Sorry for the long wait. It's summer. What do you expect? Lol.

Fooling around on my Tumblr (link on my profile)

Oh, is anyone familiar with a series called Sonic X? I'm lazy to type it, so go look at my poll and I guess you'll get the message. Meh.

There was a few things in this chapter that you guys have been waiting for~ So enjoy!

By the way, I doubt this chapter makes ANY SENSE.

Replies: (Sorry if I got your screen name wrong, too many reviews to reply to haha)

TotalAmuto: Since you were 6? Isn't that much of an exaggeration? XD

Orange-y27: Writer's block is annoying D: I'm not exactly sure how quickly the Tsuna-harem will progress... though, I'm hoping it's fast enough for you guys XD

df14-blacksnow: There's actually pictures of me cosplaying on my D.A lol. I made it with a passing grade on my exams~~ thank you~

XxShiroumiArisaxX: I'm glad you're all excited xD

Morvo: Tsuna's getting his pairings now :o

StupidNightZombie: I'm sure they'd make exceptions for some Uke action ;D

rachel-chanx3: It was a NIGHTMARE! D: Really? That's raelly unfortunate! Maybe next time? ;D

ezcap1st: Glad you like them xD

Senna-X3: Hibari can stand all epicly in the most awkwardest of situations! XD I doubt I know you, I'm all the way in Ontario haha

stormypeach1396: Well, searching for a school is hard work! Haha, a ballistic Tsuna! XD I'll consider that notion lol.

Ilyasviel16: I got the idea after my friend suggested we actually stick some abandoned fork we found, in an actual dirt road haha.

x. Yuee.x: Are the lemons too sweet and sour for you? *nudgenudge* ;D I absolutely LOVE Enma and Cozart, they're so... LOVEABLE! I want to pinch their cheeks haha.

As for Tsuna's harem and such character appearances and cameos, you're just going to have to wait and find out once I get off my lazy ass XD. Just a thought, but wouldn't a manly Chrome, BE a Mukuro? I though that in the KHR fandom, there's a LOT of Tsuna love?

ShiroHachi to KuroHachi: Ah, laziness and procrastination gets the best of us all! It would seem that everyone who reads this story is sadistic (though, I am, quite sadistic myself as well) and their predictions are quite amusing to read ahah.

OC? Do you mean Cozart? Cozart's the Simon Primo LOL not an OC.

Mel-Chama: Glad you liked it XD, it was quite amusing to write!

The Pocketwatch Ripper: I'm happy that you liked the omake XD. As for your surprise fic, I absolutely loved it. Thank you! As for your guesses, you're just going to have to wait and find out! Are you serious? That can't possibly be true,can it? I do believe that there are other fics that have Alaude and Hibari in AU and that they're relatives if I'm not mistaken...

Mato: I think I broke nearly everyone's heart when they read that scene... I'm quite sure that everyone can agree with your feelings haha.

Burraku: Yes, there is G27. Don't worry haha. I absolutely love the pairing as well XD. I'm glad that it makes you patient for it haha, I think it won't take long for me to stir up some G27 love, after all, it's one of my favourites!

I made a tonfa once and someone got bored enough to take it and try whacking their hand with it. Let's just say they had a red palm LOL.

The pun was actually done in real life out of boredom and a random discarded fork XD. I think a dog kicked it or something though.

Glad you liked the omakes XD

Miraoi Leons: I'm not quite sure when that'll happen, but I'm hoping I can piece it together soon for you guys XD. Well, I guess a lot of people will be pleased with this chapter since it holds a few things that everyone's been waiting for. It gets awkward to write smut and such sometimes, though I live through it since I'm just such a big pervert haha.

It's okay, I love long reviews after all haha.

It's probably because I'm not really used to writing full out serious stories since I quite enjoy writing quick random jokes for kicks. I'm still working to writing with a more mature outing and building, though I'm still not quite there yet, I know that for a fact.

Oh, I actually love that fanfic and wish my writing was bending towards that style, I'm just doing it... slower, than most people would like. I'm trying to be able to write seriously and maturely, while sometimes just go FWOMP on some parts, I'm not a very serious person after all haha.

