress, by always avoiding her!
(The people we're in gasp)(Fifi was crying)
Fifi: Hi, mon amour!
(She continued crying)
Buster: What! This is ridiculous! It's insane! Hudson.
(Buster then introduced Hudson from Viva Piñata)
Hudson: Your honor, this trial is a mockery of a sham! She's banana's!
Babs (judge): Oh really? Fifi?
Fifi: Oh zure I'm banana's alright. I am, how you say, banana's for Buster. I have always been zhere for him; In his classrooms, at lunch time, out on the streets, lying in wait, but he's never there moi.
(Fifi cries)
Bab (judge): Well, I can't see why. It's not like you're a love freak or anything.
Buster: Actually-
Buster and Hudson: AHHHH!
(Fifi came to the table out of nowhere)
Fifi: You have tre cute eyes when you're animated by ze TMS Entertainment.
Buster: Eek!
(Buster dashes behind the stand)
Fifi: See, judge, I shower him with emotion and he just runs away from moi.
Babs (judge): Well, this is serious. Very well, I hereby grant Fifi an attaining order.
Buster: An attaining order? What the heck is that?
Babs: Like a restraining order, only backwards.
Babs (judge): You now have to stay within 5 feet of Fifi at all times.
(Babs puts an ankle collar on Buster)(The people in court we're in gasp)(Fifi gives Buster a hug)
Fifi: Oh, thank you!
Buster: What!
Babs (judge): Justice is served.
(Everyone was overjoyed as they ran outside)
Fifi: Hurry up, mon petite rabbit. Let uz fill ze day with romance so beautiful that we will never forget it.
(Fifi started to drag Buster as he was resisting to walk)
Buster: Oh, yippee.
(Fifi and Buster started walking together)
Buster: I can't believe I'm stuck like this. Being cuffed with a- (He felt a grip on his hand) Wait! Why are you holding my hand!
Fifi: If we are going tu be together, we mus show that we mean buzinezz. Why don't we get some ice cream together?
Buster: As long as it's not a milkshake with two straws.
(They head over to the ice cream shop)
Fifi: Let'z see, I like mint, cherrie, and French vanilla.
(Obviously)
Milanord: Coming right up.
(He then put all the ice cream flavors in a cup)(Buster gave him 10 bucks)
Buster: Keep the change.
Milanord: Thank you. Hey, you're Buster and Fifi, right?
Buster: Is this a Tiny Toon fanfic?
Milanord: You know, you two make a very cute couple.
Buster: We are not a couple.
(Fifi hugs Buster)
Fifi: That's not wat ze nice man says.
Wakko: After all, he is one of your favored fans.
Buster: That's it, I'm out of here!
(Before Buster could run any further, his collar went off)
Babs (cop): Hey Buddy! The attaining order repeatedly says that you stay within 5 feet of the girl at all times.
(Gogo, Dizzy, and Calamity surround Buster with sticks and whack him with many hits)
Babs (cop): And you're not within 5 feet. Don't try violating the attaining order, cause I'll know when you do.
(The cops left Buster alone)(Buster laid on the floor in pain)
Buster: Alright, Fifi, you got me. Where do wanna go next?
Fifi: Well…
(She led him to the park where no one was there)
Buster: Please, God, send someone to help me in my few words of need.
Fifi: Here ez a good spot for a, how you say, romantic picnic.
Buster: Wait, a wha-?
Fifi: So what do vous want to do first, my lettle lover?
(Suddenly a box fell out of the sky and out came popping certain people)
Yakko: Hello~~~~~~!
Dot: Buster~~~~~~!
Wakko: Bunny~~~~~~!
(Then, Buster face just smiled, for he was cooking up a plan)
Buster: Hey, why don't we play with the children?
Fifi: Children?
Dot: Oh boy!
Wakko: Mommy and Daddy want to play!
Yakko: Oh, how about pin the tail on the skunkette?
Fifi: Le what?
(They put a target on Fifi's rear and spun her around)(Yakko went first and pinned her)
Fifi: LE YIPE!
(She skyrocketed in the air and then came back down)
Dot: Come on, mommy!
Wakko: Let's go see the Paris, France!
Yakko: And make fun of the way French people dress!
Dot: And see the Eiffel Tower!
Yakko: And watch it fall apart!
Buster: Who wants ice cream!
Wakko: Ice cream! Ice cream! I want some ice cream!
Yakko: Come on, mommy! Let's get some ice cream.
(Yakko spun her in his hand and threw her to the ice cream stand)
Buster: Guys, I have the ice cream right here.
The Warner Trio: Ohhhhhhhhhh.
Dot: What are you doing in the ice cream mommy? You'll catch a cold.
(Dot pulls Fifi out)
Yakko: Let's play musical chairs next!
(They then walked around the one chair and started singing)
The Warner Trio and Buster: You never know when we're gonna stop, we might go on forever. You could sick waiting for us, so we could stop- (Pause)
(They all got in the chair at the same time)
Wakko: Darn, a tie.
Dot: What shall we do next?
Skippy Squirrel: I know!
(He pulls a rope that releases a giant anvil on Fifi)
Yakko: Gotta love those anvils.
(Fifi crawls on her fingers and pops back)
Buster: So Feef, about breaking the attaining order…
Fifi: Et ez not ovar til ze fat lady sings!
Rosanne Barr: (singing) O'er the land of the free, and the home of the brave!
(Buster and the Warners point up)
(She falls down from a roof and squishes Fifi)
Buster: Gotta love celebrity justice!
(Fifi gets up all dizzy and starts to come to sense)
Fifi: On second thought, maybe et ez best.
Buster: YAHOO!
(So Buster and the others went down to the court house and got the attaining order broke)(Course, that doesn't stop Fifi's love for Buster)
Yakko: Well that wraps the story up nicely.
Solratic: Actually, no it doesn't.
Buster: Wait, you mean there's MORE!
Solratic: Yep!
Things are now going Buster's way! What happens next, will Buster come closer to figuring out of this mess? Will Fifi lose interest in Buster? Stay tuned!
Yakko: Well that was short.
Dot: Not very much of an ending.
Wakko: Hey, the next script says that we're going to Paris for a class trip.
Dot: Shhhhhh! Don't give away spoilers!
Yakko: Actually, it's more foreshadowing than spoiling.
Milanord: Really?
(The gang then read the script for the next chapter)(Buster stood in shock, but Fifi stood in happiness)
Buster: Oh no.
Fifi: (jumps up and says) Vive Lamoure!
Buster: I'm doomed.
The End