Chapter 6
Trip to the City of Love (Prolouge)
It was another day at the Looniversity in Bug's class. Everyone was focusing on their work before the next bell. Buster was waiting for the clock to strike while Fifi sat and watched him. He looked back and freaked out of the sight of her staring at him.
Bugs (thoughts): Hmmm, Buster looks like he's having trouble with Fifi. I think I should give him some pointers after class. I gotta break the ice somehow.
(Gogo came out of the clock)
Gogo: School's done for this week! Better get out of here if you know what's good for you! Cukoo! Cukoo!
(Everyone was getting out of their seats) (Buster was running for the door until…)
Bugs: Uh, hang on a minute, Buster! I need to talk to you. Don't worry; you're not in trouble or anything.
(Bugs waited till everyone left)(Fifi came back and greeted Buster)
Fifi: I will see you outside, my lettle luv bunny.
(Fifi left)
Bugs: I, uh, understand that you're having a love problem on your hands.
Buster: It just happened. I try to cheer her up and for some reason, she starts chasing me and calls me names. She has an unrequited crush on me.
Bugs: Well, she is Pepe le Pews pupil. Now listen, Buster. You gotta get her to realize that you don't want a relationship with her. So I think that you should-
(Bugs whispers in Buster's ear)(Buster puts on a happy face)
Buster: Heeey, Thanks, Bugs!
(Buster took off fast as lighting)
Bugs: No problem, kid.
(School had ended and the toons were outside)
Babs: Hey, where's Buster?
Hamton: I saw him with Bugs when I left. He said that he needed to talk to him.
Plucky: About what?
Hamton: I don't know.
Shirley: Like, here come's Fifi.
(Fifi had her lunchbox with a picture of Buster on it and kissed it)
Plucky: For some reason, I fill badly for joking with the Buster the last couple of chapters.
Yakko: Fore!
(A golf ball hit Plucky in the head)(It was the Warners who were playing golf)
Plucky: Ow! Watch where you swing that!
(Buster then came out of the school and rushed to the Warners)
Buster: Oh good, you guys are still here.
Wakko: So what's up?
(Wakko swings)
Wakko: Fore!
(The ball then hits Silver from "Sonic the Hedgehog '06")
Silver: Ow!
(For some reason, Woody Woodpecker, Felix the Cat (Twisted Tales Version), and Shoeshine Boy (Also known as Underdog) were playing golf with the Warners)
Felix: Man, you really gotta work on your aim.
Woody: I'll say. That one was a birdie.
(Wakko plays the drums)
Buster: I need all of your help with a little project.
Dot: And what kind of project?
Buster: It's a 'Get somebody to just like me, instead of like, like me' project.
Wakko: And who is this person?
(Buster points behind him)
Fifi: Olala! Mon petite bunny hunk.
The Warners, Woody, Felix, and Shoeshine: HER?
Buster: Yep!
(She runs up to Buster)
Fifi: Hold me!
Buster: Okay, here's the plan.
(Buster whispers the plan as quickly as possibly)
Buster: Got it? Good. Then let's roll!
(They all split up, except for Buster)
Buster: Oh, heya Fif-
(Fifi grabbed on to Buster)
Fifi: Oh at last, you have returned to me, my reason for puberty.
(She starts kissing Buster all over his face)(Babs was not looking happy)(Fifi kisses him more, until Buster puts her down)
Buster: Why don't we take a walk downtown for a while?
Fifi: Oh, I would love that.
(Babs start freaking out)(They walk towards town)
Babs: Alright, what is that rabbit doing?
Shirley: Knowing Buster, like, I say he's got a plan.
(Freakazoid comes in the picture)
Freakazoid: Uh, excuse me. Am I on the right set?
Babs: And you are?
Freakazoid: Freakazoid.
Babs: Oh, no. This is the Tiny Toon Adventures fanfiction. You want the Freakazoid fanfiction.
Freakazoid: Thanks.
(Freakazoid left)
(Buster and Fifi are seen walking towards downtown)
Buster: Hope you don't mind, but I thought of bringing some friends.
Fifi: Who?
(Buster pointed to the Warners)
The Warners: The candy man's swell, one look at you can tell that this nice man wears a toupe.
Wakko: Please don't mind what I will now say, I think that you should wear a burette.
HEY!
Yakko and Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!
Dot: And the Warner Sister.
(Fifi then looked at Buster and she was growing suspicious)
Fifi: Are vous up tu somezing that I don't know ofs?
Buster: No.
Fifi: I know what vous are doing.
Buster: No you don't. (Sweating)
Yakko: He wants to ask you to be his girlfriend!
Buster: What! No I don't!
Wakko: Come on, admit it.
Dot: You like her.
Buster: Only as a friend!
Yakko: Sure you do, but more than a friend.
Buster: N-O, NO!
Yakko: How could you not like her? I mean look at her.
(Buster looks at Fifi who was looking in a mirror checking her face and hair)(She then puts lipstick on)(Yakko pulls out a chart)
Yakko: She is loved and adored by thousands, no, millions of people who've seen her.
Wakko: All the boys in Acme Acres are jealous that you have her for a girlfriend.
Buster: I thought you guys were on my side.
Dot: We are on your side.
Yakko: We think that it's cute for you to date Fifi la Fume.
Milanord: I can dig that.
Buster: But, but, but, but, but-
Solratic: Cut, cut, cut!
(I walk on the set)
Solratic: You guys, that was alright, but, eeeehhhhhhh, I want to try a different approach.
Yakko: Like what? Go out to the left instead of the right?
Wakko: Come out from the back instead of the front?
(Yakko blows a kiss)
Yakko: Goodnight everybody!
Solratic: No, I mean have a plot change. Here, let's restart that from the very beginning.