Once again, It's OK, I LOVE long reviews *hugs*

That's Riku: Here you go :D

ThE-FaInTinG-faNGirl: Lol, I like the way you think XD. Though, I'm not going to reveal what happened in Italy until, most likely, the next chapter, so you're going to have to wait to find out! But just for the sake of saying, you are... somewhat close.

LovelessXHeartlessXSoulless: Well, for your question, I guess it's explained in this chapter, however, I don't really have good reasoning skills so I'll apologize before you actually read it haha. Please don't kill me *hides*

Well, if you like it like that, you're going to somewhat enjoy the end of the chapter I suppose.

chocoluvr15:(I'm going to reply to all your reviews as one haha) Well, with bad TV and other influences going round in the world today, what do you expect? Nobody seems to really like Giotto it would seem xD.

Giotto stood smirking at Natsu. Hibari was frowning. Alaude was rolling his eyes. Natsu was facepalming.

"I'm surprise you're still willing to stand here before us," Alaude muttered. Normally, you'd think someone to pretty much got raped by three friends… er… two friends and one enemy, would stay far, far away from the perpetrators, wouldn't you? Natsu grunted and slipped his hands into his pockets. He glanced at each of them and sighed.

"I'm hoping it was a onetime fling with you guys," Natsu was specifically glancing at the skylark brothers. "It's not like I haven't slept with anyone before…"

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whooaaa, slow down boy." Giotto believed that his ears were tricking him. "You slept with more than one person and us?"

"No… the other person and you three…" Natsu rolled his eyes.

"Other person?" Hibari asked. His eyes narrowed. It could not possibly be who he thought it was, could it?

"Name is not to be said," Natsu said frowning.

"That still doesn't explain how you're still willing to stand here," Alaude pointed out.

"It's one of those freak relations where you've known someone for so long that you're not surprised of what they do… I guess?"

"Wait, so you were expecting us to practically jump you?" Giotto was looking at him in mock disbelief. Natsu glared at him.

"Not you, I knew you'd jump me, I was talking about Kyouya and Alaude. I mean come on, these two guys never get laid, I know that for a fact. When the sexual tension gets too much, you join in anything. Right?"

"I supposed," Giotto murmured.

"I object," Hibari growled. Giotto shook his head.

"Oh come on Kyouya, don't think I don't see those weird glances you send me or Tsuna," Natsu said with a raised eyebrow. "Only reason I let it slide is that I doubted that you'd snap…"

"Fortunately, it was when I was having fun with you," Giotto said slyly as he slid an arm around Natsu's waist. The brunette frowned and kicked Giotto in the groin. The elder fell over and let out a strangled cry. Alaude raised an eyebrow.

"Watch where you're aiming Natsu, or else you'll ruin the goods. The only goods," Alaude said with a smirk. Natsu snorted.

"The only good thing about him I suppose?" Natsu said. Giotto looked up with a pain smile.

"So you're saying that I'm good in bed?" Natsu kicked him in the head.

"Anyways, you guys are like family to me too, so I can't exactly stay away, can I?"

"Yes you can actually," Giotto intercepted. He received another kick in the leg. Natsu rolled his eyes. Giotto somehow managed to stand up… He raised an eyebrow before looking back and forth between the three other males. "Wait, if you think of them like brothers, doesn't that count as incest? Or at least indirect?"

Once again, Giotto lay on the ground holding his groin.

"Natsu, all your explanations make no sense, you're an enigma," Alaude muttered.

Xxx

The one night Tsuna watched poorly produced late night television like Natsu was when the elder was asleep and Nana was out of the house. He stood there engrossed by the strange things they did. What was the weird vibrating object that the woman was putting inside of herself? Tsuna furrowed his brows and watched as she screamed. Tsuna jumped in surprise and lowered the volume.

Later on, some random guy came into the shot and somehow he was naked… ok… Tsuna furrowed his brows. Did this show even have a plot? Wait, why was he watching this? He had a pink blush on his face when the man was –for the lack of better words in Tsuna's vocabulary –inside the woman's danger zone (he had been watching too much MadTV©) the man was saying weird things. He turned up the volume slightly and shifted closer to the screen.

"Ooh… you like that, don't you, you little slut," the man growled. The woman cried out.

