"You imbecile! Incompetent moronic-"
"Oh just shut up will ya, two tailed freak!"
"What's the matter Scourge? Ran out of your idiotic quips?"
I groaned at the sound of the two fighting again, although I should have been laughing at them. Miles was covered in sticky raw egg while Scourge was completely white with flour. Things were originally going…smoothly…well that was a stretch but at least no one was hurt. That is until we got to the kitchens where Mobian were running back an forth preparing food then things got messy…actually I'm not even completely sure how things got as bad as it did. All I could remember was Scourge getting mad about something and cracked a whole carton of eggs over Miles's head then Miles grabbed a bowl of flour and flung it back at Scourge. Fifteen minutes later the three of us walked out completely covered in kitchen ingredients. Eggs, Flour and I was covered in both of those and somehow…whipped cream?
"Shut up! Or I'll…"
"Or you'll what? Order the guards to throw me in the dungeon? Ha. Go ahead but I'll like to see how long Dr. Finitevus will stay. With me gone he'll leave and take Celine along with him." Mile taunted with a smirk on his face while Scourge began to turn a bright red and I had a feeling it wasn't from embarrassment but anger.
"Alright you two! Quit your bickering! You are both acting like kids! Miles you are better than this and Scourge…ah…umm…" I said turning to Miles as he turned his head but when I tried to find a reason to reprimand to Scourge…well it seemed like this was normal to him. Then I realized something.
"Wait a second! Miles, what do you mean order?" I asked turning to him as Scourge began to laugh sending flour flying into the air.
"Ya didn't know, Babe? I'm king of this planet." Scourge laughed with a tight smirk, I looked at him. That was a big shocker. Scourge? King of a planet? You've got to be kidding me.
"Scourge! I though I heard you!" A red brown fox came around the corner breaking my thoughts, she was wearing a black top with matching pants, with a yellow bow in her hair. Scourge then began to grin wildly.
"Hey Fiona, what's crackin?" He said as she rolled her eyes but smiled as she strode down the hall and directly over to Scourge.
"Dunno, but it looks like some one cracked eggs on Tails- I mean Miles." She simpered with a cruel smirk, I shivered while Miles simply glared at her. I looked over to Miles to see a yolk from an egg sliding down from the top of his head come closer to his eyes. I quickly dashed across the distance between us and wiped it off just moments before it came in contact with his ice blue eyes.
"There. We should probably get cleaned up before something gets in our eyes." I said to Miles as he nodded in agreement but then I heard snickering from behind us.
"Aww, how cute. Someone's crushing on Miles." Fiona snickered as she hung on Scourge's arm, I looked back at her wanting to say something snappy when I noticed Scourge wasn't laughing, in fact he looked…mad. Scourge shifted a bit away from Fiona sending a puff of flour into the air…and into his eyes.
"Yeow! Ugh! The stupid thing burns!" He growled rubbing his eyes, instantly Fiona was in front of him trying to help.
"Get away from me, Fiona! God! Give me space!" He growled again rubbing at his eyes furiously, I sighed shaking my head causing a dollop of whipped cream to fall out of my hair and onto my nose. With a flick of my hand I wiped it off then walked over to Scourge.
"Don't rub your eyes! You're just making it worse, wipe away from your- Oh geeze just let me help." I said but he completely ignored me, and the oddest thing was that once I said I'd help he stopped rubbing. Walking up the squinting emerald hedgehog, I reached up and tried to wipe away the flour around his eyes and eye lids.
"There, you're gonna need to get some water and wash it off. But I think you'll be okay for now. Fiona can lead you to the bathroom while Miles and I can go to another one." I said grabbing his hand (he still had his eyes closed) and brought it over to Fiona. She gave me a demeaning smile then latched onto Scourge. Scourge turned in my direction with a light smirk.
"Heh, so I'll see you tonight at dinner?" He asked as I sighed with a light laugh.
"If you can see." I retorted playfully, instantly earning a glare from Scourge and a snort from Miles.
"Don't worry your pretty little head, babe. I'll make sure I see you tonight." He chuckled as Fiona lead him down the hall, I turned around to Miles to find him tapping his foot and chunks of his fur clinging together.
"Uh…Lets get you cleaned up. Before the egg whites dry up and you end up all sticky. Ugh, I hate it when I cook and get egg on me and won't come off until I take a complete shower." I said as Miles lightly chuckled then held out his hand for me.
"Then I suggest that we make haste then?" He said as I smiled at him then placed my hand in his. Suddenly Fiona's comment came back to me. "Aww, how cute. Someone's crushing on Miles." I wasn't crushing on Miles, I thought he was a sweet kid, well erm…not entirely a kid. He had the mind of a genius but the body of an eight year old…then the thought came to mind….was he crushing on me? I hoped not. I mean, I didn't want to hurt him. He's been so…understanding since I got here. And he wasn't arrogant and vain like Scourge
"- it was well worth the teasing to see the great King Scourge get jealous! How petty!" Miles snickered snapping me out of my thoughts. Jealous?
"What do you mean?" I asked him as he rolled his eyes at me.
"It was clearly obvious that he was jealous that you were attending to me and not him. Ah the joys of being a superior to the figurehead. I honestly don't think this day could possibly get better." He laughed as I sighed. Scourge and Miles sure seemed like brothers at times. How they loved to make fun and demean each other. Only they meant it, unlike real brothers who just kid around.
"Here we are." Miles said as he pushed open a door, he flicked on a light to reveal a double sink with a cabinet hanging above it. I reached up and pulled out two hand towels. Passing Miles a towel, he began to wet it then rub it on his face, I copied him and began to wipe away the smearing whipped cream only for it to get even more messy. I sighed washing the cloth and tried again to wipe away the cream. I wanted to just give up in frusteration, but there was one little trick I did to keep my self from giving in. I sang or hummed. I didn't think Miles would care too much if I softly sang to myself
Makin' my way downtown,
Walkin' fast,
Faces pass and I'm homebound.
Starin' blankly ahead,
Just makin' my way,
Makin' a way through the crowd.
And I need you,
And I miss you,
And now I wonder...
If I could fall into the sky,
Do you think time
would pass me by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you...
Tonight.
"Well I was wrong, it can get better." I heard Miles mutter under his breath as he lightly smiled, I continued but as I hit a note something unbelievable happened. The power was cut off. All electricity, everything!
"Celine, come down to the lab immediately!" Dr. Finitevus's voice came over a speaker, I grimaced wondering what he wanted me for this time….
Any guesses on why the power went out? Thanks for reading and sorry again if its rushed! Thanks everyone for the awesome reviews, please keep it up! ~God Bless!~
This is a spin off of DojangDoll's story "Chaos Theory" Please check it out! It is soo much better than this let me tell you! Thanks for letting me do a spin off, Dojang!~
PS- I don't own the song used which is " A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton" I don't own or claim anything!