(I pull the beginning scene down)
It was another day at the Looniversity in Bug's class. Everyone was focusing on their work before the next bell. Buster was waiting for the clock to strike while Fifi sat and watched him. He looked back and freaked out of the sight of her staring at him. Again.
Bugs: I alright now, class. I have an announcement. Tomorrow, we will be taking a field trip down to Paris, France. So make sure you pack up tonight.
(Everyone cheered except for Buster and Plucky)
Buster: Oh-no. Can call in sick tomorrow?
The Warner Siblings: No. (In sync)
Plucky: What, you get sick or something?
Buster: (gulp) Yes.
Yakko: Relax, Buster. There's nothing to be afraid of planes, other than the fact you're a thousand feet in the air where it's much more denser, the service in coach stinks, you can't open the peanut bags, and then there's the-
Buster: Okay, I get it!
(The bell rings)(Everyone ran outside)(Buster then ran to his house to get prepared)
Buster: Well, flying or not, this is still gonna be an awesome field trip!
(When he finished, he then went to sleep and up came morning so fast)
Buster: *yawn* Man, I gotta stop eating carrot cake before bed.
(Buster then ran out the door with his suitcase and found the charter bus heading for the airport)
Bugs: ALLLLLLLL ABROOOOOOOOOAD! The bus for the airport which will take to a trip to beautiful Paris, France! ALL ABROAD!
Mr. Director: OY, too loud! Make with a whisper; don't with the loud maker talk.
(Buster gets on the bus and finds that a lot of the seats we're full)(The only spot open was next to Plucky)
Plucky: So you decided to show up, huh?
Buster: Yeah, it stinks that we have to fly, but it'll be worth it.
(Behind there seat was Fifi and Shirley)
Fifi: Le sigh, Pari, moi home land. I am coming to ze vu again.
Shirley: Like, yeah. We're finally going someplace that's not very, very boring.
(Right next to them was the Warner siblings who were making airplane noises)
Dot: I can't believe it! We're going to Paris, France! (Screams so loud, I don't know how to put it)
(For some of your sakes, I decided to skip to the plane scene)
(Buster is seen feeling very ill and gets out his barf bag)
Yakko: Relax, buddy. We're only an hour away till our destination.
Dot: These scenes are really going by fast.
Wakko: I can hardly keep up with the timing.
(The scene then went to the airport)
Babs: Feeling better, Buster?
Buster: Been better.
(He holds his mouth and tries to stay relaxed)
Dot: That was a really short trip.
Yakko: Hey, it could be worse.
Yakko: You could be them.
(Bugs then got everyone's attention)
Bugs: Alright, class, now before we head to the hotel, I'll need call out who your roommates will be. The list follows; Dizzy and Foulmouth, Calamity and Beeper, Hamton and Plucky, Sneezer and Furball, Babs and Shirley, Yakko and Dot…
(Buster and Fifi put on a shocked face)
Buster: Uh-oh.
Fifi: (Jumps up) Viva Lamoure!
Buster: Bugs, please don't leave me in a room with her. I'll surely die if I stay with her!
Bugs: Relax, Buster. There are an odd number of students, so you'll have to share a room her and Wakko.
(Buster looks at Wakko who has his tongue sticking out smiling)
Buster: Okay, I feel a little better.
(Buster turns around and finds Fifi close up to him)
Fifi: Izn't et wonderful. Can vous not feel ze love, my sweet lettle love muffin? I certainly can.
Buster: Heaven, help me.
(Everyone was now at the Hotel Eiffel Villa Garibaldi (real hotel in Paris) where Bugs gave everyone there room keys)
Bugs: Here ya go, kid. Good luck.
Buster: I'll need it.
(Buster, Fifi, and Wakko were then seen walking together)
That's the end of this chapter.
Next time, on Tiny Toon Adventures…
Babs: I just can't stand the fact of those two together!
Shirley: Like, calm down Babs.
Babs: CALM DOWN! How can I calm down when my closest friend is crushing on my boyfriend!
Buster: I don't know why, but suddenly, I feel something towards her.
Yakko: Disgust?
Wakko: Weirdness?
Dot: Ill?
Buster: I- I- I think I'm in love with her.
Yakko: The city, Babs. It's gotten to him!
Babs: (gasp)
Buster: I don't know why. I just- Just-
(Fifi puts her finger on his lips)
Fifi: It's alright. You don't have to say anymore.
(They look at each other, eye to eye)
(The building explodes)
Everyone: AHHHHHH!
(Everyone looked at the sight of the damage)
Dot: Oh-no! Yakko! Buster!
Plucky, Babs, Hamton: Buster!
Wakko: I can't believe it.
(Everyone was seen crying at Buster and Yakko's funeral)
Fifi: Why must this happen?
Dot: I don't know, but where ever they are, I hope they email us the place.
Buster: Where are we?
Yakko: Heeeeeeeeeey! Is anyone out there?
(Yin from "Yin Yang Yo!" comes in the scene)
Yin: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Uhhhh. What exactly does all of this have to do with the story?
Yakko: Nothing, it's just fun
The Tiny Toons are in Paris, France. Will Buster find true love or torment on this trip? Will Fifi finally get Buster? Am I reading the right monitor? Find out when chapter 7 comes in 2013!
Babs: 2013? We can't wait that long!
I was joking.
Babs: Oh. Eh-heh-heh. I'm going to hurt the writer badly for making this story.
Buster: Heads! YES! I get to do the OPENING!
(Buster's foot grabbed a hose and fell down the ladder)(Buster hangs from hose and is very close to Fifi)
Fifi: (Smooch*) I luv you, mon amour.
Babs: Yep, I am going to hurt the writer very badly.
End of Chapter 6