"Y-yes! Pound into me with your hot cock!~" She cried out. Tsuna turned bright red at her response. Wait. What was a slut?

"You little whore!" Whore? What was that? A few more weird phrases and actions were done before Tsuna just stared at the screen in pure confusion.

Hearing some footsteps and the flushing of a toilet, Tsuna turned his attention to his right. He heard some more thumping of footsteps and the sound of someone tapping glasses together. Tsuna assumed that was Natsu getting a glass of water. He turned off the TV and headed into the kitchen.

"Natsu," he called softly. Said boy groaned in response and rubbed sleep out of his eyes.

"Yeah Tsuna?" Natsu replied with a yawn. "Why aren't you asleep?" He took a big gulp of water.

"I was watching TV! This man said some weird words! Natsu, do you know what a Slut or Whore is?"

Natsu choked on the water. "Tsuna… exactly what were you watching?"

"What you watch at night!" Tsuna chirped. "Now what does it mean?"

"Err…" Natsu placed his glass on the counter, not wanting to choke on more water on Tsuna's newly acquired vocabulary. "They're synonyms… I guess… They're people that have sex with multiple people… a lot… and like it… I guess…" Natsu paused. Did that mean he was a slut?

"I see… Does that make me a slut…? Since we have sex all the time…"

"Hell no!" Natsu shouted too loudly for his liking. Tsuna jumped in surprise. Natsu immediately hugged him. "Tsuna, you definitely are not a whore or slut or any other bad word!"

"It's a bad word?" Tsuna asked. Natsu let go of his brother and blinked. "But the woman looked really happy to be called that… She even agreed to it!"

"Okay… it's a bad word, just like any other swear words… in my books at least," Natsu grunted. "In sex talk, you can use it in dirty-talking… people like it… I guess…" On dear god, how in the world was he answering these questions? Natsu decided that he really needed to cut back on watching late night television and considering taking notes.

"But you swear a lot," Tsuna pointed out. "So you dirty talk people all the time?"

"Wait wait wait, Tsuna… Dirty talking and just cussing at someone are different subjects," Natsu said shaking his head.

"…" Tsuna was quite. Natsu just stared at him, preparing for more strange and awkward questions. "Do you like it when people dirty talk you?"

Natsu jaw slacked slightly. "Er… Um… what?"

"If I were to ask you while having sex with you, 'you like that, don't you, you whore', would you like it?"

"Tsuna! Where'd you learn that from!" Natsu seemed shocked that such words could come out of his brother's mouth. He was not aware about the fact that Tsuna could even attempt to speak dirty.

"Tv. Now, would you?" Tsuna asked. Natsu became slightly flustered and scratched his cheek.

"It depends I guess… Sometimes… it might… er…" Natsu did not know how to response.

Tsuna frowned and took a step closer to his brother who was leaning against the counter. He kissed him and invaded his mouth with his tongue. Tsuna grinded against Natsu through their pyjama pants. Natsu moaned and Tsuna gasped. They stopped kissed and started rubbing against each other. Tsuna reached down and slipped his hand down Natsu's pants and began to stroke his older brother. Natsu gasped out and moaned in bliss. Both boys had blushes on their cheeks and were panting.

"Aah! T-Tsuna…!" Natsu gasped out. Tsuna looked concentrated on something and licked the shell of Natsu's ear. Natsu's leg brushed gently against Tsuna's crotch, causing the other to gasp.

"Natsu… do you like that?"

Natsu moaned and let out a shaky "yeah" in response.

"You dirty little whore, you like it when I stroke you, don't you?" Natsu blinked in surprise and then cried out when Tsuna tightened his grip on his erection and pumped it roughly. Tsuna seemed to look at the counter curiously before another phrase came to his mind. "Do you want me to roughly pound you into the counter like the hot little slut you are?"

Natsu, now in the mood do to the working hand on his manhood and the breathless whispers in his ear could only moan and nod at his younger twin. Tsuna seemed amused at his new discovery and quickly turned Natsu around and pulled down the boy's pants and underwear. Thank goodness Nana was out of the house for a few days! Tsuna slipped two fingers in Natsu's hole and quickly prepared the boy. After a while of fingering, Tsuna pulled down his own pants and slipped into Natsu.

Natsu gasped and gripped the counter as Tsuna pushed in until the hilt and withdrew until the tip before slamming back home in one shot. Tsuna let out a moan and he slid in and out. Natsu cried out and bucked his hips.

Tsuna grinned. Looks like they were going to have fun that night!~

Xxx

To say that Natsu was less than ecstatic at Tsuna's newly acquired skill was an understatement. Fortunately, it was the weekend. Nana would be back on Monday… It was currently Sunday morning and Natsu was grumpily trying to stand up. After managing to with the help of the wall, Tsuna woke up and sat up happily.

"Natsu! You were so into it last night!" Tsuna said with a grin. "I should practice some more dirty talking!" Natsu looked at Tsuna with a horrified expression.

"No… TSUNA…. Please… don't…," Natsu said. "I'm already as sore as it is…"

"Oh come on Natsu! You seemed to really like it!" Tsuna protested as he stood up in all his naked glory and sauntered over to his twin. Natsu seemed regretful to allow Tsuna to have ever watched television at night.

Xxx

Sunday afternoon was when Natsu had an epiphany.

Tsuna knew Natsu had strange ideas every now and then, though it never went as far as to food. Nana had left for three days, saying she was going to visit and nurse their sick family friend, and quite honestly, the twins had never heard of the person.

Tsuna had been innocently watching some random show on TV one late evening to see Natsu walk into the living room with a sly grin on his face with one hand behind his back. Tsuna raised an eyebrow but dismissed it as he turned his attention back to the strange show on TV.

When he heard some strange noise and something against his cheek, he blinked when Natsu licked his cheek. He stared at his older brother in disbelief as he looked behind him. Natsu stood there with a can of whip cream innocently in his hand. He bent over and licked Tsuna's ear.

"Hey lil bro… want to let me top today?" Natsu whispered seductively in Tsuna's ear, causing the other to blush.

"T-top?" Tsuna squeaked. He had never considered having something up his… area… like Natsu…

"It'll be good, I promise…," Natsu said as he wrapped his arms around Tsuna's neck and turned Tsuna's head backwards and kissed him. During the kiss, he glanced down at Tsuna's lap and inwardly smirked. Still kissing Tsuna and slipping his tongue inside, he reached over and grabbed the tent slowly forming in Tsuna's pants. That caused Tsuna to break the kiss and gasp, shuddering as he placed his hands over Natsu's and Natsu fondled him.

"Na…tsu…," Tsuna moaned and Natsu stroked him teasingly. Natsu grinned and let go, feeling Tsuna grab his arm to stop him. Tsuna looked at him with a begging expression. Natsu blushed.

"Let's get down to business, shall we?" Natsu whispered huskily into Tsuna's ears as he sauntered over to the stairs and walked up them, pausing halfway to glance at Tsuna and beckoned him seductively with his finger before turning back around and head up to their bedroom. Tsuna immediately jump, ignoring his painful erection rubbing against the confinements of his pants and rushed upstairs after his twin.

He ran into his room to find Natsu sitting idly on his bed licking whipped cream off his index finger. Did I mention that his shirt had been discarded and laid innocently beside the bed? Tsuna nearly drooled at the sight. He could feel his pants becoming extremely uncomfortable.

"Come here, Tsuna," Natsu said with a sly smile. Tsuna immediately ran over and Natsu pushed him down on the bed. Tsuna whimpered when Natsu sat atop of his painful erection, their crotches touched, the only thing separating them was their pants. Natsu grunted at the wonderful friction before setting the whip cream aside and reaching down to rub Tsuna's nipples with his thumbs through Tsuna's shirt. Tsuna's breathing hitched and he shuddered, causing their nether regions to brush against each other again. Natsu sighed in pleasure.

Natsu removed his younger brother's shirt before looking down at his pink nubs mischievously. He reached over for the can of whipped cream and rubbed their crotches together, causing Tsuna to moan loudly. Natsu grinned and shook the can. He spray some cream on Tsuna's nipped and chuckled at the sight. Tsuna looked embarrassed to be stuck in such a predicament. Natsu grinned and leaned down and licked off the whip cream. When he sat back up, he had a thoughtful expression on his face.

"Y'know, Tsuna," Natsu started as he sprayed some whipped cream on Tsuna's navel. "Whip cream tastes really good on you." Tsuna turned bright red at the comment and with that, Natsu dipped down and licked up the whip cream. Tsuna shifted his legs, bringing some delicious friction to his need. "Impatient are we?"

"Come on Natsu," Tsuna whined, thrusting his legs upwards causing Natsu to gasp. "I didn't do this to you when we had sex all these years."

Natsu looked thoughtful before giving into Tsuna's pleading expression. He was really a sucker for his younger brother. Pun not intended.

Natsu rubbed their needs together one last time before shifting and taking off their pants and underwear quickly. Tsuna groaned as his length was set free from the confines of his pants. He thrusted his hips upwards again. "Hurry up Natsu…"

Natsu snickered and sprayed the top of Tsuna's erection with whip cream. "What a delicious looking treat…"

Tsuna let out a moan when Natsu licked the tip before taking him in his mouth. He whimpered as Natsu gave a fierce suck and licked his underside. Tsuna threw his head back and cried out as he came roughly into his older brother's mouth. Natsu swallowed it all and looked at Tsuna with a raised eyebrow. "That was fast…"

"S-shut up," Tsuna muttered blushing. Natsu laughed and flipped Tsuna over so that he was on his hands and knees. He looked at Tsuna's pink hole and then back at the can in his hand. He grinned when an idea came to him. Tsuna was about to glance back when he noticed that nothing had happened, only to feel something being put on his entrance. When he felt Natsu's tongue licking and prodding him, he realized that it was whipped cream. "Oooh….."

Natsu continued to lick up the whip cream and inserting his wet tongue into Tsuna's tight cavern, causing the younger to gasp. Tsuna gripped the sheets as Natsu's tongue extended fully in him and prodded around. It then started thrusting into him, he whimpered at the strange feeling. He then moaned and started thrusting back at Natsu, causing him to grin. Natsu reached over and started to stroke Tsuna's length, causing the younger to cry out. Natsu retracted his tongue and Tsuna moaned at the loss before crying out when a finger covered in cream was inserted into his anus.

Natsu immediately started thrusting the finger in and out, causing Tsuna to cry out at the feeling. Natsu later added another finger and started searching for a specific spot –

"Ahhh!"

He grinned when he found it. He began to rub that spot, causing Tsuna to wail in the sheer. Natsu licked his lips as he added another finger and continued to thrust his fingers at Tsuna's prostate. "Aah! N-Natsu… I'm going to…!"

"Not yet," Natsu murmured as he retracted his fingers, causing Tsuna to moan in dismay. Natsu looked down at his own hard length before placing himself at Tsuna's entrane and slowly sliding in. Tsuna's eyes widened as big as dinner plates he cried out.

"N-N-Natsu… it hurts…!" Tsuna cried, a few tears going down his cheeks.

"It's okay Tsuna," Natsu said soothingly. "It'll start to feel good soon enough."

Natsu began to thrust his hips slowly, letting Tsuna get accustom to the feeling. He made sure to brush against his prostate and soon enough, Tsuna was begging him to go faster. He happy complied as he picked up the pace. He groaned when Tsuna tightened as he cried out. Natsu only went faster and soon enough, he saw hot flashes and came inside his little brother. Natsu let out a content sigh as he pulled out of Tsuna.

"Wow…," Tsuna murmured tiredly. "That felt amazing… No wonder you always bottomed…"

Natsu turned bright red and pouted. "Tsuna…"

"But can I be bottom from now on?" Natsu's heart leaped in his chested and he grinned.

"No problem, Tsuna." Natsu kissed his brother as he helped him to the bathroom for a shower.

Xxx

Natsu let out a sneeze and cough.

"Natsu!" Tsuna rushed over and felt his forehead. "You have a fever!"

"It's probably from that shower since you took forever to get dressed," Natsu murmured. When the two had taken a shower earlier, Tsuna had trouble moving and getting out of the tub, which left Natsu to help dry and clothe him, still completely soaking wet. Tsuna grimaced.

"I'm so sorry!" Tsuna cried out.

"Eh? Natsu's sick?" Nana asked, walking into the room. "How?"

"Uhh," Tsuna did not know how to explain to his mother. A blush started to appear on his cheeks, confusing his mother.

"Well, Tsuna fell in an awkward position and hurt himself, so I had to help him take a shower…," Natsu said, lying easily. "I was wet for too long and got sick."

"Oh my," Nana said. "I'll go get you some medicine then."

"Thanks Mom," Natsu said with a smile as she returned it and left the room. Tsuna pouted at Natsu while the elder shrugged. "Looks like you're going to school today alone."

Tsuna frowned and sighed. He got dressed and grabbed his bag. He glanced at Natsu who was watching him with an amused expression and walked over and kissed his twin on his forehead before leaving. Natsu simply blinked in surprise and then grinned. "Oh Tsuna, you're so cute," he said when he heard the front door close.

Xxx

"Huh? New student?" Tsuna asked.

"Yeah! This is going to be awesome, haha," Yamamoto said.

"Probably going to be someone boring," Gokudera muttered.

"I wonder what the new student's like…," Tsuna murmured to himself thoughtfully as the teacher told everyone to take their seats. He glanced at Natsu's seat and then frowned. He sighed and then looked back at the front.

"Okay, we have a new student today –kora," Colonello said with a grin. "Come on in!"

A boy with red hair and a gloomy atmosphere walked into the room. Tsuna blinked. The boy had bandages all over his face and was not dressed in a proper uniform.

"This is Kozato Enma –kora!" Colonello introduced as he patted the redhead on the shoulder. "Let's see… You can sit beside… Sawada number two!... Come to think of it, where's Sawada one?"

"He's sick," Tsuna squeaked. Colonello raised an eyebrow at that but said nothing. Enma walked over to the empty seat beside Tsuna as Colonello began the lesson. "H-hey, I'm Tsuna." Tsuna smiled at him.

Enma glanced at him and nodded.

Something told Tsuna that they were going to be interesting friends.

Xxx

"No way Cozart! Can't believe you transferred here, man!" Giotto said with a fond grin.

"Well, I can't leave to cause hell without me, could I?" Cozart, a redhead that looked eerily similar to Enma said.

"Too late for that," Alaude muttered.

"Long time to see guys!" Cozart said with a big smile.

"Still doing that weird hobby of yours?" G asked. Cozart simply smirked in response. G frowned.

"Let's go check up on Enma! It's lunch anyways!" Cozart said with a grin. Giotto nodded and followed.

"Hmm?" The blonde glanced at the classroom. No way… "Enma's in the same class as the twins?"

"The twins?" Cozart asked. "Oh! The two you were telling me about on IM?"

"Yeah," Giotto said.

"You never did tell me what they looked like, not even a picture," Cozart said while pursing his lip.

"It's better as a surprise," Giotto said with a grin. He sauntered into the classroom and blinked. He saw Tsuna, but where was Natsu? Shrugging it off, he walked over to the younger twin.

"Hey Tsuna," Giotto said with a smile.

"Oh, hey, Giotto," Tsuna said with a smile.

"Long time no see, Enma."

"Huh? You know Enma-kun?" Tsuna asked.

"Yep, I'm friends with his older brother," Giotto said. He glanced over at his friend before blinking. Cozart was staring at Tsuna in shock.

"No way! It's Tsuna!" Cozart said with a big grin. "Or is it Natsu?"

"T-Tsuna… um… sorry but… do I know you?"

Cozart blinked and then rubbed his head. "Aaah… Looks like you forgot about me… well, you were a little kid after all… Natsu probably still remembers be, after all, he was crying while holding my hand, haha."

"Natsu? Crying while holding your hand?" Giotto and Tsuna said in disbelief.

"Fratello?" Enma asked with a frown. "Are you sure it's them?"

"Yep!" Cozart said, giving his younger brother the thumbs up.

"Well, if you guys want to confirm… why don't we go to Tsuna's house and visit Natsu?" Giotto suggested with a grin.

"Sounds good," Cozart said. Enma simply shrugged. Tsuna hummed for a second.

"That's fine… I guess…" Tsuna looked at Cozart with a frown. "Um… if you don't mind me asking… but where did we meet?"

Cozart simply smiled.

"In Italy."

Derp.